novelraw Chapter 221
Chapter 221
Chi Xiu is not calm at all, he has been calmly dealing with everything for thousands of years, rarely shocked or at a loss, now he is simply confused.Ask tentatively: "You, do you think there is something wrong with you?"
The golden-winged roc squinted its mouth, and a trace of shyness flashed across its face: "I'm hungry!" His stomach was empty.
Chi Xiu was in a state of confusion, and he was silent for a while before letting himself sink into a rigid brain and start to think about the problem: the old man with delicate skin and tender flesh who took a bath in the three-star cave in the oblique moon, that is, it must be Patriarch Bodhi.Hehe, hehehehe.Who raped whom?If it's the golden-winged roc... I can't tell if he's still Xiaochuniao. I couldn't tell it before, and I can't tell it now.
It was he who requested it on his own initiative. Patriarch Bodhi could not agree to this unreasonable request. He would definitely teach this reckless guy a lesson.However, according to his morality, it is impossible to "treat another person with his own way". Ancestor Bodhi is not such a person.
A scent wafted from the room next door, and four cooks carried two large food boxes with seven or eight dishes in them, and came over to arrange them.They are all meat dishes such as sauce recipes, roast pork, pickled pork with preserved vegetables, and stewed pork.To make a digression, there are a lot of dried plums in the list of tributes paid by the local people. Golden-winged rocs like this taste very much, so they feel that it is really cool to have some mortals serving as servants.
Four more cooks carried a stretcher piled high with legs of all kinds—roast beef, lamb.
This is all accumulated in the past two days. Yao Sanlang is practicing the skill of grilling meat, how to control the rotation of the meat, how deep to cut, how to grill, and how to brush the sauce.Roasted dozens of legs and slowly brought them over for him to eat.
Gold-winged Dapeng expressed his satisfaction with the speed of serving the food, as soon as he finished speaking, there would be real meat, which met his requirements.Sit down and start to have a big meal.
Chi Xiu was still dazed by the side, scrutinizing this unbelievable thing over and over again, pondering carefully, thinking seriously, and couldn't think of anything.Can't help but walk over and ask: "You..."
The golden-winged roc raised its eyebrows and stared at him fiercely: "What are you doing here! Oh, I forgot you don't eat meat, sit down."
Chi Xiu was speechless for a while: You have been put to sleep, and you only care about protecting food.After a while, the monkey will call at the door, I hope you won't lose because of excessive drinking, sex, and overwork, then I have to meet the enemy.Don't want to fight a monkey.
He took a look and saw that the kitchen was next door to the main hall. Sitting here, he could see Yao Yunqi sitting handsomely on the grand master's chair, with his eyes closed and using his spiritual energy to manipulate a roasted whole lamb to rotate on the flame, and the vegetables in the four frying spoons Stir fry constantly.The work of the rest of the cooks is just mechanically chopping vegetables, meat, and serving.
Well, forget it, I don't have time to care about it now. "You don't feel bad, do you?"
The golden-winged roc grabbed the roast leg of lamb and gnawed it in circles, turning the meat off the leg of lamb like a lathe, round after round, layer after layer: "Huh? I told you, the whole body Hair removal doesn't feel good."
I feel naked and chilly, as if my whole body is fragile and unsafe.
Chi Xiu rubbed his head in a daze: "Yeah." I was so shocked that I forgot, let's analyze it... I can't analyze anything.
Now he just wants to go back to find his master, hold his thigh and cry, Master, I shouldn't go down the mountain, anything can happen down the mountain.What is that 'although I don't remember, it's weird, but very comfortable feeling'?No matter how you hear it, you have been raped.
The golden-winged roc casually threw the bones that were not clean enough to the little demon.The meat inside was not bad, but the seasoning was much weaker. He picked up another roast leg of lamb and said, "What's wrong with you? Why do you look dull? Do you know that old Taoist priest?"
Chi Xiu asked faintly: "I've heard about it before. Why did you lose your hair?" Now I'm using a human figure, and I can't tell if you have lost your hair. You have golden hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes, and your face is white and clean.
The golden-winged roc touched his face: "I don't know."
