novelraw Chapter 197 Fist and Foot Remonstrance
Chapter 197 Fist and Foot Remonstrance
"How many brothers do you have?"
Daiyu was taken aback by the question. Although she had many seniors, she didn't remember the order - because no matter who she was, she had to be called a senior, and Yao Yunqi was also a senior.Counting silently in my heart, there are some who have heard of the names, and some who don't know the names: "49."
"Wow, that's a lot."
The two ate together for a while, Daiyu said: "Mother, you look much calmer than before."
"Of course." Fourth Sister Wen shed tears of sympathy for herself: "Although I don't need to take care of everything, but the child has to be taken care of by myself, good guy, I don't want to go out to play before she is five years old. With Zhuo Brother said I was bored, and he actually asked me to study. I really don’t know what he thinks.”
Daiyu couldn't help laughing: "Sister Baozi married far away, what about Peony? She is in Beijing."
"She also gave birth to a baby." Fourth Sister Wen sighed deeply, with a look of lovelessness on her face: "I have a baby at home. Once a woman is pregnant, she loses her fighting power. Why can't she lay an egg for her husband to hatch?" I remember that's how penguins are, the couple take turns hatching eggs, right?Brother Zhuo is so patient, and I am so impatient, why not let him hatch with eggs every day?Isn't it about making the best use of people's talents?
Daiyu smiled for a long time: "How many people envy you before it's too late, godmother, you are holding back for a while, there is always time to go out and play."
Fourth Sister Wen drank a glass of wine in one gulp, and said with a smile: "Human, I always have to look forward to Sichuan, but you are short-sighted. You see, I can say this word now, so you know how miserable I am being suffocated these days. I have nowhere to go to read books." It’s over.” It’s said that I was suffocated miserably, but in fact, I also listened to it comfortably, sleeping late at home every day, drinking, cooking, practicing martial arts, reading historical stories in history books, and just want to go out to play.
Daiyu said: "A pot of wine and a book, isn't it enough to be happy? No one will fight with you."
"Yes~" Fourth Sister Wen looked at her pitifully: "I'm sure I can't beat you now, good Daiyu, how about playing with me for a while?"
Daiyu nodded without thinking, "Okay. I see that all your maids have martial arts, don't they dare to challenge you?"
Fourth Sister Wen snorted softly: "They are all flamboyant, young, and not particularly talented. Letting them practice martial arts is just a bluff. How many years have I practiced martial arts, and they have only learned a few years? What's the point of hitting if you can hit it with your feet."
Daiyu has a sense of confidant: "I also thought the same way when I went to the border." Yes, I forgot, you have practiced martial arts for more than 20 years, with superb sword skills and experienced in hundreds of battles, it is really not something these little girls can compete with.
"You drink a lot now, did you learn it when you went to the border? Yao San didn't teach you when I wasn't paying attention."
Daiyu chuckled: "Obviously you taught me. I learned martial arts from you when I was young, and I only saw you drinking."
Fourth Sister Wen wiped her sweat silently, as if she didn’t really care at that time, when I taught you martial arts, I just thought that you were a unique martial arts genius... I never thought that you were also very good at literature The way he looks, he is also very good at cultivating immortals.My beloved little apprentice has a cheat!All talent points are ∞ infinity!Even the appearance of the people around her is very high, it seems that I am the only one who has lowered the average appearance of the people around her~ This is also very good, when the moon is full, it loses, and when the water is full, it overflows. . .Oh my god, I'm a thief and educated now!
"Why did you bring your handsome senior brother to me? It's inconvenient for you to be in the palace, and there are Taoist temples."
Daiyu lowered her eyes and smiled without saying a word, and said to herself: My stupid and cute master is so cute~ hehehe I am doing this for your own good, but I won’t tell you now.I learned a little trick with my elder brother and senior brother, and it is much more convenient to do things.
"Where's little junior sister? I'll go and see her."
Fourth Sister Wen had just practiced martial arts in the back garden, and she was in the same big yard as her dormitory, and now she ate and drank in the pavilion with windows on all sides by the lake, and ordered the maid at the door to ask the wet nurse to bring the young lady who was basking in the sun.At noon in late autumn, it is just right to bask in the sun when there is no wind.
The maids were not surprised by the appearance of the peerless handsome man just now, because they kept their heads down all the time, very polite and did not dare to look directly at the face of the guest.
"Little chubby is so cute." Daiyu squeezed Xiao Zhuo's chubby hand, and wondered why a child with a double chin and round fingers is cute, while an adult looks chubby It's not cute.Glancing at Fourth Sister Wen, um, she will be cute then, but others will not, probably because she is pure-hearted.
Fourth Sister Wen couldn't help gossiping: "Is your senior brother married?"
"No, most gods don't get married, and those who want to get married are low-level."
Fourth Sister Wen asked again: "Is he treating you well? What is that stack of books that I gave you just now? Why did they disappear after putting them in the sleeves?" She looked sideways at the chair next to her, and there were no books on the chair.When the food was just being served, I saw Daiyu pick up a stack of books and put them in her sleeves. They really put them in the sleeves, not concealed them and put them on the side.So amazing (⊙o⊙)~
"Senior brother is very kind to me. Master seldom attends classes, and he taught me a lot of enlightenment knowledge." Daiyu took out a book and looked at her with a smile: "Do you want to read these books? They are very good for passing time." What about time?"
