Chapter 202 Gambling Fight + □□
Chapter 202 Gambling Fight + □□
Yang Jian is an avid hunting enthusiast, and he went hunting here again this day. There are some wolves, tigers and leopards in this place, but they have not been killed.The tigers and wolves on the piece of land that Jin Chanzi belonged to were all subdued by him with the Dharma—beating them half to death and then reciting scriptures to heal them, repeating several times until they surrendered.The tigers at the Golden Winged Roc were captured by him, those with spiritual roots turned into monsters to serve him, and those without spirituality were killed and eaten.The cleaning methods vary from place to place, but they are all solved in the most comfortable way.
In Yang Zhenjun's territory, all wild animals are reserved for hunting.He brought many soldiers and entourages from his mansion in Guanjiangkou to serve, and he didn't need or despise the local goblins.
After all, Guanjiang Estuary and the riverside, although there are mountains, but the mountains are high and the roads are steep, and it is not pleasant to ride a horse.
He deliberately circled a large flat grassland and woodland in Zhuangguo for hunting.
Speaking of this, I have to mention the political system of the Zhuang Kingdom: Chi Xiu is the emperor, and other people (demon kings, real emperors, gods, monks) are allocated to their favorite places to collect taxes (chicken, duck, fish, grain, rice noodles, seasonings, etc.) , firewood), but Chi Xiu sent people to manage these places, they just did their own thing, and when necessary, they appeared gorgeously to help fight.
As for the other rules... sorry I haven't written them yet.
He was happily chasing the wolf, slowly shooting arrows to scare the big-tailed wolf, when an eagle flew over.
Yang Jian stretched out his hand: "What's the matter?"
The eagle said: "Master, the emperor sent someone to invite you over."
Yang Jian was slightly taken aback, only to realize that he was talking about Chi Xiu, regretfully bent his bow and set an arrow to kill the wolf, and patted BMW on the neck: "Take the prey back."
The horse stood up and became a young boy, and said, "Yes." Then he went back with the wolf on his shoulders and the eagle flying above his head.
Yang Zhenjun rode the cloud to Chi Xiu's palace, the palace courtyard was empty and there was not even a soul.The hall was also empty, and when they saw each other, they asked, "How about I lend you a few attendants?"
Chi Xiu covered the last half of the jelly with his sleeve at the speed of a god, pretending to put his hands on the table, as always gentle and deep: "No."
Yang Jian sat down and looked around: "There are only a dozen or so masters in such a big palace. It's too chilling. I don't even have any talented people here. As gods, we don't care about ostentation, but you ruled so many mortals. It will be very embarrassing if there is no pomp."
Chi Xiu nodded: "I know. I have sent people to train some more talented mortals to be servants, and they will be available in a few days."
Yang Jian said, "What do you want me to do?"
Chi Xiu took his hand off the table very naturally, because the small dish and the contents of the dish were all put away in his sleeves. "I heard that you gave Sun Wukong [-] bottles of wine, why?" I told you not to make trouble.
"Oh~ this." Yang Jian took out another ten bottles of wine and put them on the table: "Here you are, Junior Sister. I bet with Monkey King that she deliberately helped the monkey to win, and she should have a share of the prize."
Chi Xiu sighed: "It's because I can't discipline him well." Why on earth did she like that monkey!
Yang Jian said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, children's temperaments are unpredictable. It's common sense to love the one you like for a while, and hate the one you hate for a while. You haven't raised girls before, so you don't know how fickle they are."
Chi Xiu said: "I want to ask you for advice." You have failed experience in raising a younger sister, oh hehehe.
Yang Jian's face remained unchanged, but he just diverted the words: "Is there anything wrong with giving Monkey King a drink?"
Chi Xiu sneered: "Someone recommended eating monkey brains to the Golden Winged Roc. He got a few monkeys. I'm worried that Sun Wukong will be drunk and hear the news. He will definitely turn the world upside down."
Yang Jian was surprised: "There is such a thing? The monkey brain dish is harmful to the world, how can you eat it."
On the contrary, Chi Xiu didn't understand: "What's wrong with that dish?" Although he could pinch and count, he couldn't figure out the recipe, otherwise he wouldn't be sitting here now, and the method of counting the jelly just now didn't work.It tastes similar to Guiling jelly, without bitterness, so good.
Yang Jian told him about the monkey brain dish, how to open the skull of a live monkey and pour a spoonful of boiling oil into it.
