[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 262 Extra Story 4 Legend Gold List

On the second day of Mrs. Zhao's arena, there were still no amazing, talented and beautiful young men.

Because there are many routines since ancient times, the first to appear must be the cannon fodder, and the hero must be the finale. Everyone thinks so, so that the first day is almost purely gangsters fighting, and the second day is a little bit more exciting than yesterday. mediocre.

Wen Zelan didn't look at the two strong men on the ring, but stared at the people in the crowd to see who had the higher martial arts.She especially wanted to know why practicing martial arts can improve eyesight?I knew that practicing martial arts can improve eyesight. I practiced it in my previous life. You don’t know how terrible 800-degree myopia is!If this mother didn't have glasses, Laozi would be a living flower at home, and he could tell fortunes when he went out.

There are more than a dozen waves of people in the crowd who look different from others, which can be seen from their momentum and temperament.

Wen Zelan raised her orchid fingers, and sighed deeply and gracefully: "People with good martial arts have small square faces and dwarfs, how annoying."

Practicing martial arts all the year round biting the cheeks and working hard, slowly training the muscles on the face. If a man in the world has an awl face, he must not be a guy who has both internal and external skills, and basically heresy.As for short people, this makes it easier to understand. People who practice martial arts since childhood will not be too tall. Muscles will limit the development of bones.

How smart I am to be able to observe so many details, it's as if Sherlock Holmes is alive!

Yao Laodao couldn't help but argue: "What's wrong with being short, is it too tall for you to fight hard?"

Wenzelan paused for a while, then couldn't help but nodded approvingly: "That's right."

Pfft, I suddenly remembered Song Xiaobao's skit, the short-handed and short-footed little man fought with the tall man, and was poked on the head with his finger, and he couldn't reach the other party with his hands and feet.Hahahaha, although it is said that if someone uses this trick with me, his fingers can be broken with just one push, no, no one will hit me, but it is so funny.

She rubbed her eyes and continued to look at the group of people.He took out another piece of cake to eat, and threw a piece to the old Taoist under the tree. It was a little strange that he was lying on the ground motionless, wouldn't he be bitten by insects?

All the dregs of his food fell to the side, and the date stones were also thrown beside him. Looking down at his face and clothes, it was probably because the dirty bugs on his body couldn't penetrate. "Hey, old man, are you good at fortune-telling?"

Yao Yunqi ate his snacks slowly: "Ling, what's the matter?"

"I also remember that you are very clever, help me calculate the destiny of my children in this life."

Yao Yunqi counted his fingers for this snack, and sighed: "You...are destined to have a rare heir, after the age of 30."

Wen Zelan slapped her thigh: "Hahahaha, that's great!"

"Okay?" I don't understand the young people nowadays more and more.Aren't you mortals desperate to have children?

I want to sleep with him!I've thought about it for a long time, but I haven't put it into action yet, because pregnancy will reduce my combat effectiveness and survivability!Pinch hahaha, go back to sleep with him and try again!Live the days of licking blood on the tip of a knife, you should live happily!

If the old Taoist doesn't work, kill him!

The hungry and thirsty girl masturbated in 108 poses in her heart, only wishing that this place was not her bedroom, so she couldn't release it.

I could only stare dully at the group of vulgar men fighting, and slowly locked on one of the four fat men in the crowd.Li Xiaowei, who is called Xiaolushan, has the only characteristic that he is a fat man, a fat and flexible fat man who can't shrink bones. When he moved into a girl's boudoir late at night... he was stuck on the window.

He is also a fat man with good martial arts. He has gone through several battles and has never been hit by anyone.

It's not easy to distinguish between fat and strong men, but when people collide with each other, and whoever staggers the other by two steps, you can tell the level of martial arts.Now there are these four fat people, and none of the others have a figure that is 'stuck on the window lattice'. The height can be changed. skinny fat.

Wait and wait, eat and eat.

She threw a date and hit the old Taoist priest on the head: "It's too boring, tell me a story."

Yao Laodao lazily rolled his eyes, and said to himself that if this had been my original temper, I would have beat you up and hung you upside down on a treetop.He told her a story about a goblin eating people, and picked up the melon seeds that fell on him: "Why don't you roast some meat?"

"You stupid, didn't you see that I was watching here? It would be nice to have some snacks. You are almost losing all your teeth and still miss eating meat? Save it."

Yao Laodao bared his teeth, revealing a mouth that was stained by the illusion, but was actually white and bright: "Not a single one fell out! The immortal taught me the technique of longevity, whitening turns black, teeth fall out and regenerate, what do you want?" Don't learn?"

Wen Zelan thought for a while: "It's too boring, tell me a passage of Tao Te Ching and Qing Jing Jing."

Yao Laodao explained to her in a polite and serious manner.

Wen Zelan was greatly applauded: "(~o~)~zZ Huhu, whoops, I almost fell."

