novelraw Chapter 131 Daily life of husband and wife!
Chapter 131 Daily life of husband and wife!
Emperor Wen was overjoyed: "It's indeed a beautiful thing. It just so happens that I have free time, how about being the referee?"
"Of course it's great that Father has such a heart."
Jia She complimented Emperor Wen with a playful smile, and when he was about to say some other flattering words, Shui Chen suddenly walked over and said calmly, "Father, the guards just came to ask where they are stationed tonight. My son heard that The guards on the road said that there was a small stream winding through the valley not far away. The stream was crystal clear and it was a good place for camping, so they decided to ask the guards to camp at the stream. What does the emperor think? If you are not satisfied, you can continue on the road.”
"Okay, didn't you guys discuss about having a night fishing competition? Let's stay at the creek you mentioned. It just so happens that I can be the referee for you."
"Referee?" Shui Chen raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Father, it's not easy to stay up late fishing, is your body okay?"
Hearing Shui Chen's doubts, Emperor Wen, who always felt that he was old and strong, and his body was in good shape, immediately blew his beard and stared: "What do you mean, questioning your father's ability, right? It's not that father likes to talk big. Once you make a move, you don't even think about catching a single fish."
Well, it's blown up.
Shui Chen twitched his mouth, and didn't bother to pay attention to Emperor Wen who didn't know what was wrong, so he just turned around and said: "In that case, then my son will arrange for camping."
After Emperor Wen waved his hand dispensably, Shui Chen ran away resolutely, leaving Jia She to stay in front of Emperor Wen, like a flattering little eunuch, continuing to talk with Emperor Wen.In this way, before you know it, it is dusk.After Emperor Wen stopped chatting with Jia She, a young eunuch said that dinner was ready.
Although Akimi’s trip to the royal enclosure was a standard light car trip, whether it’s an imperial chef with good barbecue skills or a serving eunuch, they are indispensable in the accompanying list.
This was the first dinner on the road. Due to environmental factors, it was rougher and simpler than the imperial meal, but it was still very rich. At least Emperor Wen didn't say he was dissatisfied when he ate it.
After Emperor Wen began to enjoy his dinner, Jia Amnesty stopped coming to him.Getting out of Emperor Wen's exclusive dragon car, Jia Amnesty stood there looking up at the sky for a while as if he was relieved, and then, under the voice of Shui Che, moved the two silly roe deer slowly and politely. in front of the group.
"Sister-in-law, how about we go hunting later?" Shui Che took a look at the sky that was gradually getting dark, and cheerfully proposed a suggestion.
Jia She rolled his eyes: "No, Third Prince, didn't you say you wanted to fish at night, why did you change it to hunting at night again?"
Shui Che was taken aback for a moment, then slapped his forehead, and said with some sweat: "That's right, earlier this king said that he wanted to fish at night."
"It's a pity that people have dementia before they are old!" Shui Rui shook his head and sighed, which only made Shui Che furious.
"Who has dementia."
Shui Che rolled his sleeves, as if he would fight Shui Rui if he didn't explain clearly.However, Shui Rui was not afraid, because based on his understanding of Shui Che, even though Shui Che put on such a strong posture, he would never dare to make a move.So Shui Rui laughed out loud, and the god complained, "Whoever should be is who..."
Shui Che glared immediately: "I'm telling you, second child, don't think that this king is afraid to fight with you, this king is... this king is, I don't want to destroy my image, are you right, brother-in-law."
"Uh," Jia She pretended to be confused, "Third Prince, what did you just say?"
"...I didn't say anything, this king just said... let's call the prince and start fishing at night!"
So with Shui Che's words falling, the extraordinary night fishing began.Jia She took the lead and caught the fish first, and then Shui Chen also caught the fish after him.On the contrary, Shui Che, the initiator of the night fishing activity, caught the fish all night. He didn't catch even a single aquatic plant, so he had to start a whole fish feast under the supervision of Shui Chui who caught the crab.
Emperor Wen, who said he was going to be the referee of night fishing, finally broke his promise and did not come.It was only when he caught a glimpse of Jia She's uncle and son-in-law with dark circles under their eyes and yawned profusely while riding a horse at dawn tomorrow that he remembered it.
