novelraw Chapter 1053: Flies do not bite seamless eggs (monthly ticket 800+ more)
Chapter 1053: Flies do not bite seamless eggs (monthly ticket 800+ more)
Chapter 1053 Flies don’t bite seamless eggs (monthly ticket 800+ more)
The closest relatives are husbands and wives. Even if two people love each other again, how can they get along with each other for decades under the same roof without any contradiction or friction? Contradictions and frictions are not terrible. What is terrible is that they have no ability to resolve such contradictions.
For example, although the eldest brother and sister-in-law have a good relationship, they still suffer from a cold war because of some family trivial matters.
Big Brother is such a shrewd businessman, why would he give people a chance to take advantage of it? It was nothing more than that he was in a cold war with his sister-in-law at that time, and his heart was all tied to his wife, which caused him to relax his guard against the outside world.
"Ah! I remember! The reason why I had a cold war with Mingli was that Feng Manman had contacted me before and talked a lot about instigating us, so--" Sister-in-law had a cold war, and all the details that had been neglected before were all thought. Woke up.
All linked up.
Feng Manman first instigated his sister-in-law, causing her to have a lot of dissatisfaction with her elder brother, making her think that her eldest brother did not pay attention to her natal family and the family did not pay much attention to all aspects. Good, this is the follow-up omission.
Think of the details that I didn't care about before, and it makes people's back chill.
And Xiaoqian made up again at this time, "Sister-in-law, it should be before and after your menstrual period, right? If it's not your menstrual period, it is the irritable period when you are sick, headache and brain fever?"
"How about my toothache in the past few days--ah, you mean, she even took advantage of this opportunity?!" My sister-in-law's scalp was numb.
Xiaoqian nodded.
"Although the other party is not as proficient in psychology as I am, she obviously knows how to take advantage of the various weaknesses of human nature. She knows that you are in a bad mood and deliberately say something to fan the flames, and then let you go to the big brother-big brother, did you work for the few days? Also annoying?"
"Isn't it? I didn't worry less about work in the past few days." The eldest brother nodded.
The more they think about it, the more terrible they become. When they experience some small things that they seem to be accustomed to, they have turned out to be exploited weaknesses!
"Every little thing you experience may become prey under the microscope of others. I admit that it will be very hard to be a rich and powerful person, because there are bound to be countless people holding a magnifying glass to study you and guess what you do. You, of course, it’s easy if you want to get rid of this kind of trouble—"
Feeling the attention of her elder brother and sister-in-law, Xiaoqian gave a smirk, blinked at her husband, and it was time to test the tacit understanding!
"Hmm...Big brother and sister-in-law, you can give us all the money of all evil. Without the root of all evil, you don't have to be so tired. Am I right, wife?"
Xiaoqian nodded, yes, dear, you will answer it!
Big brother laughs at nothing.
"When is it, you two are still thinking about playing treasures? Xiaoqian, your brother understands what you mean. In the future, brother will be more cautious to prevent such things from happening again, but you haven't said yet, how do you plan to deal with Feng Manman?"
Xiaoqiang thought that Xiaoqian would use the implanted hypnosis she had just learned to retaliate against Feng Manman, but she did not expect that Xiaoqian gave a completely different idea.
"Have you ever heard of such a sentence, flies don't bite seamless eggs." Xiaoqian has a clear mind.
The eldest brother thought Xiaoqian would praise herself again, "Well, I’m just an unshackled egg, so she can’t bite me."
Sister-in-law pushed him, "You are ashamed to say, if it weren't for Xiaoqian and Minglang, you are still being relied on as the ready-made dad by others!"
This is also true, eldest brother dare not cry.
Looking at Xiaoqian sternly, waiting for her plan.
"According to what I know about Feng Manman, although she is outgoing, she is too nervous. Such people are prone to phobias, so—"
"So, daughter-in-law, are you going to bite her as that fly?" Yu Minglang answered the conversation empathetically, and then was assaulted by Xiaoqian's family without any accident.
"You are the fly! You're the fly! Or the oversized green bean fly! When I speak later, if you dare to talk casually, I will kill you!"
Xiao Qian elegantly raised her **** to Xiaoqiang, shut up!
Yu Minglang obediently made a zipper shape. Before Xiaoqian had time to continue, she listened to Xiaoqiang's whisper.
"You can't be a mung bean fly when you be a fly. It's not lucky if it turns green. Even if your wife is a fly, you can't green me—ah!"
Xiaoqian hit the sofa cushion on his face, and Xiaoqiang stopped.
Big brother and sister-in-law were in a depressed mood at first, but they wanted to laugh inexplicably after being made by these two treasures.
"Ahem, let's continue to talk about business, let's say Feng Manman is a woman who is full of problems and wants to find other people's weaknesses to attack."
Hearing this, the elder brother and sister-in-law’s minds coincided with rotten eggs painted with Feng Manman’s face and covered in stitches. Xiaoqian went around the egg, holding a big needle in her hand, ready to insert it. .
Tsk, Xiaoqiang's brainwashing skills are too powerful.
"So, brother, choose for yourself, do you like hepatitis, tuberculosis or AIDS? Well, I personally like AIDS the most, the effect is the strongest, and the degree of intimidation is the best."
"Xiao Qian, what do you say about so many infectious diseases?"
Xiaoqian grinned, "Because the eldest brother has to pick a disease, he can only force Feng Manman to get sick if he pretends to have one of the diseases mentioned above."
"What disease did you commit?"
"If the eldest brother declares that he accidentally contracted AIDS, according to Feng Manman’s personality, I conclude that she has an 80% chance of getting AIDS, which is a problem in which psychological fear evokes physical illness. Quite interesting."
"Then, what if she is not this 80%?" The nature of Xiaoqiang's work destined him to be a man who pursues a 100% success rate.
Xiaoqian glanced at him confidently and proudly, "Without me, she still had 20% escape. With me, I let her taste AIDS 120%. She is better than dead—sister-in-law, I need your authorization, do you agree to do this?"
Actually, Xiaoqian can start directly without going through her sister-in-law, but she prefers to show her cruel side to her. This is also the best way to effectively avoid similar incidents in the later period.
Sister-in-law only replied domineeringly.
"One million, is it enough to cure her AIDS fear?"
Xiaoqian smiled slightly, "Remove the two zeros, and an ordinary psychologist can cure it—perhaps after removing the two zeros, there will be a 50% discount."
Such a minor illness, ordinary psychologists are all optimistic about it.
But the problem is that a single spark can start a prairie fire. Don’t see a doctor, the consequences can be quite serious.
The matter has developed to this point, Yu Minglang has been convinced that his wife has control of all the odds of winning, and she can do it alone without him.
Thanks to Maybe for the 1888 coins, thanks to Quan Xin Quanyi, Qingwu @飞扬, smiling. Reward for regrets~~~
(End of this chapter)