"It hurts heaven and harmony. Eating meat is nothing. It shouldn't be tortured." Chi Xiuxin said that we steamed crabs first by catching their souls and sending them to reincarnation before steaming. How about a favor?"
Yang Jian shook his head: "I'm a little busy these days. My sister is going to watch Mudanxian's gambling fight with your junior brother Zishu, and to buy new rouge." There is nothing to love, my sister is not as cute as before, chattering.He blinked, and suddenly thought of a plan to bring disaster to the east. He smiled like a spring breeze: "Brother Dao has now established a country. There is a saying that a lonely yin does not grow and a lonely sun does not grow. You do not have a wife, which is harmful to the National Games."
Chi Xiu nodded: "I know."
Yang Jian said: "Sister She has grown up now, she has a beautiful face and a beautiful appearance, and she is full of poetry and books..."
After hearing what he said for a while, Chi Xiu shook his head apologetically: "I've never been good at women, you know that. If you want to have a queen for the sake of the country's destiny, I will make an incarnation into a female body. The world is also known as the heart and like-mindedness."
In fact, Yang Jian just said it casually, without thinking that he must succeed: "That's fine. A woman like this is more considerate."
"Isn't it?" Chi Xiu nodded deeply: "If you want to be considerate, stay calm in times of crisis, and take charge of the overall situation, you are the only one."
Yang Jian nodded convincingly, he has never seen any woman in these thousands of years who has the strength, resourcefulness and beauty to match him, and can be his wife... In fact, San Xiao can, but the camps are opposite, so don't think about it. . "I heard that your junior sister and your junior brother have made an appointment."
Chi Xiu: "Oh? Did you see that?" The two of them looked so sticky, and today I saw that they really hit it off.
"No, my sister said it was Yuelao who said it." Yang Jian sighed deeply: "That's good, settle down early, and the two of you can be considered childhood sweethearts when you grow up together, and they are deeply affectionate. Your junior brother is really reassuring."
Chi Xiu shook his head: "The person you're talking about is Yunqi, Yao Yunqi, how can he be reassuring."
Zi Shu ran in rattling, and shouted cheerfully: "Brother Dashi~ Peony said in the letter that I have my own palace and garden here, so you want to come to my place to gamble, okay? Senior brother~ "
He was almost bouncing around happily, and when he saw Yang Jian, he braked suddenly, and returned to his soft and peaceful appearance, and saluted: "Zhenjun Yang."
The three present did not see his faux pas just now.
Chi Xiu thought about it, nodded and said, "Okay. Where will it be used?"
Zi Shu smiled sweeter than Sophora japonica: "It is enough to use only my palace. In the past, I used to gamble and fight on other people's territory. I won less and lost more. Now I can finally win."
Yang Jian was also very happy: "Since that's the case, I don't have to move."
Chi Xiu took out a chessboard and two jars of chess pieces from his sleeve, Yang Jian opened the imperial wine next to him, Chi Xiu took out two cups from his sleeve, set the jar of chess pieces, and Yang Jian poured two glasses of wine.
The two guessed and decided.
Halfway through the game, Yang Zhenjun suddenly laughed: "It's too cold at the top, isn't it, people like you and I can't find suitable people to play with. I can only go hunting, and you can only raise your stupid juniors to play with."
Chi Xiu also laughed, and killed him a dragon with a smile, eating eight pieces (using his own pieces to trap the opponent's pieces and eating the opponent's pieces): "My juniors are not stupid, they are just a little lazy."
Yang Jian smiled and said nothing, and after three or two pieces, he also took eight of his chess pieces: "Some of them are indeed useful, but what's the use of Wantong, isn't he the second Yao Yunqi?"
Chi Xiu said: "The future is long, how do you know that he can't become the pillar of the country?"
Yang Jian laughed loudly: "Forgive me, his nature is not here. If he wants to become a talent, he must marry a good wife and teach him more."
……
Daiyu is not color-blind, but she is really dazzled by Zishu. There are 35 boxes of red rouge, 21 boxes of pink, 81 boxes of purple, and [-] boxes of brown.
Zi Shu was wearing a light purple smoky, hazy and graceful dress, her face was covered with a thin layer of powder, her eyebrows and eyes were lightly drawn, and she put on a little lipstick.Holding the small handkerchief, she said excitedly, "Choose a few colors you like and try them out today."
Like a standard straight man, Yao Yunqi only recognized the colors of light red and positive red, light pink and very pink, light purple, light brown and dark brown, and he already lay down beside him and pretended to be dead.