There is not a single hair left on Yuan's body, even the small fluff is gone. On the way back, he did not dare to fly back in his original form, for fear of being seen by others, and he might not be able to fly without feathers... he worked so hard on the cloud and climbed with a tortoise Flying back at a fast speed, I was exhausted. (In fact, he is not slow in flying clouds, but flapping his wings is a bit slow in comparison)
It will take a long time, but recently I dare not change into the original shape, it is so ugly naked.Maybe this is the legendary overnight salary?A bit expensive.Fortunately, I plucked three hairs in advance and gave them away, otherwise it would have all been cheaper for that old Taoist priest.
He looked at the kitchen. The hall was a hundred feet in size, very large and wide, with a wide view around it. There was a roof on it, and there were not many pillars supporting the roof. If it wasn't for strengthening with force, it would have collapsed prematurely.Sitting on the throne in the middle, he could just see the kitchen next door, and saw a cook plucking a pile of chickens that had been killed, almost all of them had been plucked.He was uncomfortable looking at it, and felt that it was really alluding to himself.
The golden-winged roc shouted loudly: "Yao Yunqi, what are you going to do to kill a chicken!"
Yao Yunqi walked out slowly: "Three sets of chicken."
The golden-winged roc thought it didn't sound delicious, so he continued to ask fiercely, "What is it?"
Yao Yunqi said: "An old hen, a chick, and a pigeon are boned separately, and the pigeon is stuffed into the chick, and the chick and pigeon are stuffed into the old hen. You can eat one at a time."
The golden-winged roc was quite happy, and his attitude immediately softened: "Sounds like a good snack, don't put spicy food. Make it slowly and eat this at night." Great, I hate spit bones the most.
Chi Xiu didn't even bother to pay attention to his junior brother, he was still thinking about the chaotic relationship, and said to himself: Should I let Sun Wukong visit his master, I really don't know who will suffer.If...if...it seems like something big is going to happen.Patriarch Bodhi has rarely made a move in recent years, and it is unknown who will win between him and the golden-winged roc.Even if Dapeng didn't remember what happened, it might be that Patriarch Bodhi cleaned up the traces afterwards and didn't want to cause trouble for himself, or it might be that Patriarch had his memory erased afterwards so that this big-mouthed bird wouldn't spread the matter everywhere.
Headache, the headache is about to explode, what will this matter cause?Will the monkey know?Is he going to make another big fuss?What's next?
Yao Yunqi was cooking in the distant neighbor, and he was distracted to listen to what was said here, and finally couldn't help but ran over and asked, "I said, if an old man turns into a beautiful woman, isn't he still an old man?"
The golden-winged roc glanced at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "That old man is not his original appearance, he is an illusion. I can take it as a beautiful woman who has turned into an old man. Your master also has an illusion of a white-haired and childlike face, you know what?"
Yao Yunqi really didn't know, and was a little confused, could it be that the master could also transform into a charming big sister?
Chi Xiu's face became even darker: "Sanqing, our master, Tathagata, although people at this level have an illusioned appearance, they all change according to their own nature. If you think that you are in this appearance in your heart, you will not turn into an illusion. It looks different. You go back and cook."
After sending Yao Yunqi away, he watched the golden-winged roc eat for a while, and a small pile of bones was piled up on the ground next to the food.
Chi Xiu stood up and said goodbye.Obviously, the bird would not tell what happened to him for the sake of dignity, but besides the shredded meat, there was also a vague and dreamy smile with a long aftertaste on his mouth, which was quite disgusting.
After returning back, he called Wutan who was sitting quietly in a certain room of the main hall, and Chi Xiu said, "You can do the math for me, and figure out who the golden-winged roc has had an indescribable relationship with."
Wu Bo was quite surprised: "Okay." This question is too strange, and the golden-winged roc is also lustful.
He took out six tortoise shells, slowly calculated and deduced for a long time, constantly moved the six lines to observe the changes of the situation, the closer it was to the truth, the harder it was to move.The tortoise shells seemed to be frozen, and there was a mysterious force that made the six tortoise shells immobile.
Chi Xiu's face was a bit dignified: "It's not boring, it's nothing, maybe someone has hoodwinked the secret."