Emperor Wen asked: "Which one of you lost in the night fishing last night?"
Jia Amnesty and the three looked at Shui Che at the same time.So Emperor Wen understood, and said in a very unsurprised way: "The old man is weak, so it is not surprising that he lost than fishing. It is a pity that it was not the prince who lost, otherwise I would have had a whole fish feast made by the prince himself. .”
Shui Chen turned his head aside, pretending not to hear what Emperor Wen said.On the contrary, Shui Che, the loser, said to Emperor Wen in a particularly embarrassing way: "Father wants to eat a whole fish feast? All right, when we set up camp today, my son will make it for Father."
Emperor Wen, who knew how good his son's culinary skills were, sneered, "Can you eat what you cook?"
"Uh, the color is delicious, the dishes cooked by my son are still 'colorful', if you don't believe me, father, just wait and see."
"Get out of here," Emperor Wen scolded with a smile. "I don't want to eat something you made and cause an embarrassment of being poisoned."
When Emperor Wen 'hinted' that he would speak poisonous words, Shui Che directly rolled his eyes in protest.At this time, the other princes stepped in without any chance, and they clearly helped Shui Che to speak, but the real one squeezed him out: "I heard that the prince's breakfast today is made by the third brother. Third brother, you treat one more than another, just give it to me." Will the prince do it for my younger brother..."
Shui Che squinted at a certain prince who was speaking, and suddenly grinned coldly and said, "Yo, so it's the fifth younger brother. I'm sorry that the third brother only saw you now. In fact, the third brother doesn't want to have breakfast today. I lost in the night fishing last night. If the fifth brother really wants to see the third brother's skills, why not let's go hunting at night tonight, nothing else compares to rabbit hunting, whoever hunts fewer rabbits, How about cooking for whoever you want for January."
Shui Run sneered: "Third brother, my younger brother dare not compare with you. Who doesn't know that you are known as a good rabbit hunter. Every time you hunt other people, you only kill one or two rabbits, but third brother often brings rabbit nests and kills the rabbits. Xiao Xiao has caught everything in one go, and my younger brother is going to have to admit defeat in a competition with you, what do you think, father!"
Emperor Wen who was asked was stunned for a moment, then nodded in agreement.
Shui Che, who was rejected, shrugged regretfully, and then put his brother on Jia She's shoulders, "Sister-in-law, let's go for a horse riding competition."
Jia Amnesty, who was hooked on his shoulders, wanted to escape a long time ago, so when Shui Che said, he nodded hastily.Then when the convoy continued to move slowly towards the Royal Forest Farm, Jia She, Shui Che, Shui Rui, and Shui Chen had already ridden their horses and ran to the front.
The Royal Paddock is located in the northeast of the capital. It has been a grassland with abundant water and grass and animals since ancient times.And because of the sparsely populated environment, the captive animals in the royal enclosure are not very afraid of people.Sometimes the closer you get to the Royal Enclosure, you can see all kinds of animals jumping out, standing on the grass and looking curiously at the crowd of convoys that suddenly appeared.
This is a usual scene in the past, but this time I don't know what's going on. Emperor Wen's huge royal team has arrived at the royal enclosure, but he didn't see an animal jumping up and down on the grass, and occasionally there will be a couple of stupid birds in the sky Passing by, they all seemed to be frightened, flapping their wings and flying away quickly, such an unreasonable scene made Shui Chen burst into laughter.It seems that animals also have a sense of crisis.
In fact it is so...
Leaving aside all the snake ancestors, the Heavenly Snake with the mission of protecting Jia Amnesty is lurking in a certain shrub in the royal enclosure, and they say that they want to join forces to play a game of 'Qing Jun's side', where the current and future kings will be given to each other. With the manpower arranged by the princes of the Qing Dynasty, there are hundreds of thousands of people ambushing in the dark. The awe-inspiring killing intent from the inside out will not make the little animals panic and then hide.
However, the little animals with no intelligence are some forgetful ones. In addition, the charming demon god who can command all animals did not come. All the animals living in the royal enclosure quickly forgot the sense of crisis and started to move again. At least in the Emperor Wen put on hunting clothes and rode vigorously on the tall steed, holding the rein with one hand and bow with the other, a grizzled elk appeared in front of the people participating in the autumn festival, causing them to exclaim for a while.
