Chapter 274
Chapter 274
After playing on the lake for several days, the gods covered the big boat with mist during the day, and came out to fish and play at night.By the way, use transfiguration and illusion to expand the ship to a big room for each person.
Yao Yunqi happily touched her little hand secretly, scratched her palm, and kissed her on the lips when there was a storm at night.
Daiyu opened the window all night and waited for the water to hit the stone to make the sound of Hongzhong Dalu, but she couldn't wait no matter what, so she could only touch Yao Yunqi's smooth and delicate belly and chat with him in a low voice.
Although there are immortal means, but the brothers who live around are so clever that they will definitely be able to pass through the shield.Although they probably wouldn't be able to see them based on their character, Daiyu still didn't dare to be here as a husband and wife in London just to be on the safe side.Yao Yunqi is very casual, he wants to sing happily every night until dawn, he has the physical strength, just hugging and talking and chatting, he doesn't feel bored.
Zishu has been teaching the puffer girl to become a beautiful girl. The puffer girl has just been able to transform into a human form, but she didn't do it by herself. Her brain development has not kept up, and she often has a bad memory, learns slowly, and can't remember.
Zi Shu was so angry that he looked like a puffer fish, and everyone took this situation as a joke.
Wu Mu caught a big fish he didn't know: "What is this?" The body is round, the skin is grayish white, the mouth is slender compared to the face, and it looks a little cute.This big fish weighing more than 100 jin was flopping on the board of the boat.
Bi Lu came up with an idea: "Ask Wen Zelan to come over and make it, half steamed and half braised."
This chubby fish looks very cute and makes a pitiful cry.
Looking at it silently, Wu Men felt his heart soften.
The chubby big fish looked at him pitifully.
Zishu said: "Make sashimi, I like sashimi."
Everyone looked at him with contempt: "The monster will not change!"
Zi Shu was angry: "They all eat fish, so what's the difference between eating raw and cooked!"
Yao Yunqi stood on the second-floor terrace and yelled at him fiercely: "If you don't use fire to eat, you are monsters and savages. What did you say in the "History of Human Evolution" by the big brother? Hmm? After eating cooked food, people's wisdom will come into being." improve dramatically."
Zi Shu rolled his eyes: "I didn't eat every meal."
Wu Mu looked down at the big white fish that was softly chirping, and suddenly couldn't bear it, so he raised his hand to call up a large ball of water from the river, and put the fish in it.Then he turned to them and said, "I didn't say I wanted to eat it!"
Daiyu leaned on the handrail on the balcony on the second floor and looked at it for a while, then suddenly said: "Brother, this is the finless porpoise, right?"
Wutan thought for a while and asked Big Fish, "Are you?"
Great White Fish: "Chirp...whip..." I don't know.
Wutan and Daiyu sighed in unison, "It's so cute~"
Yao Yunqi exchanged a few words with Zi Shu, and he gave an irrefutable example: "Is Wen Zelan stupid? A person, a woman who has lived for hundreds of years and has both civil and military skills, is nurtured by Zhuo Qiezi's side. After so long, you are still so stupid, just because eating sashimi hurts your brain!"
"Uh...that seems to make sense."
"Nothing can be refuted."
"I'll fuck it, right?"
"Does she like sashimi?"
Daiyu laughed angrily: "Yunqi, if she's not here, you still have to make arrangements for her. When I go back, tell her that there is something delicious for you."
Yao Yunqi passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "No~yes~ah~" and fell back.
Daiyu quickly stretched out her hand to pull him: "What's the matter?" The godmother would at most treat you with mooncakes stuffed with chili peppers, Lantern Festival stuffed with coptis, mint-flavored cream or lard cakes, you don't have to be afraid of this, right?
Yao Yunqi fell down very fast, and when she came to grab him, he hugged her like a sloth: "My good sister, don't talk about you going around me this time."
Daiyu was ashamed and angry, and pushed him to let go: "Let go, don't be so nonsense, even if I don't tell her, can all the brothers keep their mouths shut? What are you begging me for?"
