[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 239

The golden-winged roc was awakened by a burst of intense hunger. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful little chick next to him. It was intoxicating green, and the fine fluff on its body seemed... He has little knowledge, I don't know what it looks like, I just know it's beautiful.

The golden-winged roc shyly said, "Well, who are you?"

The little chick gave him a cold look, flapped its wings, and changed its color again: "Hmph. My stupid brother~"

Garuda: "Well, what is my brother?"

Little chick: "Brother is the guy who has a mother with me, get it, stupid brother."

Garuda: "Well, what is mother?"

The little chick was furious, and raised her little foot to step on his face: "You Sabi!"

Gold-winged bird barely sticks out its soft beak from the gap between his feet: "Well, what is Zabi?"

The little green bird closed its eyes in despair, the phoenix is ​​the head of all the birds in the world.

That phoenix has the spirit of mating, and it has me and this idiot.

Mother, how can this guy be so stupid!Why wouldn't he understand something he knew from birth!

Garuda stared blankly at the beautiful fellow, feeling a little aggrieved in her heart, why did you suddenly ignore me?What does it mean?There are only two of us here, who else can you talk to if you don't talk to me?

No, there are only two of us here, how do you know these things, there must be other guys, they told you things.Who is that!come out!If you look ugly, eat it!

He stayed there for a while, got some inheritance in his brain, and realized that his Ma Ma was the first phoenix in the world, and this was the belly of the phoenix, and the little green peacock next to him had spiritual wisdom first, so he was his elder brother.Um, am I good looking?

In the endless years to come...

"Well, what do you think our mother looks like? Is it good-looking?"

"Whether you look good or not, you can only recognize it! Throughout the ages, no one can choose the mother's appearance, stupid brother!"

Garuda was a little angry: "Can you stop calling me stupid brother!"

The little green peacock rolled his eyes: "Are you my brother?"

"Yes!"

"Aren't you pretty?"

"nice!"

"Am I your brother?"

"Yes!"

"Then are you stupid?"

"Stupid! Bah! Peacock, you are a bad guy!" Garuda bit it with its soft beak.

The little green peacock stepped on his mouth with one paw, whipped his head with its wings, and pecked his head with its small pointed beak, pecking his head full!Although he had never seen the Tathagata Buddha, he bit out a head shape of the Tathagata Buddha for his younger brother.

Garuda cried and said, "I will never talk to you again! You are bad! You are too bad!"

The little green peacock stomped on him indifferently, shook its colorful wings, closed its eyes and continued to rest.

After an unknown period of time, another layer of feathers grew over the fluff on the two of them, and their mouths and claws became sharper.

Garuda remembers whether to eat or not and said: "Well, I'm so hungry. My stomach is growling."

The little green peacock flapped his wings angrily: "Don't bark! I'm hungry too! I wake up earlier than you, and I've been hungry longer than you."

"Oh." Garuda smiled secretly, very happy, how good you are starving to death.

The little green peacock was hungry quietly for a while, and became even more upset. He grabbed his stupid brother and asked grimly, "Do you know why there are only two of us here?"

Golden-winged Bird looked at him innocently: "Because Ma Ma only gave birth to us two."

"No, you're wrong." The little green peacock had a bloody gleam in its eyes: "Because I was hungry, I ate all the other little guys. Pinch haha, you just stretch your neck over here."

Garuda kicked him and ran away.

The little green peacock laughed and chased after it.Of course he lied to him, but my brother is so stupid, it's a pity not to lie.

The two birds waved their wings and chased and fought and fought. The fight was turned upside down. Although they didn't feel hungry when they started fighting, it was really fun to fight. Although they didn't know what it was like to eat, it was really fun to fight.

Garuda didn't know that his evil brother was lying to him, he only knew that this guy had always had a bad temper and never wanted to talk to him properly, so he resisted seriously with horror.The two birds were chattering, and suddenly they bumped into something soft, which seemed to be a very soft color.

The little green peacock stopped and said lazily, "This is the edge of the world."

Garuda didn't believe his words, he pecked vigorously twice, and then scratched with his claws, but there was no damage at all.

They didn't know that this place was actually in their mother's womb, and they joined hands to make a fuss, which turned the world upside down and caused Fenghuang's stomach to hurt.

Fenghuang thought for a while: "It's almost time, let's give birth."

At this time, the world had just opened, a lot of common sense didn't exist, Chi Xiu hadn't been born yet, and Fenghuang hadn't seen many other people give birth.

It raised its tail and sprayed out two little birds.Phoenix flapped its wings comfortably and flew away. To be honest, this feeling is similar to the feeling of a mortal who finally went to the latrine after a stomachache for a while. It's so cool!