"Father, it's the white deer." Shui Xuan said with some joy at seeing Liexin: "Father, please open your bow and shoot the white deer in one fell swoop, bringing prosperity and prosperity."
In fact, without Shui Xuan saying this, Emperor Wen had the idea of shooting the white deer in his heart.As soon as Shuixuan finished speaking, Emperor Wen pulled the bowstring and shot an arrow, but unfortunately the target was not very accurate, the arrow shot was a few inches away from the white deer, and shot into the grass beside it.
The white deer seemed to be frightened, and the whole deer ran forward at an unexpected speed.Naturally, Emperor Wen, who wanted to shoot him, would not stop there. When the white deer ran, he chased after him on horseback, and separated from the large army without knowing it.
Shui Chen, Shui Chen, Shui Che, and Jia She, who were thrown off by Emperor Wen and stayed where they were, looked at each other in blank dismay. Finally, Jia Jing who ran over reacted quickly and said: "Prince, son-in-law, please hurry up and catch up with the emperor, so as not to..." Long-eyed bumped into the 'assassins' who were ambushing in the dark.
Shui Chen regained his composure, his concubine brothers with different thoughts flashed across his eyes, and after grinning with a particularly meaningful smile, he took Jia She on a gallop to chase after Emperor Wen.At this time, the princes who were first shocked by this accident came to their senses one after another, and agreed that the opportunity must never come again.They exchanged a tacit look with each other, and then they showed their ferocity directly, and guarded the princes and ministers accompanying them.
As for the duo of silly roe deer, they actually wanted to guard them too.But when Shui Chen took Jia Amnesty to 'run away', Shui Rui and Shui Che saw that something was wrong, so they took Jia Jing and ran away with a sense of crisis.And in view of the stupid things that the silly roe deer duo often did before, the princes who thought that victory was in sight did not take Shui Rui and Shui Che who had run away at all.However, adhering to the principle of cutting weeds to get rid of the roots, when the princes who had already controlled the princes and ministers sent soldiers to 'search and rescue' Emperor Wen, they also included the 'lost' Shui Chen and others in the 'search and rescue'.
Let's say that after seeing the white deer, Emperor Wen, who was happy to see Liexin, chased the white deer all the way, and ran to a strange place without knowing it.What a strange way, the white mist permeates the surroundings, and even the bushes and bushes that seem to be dotted in it have a sense of immortality.Almost in a trance, Emperor Wen almost thought he had strayed into a fairyland.
There is indeed a place in this world that can be called a fairyland, and that is the illusory realm.It's a pity that the Illusory Realm is under the control of Fairy Jinghuan, so it won't be easily shown to the world.In the past, the reason why Jia Amnesty was dragged into the illusionary realm by the police fantasy fairy was that he tried to find ways to reveal a little bit of charm and unusualness, so that the original destiny could continue on the track.It's a pity that Charming's lethality is too great, causing Fairy Jing Huan to still feel a little bit bound, and dare not easily intervene again.Moreover, Jia Min, who married Lin Ruhai, was as if he had been drugged. He hugged her twice in three years and three times in five years. Before anything happened to Fairy Jiangzhu, she had a healthy brother and sister.
Although Fairy Jing Huan can do tricks to make Fairy Jiangzhu still as sick as in the original book, she always feels that if she really takes action against mortals directly, she wants to respond to Fairy Jiangzhu's lonely parents. Fate, Fang Tiandao, who has indulged her in the past, will not let her go, so Fairy Jinghuan can only comfort herself aggrievedly, the world is impermanent, and the waiter of Shenying needs to experience a lot of experience, not need to feel the truth of the world, The most pure feelings don't need to experience the warmth and coldness of the world where high-rise buildings collapse.
The aggrieved Fairy Jinghuan is immersed in self-comfort, and naturally she is not in the mood to make troubles, so the place where Emperor Wen strayed into this time will not be Lao Shizi's fairyland, but a hot spring.Well, this is what Emperor Wen learned after he stumbled and fell into the water.