Daiyu was a little puzzled: "Brother, what is the process of this gambling fight?"
Zi Shu said: "Ah? It's very simple. Me, Mudan and her sisters are divided into two tables, and the rouge made by myself is displayed, and there is a person sitting there with rouge on each side, and the rest It will be judged by the participating fairies. Each person is only allowed to ask for one color of rouge, and each color is only allowed for one party. If you want my red, no matter what red it is, you are not allowed to ask for the red of the other party. Ask for another color. Whoever asks for the most rouge wins."
Daiyu asked, "What do you want me to do?"
Zi Shu thought for a while: "Just sit still and don't mess up your makeup. It doesn't matter if it gets messed up. You can touch up your makeup at any time. I don't know why there is a person trying rouge. It's always like this. Maybe it's for looking better Be clear."
Daiyu tried rouge slowly. Although she hardly knows how to make up by herself, she has learned how to change her appearance. After trying it out, she paints like a painting, and she paints very well.Facing the yellow decal on the mirror, I looked left and right: "It doesn't suit me." Then I took off the gold foil again.
Zishu took a ruby for her to try, drew a brow tine, and then stuck the ruby between her brows.
The bright red one is very festive and peaceful, with a kind of fairy concubine and fairy, graceful and luxurious feeling.
Yao Sanlang jumped up and shouted: "No! This makeup is too beautiful, save it for when we get married."
Daiyu was ashamed, her face was as red as rouge: "Bah! There are still hundreds of years left, why mention it!"
Yao Yunqi said: "How can there be hundreds of years? In the mortal world, you have to get married when you reach the age. Your parents are still waiting."
Daiyu shyly said nothing, stood up and grabbed his collar and pushed it out, softly said: "We study the color of rouge, but you don't understand, go out and play."
Yao Yunqi held on to the crack of the door and said with a deadpan smile, "My sister is angry with me? I just kindly remind you, don't wait until the queen or mother-in-law mentions marriage and catch you by surprise. It's just a mortal gift, we still Practice on your own, what's the matter?"
"Of course it's nothing! It's not a big deal!" Daiyu angrily kicked out this incomprehensible idiot.If it's true, then it doesn't count if you should do it!If it counts... then it's not false!Fool!
Yao Sanlang froze in the face of the slammed door, why did I make her angry?Can't figure it out, who should I ask?what to do?what happened?When she was shy, I comforted her not to take it too seriously, is it wrong?Scratching the door.
Zi Shu watched the excitement happily: "Okay, okay, Yunqi has always been stupid, you teach him slowly, don't worry."
Daiyu was so angry that she didn't speak, and changed the color and style of her clothes in front of the mirror to match the makeup.After a while, he opened the door to look again, and Yao Sanlang walked away impatiently, not knowing where he went... Looking up, he saw smoke rising from the kitchen, well, cooking again.
Seeing her attire, Zi Shu was stunned: "It's strange, you only used a small amount of rouge, why is the wine more... bright and moving? I can't tell, it's so pretty."
It's strange, when I wear makeup, I look like a coquettish bitch. You don't have makeup now, but your face looks bright and full, so strange.
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled: "Brother's rouge is well done." It's really good, the color is even, and it doesn't feel like greasy honey on the lips, but a thin and smooth layer, the color blends with the lips It's also very good, with almost no sense of attachment.
Zi Shu happily rubbed her face, the little junior sister is so sweet~ It's just that she's too shy to hug her, okay.
……
Chi Xiu and Yang Jian drank wine under the banner, watching the Iron Eater and Xiaotian Dog fighting and rolling around on the ground, how happy they were.
A game of Go can take an hour for a master to play, but if you think about it slowly and drink wine slowly, it will take even more time to play.
A swan flew in, and before it landed in front of Chi Xiu, the Xiaotian dog jumped up, bit its neck and pressed it to the ground: "Woof! (Will you still?)"
Chi Xiu hooked his hands, took off the letter from the swan's feet, and opened it to read: To His Majesty the emperor of the distant Zhuang Kingdom, our western heaven does not have the kind of wonderful food you sent.Archangel Uriel.
He sighed regretfully and continued playing chess.Not long after, a bat flew over and brought a letter with the central idea of three-inch cursive characters: I have never seen that snack.Can you make sweet blood flavor?Cain.