The two wet chicks were lying on the ground mixed with amniotic fluid, fluttering their wings and looking at everything around them in confusion. The Garuda wanted to speak, but was choked by the air.This is the first breath of air.

The two birds grow when they see the wind, and in a short time they grow from more than one meter long to ten feet long, and then become ten feet long.The little green peacock looked around in shock, and saw a strange thing (it was a person) 45 miles away. He was so hungry that he sucked the person.

The golden-winged bird screamed: "You still say that this is the edge of the world, so what is this here! Hahaha! Hey?" Turning his head, the little green peacock had disappeared, and he didn't know where he went.He went to find food by himself.

Tathagata built a golden body of six feet on the top of the snow mountain, but was swallowed by the peacock.

Tathagata poked a hole in the peacock's body, climbed out, and rode him back to Lingshan. He was furious and planned to kill the blind bird, but was persuaded by the Buddhas.Simply to relieve hatred, he named this male bird: "Buddha's mother."

Peacock looked confused: "What?" How can I meet people with such a disgusting title!Will be laughed at to death!

The Tathagata glanced coldly at the Buddhas on the left and right. Everyone is a Buddha. It is very good for everyone to call him a Buddha's mother.

The golden-winged roc sat in his cave with a dazed expression: "What?"

"Hmph. My stupid brother." The green peacock has turned into a handsome man named Kong Xuan, sitting proudly opposite him with his legs crossed: "That guy is your nephew. Now, I was the chief soldier in Jinji Ridge, look what you look like, living in the mountains, served by these reckless and stupid little monsters. How can you look like me, enjoying all the glory and wealth in the world, hehehe."

The golden-winged roc does live in a dry cave, surrounded by stupid goblins, but he eats very happily, and can go out to hunt large prey every day. To put it bluntly, half of the Shan Hai Jing is written by him. Eat up.

Seeing my brother wearing the stupid and useless clothes of human beings, with the hair on his head tied up and uncomfortable, and his feet wrapped in small cloth tubes, he was so proud, he couldn't help but sarcasm: "Yes, you gave birth to a child, How can I compare."

The beautiful peacock is about to spread its tail in anger.

Gold-winged Dapeng recklessly added: "Since you know so much, I have fucked a few women before, and they shattered when I touched them, and turned into flesh when pressed. They are too weak. My brother is so good-looking. Why don't you lie down and raise your tail to make me feel better?"

Kong Xuan was so angry that he smiled back, smiling like a hundred flowers blooming: "My 'smart' brother, you have learned a lot since you left me."

The golden-winged roc peeked at him, and it seemed that he was not as vicious as he was when he was a child. It may be that his temperament changed after giving birth, and he looked better after becoming a human than when he was a peacock. He didn't have fine and strong feathers on his body. It doesn't look so scary anymore. "Hmph, of course, I've grown up!"

Kong Xuan taught him how to be a man. First, he used the five-color light to brush away his energy, and then he beat him to the ground. With his paws, he turned the Garuda into a wheel, and hit his head on a rock, forcing the cave to expand. in a circle.

"Hmph." Kong Xuan clapped his hands coldly, shaking the stone powder on the dark green robe on his body: "I wanted to pick you up to share the glory and wealth, but now, that's all."

Golden Winged Roc: "Get tired of the watch and go..."

I can't even say what I was beaten.

"Hmph, my increasingly stupid brother."

Not long after, during the battle between Shang and Zhou Dynasties, Kong Xuan was captured by Zhunti Taoist, and he was named "Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva".Not long after, Garuda ate several dragons, and those dragons were protected by the Tathagata, who paid protection fees every year, but he was arrested by the Tathagata.

Tathagata originally planned to get a mount for himself, and the peacock worthy of him is the "Mother of Buddha", but this golden-winged roc is very good.It turned out to be uncle?paralysis!The bumps on Tathagata's head became bigger, and he was almost desperate for this ruthless world.

Buddha Mother, Peacock Daming King, Bodhisattva, Kong Xuan laughed: "Yo~ my stupid brother~"

The golden-winged roc also laughed: "Yo~ my beautiful brother~"

Tathagata: "Huh!"

As long as the golden-winged roc sees the Tathagata, it will be affectionately called nephew. With this status, it can basically hang around in Daleiyin Temple. Except for the ancient seven Buddhas, no one can do anything to him

.At first he called his nephew disgusting Tathagata Buddha, but when he thought that this guy was too powerful to fight back, but now he was his nephew, Golden Wing Dapeng wanted to thank his brother.Brother is doing well!

Later, the Tathagata got used to being angry and ignored him. The golden-winged roc felt bored when he saw that he was not angry. It happened that Jin Chanzi had been reincarnated several times, so he ran out and founded the Lion and Camel Kingdom. Eat Tang Seng and his party, but they were arrested again, this is a later story.