Without saying a word, Wu Mo bit the tip of his index finger and smeared a little blood on the six tortoise shells.
Chi Xiu stopped him a few more times, but Wu Bo just refused to listen, his complexion became paler, as if he couldn't hold on anymore.
"Brother, I can do it."
Chi Xiu sighed helplessly: "Wu Mo, even if I can't figure it out now, I still know who that person is."
Wutan then raised his head: "Who is that?"
Chi Xiu said in a low voice: "Oblique Moon Three Star Cave Bodhi Patriarch."
Wutan almost spit out a mouthful of blood: "Brother!"
Now that you know, why do you want me to count.
Chi Xiu frowned and said, "The Golden Winged Roc wanted her to turn into a woman to have fun with him. When she just came back, it was indeed an afterthought. I want to know who took that and that. If it was the Golden Winged Roc It’s easy to deal with a loss, but if Patriarch Bodhi suffers a loss, I’m afraid he will instigate monkeys to make a big fuss.”
Wu Mo was shocked for a long time, nodded silently, and stretched out his hand to the turtle shell: "Then I will do the math again."
Chi Xiu grabbed his hand: "It's so sad."
When your mind and soul are exhausted, you will enter reincarnation. I still have to find you in the world of mortals and bring you back to nurture you slowly.
Wutan's pale face blushed slightly: "Don't worry, senior brother, I don't dare to calculate the matter of Patriarch Bodhi. I only count whether the golden-winged roc has 'sufficed' or not, that's it."
Chi Xiu let go of his hand: "Yes."
I did my calculations for a long time without boredom, but this time it went very smoothly, very smoothly, and I got the answer almost as if by divine help.But his face was very ugly.He said solemnly and uneasy: "He didn't suffer."
Chi Xiu immediately covered his face and sighed: "Okay, I'm going to persuade you to fight." How could Patriarch Bodhi encounter this kind of thing? Could it be that he was willing?Could it be that the Golden Winged Roc could beat him?
At the same time, on the distant mountain—the Huaguo Mountain moved by Sun Dasheng, Sun Dasheng took off his clothes, lay on the peach tree and ate peaches, watching the children laughing and playing, very comfortable.The mountains are covered with snow, and the mountains are enchanted, and it will always be summer.
Strange to say, he has eaten this peach for thousands of years without getting tired of it.I don't know why ordinary people have to change the recipe every three days, and study so many seasonings. Simply eating peaches is delicious.
Eating and eating, he casually grabbed a big, red one and wiped the peach hair, then began to nibble, casually took the first bite, and suddenly froze.After tentatively licking it, the monkey sprang up with a cry: "It's so sweet, delicious, so sweet! It's so delicious!"
I don't know why, but the taste of this peach is sweeter than flat peaches, it is big and red, as sweet as honey and not greasy at all.
This tree is the sweetest peach tree on Huaguo Mountain, exclusive to the Monkey King, but this tree has been bearing fruit for so many years, and it has never had such sweet peaches.
Sun Wukong planned to eat this peach in a serious manner, so as to be worthy of such a sweet taste, he stopped after taking a second bite.Give Master a bite of such a sweet peach.
With a peach in his mouth, he sat up and took the Taoist robe that was thrown on the tree branch and hung.
After wearing it, I flew up on the clouds, and suddenly remembered that I was not wearing pants, showing red buttocks, and I was going to be hit on the head again.
I came back to put on my trousers again, and tidied up: "Boys, am I handsome? Am I beautiful?"
All the monkeys shouted in harmony: "Your Majesty is so beautiful!" "Your Majesty is so handsome!"
Chi Xiu, who pretended to look at the scenery but was actually staring at Huaguo Mountain, saw a somersaulting cloud leave, and immediately covered his heart.
Sun Wukong didn't know this. Holding the peach with tooth marks, he drove somersault cloud to the three-star hole of the oblique moon, and skillfully climbed over the wall to enter, and strolled to the door of the master's bedroom. He heard the sound that the master was sleeping again.
Sun Houzi snickered twice: "Master really likes to sleep." Just after laughing, he suddenly felt something was wrong, sniffed carefully, and there was a very coquettish bird feather smell.