Yao Yunqi said sternly, "I won't let go, my good sister, I'll deal with you first, and then I will deal with the brothers one by one."
"Hey~ If you can do it, you still have the nerve to say 'solve'? Come on, senior brother will tie you to a fishing rod and set sail to catch sharks."
Although Zhuangguo's folk customs are tough, and they can fight if they disagree with each other, it is still not popular in the upper class to hug in public. This is not restricted by Confucian etiquette, but Taoism pays attention to purity. No matter how unclean it is, it cannot be expressed in public. □.
Daiyu's face was getting redder and redder. Seeing that her husband was still stubbornly refusing to let go, she grabbed his arms and threw him off the balcony, almost hitting the fish.She stomped her feet: "Hum!" Turned around and went back to the house.
The brothers immediately huddled together, Wu Mu held the big water polo and the cute big fat fish in the water polo and walked to the side to avoid being disturbed.He thought sullenly, although this fish and I are not of the same species, I like it when I see it.
He looked at the finless porpoise, and the finless porpoise also looked at him cutely.Wu Suxin said: You are cuter than the big brother who is an iron-eating beast!I really want to raise... Would it be strange for me to raise fish?Will you die?
In the palace kitchen of the distant Zhuang Kingdom, Wen Zelan threw the 1554th failed rainbow mirror cake to the monsters with huge appetites, threw herself on the ground sadly, and cried in great grief: "Why can't Success! Why!” The mirror cake has been successful, but on the rainbow mirror surface—after the plain mirror surface is finished, add coloring on one side, and a beautiful rainbow will be formed with a touch of a knife. If it's not good or the hands shake, it's over.
She has taken out all the food preparation methods she knows, and there are no new surprises. It feels so sad.I want to challenge a difficult self-abuse, but I can't succeed. It's a pity that I don't know how to make fondant cakes.
Howled twice, got up and thought about something to eat you... After living for a long time, I seem to find it meaningless to eat anything.
"Ah! Chuanchuanxiang!" Wen Zelan revived with full blood, and began to take a basket and a stack of bowls, grabbing seven different kinds of peppers in the seasoning library and blending them in proportion, from grass fruit to clove, from grass fruit to clove, from The galangal caught the licorice, and there were more than a dozen bowls in the basket, each with seasoning.More than a dozen seasonings are soaked in warm water to remove the dust and stimulate the fragrance, and they are thrown into the warm butter and simmered slowly.
The aroma slowly blooms, the top notes are pepper and clove, the middle note is the sweet toon of licorice and tangerine peel, and the base note is a rich mixture of hot aroma and wine.
The fragrance wafted out from the windows of the imperial dining room, turned around the hall, entered the court room, and then wafted into the homes of ordinary people outside the palace gate.
People who couldn't stand the spicy food closed the windows one after another, and Pang Da sneezed a series of times, calling out a burst of madness to blow away the spicy smell.
Chi Xiu wrinkled his nose in disgust. Although there are restrictions around the hall, these restrictions are closely related to his senses, and the smell is disgusting and irritating.Smelling for a long time... makes people want to try it.
After cooking on a low fire for three hours, Wen Zelan's fire control skills are now extremely pure, unlike other people's ferocious real fire, she can roast marshmallows with the palm fire.Seeing that the color and smell of the bottom of the pot were perfect, I put two spoonfuls of sugar as the end, divided the bottom of the pot into several bowls to cool down, and went out to find bamboo sticks.
Bi Lu happened to come to look for her, and as soon as he reached the gate of the imperial city, he took a deep breath and smiled happily. This trip was really worthwhile.Rushing into the imperial dining room: "Wen Si, quickly bring up the pot! Huh? Where's the person?"
Wen Zelan went to steal the iron beast's bamboo, and was chased all the way back. She ran wildly: "Old iron! Spare me! I'll just take an old bamboo! Just one!"
"One is mine too! Mine!" The iron-eating beast poked her with its paws with ease: "I can give it to you, you are not allowed to steal it!"
"I didn't steal it! Didn't I miss you!"
"It's not all your fault, what pepper did you get, it choked me to death!"