Yao Yunqi rolled his eyes angrily, good guy, I thought you had a share in the fairy fate, not everyone who sees a fairy like me can chat with me and give me meat and money, but sleeping so soundly is insulting me Sutra!

He changed the subject and began to make up ghost stories: "Do you know what happened here many years ago? It was the scariest thing I have seen in more than 100 years. There are two fathers and sons who robbed the tomb together. Near here, there is a ready-made robbery hole, but it is very small. The son who can shrink bones went down... Lao Wang thought his son was dead when he heard the scream just now... When he climbed up, he saw his father, and now he sees that his son is safe and sound , overjoyed to meet him, he bit off his father's neck."

Wen Zelan continued to stare at the three fat men: "Oh? There must be a lot of money in this hole?"

"After Lao Wang fell to the ground and died, countless mice slipped out of the hem and sleeves of Xiao Wang's robe, leaving only a clean bone on the ground. Two days later, Xiao Wang walked into Yiyang City. "

"what happened?"

"In this cave is the slough of an immortal. The one who drilled the hole was a mouse spirit couple. After decades of practice, they borrowed the breath of an immortal to become an immortal. At the last moment of becoming a spirit, they were interrupted by Xiao Wang, and they ate people. To vent my anger." Yao Yunqi said, throwing the mouse he had captured onto the tree.

With a flash of the knife, the mouse was chopped into two pieces.

Wen Zelan held the knife, gritted her teeth and didn't scream out, not because she was afraid of rats, anything thrown up suddenly would scare people.She is hiding in this place to watch those people, although the distance is too far, if she yells out loud, she will be easily spotted, if someone comes over to check the situation, it will delay me pretending to be aggressive.

Wen Si is not a good stubble either, he gently removes the bone of the mouse with a knife in his hand, cuts it into large pieces, slices open the middle of the spiced tofu, and stuffs the mouse meat.Throwing down the tree: "It's a good speech, it's very atmospheric, and I reward you."

Yao Yunqi just used illusion to make himself look dirty, not really dirty enough to burn his nose, and he couldn't smell the strong smell of blood.With a smile, he threw the dried mouse meat tofu aside.

"Hold the grass, this fellow is finally here!" Wen Zelan excitedly took out her golden mask when she saw the fat man who was as agile as the wind and twirling like a Hu Xuanwu on the ring.Seeing that my hands were covered in rat blood, I had no choice but to wash my hands with the last bit of water in the bag and put on a wooden mask with gold and silver patterns.

For some reason, the mask was light and soft, and it was padded with silk, so it was very comfortable to wear.It also fits well on the face. There are three ribbons on the top, middle and bottom, and two silver hooks hanging on the ears. No matter how shaken or somersaulted, it will not fall off.

The big fat man on the ring wields two knives and is as dexterous as a cat, the kind of orange cat that can jump to the top of a bookshelf.

Wen Zelan threw a basket of snacks to the old man, and flew up the mountain with a knife in hand, when suddenly, she slammed on the brakes.

"Ah, spider web! Almost hit the spider web!" Continue to run down.

The fat man showed his power, and several people wanted to bully the clumsy but dexterous fat man, but they were all thrown off the ring by the fat man, screaming from the fall.

Just as Wen Zelan was running from the hill to the ring, he had already won several consecutive victories.

Mrs. Zhao looked at him intently. This fellow looks good and speaks properly. He looks good, but this fat body... If he is thinner, he will be fine as my son-in-law.

Li Xiao cupped his fists slightly: "Everyone, I accept it."

Another strong man jumped up and shouted: "Fatty, don't bully anyone in the world."

But everyone was looking at the man who appeared on the roof. The man was wearing a blue and short brown suit, with big breasts and wide buttocks, and a mask with golden patterns on his face.No one saw when she came here and when she appeared.

Wen Zelan had a cold face, although no one could see her, she jumped off the roof and landed firmly on the ring: "Li Xiaowei?"

Li Xiaowei subconsciously said: "No!"

Everyone shouted!Little An Lushan Li Xiaowei who committed many crimes in a row, yes!There are not many dexterous and powerful fat people in Jianghu, and only the prostitute has such abilities.

Wen Zelan snorted coldly: "A man dares to do something but not to be a man. So what if he admits it, isn't it just being hacked into pieces?"

Li Xiao sneered slightly: "Put the blame on me and want to kill me, can you convince the public?"

Wen Si looked around, and most of the people were nodding, and he didn't know if they agreed because they couldn't convince the crowd, or they thought this guy was Li Xiaowei. "what's your name?"

"If a real man doesn't change his name when he walks, he doesn't change his surname when he sits. I'm going to be the king's gold list, the gold list with the title of the gold list."

"Li Xiaowei's reward in Six Doors is also on the gold list." Wen Si was a little unsure of his personality, so he drew his sword: "It's useless to talk more, just try it out."

Li Xiao sneered slightly: "Okay." Just let me chop you with a knife.