Emperor Wen secretly sighed that it was unlucky, because he was the only one around at this time, Emperor Wen had to struggle to get up from the hot spring pool with hot skin, and then found himself drenched in embarrassment.When the autumn wind blows, it's chilly, and I might as well soak in the hot springs when I'm drenched all over. At least I don't have to think about what kind of fire I use to dry my drenched clothes.
"When will we show up..."
Not far from the hot spring, Jia She took a peek at Emperor Wen's distressed appearance, and then said to Shui Chen who seemed to be in a happy mood.Shui Chen at the side sat casually on the grass, not minding at all that the grass-green juice dyed the crescent-white hunting suit he was wearing into the same grass-green color.
"The timing is a bit wrong if it appears now, let's appear later."
According to Emperor Wen's temperament of thinking, guessing, and being suspicious, if they appeared after Emperor Wen "had been in trouble for a while", Emperor Wen would definitely think that they had been following him closely, and hoped that he would be embarrassed.Although he, an unfilial son, really has this in mind, but this is something that cannot be explained, so he is still squatting here with a good view, and he can observe Emperor Wen who has returned to the hot spring and soaked in the hot spring. The clear and good location continues to wait until the right time appears.
Shui Chen was in a good mood, and even whistled: "Enhou, wouldn't it be nice to sit here with Gu and chat quietly?"
Jia She lowered his eyelids and said helplessly: "My prince, my sister-in-law also wants to sit here with you and chat quietly, but my sister-in-law's heart is twisted into a ball for some reason. Tell me, prince, why don't you?" This kind of accident happened, we ran after the Long Live Lord, the situation is not good for us!"
"How can you tell that the situation is not good for us." Shui Chen rolled Jia She's eyes, shook his head, and said, "Gu's view is exactly the opposite of yours. We seem to be at an absolute disadvantage when we follow the Lord Long Live, but in fact However, it is more advantageous than the original plan. Based on the understanding of the wolfish and ambitious concubine younger brothers of Gu Dui Gu, at this moment they will definitely control all the princes and ministers accompanying them, and they will also send out their own privates. The soldiers began to 'search and rescue' the father and the orphan..."
Jia Amnesty was a little confused, if things really developed as Shui Chen speculated, then the arrangement they had made before would be considered useless, and they had no soldiers or generals in their hands, how could they be at an absolute disadvantage? Resist the other princes who have an absolute advantage.
"If the sky wants it to die, it will make it crazy. Hold your heart and see how crazy these wolfish and ambitious people are." Shui Chen glanced at the front with a smile, and said mockingly: "They are all wolfish and ambitious people, how can they be willing to give up?" Someone else is in charge!"
Well, you are a boss, you can do what you say, and his little brother and brother-in-law will do as he pleases.Moreover, to put it bluntly, he was actually happy to see Emperor Wen in distress.
The uncle and son-in-law continued to chat.At this time, the sky was gradually darkening, and the white mist in the small hot spring where Emperor Wen was located was getting thicker and more like a fairyland.Emperor Wen has already left the hot spring, and is currently thinking about the possibility of drilling wood to make fire.But at this moment, the sudden roar of wild beasts suddenly broke the depth of Emperor Wen's pretense that he could score full marks.
Emperor Wen was confused by the wild boar that suddenly appeared, but when he realized it, he plunged into the hot spring pool again. Shui Chen, who had always been in the mood of watching a show, finally couldn't hold back and said: "How about, let's go out now!"
"Don't worry, the prince doesn't want to see if the wild boar will jump into the hot spring with him!" Jia Amnesty glanced at the hot spring that was still billowing with white smoke, and the temperature seemed a little high, and said very conscientiously.Shui Chen, who didn't lose his conscience, rubbed his chin in agreement when he heard this, completely forgetting that the worry that Emperor Wen would be eaten by a wild boar had filled his heart a moment ago.
"Hey, why didn't the wild boar jump down after him? What's the meaning of walking up and down the bank? Could it be that he's afraid of the water?"
Disappointed, Shui Chen made a gesture with Jia She.Jia She understood, and immediately walked forward with Shui Chen, that is, the grove that was getting farther and farther away from the hot spring.After thinking about the distance for a while, he turned around and walked back, talking while walking.