The golden-winged roc was standing on the throne bored, stroking his feathers one by one. No one talked to him here, so he just talked to himself.Suddenly, there was a pleasant smell of meat, which was the smell of a stranger.He suddenly opened his eyes and looked over, a white and tender little guy was arguing with Kasyapa.

Yao Yunqi stepped on the side of the Eight Treasures Merit Pool with his arms tilted, raised his eyebrows and said, "Kasyapa, it's only natural to pay back the debts. If you don't pay back the money you owe me today, there will be no end!"

Kasyapa clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the almsgiver made a mistake, the monk never borrowed money."

"Yoyo, just talk about it." Yao Yunqi reached out and grabbed Kasyapa's collar, pretending to be fierce but glaring at him cutely: "I borrowed 1000 taels of silver from me, and I agreed to return 2000 taels of silver. Last time I said it in exchange." No, I used the treasures of the Daxiong Palace to pay the debt, and now I completely refuse to accept the debt."

The golden-winged roc was very satisfied with his actions, and said in his heart: beat him, beat him!That's right, beat him up!

Kasyapa clasped his hands together with a bitter face: "Young monk has no possessions, and holds the Buddhist precept of not touching money, so there is no way to pay back the money."

Yao Yunqi raised one eyebrow: "I know you don't have any money. If you had money, you wouldn't borrow it from me. When Jin Chanzi came, you asked for personnel. What about the purple gold bowl! Take it out! Count you 500 taels of silver .And your demon pestle here, bring me five! One counts as 200 taels for you. You still owe 500 taels, hurry up!"

Kasyapa said: "Although there is the subduing magic pestle, the purple gold bowl has already been put into storage, and it belongs to the World Honored One."

"That's it. Then go and steal it~"

Kassapa seemed about to be bullied and cried: "No, you are not allowed to steal. Wouldn't it be good for you to treat it as merit? I will pay you the merit of chanting sutras."

"Hey! Is it right not to pay back the money you owe? If you said you couldn't replace it, I wouldn't have lent it to you! If it wasn't for the sake of Da Leiyin Temple, who would lend money to a bald donkey? ah."

The golden-winged roc secretly raised his thumb: The little guy has such a temper!Isn't it true that you are really angry with us.

Kassapa was still looking for excuses to delay the time, trying not to pay back the money.

Yao Yunqi was completely annoyed. The 1000 taels of silver was the money he had saved for a long time. He went to the back mountain to dig the silver mine to refine the silver, and took the peaches from the mountain to sell in the mortal world. He earned it in various ways.

I plan to buy his recipes from an imperial chef, but now I don’t have money, that imperial chef is going to die, and it will be too late if I don’t go. "Bastard! You just want to renege on your debt! Did you spend the 1000 taels on women? I think I saw you in Baihualou!"

"No, no, no, no, don't talk nonsense. I, I bought my reincarnated parents with money and set them free."

"Release to the Wu Zang Temple? What the hell can you buy for so much money! You have eaten it all!" He shook his body and released a three-foot-high precious light.The Baoguang is full of meat skewers, with detailed types and comprehensive tastes, just like the menu of a skewer restaurant.

Yao Yunqi shouted domineeringly: "Since you love meat so much, come and eat my Baoguang!"

If you eat Baoguang, your mind will be temporarily controlled... Of course, people with a firm mind will not be controlled.

Kasyapa only heard a gust of wind behind his ears, and the golden-winged roc pressed Yao Yunqi to the ground, eating his skewers like a chicken pecking at rice.After living in this Daleiyin Temple for so long, even the ordinary smell of meat would make him lose his mind, not to mention that as Baoguang, he also has the attribute of charming heart.

Kasyapa slipped away quietly, intending to report to the Tathagata Buddha, but on second thought, after Yao Yunqi was rescued, he would continue to ask for debts, why not let the golden-winged roc scare him so that he would never dare to come again .

If he doesn't dare to come to Daleiyin Temple again and I don't go out, I will be safe.

Hmph, the most favored little apprentice of Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, he is so forthright when he borrows money, but he looks crazy when he asks for the debt.

Baoguang was behind him, so Yao Yunqi was not thumped by the ground, but was pressed face down on the ground, and his head was pinned down by a paw, unable to move.Hearing the bird's beak of broken gold and broken stones around his head, he must have been eating meat very viciously, and all the gold bricks on the ground were destroyed.Yao Yunqi was really scared, suddenly felt that his neck was thin and brittle, and was afraid that the crazy bird would bite his neck off.

In the end, it was Tathagata Buddha who came to catch who was eating meat by smelling the smell, and then pulled the cheap uncle away.