Wen Zelan stepped forward to fight with him with a knife in hand, and felt that this guy's strength was astonishing as soon as they fought. That's right, such a thick arm is naturally strong, especially when chopping, the arm can borrow strength.Thanks to the fact that I carried stone locks when I had nothing to do, and practiced strength with tree trunks, and was beaten by the little fresh meat surnamed Zhuo for two months, or I would lose.

The crowd of onlookers: "The martial arts are so good, it must be Li Xiaowei."

The two slashed at each other while dodging, one knife was as tight as the other, and the other was as fast as the other. The pace was getting faster and faster, and they almost fought into two phantoms. The current speed also made some people unable to see clearly the knives in the hands of the two. foot.

All I could hear were knives and knives, fists and kicks, and smoke and dust wafted around the arena.

The hasty footwork stepped on the wooden board, like a drum beating, without a momentary pause.

Mrs. Zhao couldn't take her eyes off her eyes. She stood up and watched carefully.

The battle group separated suddenly, and the two stood on both sides, facing each other. When you looked closely, there was blood on the ground.

But the fat man's knife fell to the ground, and there was blood on both wrists, while the masked woman with big breasts had blood under her ribs.

Wen Zelan shook her head and laughed loudly: "How dare you say that you are not Li Xiaowei? How can there be two fat people like you in the world? Ladies and gentlemen, Wen is not deeply involved in the world and does not know many heroes, but he has heard of some The prestige and appearance of a great man.

In today's arena, is there any hero who is as fat as him?This is a unique feature!Li Xiaowei who can get stuck on the window, and Li Xiaowei who can escape the ambush set up by the six gates and eight chief arresters, who else is it but you? "

Li Xiaowei's hands and wrists were bloody, and he sighed: "Yes, I am Li Xiaowei. Stinky bitch, you can't get what you ask for, and you hate it because of love, right? Grandpa hates fat women like you the most."

Wen Zelan was irritated as soon as she cried out, remembering the advice of a gloomy dwarf before leaving, don't get angry just because others say you are fat.She sneered: "I've never seen the world." She stepped forward, and cut his knee open with a flick of the knife, leaving only a good leg.

Li Xiaowei knew that his death was approaching: "Women don't have a good thing! Bitch..."

Wen Zelan laughed frivolously: "In that case, why don't you find a man?" Fuck you.

The men and women who were about to swear in the crowd of onlookers were all stunned, this is a good sentence to hate people!

Li Xiaowei changed the subject again: "You are so obsessed with killing me, did I visit your house before? Is it your mother or you who was robbed?"

Everyone was in an uproar, how could a girl answer such a question!Although looking at the chest may be a young woman.

"Tsk, it will save trouble if you come here. I spent so much effort chasing and killing you, and the reward from Six Doors is not enough to pay for my shoes." Wen Zelan kicked him to the ground and stood at him. I almost screamed out on my fat belly, this foot feels great!So soft!She said with emotion: "Hey, everyone who picks flowers can kill them."

Single dogs think of their future daughter-in-law, married people think of their daughter-in-law at home, and those who have a daughter/daughter-in-law think of their female relatives, and they can't help applauding her.

Only then did Old Master Zhao come over to deal with the situation: "Gao Yi, a heroine, I don't know what to call a heroine?"

Wen Zelan jumped off her soft belly like a trampoline, and clasped her fists with a smile: "Liangzhou Wensi."

"Wen Si?"

"Miss Wen Si?"

"Wow, it's as beautiful and moving as the legend!"

"The figure is so good hehehe."

"Excellent sword skills! Well-deserved reputation!"

Wen Zelan was a little embarrassed, how do you see that labor and management are beautiful when they wear masks?

Replied politely: "I'm sorry for disturbing the old man's ring battle." Oh, why does my stomach hurt.

Mrs. Zhao was wiping off a cold sweat: "Miss Wen came to kill this prostitute, it is a great deed to do good deeds, I am grateful."

There are several daughters, daughter-in-laws, and granddaughters in my family. Fuck the thieves to death.

"The ring continues. I have some bouillon and side dishes. I wonder if I can show my face?"

Wen Zelan readily obeyed, and went in to meet him, his wife, daughter, son, and daughters-in-law, and had tea and a chat in the room first.

After chatting for a while, her stomach hurt more and more, and she still wanted to vomit, so she ran to the spit bucket: "vomit."

Mrs. Zhao asked with concern: "Girl, do you have it?" You came to fight while pregnant, is your man dead?

"No." Wen Zelan explained with great embarrassment: "I just waited for Li Xiaowei to come on stage, so I ate something when I was bored. I didn't expect this bastard to come up just after eating. Maybe he hurt his stomach during the fight." Just ate When I'm full, it's violent and easy to vomit...I'm so stupid.

Mrs. Zhao also felt a stomachache, so he endured it with a smile.

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