"I don't know where that wild boar went. It's so dark, it's hard to find. Otherwise, let's not look for it, the prince, and go back empty-handed, waiting to eat the white deer that Long Live Lord hunted."
"That white deer is really beautiful, what a pity."
Shui Chen stopped in his tracks, and when he was about to say leave, the wild boar howled again.Jia She's eyes lit up, and he blurted out, "Prince, the wild boar is over there, let's go and shoot it quickly, so that we don't come back without hunting this time."
While Jia She was speaking, Shui Chen had already rushed towards the place where the howling of the wild boar sounded, stretched his bow and string, and with the help of the heavenly snake in the dark, Shui Chen easily dealt with the wild boar, and was shocked to find that Wendi who was trembling in the hot spring pool.
"Father, why are you here?" Jia She said very 'surprised'.
Emperor Wen twisted his middle-aged body in the hot spring in embarrassment, and said calmly, "Did you two come after the wild boar?"
Shui Chen nodded, and when Jia She graciously pulled Emperor Wen up from the hot spring pool, he took off the cloak he was wearing and put it on Emperor Wen. So we acted together with Enhou. The son thought that the father must have hunted the white deer, and returned to the camp long ago. He never wanted to run all the way with the wild boar, and saw the father here... Fortunately, it was in time, otherwise the wild boar would be ferocious. , Father, who is not accompanied by guards, is afraid that he will be in danger."
"Father must severely punish the Imperial Forest Army who accompanied him when he returned. He was supposed to follow him closely and protect him personally, but in the process of chasing his prey, he left him alone. With a kind of stubbornness, I must shoot this wild boar, and I have been following the wild boar to this place, my father is afraid that I will..."
Emperor Wen benefited from Jia Amnesty's crocodile tears.
When Emperor Wen pursed his lips and tried to ignore the embarrassment caused by the embarrassment in his heart, something even more embarrassing happened to Emperor Wen.Emperor Wen's stomach rumbled untimely.
The eyes of the three met in an instant, Shui Chen was calm and breezy, and there was nothing wrong with it, while Emperor Wen's eyes were full of embarrassment.At this moment, Jia She, who looked like a ghost, slapped his forehead and said with a smirk.
"The son-in-law will clean up the wild boar right now. The emperor will wait for a while, and the son-in-law promises to make a delicious barbecue meal."
"I'm alone to help."
Firstly, Shui Chen had no burden of status, and secondly, he was more willing to face wild boars, or dissect wild boars, than to face Emperor Wen, so the two of them worked together, and quickly separated a big wild boar.
Jia Amnesty ran to the hot spring pool to wash the wild boar cut into pieces with a dagger, and Shui Chen picked up some dead branches and leaves, and lit the bonfire with the torch he carried with him.At this time, Emperor Wen had already taken off his wet clothes, and was wearing Shui Chen's black cloak, sitting by the campfire, his expression became more and more treacherous with the light of the fire.
"This time I was impulsive." When Jia She put the washed wild pork pieces on the branches that had been cut into sticks, and skillfully took out the bottles and jars, and sprinkled salt and spices on them. , Emperor Wen sincerely sighed. "It's a pity that the white deer ran away. I was so impulsive, but I couldn't shoot him."
Shui Chen was poking the bonfire with a branch to make the bonfire burn more vigorously.After hearing Emperor Wen's sigh, he glanced at Emperor Wen like alms, but he couldn't hold it back, and said mockingly: "Father, don't you feel worried at all? You are not afraid of going back like this. The position of the emperor It will not be guaranteed."
Emperor Wen's expression changed drastically: "Prince, what do you mean by that?"
"Father is so wise and powerful, so he naturally knows what Gu means." Shui Chen's eyes became sharper, and his voice became colder. The reason why they allowed their ambitions to grow is to temper the orphans. During the years of being alone, the prince has been in office for more than 20 years, and all his skills are taught by his father himself. Can't you see Father's true opinion of Gu."
"Father, now there are only you, my father and son, and Enhou, so it's a good time to ask questions." Chen suddenly moved his mouth, showing an extremely light smile: "Father, my son has always wanted to ask you, son What is so bad that you use your son as a stepping stone to train other princes?"