novelraw Chapter 230
Chapter 230
The emperor marries his sister, the gods marry, that grand wedding is not a chat after dinner, but a major event recorded in the annals of history.
At the wedding scene, in the eyes of the emperor sharpening his knife, the accompanying historian sighed and wrote: "The emperor and empress of this dynasty have high morals, are devoted to pure cultivation, monogamous and monogamous, and love the people like children, so they inspired the gods to come to the world... It shows that the gods are very concerned about the situation in the world, and they are also very concerned about the emperor's moral standards. A foolish king can only meet liars, and only a wise king can meet real gods."
The emperor is very satisfied, which shows that I am a good person~ hahahaha.Drink a glass of wine happily, and fly with Donglai~
The historian continued to write about the grand occasion of the wedding, about the dignitaries present, about the calm demeanor of the bride Xuanzhen Princess and the handsome gods, and the other two handsome gods who attended the wedding.When the wedding was coming to an end, the official historian rubbed his hands, picked up his chopsticks and prepared to order food.
Zi Shu has always been unwilling to be lonely, he likes beautiful things, and secretly chanting mantras—the sky is full of rays of light, thousands of auspicious colors, and there are also flowers falling from the sky. Those wonderful flowers disappear when they fall to the ground. Touch it and it will disappear - because it is an illusion.
Yao Yunqi also loves to be shy, how could he let others show off at his wedding, silently grabbed the jade charm in his sleeve, and sent a letter to his friends.
Fengniao and Qingluan, who were eating melon seeds in Tiangong, suddenly raised their heads, Fengniao: "Mother, I have a friend who invited us to go."
Jin Mu looked up at him lazily: "Go."
Fengniao is male, and Qingluan is female. The husband and wife got permission from the empress to go down to the mortal world together.
"Yunqi, what are you doing?"
Yao Yunqi said via voice transmission: "Brother, my younger brother is getting married today, please show yourself to the whole world. Yo, my sister-in-law is here too."
His external avatar had been with Daiyu in the bridal chamber for a long time, and now he took her out to see the colorful flowers and the phoenix.
Fengniao didn't show up easily, and felt that it was a bit inappropriate for someone to perform at a wedding with her identity.But after thinking about it, if Yao Yunqi hadn't helped pull out Baihe's tail, Qingluan might not have agreed to marry her so happily. After all, Baihe has a strong backer, and he is a saint.he
So he gave this face, appeared in the sky with his wife, swooped down, circled around the wedding site a few times, and sure enough, all the nearby birds were called to make a pilgrimage, mainly peacocks, white cranes, parrots, sparrows, people in the capital Many, not too many birds.
The historian had no choice but to put down his chopsticks, swallow the meat in his mouth, and continue to record the story of Phoenix's life.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the groom stood up and raised his head to the sky: "Brother, sister-in-law, come to have a meal?"
Two phoenixes fell down, the phoenix in the sky, and the two stunning beauties who fell on the ground, wearing strange clothes, not the style of the mortal world.
The two of them also disappeared, came over and patted the bridegroom officer on the shoulder: "Congratulations."
"This dish looks so strange."
The emperor was someone who had seen big scenes. Although the empress was startled, he still walked over cautiously to salute: "The world is humble, and there is nothing good to entertain the two celestial beings. I wonder what taboos you two have on food?" Don't eat when you practice, and don't drink if you don't have sweet springs?
"Look~" The two phoenixes ate a couple of mouthfuls of fish from the banquet, drank a few glasses of wine, and chatted with the emperor: "The emperor I saw last time was shocked by me, you are so brave! big."
The emperor smiled a little cutely: "I am also a little nervous, but the two immortals are not scary, what is he afraid of?"
Fenghuang rolled her beautiful eyes: "Grand Ye is a good dragon."
The historian's hands were shaking, and he couldn't help writing: The Holy One is really the Son of Heaven!The people who were gifted by heaven, everyone dared not speak out, the Holy One and the Phoenix God were talking and laughing happily, toasting and drinking together.
Yao Yunqi put his arms around the emperor's neck and smiled sweetly: "Brother Erlang is the most intelligent mortal I have ever seen!"
The empress was stunned, Lin Ruhai almost passed out, and only Wen Si, who was calm among the crowd, felt that he was going to do something bad.
After saying a few more words, the phoenix flew away again, and everyone who attended the wedding ate and ate tremblingly, and the wedding ended in a tense and excited atmosphere.
Before Sanchao returned home, there were countless famous ladies in the capital who wanted to be Yao Shenxian's concubine. Not only for Yao Shenxian's status and honor, but for his face, it was worth it.
Jia Min looked at Daiyu who had a different hairstyle, the only difference between before and after marriage. Although the beautiful little girl was calm and majestic, she still looked innocent. She thought to herself that I would never see my grandson again in my lifetime.
