Chapter 211 Dancing and Fighting
Chapter 211 Dancing and Fighting
Chi Xiu lent Yao Sanlang out for a year, and worked as a cook for the Golden Wing Dapeng for a year. It was agreed that he would come back every three days to see his brothers (actually his sisters), and he was not allowed to beat him, and he was not allowed to die. He is oppressed by the family, only works ten hours a day, is not allowed to eat his precious light, and he never treats guests.
Only then did the golden-winged roc resentfully agree to turn that feather into a dull black, and said with great emotion: "Strength is the most important thing! You, little girl, you have to work hard to cultivate. I don't think you have made much progress these days. Splash!" Have you eaten the monkey’s flat peach? You shouldn’t.”
Daiyu exclaimed, "I forgot."
"You don't like to eat anything like your big brother? It's a waste." The golden-winged roc held the feathers that had been shrunk and made no sense of existence, and said brokenly: "The pearl is dusty! Dao Jinguang is like a knife, how beautiful it is. When you have cultivated well and don’t need to keep your hands in the dark, come to me again, and I will restore the beautiful golden light to you.”
Dai Yuxin said that I like to have a hidden weapon by my side, and I feel safe, but, no one knows what level of "no need to keep hidden tricks" is like.On the surface, he still readily agreed.
Yao Sanlang packed a small package and hung it on his shoulder, mournfully: "Daiyu, I'm leaving, you have to take care of yourself."
Daiyu also couldn't bear it, if it weren't for the fact that the golden-winged roc must be shiny when biting its feathers, the senior brother would not have lent him out: "Brother Sanlang, thank you for your hard work."
Yao Sanlang's tears were about to fall: "Can you take care of yourself? You can just use real fire to wash your face in the morning. It's very convenient. Just pour the used water in the yard to water the flowers. If I don't At home, you go to the senior brother, he can cook. If someone bullies you, beat you if you can beat him, and go to the senior brothers to beat him up if you can’t beat him. I will be back in three days, you wait for me patiently, Take it easy."
Daiyu didn't feel sad, but she was so infected that she was about to cry: "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere else, I just go back and forth between the palace and the mansion, and the places I pass are the mansions of my seniors. It's very safe. It doesn't matter if you eat or not, be careful, it's much more dangerous for you to go out than me, be careful, don't conflict with him."
Yao Sanlang showed his face like a hob knife: "Tch, what can he do to me? Back then in the Daleiyin Temple, I was pushed to the ground to eat my precious light. Even five hundred arhats couldn't pull him away. What else can I do?" It’s not as scary as it was back then.” Baoguang was behind me, and I was pressed face down by his big paws on the ground, and I heard his big mouth chattering behind my head and beside my ears, I was scared to pee!
The two bid farewell in the room, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes.
The golden-winged roc was already bored and started eating dessert: "Chi Xiu, why do you like sweets?"
Chi Xiu was shocked, and his face remained calm: "Stop talking nonsense, I don't like to eat anything."
"Really?" Gold-winged Dapeng rubbed his chin, thinking that he didn't need to lie about such a trivial matter, so he believed it: "Then why don't you like to eat?"
Chi Xiu sighed: "That's a past event. When I was young, because I was good at cooking, I was pressured by my brothers to cook, and I was smoked all day long. Later, I worshiped the master and had a bunch of juniors. , I have to cook three meals a day for them every day, and they are smoked to death."
There is water mist when cooking rice, and there is oily smoke when cooking, which is very annoying.In fact, I only like to eat and not to cook.
"Chi Xiu~" The golden-winged roc brought his face close to his neck deeply, staring dazedly at the thick blood vessels on his tight and charming neck, and gently stroking his chest and abdominal muscles: "Your figure It looks delicious. It's a pity I didn't meet you earlier, if I captured you back 3000 years ago and cooked for me, that would be great."
This texture, this level of fullness, my God...saliva...the taste must be very good, chewy and elastic, neither fat nor greasy, soft and hard, and steamed carefully, it must be delicious.His little junior sister also looks delicious, chubby, two of them steamed in one pot, one is thin but not sticky, the other is fat and soft but not greasy, tsk tsk tsk.What a pity.
