Chapter 233 Chi Xiu's Boyhood
Chapter 233 Chi Xiu's Boyhood
4000 years ago.
The wind in spring is a bit noisy, the season when everything grows.
A young man sat on a five-foot-high tree. At first glance, he seemed very exciting, but when he looked closely, he was wearing linen shorts.
The teenage boy is tall and strong, with a handsome face and vigorous muscles all over his body. His skin, which has been covered by a fur jacket for a winter, can finally breathe.Although you can rush into the snow and roll naked in winter, you still have to wear clothes after rolling.
Today is another rally, and foreign businessmen are doing business on the long street, bringing all kinds of new and interesting things.
He lay on a thick branch nearly ten meters above the ground, boldly closed his eyes and fell asleep.
I can't help but think of the big sister I met at the market last summer. She has the same dark skin as everyone else, with beautiful and tight muscles. Although she is a foreigner, she looks like a Jiuli, with big eyes and small breasts. Much smaller than sister-in-law's breasts.
"If I had known that I slept with her once, she would have left..." The young man smacked his lips and said regretfully, "I should eat two more meals before thinking about this issue."
He didn't feel at all that he was tempted to fry with konjac tofu, but he regretted that he ate less.
As the younger brother of the tribal leader, he is loved and very young and strong, and there are many women who are willing to have something to do with him.The widowed sister-in-law, the young niece, and the girl who thinks she is beautiful in the clan are all very happy to sleep with him.Women like handsome and powerful men, they feel happy looking at them, and they can give birth to beautiful daughters or strong sons.
There is no problem of moral depravity, as long as they can have children and reproduce to ensure the growth of the tribe, this kind of thing is a good thing.If a tribe forbids infidelity between men and women and remarriage of widows like Cheng Zhu Neo-Confucianism, it will definitely be conquered due to lack of population.
But for the teenagers who love war and pre-war preparations, a woman is just dispensable. It’s too hot to hold her in summer, but in winter, I have to keep her warm in winter!Sleeping with the iron-eating beast is the most comfortable in winter, a huge blanket, warm and warm, unlike those women whose hands and feet are cold in winter, hum.
A few months later, the boy was swimming in the river, playing with the iron-eating beast, and fighting with his brothers.
They exchanged opinions, climbed onto the shore wetly, and ran away rumbling away without any clothes on.
A bamboo raft floated down from the upper reaches, and a woman was paddling with a penny. Seeing a group of strong, hairy men flopping about in the river, she stuck the penny into the soil to block the bamboo raft. "Hey~ I love konjac~"
The teenager was smiling as he watched his naked brothers grab the limbs of a clothed brother, and carried him to the water's edge like kidnapping, shouting: "One, two, three~ let's go~" "Hahahaha actually Afraid of water hahaha”
The middle-aged man who was still wearing clothes was thrown into the river by this group of hairy and strong men, he jumped twice, rolled his eyes and sank.
The boy laughed loudly, swam over to pick up his brother who was sinking, and threw him on the river bank: "You guys are so boring! Hahahaha"
"Sell konjac~" (there is no tofu these days)
The boy's eyes lit up, he jumped onto the river bank and ran towards the direction of the sound.
Brothers discussed: "Why doesn't this kid like meat?"
"That's right, I don't like meat, my waist is so thin, it's easy to hurt my internal organs if I get chopped up."
"Isn't it? Look at the scar on my stomach. Someone chopped me up. Hey, I didn't even see my intestines!"
"Is this a disease? Meat is so delicious, why don't you like it?"
"I've eaten konjac (tofu) made by that woman. It doesn't taste bad, but it's not very delicious."
"Why don't we cure him? Throw it into the broth and soak it?"
"Forget it, it's too wasteful."
The older brother who was spitting water angrily took off his wet clothes, and started a fight with the stupid younger brothers: "I'm afraid that the water pipes are going to bother you!"
The boy ran to the elder sister and saw that she was carrying a basket in her hand: "Ha, you are finally here! What kind of food is this?"
The eldest sister smiled heartily: "I'm getting married. This is our daughter. I can't raise her, so I'll give it to you."
