novelraw Chapter 242 Extra Story, Yao Yunqi
Chapter 242 Extra Story, Yao Yunqi
Yao Yunqi was picked up by two senior brothers. It wasn't the first time they picked up a baby, but it was the first time they picked up a baby of good quality that could be brought back.The person who was picked up before did not have this level of spiritual roots, and had no possibility of cultivating into a god, so they could not be brought back.But this swaddle stinks, and the child is still alive, so dirty.
This baby is a small and soft mass, it looks black and yellow, and it is not fat. It is probably because the mother lacks nutrients, which makes this baby thin and fragile, with a big head and a small body, it looks a little pitiful. cute.
"Eldest brother, we picked up a child!"
"Have spiritual roots! You can definitely become a fairy!"
"It's strange that such a good spiritual root was not eaten by wild beasts."
"Have you forgotten, there is a severe drought in the world, no one has no water or food, and all the wild animals have run away."
Chi Xiu took out two single female 'big rabbits' from the room with ease.
Everyone surrounded in surprise: "What is this?"
"It looks so weird."
"A little familiar."
"soft."
Chi Xiu said calmly, "Things for breastfeeding."
A little shy, they don't know what a woman's breasts look like?
Oh, it's true.If you don’t know it, you don’t know it, and you will naturally understand it when you have the opportunity to see it in the future.
Curious babies said: "Have I seen this thing? It feels very familiar."
"The cha-cha that deer and sheep use to feed their fawns and lambs looks a bit like this, but the animals are in two rows. Are there only two for women?"
"Oh, really! Every time I go to the mortal world and see their bulging chests, I think it's stuffed wallets, or strange decorations in the mortal world."
Chi Xiu couldn't help laughing, the juniors are so cute and innocent.
Huangfu turned into a human form with great interest, and took the fake bunny and stuck it to his chest: "It's so cumbersome for a woman to carry such a thing."
The little baby who was not named Yao Yunqi almost fainted from hunger, he was always hungry, but the seniors surrounded the two fake bunnies to conduct research.
"Does this kind of thing grow in the flesh? What is the bulge? Is it milk? Has it been there since childhood?"
Chi Xiu smiled and said: "Women only have milk after giving birth. It was just meat balls before."
"Are these two things cut from a human body?" The senior brother kept this thing, feeling so delicate.
Someone: It seems... It seems to be quite fun.
Chi Xiu snorted: "How could I do such a thing? This is a low-grade magic weapon refined from silkworm silk. When you guys arrived on the mountain, you were still young and couldn't drink porridge. You only survived by drinking milk with this thing in your mouth. come down."
Aside from being indestructible, super-capacity and water-tight, and insulating, this thing is useless at all.
"Yeah, no wonder it looks familiar."
"Hey, I seem to remember a little bit."
"Wahhahaha, you don't even know, you couldn't sleep if you didn't bite this thing when you were a child!"
A dozen boys played around the two big bunnies for a long time, and wanted to ask the big brother, is this how women feel?But did not dare to ask. "Zi Shu, you always like to dress up as a woman, come on, put it on and have a look."
Zishu is about to cry out of anger, you call me ugly when I am ugly, and say I look like a woman when I am beautiful!asshole!
Chi Xiu saw that they were a little excited, so he gave the two 'bunny' to the two of them with a cold face: "Go to the back mountain to find the spirit beast with milk. The pointy back can be opened, and each can be opened." Save ten catties. Hurry up, the little guy is going to starve to death."
The crowd ran to look for milk in two groups, while secretly passing fake bunnies and playing with them. "Eldest brother knows a lot."
Chi Xiu picked up the skinny little baby on the table, and sighed pitifully, seeing how thin he was, he couldn't tell how many months it was, maybe three or four months, or maybe one year old.Touching the baby's chapped and bloody lips, he first poured some water for him to drink.
