Chapter 205 Daily Life
Chapter 205 Daily Life
Fourth Sister Wen sauntered back to the dormitory, ready to see the little black fat man who was screaming and crawling around.
Zhuo Donglai asked: "Are you sure?"
Fourth Sister Wen was dumbfounded by the question: "What?"
Zhuo Donglai sighed, and gathered the piles of papers on the table to make them more tidy: "Is that Yao Shenxian?"
Fourth Sister Wen: "Why not? How many people are as good-looking as him?" Although I think he owes a lot, he is really handsome.
Zhuo Donglai didn't even bother to sigh: "I patted you, didn't you realize it?"
"I tried it out, and what he said was right, I just gave him the cooking."
Zhuo Donglai said: "Why did he ever call you Zelan? Huh?"
Fourth Sister Wen bit her finger and thought for a while: "It seems so. He didn't talk much just now. He's usually annoying. What do you think is going on?"
Zhuo Donglai said: "Being a fairy can take on the appearance of someone else, so that you don't have to change your appearance. How nice it is. I guess that person may be Yao Yunqi's friend. Why did he come to see you?"
"Ask how to make jelly. Well, I also felt strange at the time, jelly is not Yao San's hobby."
"This person knows that Yao Shenxian has just learned cooking from you, and he also ate the jelly you asked him to bring back two days ago. He likes it very much. He likes it so much that he must learn it by himself." Zhuo Donglai speculated enthusiastically, he liked it very much Speculate on some things: "His status may not be high enough, otherwise he will ask Yao Shenxian to come to you to learn how to make jelly, instead of doing it himself."
The dormitory is far away from the kitchen. Normally, a mortal with high martial arts skills can't hear what is said in the dormitory when he stays in the kitchen, but Chi Xiu can hear it clearly and makes him want to laugh.
This kind of person who grasps a little clue and tries hard to figure it out is really fun, and it's even more fun to miscalculate.
The fourth sister Wen lay on the edge of the bed and watched her daughter crawling rapidly, without turning her head: "It may also be that he is afraid that Yao San will hold him hostage if he has learned jelly. Yao San'er likes to blackmail others very much, and he is so lazy , whoever sent him except Daiyu."
"Well, there is some truth to it." Zhuo Donglai pondered for a while, then felt that it was boring, the table was full of secret reports to be dealt with, and he had no time to ponder these things: "You didn't scold him, did you?"
"No, what's wrong?"
"Change your accent back for me! Is it interesting to always speak with an accent outside the customs?"
"Oh, okay. I didn't scold him. Every time Yao San provoked me first, I scolded him."
"Hehe. That's good." Zhuo Donglai took a sip of wine: "Although I don't understand myths and legends, I also know that not every immortal is like Immortal Yao... free and easy, free and unrestrained."
"Yeah." Fourth Sister Wen concentrated on watching the little baby pat the bed board with her hands. She didn't know what the little chubby guy wanted to do. Anyway, she was standing up while supporting the bed board, and patted her hands hard.She suddenly remembered: "Oh, I just asked him to make a fortune, that person said that the prince will be a dedicated person, that Feng Yi will become the queen, and her son will become the prince."
Zhuo Donglai said slowly, calmly and calmly: "Let her grow up with the prince's childhood sweetheart first, and then see if they share the same interests." In that stack.
The Five Poisons Sect rejected their request to buy the protozoa and refining method of the "Tongxin Gu" at a high price, but they are very powerful and survive in the mountains and caves. Whether they ask local officials to put pressure on them or send people in the martial arts to steal and go Deterrence is hard to come by.Tsk... lures... they are self-sufficient and not easy to lure.
"Zelan. Zeelan!"
Fourth Sister Wen looked at her fat baby in a nympho state, oops~ so cute~ It's a pity that she can't take pictures and post on Moments, how can she be so cute!Beautiful and smart, as strong as a calf, tireless all day long, eating well and sleeping well, it's great.
Zhuo Donglai grabbed a small kumquat from the nearby kumquat tree and threw it at it: "Ze Lan."
Fourth Sister Wen heard the wind behind her head, grabbed it with her backhand, accidentally shattered it, and splashed her own orange juice: "What are you doing!"
"Go take a shower, then go to him and teach him how to make ginger milk."
"Why? It's not easy for me to remember so many recipes. I have taught everything, so I don't have any unique secrets."
"Zelan." He smiled softly: "You know, I always like to be kind to others. Since he likes it, you can teach him desserts with similar tastes. He will neither open a shop to sell nor make desserts for others. The little princess eats."
Fourth Sister Wen thought about it, and there was no reason not to teach her: "How do you know he won't make it for Daiyu?"