The boy was startled, took the basket carefully and put it on the ground, sat on the ground and opened the cloth covering the basket: ah, it’s such a small and soft ball, pink and chubby, not at all like a dark adult. Same.
The eldest sister also sat down, looked at the blind boy, her eyes were a little burning, she put her arms around his neck and leaned over, and took a bite on the wet ear: "I will teach you how to make konjac, you take good care of her ,OK?"
The young man cupped his face and whispered softly, "She's so cute." He squeezed the chubby hand softly.
The eldest sister laughed even more happily, tried to seduce him again, but failed, she explained how Konjac was done in detail, and then left regretfully.The bamboo raft can go upstream in gentle places, but in turbulent places, she has no choice but to jump off and walk on foot.
The teenager also tried to keep her, or asked who she was going to marry, but to no avail.Carrying the basket and watching her leave, she looked very happy, so he didn't say anything.Taking the child back, the brothers studied it for a while, and thought that the child should be his, which was beautiful and strong, so they found a widow with milk to feed her.
When konjac was harvested in autumn, he successfully made konjac (tofu), which was soft and elastic, and was ridiculed by his brothers who heard the news.I'm so pissed off!
The life of a teenager is nothing but studying, preparing for war, and amusing his daughter.
The big sister is gone forever, and there is no news.
When the daughter was four or five years old, she asked: "Who is my mother? Is she dead?"
The young man who was still under [-] sent someone to inquire, and learned that the woman was the daughter of a tribal leader. The tribe was annexed, her parents and brother were killed, and she and her sister-in-law were married by the new tribal leader.Unexpectedly, that woman was good at cooking and preparing herbs, and she volunteered to cook the meat. It tasted really good, but the addition of herbs made many people feel numb.
She killed her enemy and his capable generals, and was hacked to death in the melee, showing her head to the public.
The man who killed her became the new tribal leader.
The boy was silent for a while: "Oh, that's it."
Pick up her daughter and let her ride on his neck: "Take you to the market."
Shopping for my daughter, the boy said, "I'm going out for half a month, to your uncle's house for dinner."
Then he led troops to wipe out that tribe and killed the person who killed her.
I didn't intend to marry her, but if I knew that was the case at the time, I would have gone with her.
It's fine for her to marry someone else and live a happy life, but it's not okay to be hacked to death.
When I come back to eat konjac, it seems that it lacks the taste it should have.
A few more years passed, and his daughter grew into a nimble and beautiful maiden, who what she lacked in strength she made up for in quickness and dexterity with a dagger.She moves freely through the forest like an elf in the valley.The whole tribe wanted to sleep with her.
Unfortunately, at this time, the Yellow Emperor raided the Shennong tribe and defeated the Shennong tribe.Taking advantage of the victory, he swung his army to attack the Jiuli tribe, and fought in the outskirts of Zhuolu.
The war lasted for a long time, and both sides used the magic power of the gods. Chi You invited Feng Bo and Yu Shi.
In the end, the Yellow Emperor won, and Chi You and all his brothers died in battle. The young man's soul floated in the air, looking at the corpses everywhere, thinking about life.The elder brother who was afraid of water died in the battle, the furry and fat brothers also died in the battle, and the soft and cute daughter also died in the battle. Fortunately, she died early, so I can bury her.
Everyone on the battlefield will die, including myself, but for some reason, I cannot see the souls of my loved ones.
On the Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan carefully waters the trees every day. When retreating, he uses a self-made automatic watering equipment to take care of watering. This day, he plans to retreat to practice alchemy, but the equipment is lost by the deer raised at home. broken.
Daxian pinched his fingers and said: "Find an apprentice." Chengyun looked for it according to his feeling, and saw a battlefield full of corpses.
"Ouch, it stinks!" Daxian Zhenyuan covered his nose and asked, "Child, are you willing to be my apprentice?"
The boy thought for a while, and looked a little dull: "Okay."
That's all, you can say whatever you want.
