[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 269 Extra Story 4 Legendary Brothers

The reputation of the Liangzhou Wensi Heroines is raging, and many people spend a lot of money wanting to see them-no doubt, this is the habit of chasing oirans in brothels, and they are willing to pursue them when they hear beautiful women.

Especially this woman is not only like a fish and a wild goose, she is ashamed of a moon, she looks like a fairy, but she also has peerless martial arts!

And the more she refuses, the more mysterious and compelling she becomes.

Outside, Zhuo Donglai spends a lot of money to guide public opinion and hype her as a "peerless beauty".

Inside, those who saw her that night couldn't bear the money, smacked and said: "That big breast, that small waist, that figure...there is no such beautiful woman in the world."

"It's really beautiful, very, very beautiful!"

"I've traveled all these years, but I've never seen such a beautiful girl." The mouth of the listener was drooling.

Wen Zelan went out for a while, eating, drinking and getting to know some local heroes. After a fight, she didn't catch her new young tame dye, but picked up an old Taoist in a certain woods. There is no difference between the two times, probably because it can no longer be dirtier, and it can't be seen that it is dirtier.

Yao Yunqi stretched out his hand lazily: "Bring the roast chicken, and I'll tell you a story."

Wen Zelan kicked him lightly, but she didn't dare to use any force, for fear of breaking her old arms and legs, she looked at him condescendingly: "Hey, do the math for me again."

"Forget~what~what~ah~" Yao Yunqi elongated his voice lazily.

Wen Zelan squatted down to look at him, only to find that something was wrong. Over the years in the rivers and lakes, I have seen a lot of people who don't like to take a bath, but most of those people have sour and sour smells and smell of urine alkali. This old Taoist priest I don't have any smell on my body. It's strange that I don't even have the old man's old lady's smell.She didn't bother to think about it, this guy would definitely not be a young man who turned into an old man: "Help me figure out when I can get married and when I can meet that person."

Yao Yunqi calculated for a long time: "Humph, hum, hum, now that you recognize this person, you still have to be 30 years old."

Wen Zelan looked up to the sky and sighed, "What a crime I have done!" Damn, I really want a man!It has a vibration function and multiple modes, so you don’t have to do anything, talk less, and don’t cheat, as long as you have good facial features.I don't feel like I'm having fun without certain websites.

Yao Yunqi didn't know what was going on in her mind, but said solemnly: "You are disrespectful to the gods."

Wen Zelan looked around: "Immortal? Where is it?"

Yao Yunqi pushed himself up and sat up. He had been sitting under this tree for more than a month, and he felt that the soil under his buttocks was collapsing, and it would become a well in a few years.

His body was a little stiff. If he wasn't a god, he would have been paralyzed long ago due to blood clots clogging blood vessels due to sedentary sitting.

Yao Yunqi said seriously, "It's right in front of your eyes!"

Wen Zelan looked at him seriously, and laughed with a pat on his thigh: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​haha ​​mother's laughed and worked!"

Yao Laodao put his hand on his forehead and rolled his eyes at her: "I don't believe it."

She took out a lotus leaf bag, which contained roasted taro and roast chicken, and took out a Mazha to sit on.It is absolutely unacceptable to sit directly on the ground, not because you are afraid of suffering from kidney deficiency, but because you are afraid that there will be too many bugs on the ground.

Yao Yunqi grabbed a chicken leg without hesitation and took a bite: "It's delicious!"

Recently, when I am hungry, I spit out the whole chicken and eat it again, but the salt and pepper seasoning can’t be spit out, or a whole piece of beef is spit out with a small piece of beef jerky, and the cooking method is not good. , or you do delicious.

Wen Zelan gnawed on the chicken leg: "Who is it? I know quite a few people now, who will marry me?" Could it be some young lady who has not yet become famous?She secretly fell in love with me, worked hard to be worthy of me, practiced literature and martial arts, and finally began to pursue me, pinch haha.Since I don't get married until I'm 30, I won't marry a 50-[-]-year-old man, who must be of the same age.

Yao Yunqi's mouth was full of greasy food, and he teased her with a smile: "Haven't you thought about me?"