Chi Xiu coldly pulled out the golden-winged roc that was leaning against his arms: "Master and I have long been destined to be mentors and apprentices, so don't think about it."
Fuck it's dripping down my neck, it's disgusting.
The golden-winged roc watched Yao Yunqi walk out who turned his head three times at a step, grabbed it in his hand, and then disappeared.
Daiyu came out with teary eyes, but she couldn't see how Yao Yunqi left.
Chi Xiu was slowly wiping his neck with a handkerchief, and then a ball of fire appeared in the palm of his hand, and the handkerchief was incinerated: "Why are you crying? Yun Qi is about to become an adult, and he should know that life is not easy. Such experience is good for him to practice. beneficial."
"What brother said is true." Dai Yuxin said: I am a little bit reluctant to part with him. I have been with him day and night. He came as soon as I got up in the morning, and went to bed after saying goodbye at night.It's been a year since I left suddenly, which makes people very uncomfortable.beep beep...
Chi Xiu saw that the tip of the little girl's nose was red from crying, he was funny and soft-hearted: "If you feel homesick, you can go back for a while, it's winter and it's almost Chinese New Year. You should go back and reunite with your family."
Daiyu wiped away her tears: "Well..."
Chi Xiu said: "There are all kinds of fruits in the orchard. You pick some and take them back. Although ordinary people can't prolong their lives, they can also strengthen their health. Don't cry, the hairpin is crying crookedly. You have to stay together for thousands of years. What is three days apart?"
Daiyu blushed shyly: "It's not because of him, I miss my mother."
It's a better excuse, and I do miss her a little bit, miss her a lot.
Chi Xiu taught her how to clean the dishes with a waterspout, dry them with the wind, and then send them into the kitchen in piles to put them away.Then the transformed table was taken away, and the pepper aniseed and broken bones that fell on the ground were rolled together by the wind, and burned with a fire, and the ashes were placed under the flowers as fertilizer.
Then he took out a small gray stone from his sleeve: "This is a jade seed. If you plant it on the ground and water it every morning and evening, it will grow jade biscuits. You can plant a few pieces of jade biscuits, or carve them. Or give it directly to your family members, it can be regarded as a treasure.”
"Thank you, senior brother." Daiyu was a little surprised, but also felt that this was a matter of course. Senior senior brother has everything here except a cook.No wonder he said that white jade was nothing.
White jade is mostly used for cups, plates and bowls, because it turns out that this thing can be grown.
Yao Sanlang felt as if he was soaring into the sky when his eyes flashed, and he heard the wind whistling in his ears, and he was thrown into the kitchen in a split second.
The golden-winged roc told the nine cooks in the kitchen: "From now on, he is your leader." There were originally ten cooks, but one made a mistake and was thrown away.
King Dapeng turned and left. The cooks were not convinced, and they wanted to give the 'newcomer' a little look, but then Yao Sanlang, who was in a bad mood, beat him up and almost kicked him into the stove.
Afterwards, he began to arrange the recipes. He racked his brains to come up with the recipes for two days, and suddenly felt a sense of awe for Fourth Sister Wen: that is a real foodie. Cook?On the third day, I really couldn't think of anything to eat, so I made a random stew, which is called hot pot.
Most of the people who were robbed belonged to vagrants and bandits. The cooks selected here were not very good. They all stewed some meat dishes roughly and sloppily. Because they were poor, they didn’t know how to waste dishes like stir-frying and deep-frying. .Although Yao Sanlang felt that he was not strong enough, he was already much stronger than them.
While making large slices of sweet taro pork, he sighed: "Every man is innocent, but he is guilty."
Each piece of fried meat and taro was as big as the palm of your hand, and the golden-winged roc ate it piece by piece, very happy: "This is a good snack."
Yao Sanlang felt tired and panicked when he looked at it, and suddenly he understood the big brother, no wonder he doesn't like to eat, as expected, he was so smoked that he didn't want to eat after cooking.A person like Wen Si, who has been cooking and grilling meat for a long time, can still eat up everything with great interest, is indeed a miracle.
Daiyu cried for a while and then stopped crying. Alone in Nuo Da's house, she inevitably felt lonely, so she went to study.