Immortal Zhenyuan rolled up his sleeves, revealing his white and fat arms like a baby. He picked up the boy's head and corpse from a distance, grabbed his soul, went to the river to wash the head and corpse, put them together, and stuffed them into his mouth. Take a golden pill, and then push the soul into it.
Hey live!
"Your name is Xio, from now on everything will be suspended."
"Yes." The boy wasn't called that name at first, but now it doesn't matter.He looked in the direction of the battlefield with nostalgia: "Shangxian..."
Immortal Zhenyuan smacked him with floating dust: "Call me Master."
Chi Xiu changed his words obediently: "Master, can you allow me to bury them?"
Immortal Zhenyuan used a mind-reading technique on him: [They are all dead...there is nothing left...]
[Can they all be resurrected? ]
[I didn't see the souls of my brother and daughter, where did they go? ]
[So lonely. ]
[Master, what does Master want to do?What do you want me to do? ]
[Who is he, why did he choose me?Forget it, it doesn't matter. ]
The Great Immortal patted his head pityingly: "You can bury them if you push down this mountain. My golden elixir is infinitely useful. Reviving your body is nothing. You should have mana now."
Chi Xiu used to carry his dying iron-eating beast to a safe place, pushed down the mountain, buried the entire battlefield, and buried those who searched for the treasure on the corpse.He stared blankly at his hands and body.
Immortal Zhenyuan closed his eyes, not wanting to see his ass—of course Chi Xiu wore armor and clothes when he went to the battlefield, but the clothes and armor were valuable things, and they were all taken away by the miscellaneous soldiers who cleaned the battlefield , now completely naked, he himself doesn't really care.
Daxian was very concerned, and threw him an illusion to conjure clothes: "Okay, take your beast."
An auspicious cloud brought the newly recruited apprentice back to the mountain. At this time, the Wuzhuang Temple did not have the grand and magnificent buildings that Daiyu saw later, but only the highest architectural level in the world-thatched huts.
Chi Xiu was still a little dull and sluggish, and hadn't fully recovered from defeat, death, and resurrection.
"This is a ginseng fruit tree. Use this bucket to pour a bucket of water every day. You are not allowed to touch the flowers and leaves on the tree."
"The golden elixir you ate has already made you a fairy." Immortal Zhenyuan was still a little embarrassed: "You don't need to eat or sleep now. There are fruits and bamboo shoots on the mountain. Except for ginseng fruit trees All can be cut down. I will retreat for ten years, and you are not allowed to go down the mountain (to seek revenge). You can build a house here, there is hemp in the back mountain, make clothes for yourself, and take care of your bears.”
Chi Xiu: Immortals are so poor it is shocking.
"Master, the disciple's mount was seriously injured, and I want to ask the master to save him."
Immortal Zhenyuan counted the golden elixir in the bottle: "The effect of the golden elixir in your blood is still there, give him some blood to drink."
He patted his apprentice's head and instilled some basic knowledge of cultivation into him.
I retreated angrily, and I was so poor that I was shocked.
Chi Xiu searched in front of and behind the house, but found no knife, so he bit his wrist and squeezed some blood for him to drink.The iron-eater had just licked it for the second time, the wound on his wrist had already healed, and the iron-eater's wounds were all healed.
He built a bed with thick branches on the tree, practiced according to the way of practice, and after a little success, he went to cut down trees and build a house.When I went to the back mountain to find fruit and meat for the iron-eating beasts, I grabbed a bundle of flax, brought it back, crushed it, and pulled out the flax threads one by one. After washing the green grass juice, I can weave cloth.
The author has something to say: I like fighting, not war.
It is written in Journey to the West that there are vegetable fields in Wuzhuang Temple, and there are many small pickles... I think he is poor.
The Yellow Emperor had silk to wear, but the Chiyou clan did not have this craft.The palace also undergoes an evolutionary process, and it does not have tall, large and exquisite buildings from the beginning.
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The order of the extras has never been decided, and the difficulty in choosing has recurred, so I decided to write in a chronological style.
To be precise, they are sorted in the order of birth, followed by sex transfer and post-marital affairs.
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