Then I threw away the sour and smelly rags and swaddled the baby, put the baby with ants and lice inside and a red envelope in the basin, and washed it carefully.I shaved my hair with a knife, the lice and ants were drowned by the water, and I cleaned up the dirty parts of my body carefully. Since there is a severe drought in the mortal world, naturally there will be no water to bathe the baby.
I took it out and changed it to clean water and washed it again, wrapped it in a clean white cotton cloth, and then started to clean the dirty things in the eyes, ears and nails.
Chi Xiu took out a bottle of ointment, and applied it on the layer upon layer of large and small red envelopes bitten by ants, lice and mosquitoes on his body, and the red envelopes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.After tidying up and looking for milk, the juniors came back with two bulging big rabbits, and two of them licked their lips suspiciously, probably reliving their childhood.
Put the fairyland version of the baby bottle that has been passed down for hundreds of years into the baby's mouth, and watch him sucking voraciously.
Chi Xiu hurriedly went to report to his master, and picked up another child. In a few years, you will see if you want to take an apprentice.Go find diapers again.He dragged out the small bed that had been passed down from generation to generation: "Who will take care of him at night? Stop, don't feed him when his stomach is bloated. □□."
One is holding the baby, and the other is holding the baby bottle and pulling it out, but it cannot be pulled out.
"Brother, he may not be full yet."
"I don't know if the child is full or hungry. You pick him up and pat him, he's going to vomit."
"Hey, I really vomited." Bi Lu pressed his bulging belly viciously, it's very interesting for children to spit up.
Chi Xiu looked up at Yunxia in the sky, raised his hand and pointed: "Pick him up, you two come over and have a look, this cloud is like a flag, let's call him Yunqi. Just now I saw "Yao San" embroidered on the swaddling baby. 'Two words, hey, the child was thrown away before he could name it."
Yao Yunqi's seniors said enviously, "He has a surname!"
Zi Shu is very envious, so he is called Zi Shu. As a pangolin spirit, he doesn't know what surname to use. He wants a beautiful surname, but there are no beautiful surnames in a hundred surnames, but there are ugly ones!Zi Shu angrily threw Baijia surnames to the ground, and changed his original shape to tear it to pieces with his little claws.
After a few more years, egg custard and fish porridge replaced the baby bottle.Yao Yunqi crawled all over the ground.
A few years later, pancakes and stir-fried vegetables replaced porridge.
Yao Yunqi only has three things to do every day, study hard, seek hugs from senior brothers, and follow Bi Lu to play in the mud.
Zi Shu said jealously: "This clingy little fairy!"
Huangfu sneaked over and picked up his robe with the tip of his tail: "Oh, the bottom of the girl's skirt."
Zi Shu chased after him in a panic, but he couldn't catch up or hit him: "Huangfu, you have the ability to stop me!! Stop, you bastard!"
Huangfu is a boa constrictor several feet long, and it can go far away with a flick of its tail, and the immortal method that shrinks the ground into an inch can run faster, and Zishu can't catch up with him even riding a cloud.
Yao Xiaoqi sat on the boulder with a book in his arms and watched the smog and noise of the two of them. He almost ran around the mountainside, and he almost burst out laughing.
Chi Xiu sighed and rubbed his head: "Yunqi, don't be like them in the future, it really worries me."
Xiao Yunqi blinked her big eyes, and said in a childish voice, "Senior brother, I won't let you worry about it. Yunqi is the most obedient~"
Chi Xiu was so cute that he loosened his hair when he had nothing to do, and combed a girl's hairstyle. This hairstyle needs to be held by two gold hairpins. He took off the gold hairpin on his head and folded it again. A peony flower was used as a hairpin, and she dressed him up as a little girl. She had a beautiful face, her brows and eyes were indescribably charming, her white teeth bit her vermilion lips lightly, and her pair of bright and big eyes were so alluring.
In all fairness, none of his daughters are as good-looking as Yao Yunqi's women's clothing.
Chi Xiu held Xiao Yunqi with one arm, stood on the cloud and said to Zi Shu: "Zi Shu! Let me introduce you to a beauty, how about it?"