It was light the next day, but the night wasn't very dark, just a misty gray.The air in this place is very good, unlike the ordinary world. Every winter, every family burns fires to keep warm. If there is no snow for a few days, the weather will be dark and misty. The stars in the sky here are bright and shining, which corresponds to the poem "You can pick the stars with your hands" .
She dressed gorgeously again and went to court, and was surprised to find that several senior brothers who had only been wearing gray-blue, light green, and dark blue Taoist robes began to dress gorgeously and solemnly.Especially a certain junior brother who was originally called Wan Tong and later changed his name to Yu Xian, not to mention how handsome he is now.
Do you still remember Cao Cao sitting in the first row with Gan Luo, Guan Zhong, and Sang Hongyang at the court meeting, which was not at all serious? Beside them, they rolled their eyes at him together.
Zhou Yu dismissed this with a sneer, and said to himself: Thief Cao brazenly claimed to be an immortal, and beat him up another day to let him know that now is not the time to run amok with brazenness.
The second senior brother honey juice disappeared, it is said that he went out to see how other people's family governed the country.
Chi Xiu Shi Shiran came out from behind the screen, and just sat down, he didn't bother to pretend to be serious and said, "Retire early if there is nothing to do", he said: "I see that you all seem to be very leisurely."
The juniors feel very used to it. They have been lazy for thousands to hundreds of years. They are very used to it.
Because Yuxian was young, he was later than Yao Yunqi, so he sat beside Daiyu.
He came out and said: "Eldest brother, I have already proposed marriage to Queen Wang, she agreed, and reported to the heavenly court, and both heavenly palaces have given approval. Can I hold a wedding?"
Daiyu was listening and silently counting in her heart: the emperor is my elder brother, his mother and queen married my elder brother, it's a bit confusing, I don't know how to call him in the future.I call him brother first, and then I recognize him as senior brother.
When I see Empress Mingde, I should also call her empress, but she is my sister-in-law.I don't know how the emperor's brother will feel when he sees his stepfather. Will he care so much about Empress Mingde, will he not be able to bear it?Shall I break the news to him?Too messy, don't want to.
Chi Xiu looked around and laughed: "Everyone, if you have nothing to do, how about going to help Yu Xian organize the wedding?" As for being messed up.
Cao Cao stopped looking at Zhou Yu: "Your Majesty, I am not idle."
Chi Xiu was a little surprised: "What is Meng De busy with?"
Cao Cao said with a smile: "I have been here for a while, and I planned to eat the princess's warm house wine, but I heard that there was a small accident, so I planned to prepare it myself, and invite my colleagues to have a small gathering. How close I am to all of you."
"It's an important matter." Chi Xiu said heartily: I'd be happy to cook for Mengmeng's little junior brother and junior junior sister. I'll give it to you, and you can make do with it yourself.
Cao Cao looked around before and after, and then said to the Taoist queue opposite: "We will have a small gathering tomorrow, if you are interested, come directly. Brother Yuxian is planning to get married that day, and I will be free after tomorrow."
Yuxian laughed and said, "Madam means to get married in a month, so there is no rush."
Chi Xiu looked around and saw that there was really nothing wrong, so he left.He really didn't expect that it would be so easy to govern the country after becoming a fairy.
Cao Mengde treats guests, there are not many good cooks in the palace, he tasted it, and commented: "Bah, bah, bah."So get some barbecue, he liked to hunt when he was young, he went out hunting with salt and pepper~ just deal with it.
Guo Fengxiao showed a sick beauty's smile: "I'm very good at identifying fine wine."
Cao Cao laughed: "No wine."
Xun Yu asked quietly, "Ah Man, do you have a beauty?"
Cao Cao stroked his beard: "There are no beauties, so what if Wen Ruo wants to? I can become a beauty and sing and dance for you." It was very elegant to sing and dance with the host and guest in the Han Dynasty, and he doesn't think it's disrespectful now.
Zhou Yu sneered slowly at the side: "Someone can play the piano for Beauty Cao."
Daiyu was looking forward to it.
Cao Cao didn't feel the sarcasm at all: "Thank you very much. Gongjin's piano skills are famous all over the world. Having your music as the soundtrack will definitely add luster to me."
Xun Yu and Guo Fengxiao's 'sarcasm of literati' revealed together: "Very true!"
"Wonderful!"
