novelraw Chapter 281
Chapter 281
Daiyu clapped her palms and smiled: "Beautiful ~ tell me carefully."
The brothers cheered: "Why is this brat so rare!"
"here you go!"
"Yao Yunqi, you are so clever!"
Some seniors also looked at each other and pretended to cry: "My God! God opened his eyes, this kid finally stopped harming his own people!"
"Okay! The scourge has gone abroad, so it's called Shaoxia."
"You have to give them all the bad moves you used against us."
A few people also think that he did a good job, but they can't say that, and they can't make this kid more embarrassing.
"This petty theft is not good~"
"Hmph, petty~"
"It's okay if you steal his scepter or weapon, what's the point of stealing a chair."
"That's right, I can't even show it off~!"
"I'm glad you can control me!" Yao Yunqi didn't bother to spray back, and happily ran to Daiyu, sat down and took her hand: "They are all out to deal with you, and they will get a big gift when they go back."
Daiyu looked at him with a smile. The more time passed, the more she liked this beautiful and lazy Taoist. Although he was mischievous, he was very sincere and a child star.Daiyu said: "It's good to steal. No matter how strict his guards are, or how sacred the palace is, he can't stop you. Hmph, if he dares to talk nonsense in the war letter, I will say that Yao Zhenren took his head like a bag." , Looking at the pattern with the palm turned over, couldn't be more light."
Pfft, I really want to laugh, I think of Jehovah sitting on a pile of durian shells, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yao Yunqi was so happy that he almost wanted to hug him, but because the old ministers on the right were watching quietly, most of the brothers on the left were still single, and Daiyu would draw his sword in shame and anger, so he gave up.Smiling and squeezing her little hand: "I also boiled durians in their golden cups, the taste must be very pleasant."
Background sound: "Huh?" "Huh?" "Evil..." "Humph..."
But Daiyu said: "Did you forget that Wen Shangshan made durian stewed chicken earlier? It's quite sweet."
The official position of Shangshan has always been Wen Zelan, she privately called herself: His Majesty's special jelly maker.But she has always been in charge of the imperial dining room, basically cooking for Daiyu, or arranging recipes for others to cook for the ministers of the Six Departments.
Yao Yunqi recalled that pot of delicious chicken: "It might not be so delicious without the chicken..."
A senior experienced said: "Think about stewed chicken with angelica, even stewed with angelica without chicken, it's still very good~"
"Damn it, you're the only one who likes to eat angelica!"
For some reason, everyone began to discuss the combination of food, from "whether stewed chicken is delicious" to "whether zheergen is something that people eat" and "is coriander delicious".
Daiyu was almost taken away by them, and knocked on the table: "Everyone! Everyone! Let's chat after the court, please? Brother Bilu, put away your chili sauce! Brother Zishu, stop making facial masks! Yunqi , You took all the melon seeds and tea! Brother Ruiming, uh, you can continue to draw pictures, so I won’t bother you. Brother Baihong, take away the water mirror first!" Ah, I feel so tired.
She sorted out her emotions on the verge of collapse: "Yunqi, what did you do in heaven?"
Yao Yunqi was stunned for a while, and said happily: "I also threw a few pieces of stinky tofu in it~a jar of stinky tofu juice~"
The few people closest to him hid back and moved to the side.
"You brought stinky tofu with you when you went out to do bad things!"
"Do you usually bring stinky tofu with you?"
"My senior brother!" The senior brothers were secretly relieved when they remembered that he didn't use stinky tofu to play pranks on his own people.
Yao Yunqi rolled his eyes greatly: "There are all kinds of strange things in my sleeves, what's so strange about that?"
Daiyu suddenly frowned: "Why haven't you come yet? Is it possible to issue this letter of war? Changsun Wuji, please draw up a letter of war for me. At this time tomorrow, if Western Paradise doesn't declare war, we will declare war. Next court .”
After going to court, each has its own place to go. For example, Baihong went to his wife to see if she would be taken hostage by the angels in the western human world. He was very worried.Wanting to eat angelica, he went to the Imperial Garden Medicine Garden to pluck angelica and eat it. Zi Shu changed to another place to make a facial mask. Rui Ming and Wu Mu worked diligently to supervise the construction of the college.