Zi Shu flew back angrily: "Brother, who is more beautiful than me? Huh? It's really good!"
Yao Yunqi's eyes were red: "Wet, I pinched my face..."
A certain senior passing by looked at the tall and strong Chi Xiu holding a beautiful little girl in his arms, and the enchanting Zi Shu opposite him, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's like a family of three."
Zi Shu went back and continued pinching his face, but it was still not good-looking enough!If you are pure, you can’t be coquettish, if you are handsome, you can’t be soft, if you are cold, you can’t be gentle, ah, what kind of appearance do you need to be perfect?
Chi Xiu took his well-behaved little brother who loves to learn back to class. Now he should learn "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic", and later he will learn Tianyuanshu (equation), which must be left in the modern society. He graduated from a kindergarten class to a university. From history and chemistry to physical education, he is an all-round teacher in all subjects.Well, of course there is no physics class, do you expect an unscientific fairy to learn physics?
Yao Yunqi sat on the arithmetic problem for a while, and then began to act coquettishly: "Brother~ It's so difficult, I can't do it."
Chi Xiu coaxed him very patiently: "Do it well, as long as you can answer [-]% of the time, I will make fried small yellow croakers for you."
Yao Yunqi licked his lips: "Meow~Okay meow~" Picked up a pen and began to check the calculation seriously and write down the answer.
Chi Xiu wandered out to watch the homework of other juniors, underage juniors.
As soon as he walked on his front foot, Yao Yunqi on his back foot took out a book that the little monsters in the back mountain passed to each other. Although he couldn't read all the characters, he had no problem reading novels.
This is the story of the snail girl, with simple pictures.After reading it, Yao Yunqi said firmly: "Stupid snails. You have the ability to make a table out of thin air. What do you want a man for? You can't eat it." Then continue to do the questions.
It was very hard during martial arts practice, and he would always throw himself into the arms of his elder brother crying.
Being beaten by the senior brother, she threw herself into the arms of the senior brother crying.
My senior brother teasing me was beaten, and I cried and flew into my senior brother's arms.
Chi Xiu has gotten used to his love of crying and flying.
Someone secretly asked: "Eldest brother, you are so slow on weekdays. You have to serve the master, discipline us, and take care of the younger brother. You are so busy all day long. Your mana is still higher than our hard work in retreat. , No matter how hard you chase, you can't catch up with you, what's the reason?"
Chi Xiu said: "I don't sleep at night and concentrate on cultivation." Uh, actually, when Master accepted me as an apprentice, he stuffed me with a golden pill in order to bring me back from the dead.My starting point is higher than yours.
He had an epiphany, went back and continued to retreat hard, practice hard, and finally... because he failed in math, he was picked out by Chi Xiu to make up lessons.
Since Chi Xiu has made up his mind to let his juniors become all-round talents in civil and military affairs, so that they can be pulled out to support a country in the future, of course he will not relax the requirements for their homework.Even Huangfu, who wandered around all day, had full marks in all subjects and was also specialized in medicine, which made Chi Xiu grit his teeth and ignore his original body.
Yao Yunqi gradually felt bored in the day-to-day study. It doesn't matter if you work hard or not. What's the use of studying hard?I don't work.It is enough for the fairy boy disciples of other people to know how to read and write. Why should I study arithmetic and politics?It's so tiring to learn, and it's useless. Why do you learn these things.
Chi Xiu was very happy, he actually found that he had learned some strange things that should not be learned by Taoist disciples, and no one else noticed this.What a sharp and delicate little guy.But he couldn't tell his ultimate goal, so he coaxed him to learn it with various delicious dishes.Obviously, this is a greedy little cat, willing to do anything as long as there is something delicious to serve as bait.
For example, one day in the afternoon, Yao Yunqi, who was only ten years old, caught a big fat spider, and immediately built a fire in the woods, preparing to roast the spider and eat it.This is a delicacy that a senior brother said, it is said to be crunchy.
The red lady jumped out: "Hey! That's my brother, can you not eat it?"