The fairy couple left soon and returned to the sky, immortal and happy. When they come back every six months, the girls' parents are eager to sell their daughters to be concubines and slaves.
Yao Sanlang's quality... is actually not that good. He stepped on the threshold and stood at the gate of the Princess Mansion: "Fuck off! You idiot, do you think I'm picking up rags? Do you have any crap in your house? If you dare to push it to me, Get out! If you bother Laozi again, Laozi will find Lei to strike you to death!"
Fourth Sister Wen, who came for a stroll on horseback, could not help but sit on the horse and applaud: "Well said! What a man!"
Everyone looked at her secretly with contempt, this girl was raised in the queen's palace, and she was a childhood sweetheart with the prince, so of course she doesn't envy the gods.But she still has a second daughter, I don't believe that these two girls can also marry the prince!
After more than a year, Lin Ruhai resigned from office and went back to seclusion. He has a large manor more than 100 miles outside the capital, where he lives and teaches his son.
Another year later, the prince and Zhuo Fengyi both fell into the water when they were fighting in the imperial garden. The prince was about to die, but was thrown onto the bank by Zhuo Fengyi by his collar, and she also climbed up wet.The prince rushed over, continued to fight, was pushed down again, and was picked up again.When Daiyu was walking with the cat and the queen, she watched this scene quietly.Then the two little chubby men got a cold together, and were gently nagged by the queen, and given a few bowls of medicine.
The prince had several older companions who were beaten by Feng Yi, who was born with great strength, and Feng Yi was the only one who could always beat the prince.The prince likes to face difficulties.
Another year, the queen gave birth to a daughter, and Wen Zelan gave birth to a son.The two exchanged pork knuckles in ginger vinegar.
The jealous Prince Highness held down the angry baby Feng Yi: "If you have a baby, don't talk to me, let's have a baby too."
Zhuo Fengyi's character is biased towards her mother, so she agreed impulsively and stupidly: "Okay! What should I do?"
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince thought about it for a while, but he didn't know what to do. Well, I know that every time the father hugs the queen mother, he will be carried away.So he reached out and hugged her: "That's it."
Zhuo Fengyi looked at him suspiciously: "Really? I want to kiss when I see it." She took the initiative to bite His Highness the Crown Prince's face, leaving a clear tooth mark, a tooth mark missing a tooth .
His Highness the Crown Prince held back his tears, and bit back with a groan.And then I cried, "Whoah, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
The nanny who was kicked out rushed over after hearing the news, and saw the prince's face with teeth marks, covering her mouth and crying, she was very sad. Miss Zhuo had gums and blood on her face.She had no choice but to take them all to the empress.
The queen said angrily: "You bit Feng Yi, why are you crying!"
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince accused angrily and helplessly: "Her face is too hard, I lost a tooth!"
Feng Yi rolled her eyes, wiped the drool on her face with her sleeve, and the blood was wiped off, leaving only a tooth mark.
The queen was stunned, and laughed loudly: "Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what are you doing, you have teeth marks all over your face!"
Feng Yi said: "We want"
The prince has been studying for a long time, and knows how to defend men and women: "Try who has better teeth and harder face, she wins."
The emperor walked over to the court, listened to the whole story, looked at the teeth marks on the faces of the two, and in the name of a room full of pornographic books—this matter is by no means that simple!
After the two cuties left hand in hand, the emperor chose to listen to the wall.
The prince dragged Feng Yi to the desk, climbed onto the chair with difficulty, and pulled her into the chair too: "Don't talk!" He wrote with a pen: What happened just now must not be told!
Feng Yi wrote angrily: I didn't intend to say it!Do you take me for a fool!
Wen Si just came into the palace to pick up his daughter home, saw the emperor standing at the window eavesdropping, so he went over to eavesdrop together.
The emperor said: "Don't listen, there are preparations inside, and I didn't say it out loud."
Daiyu happened to come back to visit relatives, so she pressed Luoyun's head and took a look inside: "Writing is inside."
The emperor asked: "Daiyu, you just came back, help me see what is written?"
The prince tore up the paper sadly and crumpled it into balls, why is it so dangerous to write a little secret, those people at the door should not be so arrogant.
In the days that followed, the two began to discuss in detail how they came to be. First, they reached a consensus that their mother's belly became fat, and only then did they have a younger brother/sister.So how did the mother's belly get bigger?
The queen said: "You will understand when you grow up."
The prince asked again and again, but the emperor took him away and beat him up.
Fourth Sister Wen hasn't fooled anyone for a long time: "Pinch hahaha, Feng Yi, this is a mysterious ceremony~ After bathing and changing clothes, pray to God in the clean room, if you are sincere, you will have a baby."
Feng Yi felt something was wrong: "Really?"