Zhuo Donglai took a sip of wine: "Shenxian Yao asked me how to let everyone know and not poach his corner. I told him that from now on, except for tea, wine, snacks and fruits, don't let him do anything that can be done by him." someone else does."
Fourth Sister Wen tilted her head: "Is it useful?"
Zhuo Donglai smiled without saying a word, and said to himself, do you know how many people wanted to marry you back then?Although he looks average and has a bad temper, he is good at martial arts and has big rabbits. The short and fat ones are cute and cute.At that time, there were only two solutions. If you were chatting with someone, I would bring out the food and drink, and help you "drink less, and be careful of headaches", and the other party would understand.
If I'm chatting with someone, I'll let you prepare the food and drink, and the other party will understand when they see you take the money from my arms and leave with ease!Pfft ha ha ha he knows what a fart!
It is Chi Xiu's secret to like translucent, soft and unique food.The juniors don't know, not even the closest second junior, Baihong, and the master doesn't know... maybe he knows, the master can figure it out, but he doesn't know what the big disciple likes to eat.
Chi Xiu has liked soft and watery things since he was a child. He was ridiculed by his elder brother a few times, and he himself felt that this kind of taste preference is really not... not masculine enough.So I secretly hid it and ate it. On the surface, I said I didn't like it, but in fact I still liked it.
When I met with my daughter’s mother, that eldest sister, it was precisely because that eldest sister could cook very white konjac cake (konjac tofu), which can be cut into pieces and eaten with sucrose, which is his favorite texture.The konjac tofu cooked by others is gray and has a strong taste of konjac. The big sister can make the konjac tofu have no peculiar smell, white and beautiful.
After eating a few meals, she was pushed down by the elder sister. After more than half a month, the elder sister left and returned a year later and threw her a daughter. After that, she disappeared without a trace.
Chi Xiu thought of what happened when he was a teenager, and he didn't have the face to mention it at all, and felt ashamed when he thought about it.It was clearly an ignorant young man who was deceived by a scheming elder sister with delicious food... Thanks to the fact that this happened in a very secret way, no one knew about it, otherwise he would be ashamed to face others.Having said that, he still likes this taste very much, but he is even more unwilling to let others know this preference.
It doesn't matter who that big sister is, the only memory left in his heart is... don't eat indiscriminately.
When Fourth Sister Wen came back from her stroll, she only saw this 'Yao Sanlang' put away the very dry gelatin that she didn't know how to make, and said coldly, "Tell your husband, he guessed right." , it disappears.
She shrugged helplessly, took a sweet potato from the basket next to it, threw it into the hot stove, and continued to bake it with the embers so that it could be cooked.Then he wandered back and told the truth.
Zhuo Donglai was very annoyed, this is another story.
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Yao Sanlang slept for two hours, packed the quilt by himself, rubbed his eyes and went out of the room, followed the scent of flowers to find the past: "Sister~ are you reading here?"
Daiyu was still reading, holding a copy of "Book of Han: List of Officials and Officials", and did not go to Senior Brother Baihong: "Are you awake?"
Yao Sanlang stretched his waist contentedly, his sleeves slid down, revealing his white arms: "Wake up! I'll make furniture for you! What kind of furnishings do you want in the room? Have you designed it?"
Daiyu was slightly stunned: "I haven't thought about it yet. If it's just adding a piece of furniture, it's a good choice. There's nothing in this room. I haven't divided it into three rooms yet. How should I arrange it?"
Yao Sanlang picked up a large piece of peony leaves while walking, threw them on the ground and turned them into a rocking chair, and he lay down on it again.
Daiyu swayed on the swing, and he swayed on the rocking chair: "Let's use illusion to arrange it first, and make furniture according to the illusion."
Daiyu asked seriously: "Although I have never seen it, I have also heard that good wood and carpenters are used to make furniture. Is there any here? The elder brother has brought some messy people here. Why do those people come here?" Maybe I can make furniture. This place is barren, there are no good trees that have been around for a hundred years, and there is no waterway. It is not a prosperous town. Where can I buy wood. Why don’t I go back and ask my mother for some, and then go to the palace and ask for some from my sister-in-law .”
Yao Sanlang was very distressed: "How can I let you go out to play the autumn wind! We are gods!" He raised his head and shouted: "Brother Bilu! Bring your tree seed box here!"
Senior Brother Bi Lu asked from a distance, "What are you doing~"
Yao Sanlang replied: "We want to make furniture!"
Daiyu remembered, did he want to plant a tree by himself, and then cut it down to make furniture?It's strange.
