[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 287 Unfinished Cookies

Lin Daiyu is dressing up in front of the mirror, drawing eyebrows casually, applying makeup lightly, wearing earrings...

He took a closer look at himself in the mirror, he was really a symbol of beauty, with such a romantic and graceful appearance with light makeup.

If I want to get married in this life, I must have a girl who is as beautiful as the beauty in the mirror, who is as good as flowers and flowers, and more fragrant than jade, or else, I want to be as silly as Yao Sanniang.It's also interesting.

Senior Brother Chi Xiu glanced at the door, the room was full of the fragrance of makeup and powder, he saw the slender figure in the back, the beautiful woman in the mirror had a spring in her face, and when she turned around, she slapped Yao Sanniang on the head: "You lied to me again! You want to get someone else Find a man to replace your lover!"

Too skinny doesn't look good, I like strong women.

Yao Sanniang squatted on the ground covering her head with tears in her eyes: "Hey...it's really him, senior brother, take a closer look. I told you that I recognized her as a girl and squeezed her to sleep for two days."

Chi Xiu said in his heart that I was so mad at you, I took a closer look, so pretty, it must be a girl... isn't it?Seeing that the Qi beside him seemed to be a man, he took a closer look and saw the Adam's apple: "Really a man? Why is he dressed like this?"

Yao Sanniang pitifully said good things to her little boyfriend: "He was in poor health when he was young, and he was able to grow up unharmed by dressing up as a girl under the guidance of an expert. He had to wear it until he was 15 years old.

Chi Xiu saw that he didn't have a canopy on his head, and the two fires on his shoulders were relatively weak, so he really wasn't a sign of longevity: "What rules does he have for you?"

Yao Sanniang was overjoyed, and quickly said: "He is willing to marry me."

No, let's just say that, in the future I can still say that I don't want to marry him, how much I have a share.

Chi Xiu was not happy: "Hmph, let him decide this matter?" Glancing at the stupid little junior sister: "Could it be that just because you committed a stupid one time, decades will be involved? I I have always taught you to correct when you know a mistake, but you really haven’t learned it.”

Yao Sanniang retorted: "Senior brother, I have a good eye."

Chi Xiu sneered: "Idiot, tonight I will let you see yourself."

In the morning, Lin Daiyu ate seriously.

At noon, eat seriously.

Dinner, eat seriously, prepare to fight four rounds!

Later, Lin Daiyu said: "Come to the kitchen and order some dishes for me, four meat and four vegetables, pick the ones that are not afraid of being cold, and I'm going to turn on the light to read at night. Bring a jar of good wine." Since Yao Sanniang likes it so much Eat, let her eat something good, don't always go out to eat things on the street, it's not clean.If you become addicted to eating, maybe you can stop running, alas, it's really worrying.

He sent the maids and nuns to sleep, washed his face, and found the most elegant set among a lot of women's clothes. He took a book of poetry in a pretentious manner, and stared at "my fair lady, good gentleman!"逑'I can't stop watching a sentence.

Chi Xiu looked at the angry little junior sister, and the two goblins kneeling on the ground, a hedgehog and a snake, his face sank like water, and he ordered coldly, "You two, go and seduce him."

The two goblins glanced inside, their eyes straightened: "Thank you, Shangxian, thank you, Shangxian."

Yao Sanniang stared at the two of them viciously: If the seduction is successful, I will kill you two goblins.

Do you understand?No serious seduction is allowed!

The two goblins didn't understand at all, and they changed under the moon, from a flat face and a strange pointed face to two enchanting beauties.Entering the house through the wall, said coquettishly: "My lord, it's been a long night, and you are studying alone, so lonely."

"My two sisters have come to accompany you specially."

Lin Daiyu glanced indifferently, and didn't like the eyes of these two goblins. She looked at her like the little maid who was trying to climb the bed.

The two of them greedily stared at the chicken on the table. This dish was called 'Golden Rooster Announcing the Dawn', and they only saw chicken legs and buttocks.

"The two girls are also mountain spirits?"

The two goblins approached him, coyly leaning towards him: "She is a decent girl, and she lives next door to the young master."

Lin Daiyu sneered: "My house is next door to the magistrate and the guard of the city. Whose escaped concubine are you?"

What kind of dishonest family are you as my neighbor, with a frivolous woman like you?

The goblin was dumbfounded, this kind of argument usually works well to deceive scholars: "I..."

"To tell you the truth, we are the female immortals of Qionglong Mountain. We came here to meet you specially because of our predestined relationship with the young master."

Lin Daiyu: "Ah Choo! Men and women can't kiss each other, you move back." The smell of poor-quality face powder.

These two women are not as good-looking as me dressed as a girl, greedy and stupid.

The expression on his face is that of an arrogant and contemptuous nobleman: "You should have heard that there is a female fairy named Yao Sanniang who has the power to reach heaven and earth, and she is now in love with me. I'm afraid I will kill you at your house. At that time, it will be too late to regret."