The next day, Daiyu watered three buckets of water for Yuzhong. Seeing that the soil had turned into a quagmire, she hesitated: "I may have watered too much." Yu, this thing is really rare.Then go back to the house to change clothes and jewelry, and I don't quite know how to dress for simple banquets-this matter should be taught by my mother's words and deeds, but there is no chance.
She only took three jade hairpins from the spring outing, gold show heads, and gold inlaid white jade peony hairpins, and went happily. "Meng De, I came here uninvited, don't take offense."
Cao Cao laughed loudly and said, "How dare you speak strangely when the minister of the cabinet arrives? Please."
Daiyu waved her fan and said with a smile: "If the Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment intends to enter the cabinet, Daiyu is willing to give up his position."
Cao Cao said with a smile: "The opportunity has not come yet, so it's not too late to talk about it in the future."
Zhou Yu and Di Renjie pressed their heads together, and Zhou Gongjin was actually holding a piano in his hand. He ignored Cao Cao, but looked around: "Where is Cao Mei who is going to perform the dance? Is the beauty going to be late? Isn't that right?" should."
Cao Cao winked: "Could it be that Gongjin, you are fascinated by sex, and want to do something wrong? What's the hurry, you can't get close to Cao Meiren after you see her."
Zhou Yu: In the matter of losing moral integrity, you, old thief, won.
Daiyu covered her face and smiled.
Under his uncle's beating, Xie Xuan had to formally reconcile with her, so he came over and said with a smile: "The little princess heard this dirty talk, just pretend she didn't hear it, these old bastards can't talk about anything serious together."
Daiyu said calmly: "In the past, I also had a romantic affair with a prostitute traveling around the lake. Being happy is serious business." Just don't do it.
Everyone was stunned!Then I thought, oh, what if the little princess called two singers, but they all turned their attention to Xie An, Uncle Xie Xuan and his nephew, who made traveling with tricks an elegant thing.
Xie An was upset, his face remained unchanged: "Coincidentally, I like it too."
Everyone pushed me to sit down, and there were also wine and meat, but the cooking was not very fine--a whole roasted rabbit and roasted musk deer, one for each person.Everyone who came to see the excitement urged: "Please come out with Cao Meiren."
Cao Cao is really a playful person. When he entered the inner room, he transformed into a young woman with big breasts, thin waist and long legs. The appearance of her face was changed according to Zou's, and she came out gracefully.Take a sip of the cherry, a blessing.
"Sink the fish and drop the wild goose!"
"The whole country and the city!"
"It's worth fighting for you!"
Changsun Wuji said: "Better than the Wu family!"
Di Renjie didn't comment on this. He has never been very lecherous, and he doesn't like to make noises very much. This time he was dragged here by Zhangsun Wuji.
Zhou Yu actually untied the qin cover, put the qin across his knees, and prepared to play the qin.
For as long as Cao Mengde has been in the underworld, he has not watched singing and dancing for many years, and he has long forgotten how to dance.
Just twisting and twisting indiscriminately, waving his sleeves, and doing a sleeve-folding dance. Although he is very beautiful, he doesn't have the charm of a woman, and he is quite imitating.
Zhou Yu's piano sounds are graceful and live up to her reputation, but she can't save Cao Meiren's dancing posture.
Xun Yu almost fell into the plate with a smile, and Guo Jia collapsed into Guan Zhong's arms with a smile. Guan Zhong pushed him away with a look of disgust. He didn't think it was funny at all. The company he started back then said that female technicians had to be trained on duty.
Changsun Wuji didn't think it was funny, it was so gentle, but Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and Di Renjie couldn't stop laughing, and everyone laughed together.
Zhou Yu threw the piano angrily: "The old thief dare to insult me!" It is hateful to dance badly on purpose to ruin my good piano sound!
Afterwards, Cao Cao used the Qingzhi sword, and Zhou Yu also used the sword, and the two fought regardless of the outcome.
Xie Xuan also came to fight.
Daiyu was drinking with her chin on the side, watching for a long time, she felt that the fight was meaningless, and then remembered that her senior brother reminded her to show a little force properly, so she drew her knife, jumped into the three-person battle group, and crushed two Personally, I fought with Zhou Yu for a while.