Pushing open the door and entering, I saw a person sleeping on the bed, facing the wall with his back facing out, looking at the figure and clothes, it was Master.On the ground in front of him is a pile of bird feathers of equal height (equal to Monkey King, but he is short).
There are long, hard and gorgeous feathers, some short feathers more than an inch long, and a layer of fine fluff.
Sun Houzi took a deep breath: "This is the taste of the golden-winged roc!" Looking at the pile of feathers more than one meter high in shock, he always thought that it was because I respected the master for letting the master hit him on the head. Strength can also beat me!
Patriarch Bodhi, who was taking a nap, lazily picked up the three precious jades next to his pillow and threw them at the monkey as he wished: "Hozen, haunt my clear dream! What are you doing?"
Monkey King jumped over the pile of feathers on the ground and jumped onto the master's bed, holding the extremely sweet peach in his fur claws, and pointed the teeth marks in his direction, trying not to let the master see.Hippie smiley face: "Master, Master~ I ate a peach just now, and I ate one of the most delicious, sweet and fragrant. The sweetest one on Huaguo Mountain for hundreds of years, it tastes better than flat peaches. I honor it to Master~ hey hey"
Patriarch Bodhi let out a sigh of relief, took the peach and frowned slightly when he saw the tooth marks, and stuffed it back with a little disgust: "It's enough to have this kind of heart."
Seeing the messy place he gnawed, Monkey King understood, took the peach and left.
I went out to look for a knife to cut everything. After searching for a long time, there was no knife here, but there was a kitchen knife in the kitchen.
He took out the golden hoop from his ear and said, "Longer, thinner, thinner." Pulling the skirt of his clothes, he wiped the golden hoop, pulled off the leaves and ladybugs on the skirt, and threw them away.
There was a jade plate on the shelf next to it, and he cut a plate of peaches, and ate the part with tooth marks.
He went back with the plate again: "Hey hey, master, master, just have a taste, it's really delicious."
Patriarch Bodhi reluctantly took a sip and was surprised: "It's really delicious, not worse than flat peaches. Your peach tree is about to become fine."
"What!" Sun Wukong questioned, as if mourning: "After becoming a spirit, does he still bear peaches!"
Patriarch Bodhi smiled and was too lazy to talk. He slowly ate up the peaches on the plate, threw the plate back on the table, lay down and went to sleep: "Peaches are good, I will reward you with the pile of wool on the ground, take it back and make a cloak Good for making cushions."
Sun Wukong was so frightened that his big round eyes widened.Immediately forgot about the Peach Tree Spirit, pulled Master's sleeve, scratched his ear and scratched his cheek: "How did the hair come from? Master pressed the golden-winged roc on the ground and plucked all its hair? It's amazing! Master Master Master Master Master... ..."
Patriarch Bodhi was so disturbed by the monkey that he couldn't sleep, so he sighed helplessly: "You hozen, you want to hang around me to clear your dreams. Be honest, I'll tell you slowly."
Sun Wukong knelt down on the bed obediently, imitating Xiaodaotong and making a very obedient look, looking at the master without blinking his eyes.
The ancestor said: "Yesterday I was sleeping in the hot spring in the back mountain, and suddenly a mad bird rushed down, and the words were not rude."
Sun Wukong gloated: "What did he say?"
The ancestor said faintly: "He actually wanted me to turn into a woman and have a good night with him. Do you understand?" You don't seem to be married, and I haven't taught this knowledge.
Sun Wukong covered his mouth and made a strange laughter: "Don't worry, I always like to study and study, hehehehe, this dead Mao Tuan, hey hip -hop hahaho roar"
Patriarch Bodhi said briefly: "So he took out his soul, blended with his desire and pinched a golden-winged roc, and let the two birds 'play' by themselves. For some reason, he insisted on turning into a human form, and he still I pulled out all my feathers. This is also a treasure of nature and earth. It is a pity to throw it away. I picked it up for my teacher and planned to make a mat. It is too smelly, so I give it to you."
Sun Wukong is not very interested in bird feathers: "Master, please explain in detail."
Patriarch Bodhi said coldly: "He has been drawn out of the soul, and his memory will be very fuzzy, and the desire to reconcile the soul and soul will dissipate after being satisfied, and the soul will return to its place." And a five-hundred-word hard technical guide.The apprentice listened to the mosquito coils with two eyes.