Yao Yunqi screamed and ran away, not far away, took a deep breath, and came back to the Tathagata Buddha again: "World Honored One, your apprentice Kasyapa borrowed 1000 taels from me in order to go to the mortal world to eat meat and tickets." Silver, not ready to pay back the money! I need the money urgently now!"

Kasyapa said, "I borrowed money but not for the sake of it."

The Tathagata waved his hand and gave him 1000 taels of silver, sending the outsiders away and reeducating his stupid apprentice.

When Yao Yunqi arrived at Yu Chu's house, Yu Chu was already dead, his soul was taken away by Black and White Impermanence, and he was reincarnated smoothly.

On the Naihe Bridge, Yao Yunqi yelled, "Kasyapa! Fuck you, sir!"

At the same time, Chi Xiu appeared in front of the Golden-winged Roc, with a soft and credible smile: "Golden-winged Roc, my younger brother is too reckless, revealing the light of the soul, luring you to commit a taboo. Tathagata Didn't the Buddha punish you? I came here to make amends."

The golden-winged roc curled its lips: "He? How dare he punish me, I'm his uncle. Your junior brother's meat skewers are really delicious."

Chi Xiu said: "It's just me, it's just that King Dapeng hasn't eaten meat for a long time, so he thinks it's delicious."

The golden-winged roc’s eyes were full of bitter tears: “It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten it! My brother is about to turn into a blue rabbit! Even the lotus seeds in the eight merit pools are not allowed to be eaten, so I can only change some illusions to make do with it, but my own The hallucinations disappeared after a while, and I was always hungry. The Baoguang I ate was finally full once."

Chi Xiu was very emotional: "Well, why doesn't King Dapeng and Brother Ling stay together and create illusions for each other?" Only the illusion that eats oneself will disappear immediately, and the illusion that eats others can last for a while. It's as simple as that Can't you think of something?

The golden-winged roc was stunned: "That's right! Oh, hahahaha, you are such a good person! It looks delicious! Oh, I've seen you before, haven't I?"

Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "Chi Xiu has admired the reputation of the Golden Winged Roc King for many years, but because the Longevity Mountain and the Leiyin Temple have no contact with each other, they dare not disturb them, I am afraid that the Tathagata will be suspicious."

The golden-winged roc looked at him with bright eyes: "You can come to me, fight with me and chat with me! It's really a dead bird in this place!"

"I heard that there is a gatha in Buddhism that goes, 'Although the rain is vast, it does not moisten the rootless grass. The Buddhism is vast, and it is difficult for people who have no destiny.' In my humble opinion, King Dapeng seems not to want to stay here!"

"That's right! Grandson wants to be here!"

Ten minutes later, the golden-winged roc said with all its heart and soul, "Chi Xiu, although you are younger than me, you are more reliable than my brother. There is nothing wrong with this matter. I will leave it to my brother, and my brother will give it to King Zhou." Once served as the chief soldier, you are much better than King Zhou, and I can also be the chief soldier for you."

Chi Xiu smiled and said: "Thank you for your love. If I have your support to build a dynasty and proclaim myself emperor, a commander-in-chief will not be enough to thank you. I will definitely make you king, and I will worship the mountains of meat and the sea of ​​wine at all seasons, making you happy." It's so deceiving, Tathagata didn't teach him anything, did he?

When the golden-winged roc thought of the happy days he had sketched, he felt full of warmth and desire, and looked at his face lewdly.Forget it, he looks more masculine than me, I still like the white and tender appearance of my brother.

The world is so big, who is worthy of me?So lonely.

Don't say that, I'm always here with you, we've been chatting.

That's right, how could I forget you.

It doesn't matter, as long as you don't forget about me when you have meat to eat.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Did you forget that we are alone?

The author has something to say: Note 1: The information is quoted from Wu Chengen's work "Journey to the West"

"Since the time of chaos, the sky opened from the son, the earth opened from the ugly, man was born from Yin, and the heaven and the earth rejoined again, and all things were born. All things have animals and birds, and the beasts are grown by the unicorn, and they give birth to peacocks and rocs. The peacock was born It was the worst at the time, and it could eat people. It sucked people in one gulp in 45 miles. I cultivated a six-foot-long golden body on the top of a snow mountain, and he sucked me in. I wanted to go out through his door, for fear of polluting my real body; It was I who cut his back and stepped up to Lingshan. If you want to hurt his life, you should be persuaded by all the Buddhas. Hurting a peacock is like hurting my mother. Therefore, I left him at the Lingshan meeting and named him the Buddha's mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva. Dapeng and He was born of the same mother, so he has some relatives." - Journey to the West

Kong Xuan's setting is the first peacock in the world, which is consistent with the above statement, and that's it.

The domestically produced peacock is the green peacock, a rare protected animal, super beautiful, and now the number is even smaller than that of giant pandas.