I am a good-looking fairy. This little girl has such a bad temper and is not good-looking. She has no merits except good cooking skills.It's really boring for a fairy to live, her fate is strange, and her marriage is not going well, why don't I marry her in a different way, and find myself a cook?But I don't like to be close to dirty mortals, who are like mules and horses, rolling together sticky... Forget it.

"Hahaha, you'll be dead for more than ten years when I'm 30." Wen Zelan didn't know that this fake old man was secretly planning to marry her for her cooking skills, but also for women and men. Xing expressed fear and gave up the plan.

Yao Yunqi sneered: "According to what you say, I'm a dead ghost now."

Wen Zelan calculated in her heart for a while, ah, she was really wrong, and chomped and ate for a while: "Hey, tell me a story."

Yao Yunqi sighed secretly in his heart, I am too virtuous, I don’t want to use my beauty to cheat food, and tell stories on my own in exchange for food, how many honest gentlemen like me are there in the world? "I heard that you are now famous in the martial arts world, and your voice is in the capital. You have to be careful."

A gleam of happiness flashed in Wen Si's eyes, and he nodded: "I know."

Yao Yunqi couldn't help but said: "People in the Jianghu are like licking honey with the tip of a knife. You have such a big reputation, but you have no way out. You just try to be fierce and brave. The person who does things for you has no virtue and can't last long. In the future What are you doing with yourself?"

Wen Zelan was silent for a long time: "Speak clearly, I didn't understand."

"Ah, idiot." Yao Yunqi couldn't help but cover his face: "You are too famous, rich and beautiful, and the people in the court conspired to seize the property of the businessman, and framed people on charges and imprisoned them to seize their wives and daughters. Quite a few, people in Jianghu do all kinds of evil for profit. You have no friends, and the person who helps you with things is not very popular, so where would you hide if something goes wrong?"

Wen Zelan was very moved in her heart. It had been a long time since anyone had considered such a long-term view for me: "You...can't you say something auspicious?"

She suddenly felt that something was wrong. The name Wen Zelan represented only a black fat man with good martial arts and being driven by others. How could he be rich and beautiful: "Did you say something wrong?"

Yao Yunqi rolled his eyes greatly, and emphasized again: "I am a god! I am really good at fortune-telling! You are Wensi... oh!"

Wen Zelan covered his mouth, looked left and right, probably there was no one there.She lowered her voice and threatened: "Don't tell this matter. No, you come with me, follow me to the capital, all you want is food and clothing, and I will support you for a few years." Such a harmless, poor Old Taoist priest, even though he is very good at fortune-telling and knows my secret, I can't kill him.

Yao Yunqi nodded: "Okay." He secretly used a mind-reading technique, and he became happy in his heart. He thought that he would have to sell his appearance in exchange for a long-term food, but he didn't expect that he could just tell the secret, so happy~

Wen Zelan hired a carriage to take him, picked up two cute puppies on the way, bought a parrot, bought a bunch of messy things, and bought a little maid.

On the way, when passing by Xiongcheng, I saw a group of people surrounded by a luxurious man in the government office. Prestige and style, surrounded by some strong servants, looks very fierce.

Then came out a few thin-skinned peasants, not only in tattered clothes, but also with blood and wounds on their faces. No matter how you look at it, it was the result of being beaten. These old peasants were crying with grief.

For the convenience of walking, she dressed in men's clothing, and Le Pin's breasts were really tired.Waving: "Little Er, come here."

"Master, what are your orders?"

"What happened to those people over there?"

"My uncle, you don't dare to point at him with such a big thorn! Which Uncle Wei is our kind here." Xiao Er gave a thumbs up: "No, Uncle Wei is 'kind' I lent money to these people, and these people owed him money but couldn't pay it back. Uncle Wei asked for their ancestral land to pay off the debt. The masters of the county yamen, the clerks, and the shopkeepers were all Uncle Wei's guests .”

Wen Zelan nodded, it was the first time I heard someone say so eloquently about robbing people's land, colluding with the government, and taking up lawsuits, yes, it's amazing.

She asked: "This Xiongcheng can be regarded as a prosperous place, so no one cares about the people who come and go?"