The fourth sister Wen is cooking spicy crayfish and flower hair, oysters with garlic vermicelli, grilled razor clams, cold lotus root slices, and various skewers, except that there is no grilled shiitake mushrooms.She baked two skewers of steamed buns and a few skewers of potato slices by herself, squatting next to the stove to eat, indescribably happy.
By the way, I got a large glass of beer. This is the original German dark beer. I went to Germany to buy it myself.
I traveled from modern times to ancient times, and lived from ancient times to modern times, oh yeah!I'm so awesome!
Before crossing, I was a single dog.Readers and sisters are all beautiful, and I can't even see a man in my house.
Before time travel, there was a lot of jingling, and the average collection was around a few hundred. The latest book I wanted to enter V didn't even have enough collections for 300, how sad and lamentable.It's different now, there are piles of gold and silver, boxes of fancy clothes, boxes of jewelry, and more than a dozen cooks and servants under him.
It seems that a black fat man is right: If you want to get rich, you have to travel through time~ Now the food stalls are almost opened in the palace, and the handsome Taoists come here to drink rice wine and roll skewers, laughing and chatting.
Daiyu, she and Yao Yunqi were eating and drinking together, suddenly talking about the battle scene, she said with a smile: "My Baoguang is really useful."
Wen Zelan quickly covered her eyes: "Really, people dare not look directly at Tianyan."
Yao Yunqi looked calm: "You scum, I don't care at all."
In order not to be dazzled by Daiyu's precious light, and to not lose even if she released the precious light when arguing with her, Yao Yunqi is studying hard, and he does not write every day. After quitting, I have learned comprehensive knowledge and can answer any question in Baoguang.
Daiyu giggled for a long time, and felt a little sentimental: "When the two sides are facing each other, there is a rebellious angel, which is a bit sad." She briefly recounted the angel's words and actions, which is really idealized. Angels, it seems that true goodness and purity are common in all realms.
Yao Yunqi listened seriously, and he calmly expressed regret when he heard that the little angel had been reincarnated.
Wen Zelan looked thoughtful, so kind and so simple, could it be my male god MJ?He is a little angel!Even in this age... it shouldn't be my previous life, could it be the previous life?
Ow! !Whoops, let me go!If I live a few more decades, I will be able to watch his concert live!
The concert site!
You gave birth to me before I was born, I gave birth to you and I was old, and then I crossed over, and I will be with you every day!
Yao Yunqi asked, "Wen Si, why are you smiling so ripplingly?"
Fourth Sister Wen was thinking ripplingly, I really want to get a divorce, I want to marry a male god!What use do I want Brother Zhuo!Short Legs!It's not sweet to laugh!Be careful!snort!Forget it, think about it, forget it, the male god won't take a fancy to me. "Thinking of the development of future technology will make life easier."
Yao Yunqi rolled his eyes: "You still want a dishwasher, don't you? Are you still not satisfied with using magic to wash dishes?"
"Tsk, to tell you the truth, I don't mind preparing a table every day, but I don't want to wash a single bowl."
Huangfu strolled over: "Daiyu, where are the angel wings you brought back, bake them and eat them."
Wen Zelan looked at the huge body and thick wings, and was a little bit broken: "What should I do with this thing?"
"Who knows then."
"You find a way to do it."
"Never eaten an angel."
"Can it be eaten? Is it poisonous?"
Only Yao Yunqi said categorically: "You can't bake it, it will clog your teeth."
Everyone looked sideways, boy, you have eaten before, right?
Wen Si touched the soft fur on it: "Uh, first scald and pluck the feathers with boiling water, just like a hen."
Unexpectedly, the wings look wide and thick, but are soft to the touch. After the feathers are plucked, a thin layer of skin sticks to the bones, similar to cartilage. The meat is very hard, slightly harder than chicken wings, similar to the arms of a wild goose .
"Do skin jelly or cut into pieces and marinate?"
The wings weigh tens of catties without the feathers, half of which are boiled and frozen, and half are cut into pieces and eaten in marinade.