Chi Xiu frowned, thinking that only that mortal can make such a snack, not other mortals, not in the fairy world, not even Western angels and vampires?suck
Although vampires drink blood, Cain is also a lover of sweets. He recommended the Napoleon cake to me last time. Bah, it's too sweet.If no one knows how, wouldn't I be held hostage, hmph, I have to steal a lesson.
Yang Jian saw that his expression was not good: "What's wrong?"
Chi Xiu sighed: "I need a method of making something, in the hands of a mortal."
Yang Jian asked, "What? A newly invented weapon?"
Chi Xiu shook his head and chuckled, "It's nothing."
People like Yang Jian, seeing that he is unwilling to speak, naturally would not ask carefully: "I drank three bottles, do you want to save a few bottles for your little sister?"
It's shameless for Chi Xiu to want to usurp the little junior sister's things, so he took out three bottles of imperial wine from his sleeve to make up for the ten bottles, put them aside, and sent them over later.
This side played chess for a long time, while Zi Shu stood by the window with a lotus in his hand.
Daiyu unfolded the rice paper at the desk, laid out the pen and ink, carefully traced the line, couldn't help smiling, and had a wonderful idea in her mind-to draw a picture of Zishu beauty on the fan painted by Yao Sanlang, if he didn't use it, That's the fan I painted. With his heart, he is reluctant to show it off. If he uses it, the painting will be Zishu again, which is enough for him to feel uncomfortable, ╭(╯^╰)╮~
Zi Shu maintained an elegant and quiet smile, and a graceful posture, and the villain in his heart was about to do somersaults with joy: This is the first time someone draws a picture of a beauty for me!
All my life, I have been looking forward to someone telling me 'beauty, your beauty should be painted', my goodness, this day is finally here!
Junior Sister's aesthetic vision is really great!I like her so much!I have covered all the rouge in her life!
Two quarters of an hour later: "Okay, brother, you don't need to stand up. The line drawing is done, let's paint slowly."
Zi Shu rushed over, looking with tears in his eyes: "Okay~ beautiful~ beautiful~(⊙o⊙) oh~ Daiyu~ thank you, you are such a good girl, Zishu is lucky to have a junior sister like you."
Daiyu blushed, "Mmm..."
Zi Shu said again: "There is no paint in the mansion, you can paint with rouge, I don't dislike it."
Dai Yuxin said: I didn't intend to give it to you, I just said it was for Saburo.
Zishu chooses the foundation that is the same as her skin tone, the light purple with gold powder added that is the same color as the clothes, the snow blue (violet) used to paint flowers, and the red that is used to paint lips.
Put it beside her: "Tomorrow, let me take it for a day and then give it to Yunqi. Alas, he won't be able to use the fan with my picture on it."
Daiyu tried to use rouge to paint, and it turned out to be very beautiful, more lifelike than paint.
Seeing her coloring, Zi Shu also took out a piece of paper and a brush to draw beside her. The picture was of the little beauty painting the big beauty.Write down the year, month, day and keep it as a commemoration. There has never been such a once-in-a-lifetime happy event in the past, and it may not be in the future. Let me commemorate it.
Yao Sanlang, who mysteriously disappeared, squatted on the ground and slowly stewed the pig's head in rock sugar. It was all his fault last time, and he snorted: "You have never eaten a good pig's head. The best stewed pig's head is as soft as tofu, thick and thick. The meat is fragrant, and there is no greasy feeling." So today, the seniors threw him ten pig heads: "If you can't stew well, don't even think about leaving! Junior sister kicked you out hee hee hee~ Be obedient~"
Cinderella Yunqi was sitting next to the charcoal pile, throwing charcoal into it one by one depressed. It was obvious that sister Daiyu was angry and would not come to rescue me...she couldn't rescue me either.But I don't understand why she is angry...
The next day, when the sky was dim, Zi Shu looked at the sky outside the window: "Okay, they are coming, I'll go to prepare first, you take a rest."
Daiyu nodded, took off the remaining makeup and put on light makeup again, just a little red lip gloss, red and small like a cherry.The rest of the place does not need to be moved, just like Qingshui out of hibiscus. Originally, the complexion is fair and tender, and the eyes are big and smart. Adding extra things will cover up the innate beauty of inspiration.
Lightly moving lotus steps to Zishu's palace, he was stunned as soon as he arrived at the door, it's quite different here.