Xiao Er's voice was very low: "My lord, if you think about it carefully, these mud legs that plan food in the soil can meet the merchants coming and going, not to mention that the strong dragon does not suppress the local snake, Uncle Wei's ancestors are here Operating everywhere, with deep roots..."

Someone next to him yelled, and Xiao Er put a handkerchief on his shoulder: "Here you are!" and ran away.

Wen Zelan pinched her chin and thought carefully, determined to kill this guy at night, and worried that it would not be easy to get away with the old Taoist girl, if she didn't kill, she felt that the good things of prestige were wasted.She was about to go back to the capital first, and then come back again, when she suddenly remembered: "Oh, I'm going, I'm going!"

The guy surnamed Wei looks a bit similar to my GAY honey, and his age is also similar, but he has always claimed that both his parents died, is he fooling me?

Hurry up and set off back to Beijing, throw the old Taoist priest and the little loli, cats and dogs, at the snack shop, arranged by the two loli who are both civil and military, she goes straight to the big courtyard outside the city, and finds it with ease: "Brother, hey! Hey! ? Where’s Brother Zhuo?”

Xiao Cui at the door: "Master has gone to the front hall."

Find the front hall and get the news: "Master Zhuo is in the execution room."

Wen Zelan scratched her head: "We still have a torture chamber here! Where is it?"

"It's the woodshed."

She went to the firewood room again, opened the door and smelled blood first, and there was a scarred person in the dark room.

Zhuo Donglai stared at him fiercely, to see who would dare to come in without knocking, and it really was this fat man.

Wen Zelan screamed: "AHH!!!"

Zhuo Donglai sighed, she really was an unworldly young lady, her face turned pale, she was really frightened after seeing the torture.

Wen Zelan continued to scream: "This is the bamboo skewer used by labor and management to eat skewers!!! You used it all!!!"

This size and shape are custom made by me!

Zhuo Donglai almost kicked her out, and angrily pulled her out: "What are you shouting for! It's just a few bamboo sticks, I'll buy them for you!"

Wen Zelan looked at him sadly: "Why don't you buy it yourself, I will think of this scene when I look at Chuan Chuan Xiang in the future."

People are dripping with blood, Chuan Chuan Xiang is also a layer of red oil, you have ruined a dish!

Zhuo Donglai didn't pay any attention to this, good meat and vegetables are not delicious, they insist on skewering them and soaking them in the red oil soup, and eating them in bunches, what's the difference between eating them with chopsticks?

waste time!Waste of time practicing martial arts!Waste of time reading books!It's more troublesome to eat!

He was a little impatient: "what do you want to do when you come back?"

"Yo! I can't come back if it's all right? Is there anything I can't see?" Wen Zelan curled her lips: "I saw your brother, he looks a lot like you, and he's a bully just like you."

Zhuo Donglai dragged her into the backyard, beat her up in the name of practicing martial arts, and said earnestly, "What kind of person is he?"

She rubbed her butt and sighed lazily: "He's different from you. He's a bully, and he meets my requirements for killing people and making a name for himself. He looks a lot like you and has a similar temperament. He's rich and powerful!"

Your dark circles are bigger, do you think you can pretend to be a panda?you are too naive!

"Oh." Zhuo Donglai was quite indifferent: "Kill him, don't worry about me." It met your request, but you didn't kill him directly, just because he might be my brother... Although I don't care if this physical relative is Who, but I care if you take me to heart.

He reached out and rubbed her shoulder: "Does it hurt? Don't blame me for being too hard. Good martial arts is the most important thing."

"I know~" Wen Zelan smiled freely, and asked enthusiastically, "After you kill him, can you go back and grab the property?"

Oh yeah, I like to watch rich brothers fight for property/throne the most. You don’t need to do anything. With the reincarnation technology, you can live comfortably for the rest of your life. It’s really amazing.

"No, one of the darts was robbed, and I'm tracking down the whereabouts."

The author has something to say: Why is my essay four so funny? She is really cute, but when Yao Yunqi appeared on the stage, she seemed even more talkative.

I wrote why these two people are so handy...