"Oh~" Bi Lu happily agreed: "Here we come." Not long after, he came with a huge box in his arms, and put the box on the ground when it landed. , there are countless small bottles densely packed, with labels, and there are hundreds of them on each layer.The first layer is the seeds of fruit trees, the bottom is the seeds of flower trees, after that are the seeds of some strange foreign trees, and there is another layer dedicated to precious trees: "What do you want?"
Yao Sanlang counted with his fingers: "Golden nanmu, rosewood, huanghuali, boxwood, chicken wing wood."
Bi Lu frowned: "You are really greedy."
Daiyu also felt a little embarrassed: "Is there a lot?"
"Not too many, don't worry." Yao Sanlang said with a smile, "I need Senior Brother Lao to help me grow trees."
Bi Lu was a little upset: "It's too much, you didn't feel so happy when I asked you to go to work."
Yao Yunqi took the initiative and said, "Brother Bilu, let me make you a bed first, okay?"
Bi Lu didn't care much about the bed, but he cared a little bit about taking advantage. When he thought that he could have a bed made by Yao Yunqi, a big lazy bastard, it would be quite a face: "I want to carve a bed with gold leaves and a full set of mountains and rivers. picture."
"No problem." Yao Yunqi agreed, "The trees I want must have a trunk that is ten feet high, and two people can hug each other. You need two of each kind, and you pay for your own materials."
Bi Lu agreed without hesitation: "Okay. Daiyu, you avoid it for a while."
Daiyu was puzzled: "Why?"
Bi Lu explained implicitly: "It's not good to look dirty when planting trees."
Daiyu said, "How dirty is it? Can't I just stand by and watch?"
Yao Yunqi pulled her sleeves and dragged her into the room: "Let's go, let senior brother be quiet." After dragging her into the room, Fang Fuer explained: "Senior brother wants to fatten the saplings."
Daiyu's face turned red: "Ah!" Thinking of Qi Min Yaoshu's usual fertilizer, feces and urine are retting into fertilizer, it's disgusting.She suddenly felt something was wrong again, Senior Brother Bi Lu was a rock, and he didn't eat or drink normally... Forget it, forget it!
Danzhi used illusion to transform the three walls: "How do you think the room is divided like this?"
Yao Yunqi, however, was lying on the window looking at the 'fat' over there with great interest, and laughed while watching: "Brother Bi Lu is about to pass out from vomiting."
"what?"
"When he planted a big tree, he had to mix real qi and water and drink it into his stomach to mix it. I don't know why, others don't do this, but the quality of the trees he gave birth to is very poor. It’s like a tree that has been hundreds of years old. You see, with the spit of water, the tree has grown to the height of a person.”
Daiyu walked slowly to the window and looked over—Senior Brother Bilu had one hand on his hips, and the other hand was holding a water bottle. His bulging cheeks were spraying water like a spring. On a sapling, it looked very interesting.
Bi Lu sprayed for a long time, and the tree grew taller at a speed visible to the naked eye. The water in the stomach was sprayed out, and he drank again.
Daiyu hastily closed the window, held back a smile and turned around, covering her mouth to resist the smile, she couldn't stop laughing.
Yao Sanlang laughed so hard that he was about to twitch: "Hahahaha, good sister, you understand why he wants us to go away, haha"
The two laughed for 10 minutes first, and then slowly arranged the room with illusion. First, the size and pattern of the furniture were selected, and then they were done according to the illusion.
Standing in the study, Daiyu directed: "There should be a screen here, with seven leaves, one foot high."
Yao Sanlang made a vague phantom and poked here: "If you are going to do embroidery, you have to embroider it yourself. You also have to write it yourself. I can only do carpentry."
Daiyu was quite curious: "Sanlang, have you ever been a carpenter?"
Yao Sanlang sighed deeply: "I have seen it."
Daiyu asked again: "When is it?"
He was silent for a long time, unprecedentedly deep, not only deep but also a little lonely and sad: "When I first came down the mountain, I used my true colors to tell fortunes and make money for others, but I was invited home by a young master to be a doorman. I have been making furniture for two years before I got married, and I couldn't talk to others, so I went to see a carpenter make furniture, and I'll see."
Daiyu felt strange about his attitude, and saw his eye circles were red again: "What happened then?"
Yao Yunqi sighed: "The little son's parents died young, leaving only Wanguan family wealth. He married the daughter of his father's old friend, and married his finger. I figured something was wrong. I tried to persuade him several times, but he didn't listen. ...For mortals, it is normal to die without repentance."
Daiyu listened quietly.
"His father-in-law did it for his property, and his daughter-in-law had an affair with another scholar long ago. Not long after they got married, she murdered the little son's life and took over his family property."