"Of course it's true. You've heard the saying, God has the virtue of loving life, and God likes to give people children."
"Oh, that's right~"
Zhuo Donglai's face was gloomy, and the big porcelain hammer (the idiot) fooled the little porcelain hammer, but luckily the second daughter seemed smart.
A few years later, Princess Xuanzhen and Yao Shenxian came back to attend the wedding of the crown prince.In the blink of an eye, there was another wedding. The crown prince married the crown prince concubine. It was also a red makeup, but it was not as good as the fairy wedding that was passed down to this day more than ten years ago.
The people at the wedding now are very different from those in the past. The parents are old, and the younger brother has become a handsome young man, who is about to get married.Back then, Wen Zelan, who was "extremely magnificent", "thinly righteous" and "proud and dry", became a cheerful fat old lady.
Zhuo Donglai gave her one-third of his family property as a dowry, without any intention of being stingy.He thought clearly that the more wealth there was, the more risky it would be. If the heirs couldn't keep it, or the prince turned his face in the future, too much wealth would only make him happier when he ransacked the house.This is the meaning of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's Tweeting Order. He planned to divide the family property equally and let his children rely on their own abilities.
The emperor's sideburns are gradually blooming, and his love with the empress is still the same as before. He is near the age of knowing his destiny, but he is still humorous.Still holding hands with two good friends and laughing, when they saw Daiyu, they threw away the friends and said with a smile: "Sister, quickly call brother."
Daiyu officially became a fairy at the age of 16, fixed her appearance forever at the age of 16, and called out with a smile: "Brother."
Zhuo Donglai and Qin Zhongyu saluted again: "Your Royal Highness."*2
On the wedding night of the prince's bridal chamber, he pressed Feng Yi on the bed, suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "You finally lost hahahahaha!"
Yao Sanlang, who was drinking the wedding wine, heard this indistinct shout and almost spit out the wine.
His companions also wiped each other's tears. Fighting with the prince is false, he is letting the prince be, and fighting with the princess is getting beaten!
Now she is finally married!No more beatings!God open your eyes!
They are so naive...
A few years later, Lin Ruhai died of no illness at the age of 88. His children, son-in-law and daughter-in-law were all in front of the bed. What was more embarrassing was that his son looked much older than his daughter now.
The old man closed his eyes on the bed, and his pulse stopped. His son, daughter-in-law and grandson burst into tears, and they couldn't cry after crying three times.
They stared blankly at the phantom in the sky together: "Father?" "Father?"
Daiyu stretched out her hand calmly: "Father, come with me."
Lin Ruhai looked down at himself, and moved up and down: "Huh? I'm so light now."
Jia Min forgot to wipe away her tears and shouted, "Take me with you."
Daiyu discussed it with her younger brother, but Lin Dai and his wife were very opposed to it. Jia Min grabbed his ear: "Are you still taking care of your mother?"
Then the little grandson hugged grandma's leg and cried loudly, so Jia Min had to stay for a while.
Daiyu and Yao Yunqi rode in the clouds and took Lin Ruhai with them.Daiyu said: "Father, I never told you that my eldest brother established a country."
When Lin Ruhai had an audience with His Majesty again, and the interview was successful, she was always dizzy.
Life is amazing.
He has become the censor again, and he can go out to inspect the Quartet after he learns to ride the clouds and throw the paper cranes.
A few years later, Wen Zelan died at the age of 60.
In the middle of the night, the soul left the body, and the bull's head and horse face came to arrest her. He shook the chain to trap her, but was sent flying by two golden lights.
Fourth Sister Wen is playing through walls and roofs: "Hey, who are you, buddy, what's going on?"
"Hold the grass, are you too calm? I am a bull head, can't you recognize me?"
"It's different from the ones on the stage. It's quite handsome." Only then did Fourth Sister Wen see that there was a cow's head printed on his clothes, but his head was a human face.
Ma Mian: "Huh!"
Daiyu was sleeping with her arms around the cat, when suddenly her heart moved, she threw the cat on the ground, and jumped up: "No, something happened to my godmother!"
He hurried out the door, and after walking not far, he saw the elder brother in front, obviously he had just left.
"Are you going to pick up Wen Zelan?" One of the two golden lights was given by Chi Xiu, and he had been waiting for that woman to die so that he could bring her back to be a cook.
"Yes."
"Yeah. Let's go." Chi Xiu went back to the room to meditate.
"Daiyu~~~~"
"Mother~~~~"
Wen Si happily threw herself into Daiyu's arms, was hugged and held high~
Yao Sanlang snorted: "It's so childish."
Chi Xiu waited for her to come to Zhuangguo, so he went there in person, with the intention of attracting her, but he didn't want others to know his preferences.