He had no choice but to briefly conclude: "He won't remember what happened during the period. The feathers are washed clean, and Zhinu can make a cloak, which is also very suitable for the Monkey King." Touch the furry monkey head.
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks happily, and danced with his hands and feet: "Hey hey, why didn't you hey him yourself, Master?"
The old ancestor slapped his head immediately: "The bold hozen is as beautiful as Guanyin of the South China Sea, and a girl like Jiejiao Sanxiao, who has never been tempted as a teacher, how can he look down on an ugly bird! He is willing to degenerate, How can I accompany you as a teacher."
Sun Wukong rubbed his head, the beating didn't hurt too much, he quickly changed his words: "What Master said is, if you do it yourself, he will enjoy it too much."
Patriarch Bodhi felt that there was nothing wrong with these words, but he was still very upset: "Go away."
Sun Wukong found a bed sheet, wrapped the feathers in the ground into a big burden, carried it on his shoulders, glanced at the master who continued to sleep, and left with a sneaky smile.Go to Zhinu, or Huang Daopo, both of them...can make clothes? ?
Chi Xiu silently ate the whole plate of coconut milk jelly he had just made, feeling very worried, it didn't taste so sweet anymore... It seems that I forgot to add sugar.Put the gelatin in the kitchen in your sleeves, in case Sun Monkey smashed my house and crushed everything when he vented his anger for Master.
Painfully waiting and waiting, waiting, pending, before Monkey Sun came, he wanted to fight Monkey Sun himself.An tolerated his emotions, meditated silently, and continued to wait.
Golden Wing Dapeng ate ten three sets of chickens from daytime to late at night. He was full of praise: "It's delicious! It's so delicious! Today I finally know what meat buns taste like!"
Yao Yunqi: I have never heard of meat buns filled with meat skin.Show a smile: "Like it."
The golden-winged roc was rather melancholy: "Come here, sit down and chat with me for a while."
Yao Yunqi didn't want to go there at all, there were only three people he liked to hug when he got close to him: Master, Eldest Senior Brother, and Daiyu.Uh, the third person has not been hugged so far.
The golden-winged roc roared, "Get over here!"
Yao Yunqi went over and sat down cowardly.
The golden-winged roc continued to be disappointed: "You are a person with a daughter-in-law, what does that 'thing' feel like?"
I seem to have tried it yesterday, but the feeling is not very clear, and I don't remember what happened.
He was caught in this way by his own desires, so he didn't know what happened vaguely, but he was very comfortable because he had the double pleasure of attacking and receiving.Really self-inflicted.
Yao Yunqi looked shocked: "Both of us are under the age. And what's the point of such a sticky and dirty thing?" I just want to hug and rub my face. (to finger)
The golden-winged roc's eyes were full of 'You are so cute and ignorant': "Hehe. Do you think eating meat is more interesting?"
Yao Yunqi pondered for a while: "Not really." If I can give you a hug for a year as a vegetarian, it would be a good deal.
The golden-winged roc sneered: "You don't understand, I'll give you a day off to meet your little daughter-in-law. What's her name?"
Chi Xiu's grain reserve should have a name.
Suddenly a little sad, am I also trapped by love?
Yao Yunqi didn't want to tell him, so he jumped up and said, "Thank you, I'll learn two new dishes to repay you."
The golden-winged roc was unhappy, resting its chin on its hand, recalling what happened yesterday, although the memory was very vague, but that kind of happiness was really more interesting than eating meat, as Chi Xiu said.Uh, that's a bit of an exaggeration, it's as interesting as eating meat.
Should I go to him again?Do you want another night?
What the hell did he do to me?Where is my fur?
Yes, ask him to find out, if you don't tell the truth, you will be beaten to death and eaten.
The author has something to say: There are so many comments in the last chapter, hehehe, I see through you all.
You all guessed it right~ Brother Monkey is my male god, and Patriarch Bodhi is the male god. How could I ration such an immoral, cannibal, savage guy like Golden Winged Roc to him.
But the golden-winged roc is not dead, hehehe.