Yao Yunqi looked closely at the fat woman and her fat butt (spider butts are fat): "You look good too."
The red lady took a step back cautiously: "Chi Daochang said that we spirit creatures who have become spirits will not be harmed, what do you want to do?"
"Don't do anything, let's chat~" Yao Yunqi couldn't do anything because of what the senior brother said, so he waved regretfully: "Come on. Tell me what's delicious on the mountain."
The red lady directly gave him a list of all kinds of crunchy bugs on the mountain. She used local materials first, and used silkworm chrysalis and cicada chrysalis, two foods with the same name but different tastes, to win his trust and bring her brother back.She has achieved success in cultivation and can beat Yao Yunqi, but everyone on the mountain knows that this little guy is Lord Chi Xiu's favorite cutie, so how dare she bully him.
Yao Yunqi dubiously roasted the brown-black silkworm chrysalis, sprinkled it with a little salt, crushed a little pepper and cumin, took a bite carefully, um, it was really delicious.
From then on, the two became friends. Yao Yunqi often came to play with her, and Hong Niangzi also induced him to fight with his enemies.
Chi Xiu saw how many friends he had made, and was very satisfied, so he didn't care what he and his friends did.
Apart from being forced to study, Yao Yunqi’s favorite thing to do is to make friends, because different friends have different delicacies at home—yes, he just wants to eat.When the appetite is satisfied, I just want to sleep.
He can sleep very well, and he has won several times against Wu Bo who can sleep better.
Wu Bo was able to win in the competition of sleeping with anyone, but he lost in his hands. He was so angry that he said: "Yao Yunqi, you will never have a wife in this life. Even if we are all married, you are still a bachelor."
Yao Yunqi sneered at the curse: "Thank you, I don't need a woman to grab my meat."
Later, when I practiced to a certain level and started to conceive my own Baoguang, I put all the delicious skewers on it without hesitation.
The senior brother declined to comment on this and forbade him to reveal Baoguang in public.
The brothers really like to look at his precious light, so they grabbed two of them by the way.
He did have many friends. When Kassapa was short of money when he went down the mountain, he borrowed money from him.The silver in Yao Yunqi's hands was mined and refined by himself, and he usually used it as plasticine to play with. There was nowhere to spend it, so he just borrowed it out casually.It's hard to wait for the bill...
He almost failed to pay the bill and was gnawed by the golden-winged roc. He took the money to find the chef who was willing to sell the recipes, but the chef was dead.Yao Yunqi fled back sadly, planning to throw himself into the arms of the elder brother and cry.
Chi Xiu happily hugged a baby again: "You should be called Wan Tong, just like Jiao Tong,"
Yao Yunqi left crying, I hate this heartless world!
After walking not far, he went back again: "Eldest brother, I was bullied."
Chi Xiu handed the baby to someone else, and asked patiently, "What's wrong?"
To explain the whole story, Chi Xiu thinks it's not his fault that you attracted the golden-winged roc by showing your tempting grilled skewers in Daleiyin Temple.The golden-winged roc lives in Leiyin Temple, and you sent it to your door yourself.
Yao Yunqi: Love the new and dislike the old! Heartbroken!woo woo woo woo……
He went back to sleep even more decadently, and after that, he couldn't help becoming more rebellious, intentionally making trouble, deliberately doing bad things, and wanting to attract the attention of the elder brother.Subconsciously, I want to be paid attention to by my elder brother, to be hugged by him, to be held high by him, and to be praised by him.In fact, what was done was the slap of adolescence.
Chi Xiu was also really merciless, and beat him several times with a big iron stick.
Yao Yunqi ran away from Longevity Mountain in tears, going to the mortal world to fend for himself, and never came back.
Chi Xiu looked at this little junior brother who had suddenly become very rebellious with a headache. Compared with him, other people's eccentricities were nothing.
Immortal Zhenyuan lazily counted: "Yunqi's marriage is coming soon."
The author has something to say: a world with a huge brain hole.