Fourth Sister Wen blushed when she saw him, and looked at him with a nympho: "So handsome~ Do you want a cook?"
Chi Xiu smiled: "Yes." I was startled, I thought you wanted to recommend yourself as a pillow.
How did Wen Si become the chief/only cook of the imperial dining room again, studying various pudding/jelly/cold cake recipes every day, and practicing seriously.
It was embarrassing that Jia Min still had nothing in common with her.
Unfortunately, the golden-winged roc flew towards her after smelling the smell, ate a big pot of meat, and took her away.
Chi Xiu deliberately went to negotiate, but failed to snatch him back, because these two scumbags are not reasonable at all!
After more than ten days, Wen Zelan was thrown from the sky with a long cry: "Ahhh~~~~", as a ghost, she fell down subconsciously, fell to the ground, and fell into a puddle of cakes .
Bi Lu happened to be holding the shovel: "Are you okay?" Shall I shovel it for you?
Wen Zelan rubbed her face and got up: "Sorry, I forgot that I am a ghost."
Daiyu rushed over after hearing the news, pulled her overjoyed and said, "How did he let you back? Godmother, you've lost weight."
"He thought I was too nagging and let me go, um~" Wen Si felt a little distressed: "He forced me to teach all the recipes of meat dishes."
A funeral is being held in the capital.Zhuo Donglai was not as miserable and devastated as everyone imagined. He leaned on crutches according to the etiquette at the funeral, but he was still very energetic and his aura became more and more aggressive.
The prince came to express his condolences as the eldest son-in-law. The princess concubine had to observe mourning for three years, but he needed to observe mourning for one year.
The second son-in-law is a young talent, who was chosen by Zhuo Wenyi herself. Later, this man couldn't bear the loneliness when he was a filial piety for his mother-in-law. It's always a little gloomy.
He hooked up with his cousin, not only raised a foreign house, but also wanted to occupy the magpie's nest.
Zhuo Donglai's obsessive-compulsive disorder has always been there, not only monitoring the behavior of his children, but also his son-in-law and daughter-in-law.Instead of doing it himself, he handed the note to his daughter: "How are you doing?"
"Father, don't worry." Recently, Zhuo Wenyi was keeping filial piety and sleeping in separate rooms with her husband, and was busy controlling the family business, so she was not so strict with him. She believed when she said that she was going to a friend's house to discuss knowledge.
The way to do it is very simple, go to this private house in the dark, wake up the husband, put the knife into his hand, how can a frail scholar resist a strong young woman who keeps practicing martial arts every day.He squeezed his hand and hacked his delicate pregnant cousin to death, and then swung the knife with his backhand, letting him wipe his own neck with the knife, and then left.
The next day, someone in the neighborhood who heard the cry last night went in to have a look, and was so frightened that he immediately reported to the police.
Adultery during filial piety is a serious crime against human relations, because it is inhumane to hack a pregnant concubine to death in a quarrel, and the case is closed by committing suicide in fear of crime.
The rich and powerful Zhuo Er girl happily remarried after she became a filial piety. She is the younger sister of the future queen, and she is worth a lot. Who wouldn't want to marry her.
The author has something to say: Tomorrow will be the finale.
Not everyone is so happy, but as long as a person is smart enough, strong enough, and works hard to solve the problem, he will be fine.
Of course, I'm not saying that if a scumbag cheats on him, he should be killed. It's illegal to kill someone now.
Yesterday on Weibo, I saw a scumbag pestering his ex-wife, pouring gasoline on the ignition, and pushing into the car.I also saw the campus bullying incident, what smacked a dozen mouths in 30 seconds.
There are also some old scumbags who poured acid on girls. I thought about what I should do if this happened to me—instinct.
I will definitely rush over and hug each other, and I will not let go. I will burn to death/burn together if I throw gasoline, and disfigure together if I throw sulfuric acid.
I believe in my own strength more.When I was a child, when my parents hit me for no reason, I would definitely fight back. It was my fault and I resisted, not my fault. If you fucking find fault and vent your anger, then don't blame me.
There is also campus bullying, I have only one choice, and that is to do it!If I'm fucking hurt and insulted, I don't care who the hell is doing it!
The big Chinese-English dictionary is taped to make a handle. It is very cool to hit people, and it can also block knives. Although I have never been hacked, I have tried it with a knife. This is my secret.
When I was a child, I also knew that I had more than enough strength and not enough IQ, so I liked people like Brother Zhuo very much.It is also often said to be murderous and neurotic.In recent years, in order to try to change from a forceful form to a smart form, I have begun to cultivate my body and mind, and I have worked hard to read books to be cute, but when things happen... my first reaction is still to hit someone.I really want a brother Zhuo.
I drank some wine today, and I was a little sad that it was about to end, and I was really upset to see those news again.
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