Chi Xiu squinted at the stupid junior sister: "Are you bragging like this?"

Yao Sanniang pouted innocently: "No, I didn't say anything, and ran away after sleeping without knowing what to say."

Chi Xiu sneered: "He is a good match for you." He also likes to lie.

"Big...big brother...don't do this...please, don't do this..."

Yao Sanniang was hung up by her hands and hung under the eaves.

Chi Xiu smiled coldly and walked into the room.He turned into Yun Xiao, the strongest and most beautiful woman he had ever seen: "Mr. Lin, what's so good about Yao Sanniang that it makes you so unforgettable?" As he spoke, he picked up two trash and threw them out.

Lin Daiyu shrank back in fright, good...what a strong big sister, why are you so much taller than me...why do you look at me like this...so scared..."This sister, you are..."

Chi Xiu squeezed out a murderous smile: "I am Sanniang's...friend."

"(⊙o⊙) Oh."

Chi Xiu poured himself a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it: "San Niang is in love with you, do you really like her?"

Lin Daiyu let out a long sigh: "I've been thinking about this all the time today. I just saw those two banshees, and realized that I only like her among the banshees... What's more, Yao Sanniang has a kind of natural beauty that comes out of clear water and can be carved naturally. It looks like an orchid in the empty valley, although it is a bit strange and not gentle, but it is very different. She does not apply makeup on her face, and does not use a powder sachet on her body, so she has a delicate fragrance. To tell the truth, the first time I saw her At that time, she only cared about pushing me away, and wanted to sleep on this soft bed."

Chi Xiu nodded in satisfaction, then shifted the topic to politics, culture and history, talking about the past and the present, secretly testing his knowledge.It's not bad, it's really talkable.

Lin Daiyu secretly thought, this pair of sisters is really cute, although the elder sister is tall and strong, imposing, but she knows everything about literature and martial arts...Suddenly, I like such an elder sister.He couldn't help sighing: "Good advice, if you can always listen to my sister's teachings, Lin will not waste her life."

Yao Sanniang hung outside: I am already a salted fish.I have a bad feeling.

Chi Xiu said indifferently: "Sanniang is a Taoist priestess, and she should not have come down the mountain to have a private meeting with you...I want to take her back to Qingxiu."

If you propose marriage, I agree.

"Wait a minute!" Lin Daiyu jumped up at the table: "It's not difficult to clean up, I'll build a Taoist temple for her. If you really want to clean up, you can practice in the busy city. If you don't have a form, you have to miss it even in the deep mountains and old forests." With... the world of mortals."

Chi Xiu was a little unhappy.

Even if I don't marry my stupid junior sister to you, you should still beg me to marry her to you. Is she not good enough?

Yao Sanniang was very happy: "Ok, ok, ok~" It's almost over the wall if you don't have anything to do~

Lin Daiyu added: "If my sister is worried, you can stay and teach her. My sister's vision, courage, and resourcefulness amaze Xiaosheng."

He asked implicitly: "I live closer, so I can often visit and listen to teachings."

Chi Xiu had no choice but to use a mind-reading technique: [Pretty sister is so fierce... so smart, she really gets along with me. ]

[It would be great if Yao Sanniang was so wise! ]

[It's so fierce, she looks like a beautiful and tall sister, but it makes people feel very fierce...]

[Anyway, there is a female Taoist priest's status certificate first, and I will slowly persuade my mother to go to pilgrimage, meet again by chance, and then ask for marriage. ]

[Although Yao Sanniang can't be a good wife, I like her sister. ]

Chi Xiu didn't agree to anything.

He untied the stupid junior sister from under the eaves, carried them and left.

She stayed in an empty house in the city for a few days, but she was still not allowed to go to private meetings at night.

Chi Xiu was so annoyed, my little junior sister is so cute, to be regarded as stupid!Only I can call her stupid!

Suddenly there was thunder at night, and it rained cats and dogs.

Yao Sanniang screamed, jumped up from the bed, ran to the senior brother's room, kicked open the door and rushed: "Senior brother, save me..."

Chi Xiu didn't sleep at night, just meditated, and skillfully caught her: "What's wrong?"

Yao Sanniang huddled into a ball, and said pitifully, "I'm about to be struck by lightning QAQ..."

Chi Xiu sighed: "You don't want to study hard, and the ones who will be struck by lightning are male immortals who touch young girls who are not yet young, or who have sex with no matchmaker. Because mortal girls are ruined by gods and monsters, they will definitely not be good in the rest of their lives." Will be happy, this is not the same as remarriage, getting someone pregnant is even more sinful. As long as the female fairy touches a boy under the age of 14 and does not attract people's energy, it doesn't matter, it will not harm the rest of the person's life, as long as It will damage my practice. Coincidentally, Lin Daiyu just turned 14."

Yao Sanniang jumped up happily: "It's so strange to decide so."

"It's strange, it's all based on whether it hurts people."