Wensi has a hardwood chopping board with a big wooden pier, which is convenient for chopping meat and removing bones. Now go and tear apart the big wings, make skin jelly for the thin part, peel off the skin, and throw the flesh into the pot Over boiled water, the skin is also over boiled water, and then let cool.
"This skin is a bit thin, not as thick as pig skin...but fish skin can also be frozen, it should be fine."
Scrape the fine oil on the top, then finely pluck the hair, then shred, and cook with the seasoning packet, green onion and ginger.After cooking for a while, the soup gradually becomes viscous.
Yao Yunqi asked, "Have you ever made bird skin jelly?"
"I've made chicken skin jelly, and the chicken feet can be frozen. I want to go to war with heaven, and I'm going to go too. It's so boring to cook here every day."
"Well, before the soldiers and horses move the food and grass, you will be responsible for cooking for Zhuangguo's [-] troops."
Wen Si pushed him out quite annoyed: "Don't blow the pillow and wind me up, go and go."
"Ha ha ha ha ha"
"Wait two more years, when Coca-Cola is invented, we can make Coca-Cola Chicken Wings~" Wen Zelan scratched his head suddenly: "Huh? No, why do I remember that Coca-Cola was invented in the [-]s... Forget it."
The little cook who helped her asked: "What are you talking about? What's the matter?"
"Everything is fun."
Everyone ate happily, and when the night was dark, they all dispersed.I also need to watch the stars at night, watch the stars and practice energy, and Zishu worships the moon when she wants to give birth, and absorbs the essence of the moon to make herself whiter and more delicate.Daiyu and Yunqi, Yuxian and his gentle and beautiful concubine all spend their days enjoying life.
Although they were facing a big battle, there was no sense of urgency. Everyone had a calculation in their hearts, and they would not lose no matter what.
What Zhuangguo lacks is the combat power of mortals against foreign mortals, not the combat power of gods against gods.
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At that time, when Princess Xuanzhen set up an ambush on the way home, Jehovah quietly followed and watched his little angels. For mortals, he could observe them in heaven, but for these eastern monks, even if they looked closely with their naked eyes, they would not be able to see them. What you see may not be true.He didn't expect that Chi Xiu would also quietly hide in the clouds and look at his junior sister. The two looked at each other from a distance, and when they found each other, they both felt a little blushing.
They turned their heads together and pretended not to see each other. On the surface, they seemed to be reassuring and delegating power, but secretly followed them in private, which was too embarrassing.
He didn't expect that these angels, who are showing off their might and have been worshiped by people for more than 1000 years, are so poor in combat effectiveness. They can't stop a little princess and the guard of honor beside her car.
Thanks to the fact that the war is not officially started now, won't we die miserably when the war officially starts?Although the four of you are just good-looking facades and not the most powerful in combat, that little princess is not the strongest in Chi Xiu's subordinates either!
Yahweh was so angry that he returned to his flowery paradise, and heard countless angels flying in the air, singing hymns and praising his greatness.Even more upset.He quickly returned to the white palace to hide the whole process of seeing the idiots fail, but as soon as he returned to heaven, he smelled a foul and foul smell.
Ladies and gentlemen, you have to believe that with Yao Yunqi's cooking methods, it is not difficult at all to make durian boiled stinky tofu taste delicious.
God angrily threw the Holy Grail down to the earth, and washed the whole heaven with violent wind and rain.
The four angels dragged the remnants of the defeated army back here. Just as they didn't know what to say, they saw lightning and thunder in heaven, as if God was angry.
After cleaning up the peculiar smell that permeated the hall, Jehovah sat on the throne angrily. He suddenly felt his buttocks sitting on the pegboard, jumped up suddenly, looked at the throne that suddenly turned into a pile of durian shells, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. : "Yao Yunqi!"
Yes, it is Yao Yunqi who is famous all over the world!
Although he was extremely angry, he suddenly felt worried again.
That bastard can eat durians, cook shit, and steal my throne without being detected by me, he is so powerful.Thankfully it wasn't an assassination.
"Declare war on Zhuang country."
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