Bi Lu came out to fight, tried to persuade her, and 10 minutes later, she took Wen Zelan and a large bowl of hot pot seasonings and left.
Wen Zelan emphasized again: "This is Chuan Chuan Xiang!"
"I agree that it's meat and vegetables, why do you have to put them together?"
Wen Zelan was silent. I really can't answer you all asking this question, but I just feel that the skewers are more delicious: "There are more colors, and they are easy to fish."
"That's for mortals." Bi Lu blinked playfully: "We have heavenly eyes, it's not difficult at all to see through a mere layer of red oil and pick up the meat roll underneath."
"But the skewers don't need to be clamped, you can eat them when you pick them up."
"But you have to wear it with your hands, and it feels uncomfortable."
"All the dishes you eat are cut slowly with my hands."
The two quarreled all the way to the side of Shizhong Mountain.
Wen Zelan screamed and jumped down from the clouds: "Baiji dolphin, the goddess of the Yangtze River! It's so beautiful! It's so cute! How can it be so cute~"
My god, I've never seen a live baiji!
Wu Bo took a rare look at her: "Yes. Do you know how to raise it?"
Good eyesight.I don’t know how to raise fish, and I’ve already starved to death several fish, and I always can’t remember to feed them. I don’t have the habit of eating, and sometimes I just forget about it after retreating.
Wen Zelan was lying on the water polo, her eyes were nympho: "As long as the river is wide and deep, it is relatively clean, and there are fish... Oh, there can't be too many people fishing, it will hurt it."
Wutan asked again: "You know how to raise?"
Wen Zelan nodded madly, with a look of 'I will spare no effort': "Yes! If Shangxian wants to raise it, just leave it to me to take care of it!"
Yao Yunqi asked hesitantly, "Steamed or braised?"
Wen Zelan said angrily: "I steamed you for him to eat!"
Yao Yunqi cried out, "Daiyu, good sister, someone is going to kill your husband!"
Wu Bo was quite satisfied, his eyes were full of this little cutie, he didn't look at anything else, he took his wife out with a big water polo, and went back to Zhuangguo to seal off a section of the river to raise fish for himself use.Then build a palace from the side of the river, usually play with him, and entrust Wen Si to take care of him when practicing.
Bilu asked, "The goddess of the Yangtze River? The goddess of the Yangtze River has another person, a husband and wife. It's just a fish."
Wen Zelan lied: "There are rumors in the world that this big, white and cute fish is Jiang Shen."
Everyone started to eat hot pot, went to the shore to buy meat and vegetables, and cooked the fish they caught.
Wen Zelan rolled up his cuffs and started to kill the fish. The gods covered their faces and hid aside, as if they couldn't see the bloody scene.
After hiding for a while, he ran back and asked, "Can I eat it?"
"What are you hiding from? Are you afraid of killing fish after killing people?"
"When we killed people, we didn't cut off people's heads, but also took out the internal organs from the neck!"
"Human internal organs can't be removed like this, and a Y-shaped wound is needed to open the mouth." Wen Zelan knew that the fish's head was cut off, and the tail can still flutter completely because of a nervous reaction. The snake's head can still jump up Bite.And with a knife down, the fish's soul floated up, looking sadly at the fairy cook, and his own corpse desperately beating the chopping board.
"Get some water to wash off the blood here."
After a while, he began to eat hot pot: "Daiyu, you come here to listen to the stone bell, do you hear that?"
"Listen to what stone bell?"
Daiyu explained, and then said: "I don't know why, there is no wind these days."
Huangfu slapped his thigh: "You should have said it earlier! I am wearing a fixed wind bead! I will leave after I finish eating. There must be wind at night."
"Hahahahahaha" "Dingfengzhu hahahaha" "When will we be able to wait for the wind!"
The whole house laughed, this is really an unexpected answer!They all thought they were here to swim in the lake.
The author has something to say: The baiji dolphin is really cute!Super cute! QQ
Yao Yunqi doesn't understand species protection. I was reading Shan Hai Jing recently, and the ancients wrote about most rare and exotic animals... what is the use of eating them.
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