Zishu spent countless real qi to make a major renovation of the courtyard, the flowers of the four seasons bloom together, the peaches and plums are in full bloom, the lotus and chrysanthemums are fragrant, and the strange flowers are in full bloom. You can't even see the courtyard walls and palaces here, they are all flowers , the courtyard walls are covered with roses and rose vines, with pink, rose red and purple flowers blooming, wisterias hanging from the front and back of the house, peonies and lilacs beside the pavilion, lily of the valley and orchids in the corners, and flowers all over the roof. Ling Xiaohua.The fragrance of honeysuckle and yellow wood.Even the swing frame is wrapped with flower vines.
Some immortals have already come, and Fang Hou, who is said to be one of the four beautiful men whom he saw that day, is also here, with a beautiful woman in red beside him.Most of the rest are female fairies, or they walk in groups of two or three, or display cups and plates under the shade of flowers and drink together.
Senior brother Wan Tong was chatting with a gentle and dignified middle-aged woman in palace attire under a tree, and Dai Yu always felt familiar with that woman's appearance.
Zi Shu pursed his lips and snickered, thinking that Peony Fairy's rouge was well done, because hers was more fragrant, and now the fragrance of flowers here is strong, who can smell a little difference.He also saw the little junior sister wearing a moon-white soft robe and a white gauze gown walking over gracefully from among the flowers. He was stunned: "The soft gown has narrow sleeves, and the white gauze gown is three inches wider. It's really delicate." Pretty and soft. Why didn't I think of that."
There are two long tables, each with a chair made of fresh flowers, one is already filled with countless rouge boxes, and the other is still empty.
Zishu brought his junior sister to meet a group of people, including the fairy who just arrived, and they all praised: "This yard is really beautiful."
"The swing is so much fun."
"The blooming of flowers is so beautiful."
"Your junior sister is so cute."
Peony Fairy and her sisters came late with holding boxes. When they saw the flowers in full bloom in the courtyard, they felt envious.At first, I thought that he could only plant flowers to make rouge on the sidewalk of Wuzhuang Temple. It was too miserable. I never expected that after hundreds of years, people had their own palace garden, which was decorated so splendidly.Chang'e was also invited to sit on the flower chair, and they began to arrange rouge.
Daiyu also went to sit on the chair, and exchanged a glance with Chang'e—coincidentally, not only the shirt but also the makeup.
They didn't feel embarrassed at all, they just smiled at each other and looked away.
Mrs. Fang Hou asked: "Zhigui, do you think this color is better or this color?"
Fang Hou said with a gentle smile, "It's all good, it's always suitable for you to put on heavy makeup and light makeup." He was already puzzled in his heart: Am I blind?Physically I'm a woman too...why do these two colors look the same?God, come and rescue me from a troublemaker. (Remember that Fang Hou's girl's male face is GL?)
Mrs. Fang sighed: "You, Taoist Zi Shu, I want this pink, and I want light red."
Zi Shu happily brought her two boxes. This wasn't the first time Mrs. Fang Zhai Yan'er asked for her rouge, but it was the first time she asked for red!The lip gloss made by peony has always been very unique.
Fang Hou said in a deep voice: "It's all for your use, and it's all for me to see."
Mrs. Fang smiled sweetly: "Other people come in pairs, but they can only get one kind of rouge. How can we be better than the two of us?"
Yang Jian stood under the wisteria tree in the distance, watching quietly where his sister was choosing rouge. In the past, he would always peek at his fairies wandering around the flowers, obsessed with choosing rouge, and couldn't care about anything else.I want to go back to playing chess...
At this moment, a sudden change occurred, and only a loud scream could be heard in the distance: "Deadly hairballs! You don't want to die!"
The immortals clearly saw a golden-winged roc fighting with a monkey showing its Dharma body in mid-air.The golden-winged roc's two wings are shining golden, constantly cutting the monkey, stretching out its claws to catch it from time to time.
You all know Sun Wukong's stick technique. When the dancers rise up, they can stir up the heavenly palace, and down, they can disturb the underworld. The dancers seem to have a thousand sticks hitting their heads and covering their faces together. The golden-winged roc is a little hairy.
The author has something to say: Allow me to groan, what kind of textual research I am.
Jelly was invented in 1902.The mousse cake was invented by Sodoxo Bonaparte, who was born in a French pastry family in 1940. ——So these two desserts are exclusive to Black Rabbit!Not only did the ancients not know it, even if the senior brother asked to go to a foreign country, he would not!hee hee hee~
Stupid Yao Sanlang: Why is she angry?
Big brother thinks too much~
Zi Shu: I don't care, those who praise me for being pretty are good people!
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