Cao Cao often fought with others when he was young. Although he also rode horses and practiced martial arts later, no one fought with him.Since Xie Xuan became a fairy, he has been lazily sleeping, sleeping, reading, and sleeping.
Only after Zhou Gongjin became a fairy, he played the piano every day, practiced the sword, and fought with King Zhou when he had nothing to do, and was beaten by Lu Bu, so he maintained a strong fighting capacity.
Cao Cao went to drink with Xie Xuan, and Xun Yu laughed even louder: "Ah Man, you can't do it now."
After a fight, the relationship became much more harmonious, and Daiyu also felt refreshed. She drank a few bottles of wine while warming up the house wine, and took out the last two bottles of royal wine, and drank them together.So I became wine and meat friends with everyone.
After going back, I ate the flat peach and quietly practiced the two feathers, one yin and one yang.
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Yao Yunqi looked up to the sky and sighed: "This must be retribution! It's the retribution those bald donkeys said! I slept too much back then, and now I can only keep busy! What a pity! It's sad!"
Ten hours of work, that is, twenty hours, just like this, people always say: "Why are you going to rest again?" "Hurry up!"
Gold-winged Dapeng didn't say 'full', but he didn't say 'tired' either. He kept making two dishes repeatedly throughout the day, and he felt better and better.
On the third day, he ate the hot pot all day, and it was always meaty and meaty, and he was not tired of it.
On the fourth day, the golden-winged roc watched him leave reluctantly: "Come back early, don't let me catch you."
Yao Sanlang jumped faster than a rabbit, and ran back to the royal city of Zhuangguo. He didn't go to see his elder brother, but went directly to his beloved goddess: "Sister~"
Daiyu squatted in front of the quagmire, watching three buckets of water poured three days ago, and now the soil is still wet and soft, did I water too much?Waiting for him while thinking, stood up and turned around and said, "Yunqi, you are back, are you tired these three days?"
Yao Sanlang leaned softly on the tree, and said coquettishly, "I'm exhausted. No long-term worker is as miserable as I am."
Daiyu thought he was too tired to walk, and stepped forward to help him: "Go back and rest for a while, do you want some fruit? At his place, does he let you eat?"
Yao Sanlang's tears were about to come down: "No, you are not allowed to eat a bite of meat, and you are only allowed to lick the spoon when you taste salty or light. I can eat fruits, radishes and potatoes, but I made him potato chips, and he doesn't even eat potatoes." Let me eat."
Daiyu was very distressed, helped him to the bed, took a close look at it: "Hands are thick. Don't you even have time to practice? It was clearly agreed to be ten hours. Could it be that he spent twelve hours? Is it all full?"
Yao Sanlang flattened his mouth: "I need to eat something when I'm resting, and lie down for a while. How are you when I'm not around? Can you take care of yourself? What did you eat? How did you sleep at night? You forgot to turn it off again. Window? Is the government busy? Are they still excluding you? Have you been beaten?"
Daiyu answered one by one, even talking about Cao Cao's dancing and fighting, and said: "There is nothing in the country now, there is a snow disaster in one place, a senior brother used the strong wind to roll the snow into a snow mountain, and it slowly melted. Only the fact that senior brother Yuxian is going to get married, I feel embarrassed, and I don't know if I should go to the wedding."
Yao Sanlang stood up: "I'm going to cook two dishes, let's talk while eating."
"You rest, I will do it."
Yao Sanlang's little heart was pounding: "Do you know how?"
Daiyu laughed and said, "It's not difficult to eat hot pot with the seasoning you fried and sealed, cut some meat, and washed some vegetables."
"It's not difficult, can you wash vegetables?"
Daiyu confidently went to try it.
I know a lot of things after reading it once, not to mention that cooking looks very simple.
Three minutes later, Yao Sanlang leaned against the door frame, covering his face: "Don't use a waterspout when washing vegetables, as it will wash the leaves into pieces, and don't chop the panel when cutting vegetables. Roll up your sleeves when cutting meat...put it down, let me."
The delicate lady put down the knife and came out blushing.
The author has something to say: Indulging in MJ's style and unable to extricate himself, I almost didn't have time to update it.
Not only are the book titles and character names useless, but even the chapter names are useless.
Guan Zhong is the patriarch of the Chicken Yard. In fact, he trained spies, that's all.
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