Daiyu wondered, "You didn't protect him?"
Yao Sanlang was furious and yelled, "I reminded him eight times!! Eight times!! He told me to go away five times!!! I would be shameless if I didn't leave! Anyway, death and life are not counted. What, I went back after he was killed, killed his father-in-law's family and that concubine, and dispersed his family property.
To be honest, his father's vision of making friends is really wrong. His father-in-law and mother-in-law and three brothers-in-law all help his wife to kill him. There is only one little maid and two dogs in the whole family who are innocent. "
Daiyu had nothing to say: "Good kill."
It hurts a little...
Yao Sanlang said: "With such a thick chrysanthemum pear tree, it would be very nice to make a single chrysanthemum pear frame. Let's calculate the size of the babu bed, how about making a babu bed of golden nan? It's golden, and it feels like a golden house hides the beauty."
Daiyu thought for a while and immediately shook her head: "Golden is not good-looking, too bright will make you uncomfortable. I want boxwood or red sandalwood, and it is thinly hollowed out."
Yao Sanlang looked up to the sky and sighed: "Fortunately, I made a bed for Bi Lu first, so I can practice my hands. What does the dressing table look like?"
Two hours later, he went to the courtyard to repair a small kitchen, then went to steal vegetables and meat, and came back to fry and cook a busy meal. He placed eight dishes on the stone slab on the ground: "Brother Bi Lu, you have worked hard. A little preparation A banquet is not a respect." I will get married soon, and I need to be more mature.
Bi Lu was shocked: "Really? For me? Didn't you poison me?"
Yao Sanlang: "Tsk, what is this called? I'll call Daiyu out."
Daiyu has been "idling" in the room to outline the pattern of the screen, feeling that Bilu's face turned pale from spitting water, and seeing Yunqi cook so many dishes, it must be to reward him.During the banquet, he brought out a bottle of royal wine: "The wine given to me by the elder brother, can I drink it?"
Although this place lacks a lot of things, it is very interesting to drink wine under the big trees that block out the sky and in the fragrance of the courtyard.
Zi Shu rushed over in a hurry: "Hey! Why do you plant such a big tree! The flowers I planted will be crushed! Give me a pair of chopsticks! Ah, there is wine!"
Daiyu smiled and said, "Yes~"
Grab flowers and turn them into wine cups, fold bamboo into chopsticks, sit on the ground under the curtain of the sky, and sit and drink together.
The four of them ate and drank together, expressing their dislike for Yao Sanlang, who was going to be a carpenter.During the dinner, Bi Lu said: "Do you remember that big octopus? The big octopus who bought fish balls in the capital of Middle-earth moved to our place to open a shop."
Zi Shu was overjoyed: "Yo, that's great!"
Yao Sanlang saw that Daiyu didn't like this topic, and said, "Leave that aside, why don't we even have plates and bowls here? We didn't bring them on the mountain? I made these plates from banana leaves. Hurry up and look for them nearby." If there is white clay, I will burn some dishes out."
"Yeah, do you still have this skill?"
Daiyu said: "Sanlang's craftsmanship in firing porcelain is very exquisite."
Yao Sanlang was about to roll over happily: "I still have to build a small cave for firing porcelain, um, let's make furniture first."
Eating and drinking until dark, the big tree had grown, Bi Lu and Zi Shu both left.
Yao Sanlang cut the big tree into pieces, each two meters long, and put them aside to dry slowly with his own real fire.
Daiyu went back to continue drawing patterns. For the time being, she used the transformed tables and chairs to draw several versions of screen patterns, and finally chose one of them, and planned to use embroidery to make an embroidered screen.He hurried out of the room and said, "Brother Sanlang, make me a big embroidery frame. It should be one foot long and one meter wide, and it can stand up."
Yao Sanlang, who has no experience: "What is that?"
Daiyu explained to him the kung fu of a cup of tea, supplemented by drawing and illusion, before explaining the complex large wooden adjustable instrument to him.
Yao Sanlang asked another simple question: "There is a brother who is designing a paper mill and planting a lot of books and green sandalwood bark. We don't have silk threads here, and we don't have a brother who knows how to raise silkworms."
Daiyu laughed: "I'm not in a hurry. There are so many mortal men farming and women weaving, so they will naturally pay tribute to silk. Wait a few days. If I'm in a hurry, I'll go home and ask for it. I have everything at home."
Yao Sanlang went to work as a carpenter with peace of mind. He used real energy to peel and break the tree trunk into planks, and then made the simplest frame with a mortise and tenon structure.There is no need for carving, and the structure is simple. Just make two three-layer wooden shelves, and then put a flat, smooth wood board with good-looking wood grains on it-a table case is set up with two small tables. This is a very popular style in the Song Dynasty. .
Then prepare to make a chair: "Sister, can I make you an armchair? It's comfortable to read a book~"
"Okay."
Two hours later: "Sister, can I make you a grand master's chair?"
"Yes you can."
Two hours later: "I, I'll make you an embroidery pier, can you use it first?"
"can."
Carving that hard wood with real qi is as easy as carving tofu-it's easy, but carving tofu is also very laborious.He was lying on the wooden board, slowly carving with a knife, and because it was so easy to carve, he would accidentally overcut it.
A few days passed in a blink of an eye.
That night, the emperor of Middle-earth was sleeping, when he vaguely saw a woman whom he had been thinking about day and night appearing in front of him, he shouted: "Mother!!" He was so excited that he woke up with a start.
After being excited for a long time, she fell asleep again, and Empress Xiaomingde appeared again: "Erlang, you have grown up."
"Mom... I miss you so much, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." cried the emperor woke up.
I stared at the roof in a daze for a while, then Pian Pianzui started to cry again, my mother really became a fairy!
She came back to see me!But why do I always wake up!So angry!When he got angry, he cried more seriously.
The queen was not here, and no one dared to stop or persuade, so Duofu came over tremblingly holding a teacup: "My lord, drink a cup of tea to soothe your throat."
The emperor took the teacup and drank it down: "Go down." He lay down aggrieved, and continued to wait to fall asleep.
Wang Shu'e also cried for a long time and saw her son in a dream for the third time. Seeing her son in pajamas, she hurriedly said, "Erlang, don't get excited and don't wake up again. I have low mana, so I can only meet you in your dream."
The emperor tried his best to calm his emotions, looking at his mother in a colorful palace dress, hairpin hairpin and jade ring, such brilliance could not hide her gentle light: "Mother, you are fine? I Empress Xiaomingde, who was sealed for you, will the heavens recognize you?"
Queen Wang said softly: "I admit it. Good boy, you have been suffering all these years, and it is all thanks to the Queen to relieve you. I know it in heaven. Thanks to your good wife and empress, my mother is at ease. You thank her for me. "
The emperor almost cried again, holding back tears with grief: "Mother, have you been looking at me all the time? Really?"
Queen Wang: "No, but I hear news about you from time to time. You, the Heavenly Court already knows about your murder of the late emperor. Your path to immortality is elusive today, but you must accumulate more meritorious deeds in the future. "
There was no surprise on the emperor's face, and he nodded peacefully: "I see, don't worry, it's okay if you can't become a fairy, how can I take all the good things in the world. I didn't bury him with you, do you mind?" ?”
Empress Wang blushed: "It's good if there is no joint burial,, I,, I,,"
The emperor immediately saw that she had something difficult to say: "Mother, what do you want to say? If you have any order or want, just say it, my son will obey."
Wang Shu'e blushed, lowered her head and was a little embarrassed to say: "I, I made some friends in the sky, um..."
The emperor only knew one fairy in his life——Yao Yunqi, who was a complete nympho, and all his efforts were to marry a wife.He thought for a while: "Someone wants to marry you? Mother? Is that so?"
Wang Shu'e covered her face and said, "No...it hasn't been decided yet..."
The emperor felt a sharp pain in his heart and heart: My mother hasn't spoken to me for so many years, and it was so easy to meet, but she wants to remarry because of her.If I change my surname after remarrying and have another child, I will be completely disowned.He forced a smile on his face: "As long as you are happy, it's fine. After all, the late emperor was not a good man, so don't delay for him." Cuckold him!go!
Wang Shu'e was silent for a while, then said in a low voice, "It's fine if you agree."
The Three Cardinal Guidelines and Five Constant Principles emphasize on obeying the father before marriage, obeying the husband when married, and obeying the son after the husband dies. She always feels that it is not good to marry without the consent of her son. "It's dawn, I'm leaving. You cherish it, and we will meet again in the future."
The cock crowed outside the palace, and the sky turned white. Duo Fulai woke up the emperor to go to court.
The emperor wanted to keep his mother to say a few more words, but saw her figure gradually faded away. He stretched out his hand anxiously to keep her, but he just made a sudden struggle and woke up by himself.He stared blankly at the distant window that had already turned white, a mouthful of hot blood gushed out, his throat was sweet, and he spit out a mouthful of blood.
Duofu: "Ah!!! Hurry up, go and invite the imperial physician and empress."
The author has something to say: I wrote about immortals using magic to cultivate the land in "Heroic Immortals", and I just like this kind of daily life.
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