"Show me." Fourth Sister Wen is very interested in storybooks recently... Of course, she has always liked listening to stories, and she can memorize the entire Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Journey to the West, and Outlaws of the Marsh. It's not right to have no culture.Taking it over, I flipped through a few pages with great interest, looked at the mosquito coils, and admired from the bottom of my heart: "This is a real book from heaven." What the hell is this all about?
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled, and stuffed the book back into her sleeve.
Fourth Sister Wen leaned over to touch her sleeves, grabbed the cuffs and looked inside, wondering if this is the 'storage bag', 'storage ring' and 'storage bracelet' written in the online articles I read back then?But he didn't see any small pockets or rings and bracelets in the sleeves, only the white and slender jade wrists.
Suddenly remembered, I am also a person who is familiar with Journey to the West, how could I forget the only place where Brother Hou was embarrassed: "Is this the universe in the sleeve? The kind of Zhenyuan Daxian!"
"Yes~"
Fourth Sister Wen held her face in her hands and was so nympho: "Is he handsome?"
He must be very handsome, his name is very handsome, he is very handsome in novels, and he is also very handsome in TV dramas.
Daiyu thought for a long time, ate two mouthfuls of food, and drank a mouthful of wine. She felt that Master's appearance could not be described as handsome or handsome, and thought for a long time: "Meiziyi."
Fourth Sister Wen nodded: "I often see this word in books, what does it mean?"
Daiyu: "You are beautiful, and your posture and appearance are perfect!"
Fourth Sister Wen suddenly thought of Leslie Cheung, and couldn't help but hesitate for a moment. Although he wasn't the male god of his life, he liked it very much back then. Among the Chinese male stars, he was the one who could be called beautiful and handsome... Later, he became addicted to novels, I can't extricate myself from online games, cooking and losing weight, and I don't remember anyone else.
After a while, he said, "Like you and your senior brother? Anyway, Yao San'er definitely doesn't count."
Daiyu covered her face and smiled: "If he hears it, you two will fight again."
"Just fight, whoever is afraid of anyone, even if he has a place to eat, he won't fight me to death. Yao San's heart is really generous, and he is really calm, so he should marry. Over time That kind of life of eating, sleeping, eating, and being bored." Dr. Guanglu is an idler, with no real power and not an executive, and Zhuo Donglai deliberately alienates other colleagues to avoid the emperor's suspicion.He doesn't socialize with others, and other people's wives naturally seldom interact with his wife, not to mention that Fourth Sister Wen is really not good at chatting with those dignified and prudent women.
Daiyu didn't want others to say that Yao San was so useless, although he seemed to have no ability, but brother Sanlang was just lazy, not useless, said: "He is very capable, and he is also very good at being a national teacher, lazy It's not a bad thing either. Look at the guy who is not lazy, my dad looks like a 60-year-old man now, hey."
Fourth Sister Wen was speechless: "Could it be that he hasn't reached sixty yet?"
Daiyu said, "You're only 55 years old."
"The people who are officials look old. Really, I have met many officials over the years. None of the officials with real power can look young. Maybe they are all tired. Zhuo Donglai is not at home all day long, and he doesn't know what is happening now. The world is peaceful, how can there be so many things for him to be busy."
Daiyu murmured in her heart that it was a little bit peaceful, but not very peaceful. Many Jianghu people died, some organizations became weaker, and some were still very strong. These people will naturally make trouble, what will happen to these people How can we not make trouble?
Suddenly I remembered the Five Laws of the Weak People in "Book of Shang Jun"
Use the weak to overcome the strong, use the evil to control the good (implement rogue politics, villain politics)
Yijiao (Ideological Rule)
Deprivation of personal property, resulting in a society without property and perseverance
Humiliate the poor, the poor, the weak in order to rule
Killing power, launching a war, killing powerful enemies from outside, and killing strong people from inside
"Ah!" Now that I understood why my father sent the letter, he had to read Shang Jun's book by himself. Could it be that he knew that after I came back from the border, I would be confused by the constant fighting and disturbance among the people for petty gains.
What Shang Yang said was not good or right, but it was very effective. The emperor also felt that the people were more peaceful after a big war.
Fourth Sister Wen hurriedly asked, "What's the matter? What scared you?"
Daiyu still had some shock on her face: "It's nothing, I suddenly remembered something. Godmother, let's go fight."
"Okay!" Fourth Sister Wen looked around, and suddenly laughed: "I taught you boxing kung fu, remember? Let's stop using the knife, I know that the martial arts is high, and I still suppress myself to fight with others, so be careful How unpleasant. Let's fight hand to hand."
Daiyu thought for a while: "Is it possible... I haven't tried it."
"Of course you can. Come on, let them all go out if they are afraid of getting their clothes dirty, take off their coats and beat them again. If the floor is too hard, you can also lay a big carpet."
"That's not necessary. As long as you click, no one should throw the other party to the ground, okay?"
"Okay." Fourth Sister Wen stood up, stretched her hands into her arms, and tightly wrapped her chest. Usually at home, she tied it loosely for the feeling of freedom, so as not to panic, but it must be tightened when fighting. "You all get out, don't come in without a call."
Seeing that there was no one in the courtyard, Daiyu also took off the outer soft robe, the soft robe is too long, it is easy to trip her when fighting close to body, the cuffs are very narrow and do not need to be changed.
"Godmother, please enlighten me."
Fourth Sister Wen winked at her, then winked: "Be merciful."
Then strode forward to fight together, punching and kicking fiercely, with ever-changing moves, you come and go to attack and dodge.
Fist and kick can also be divided into upright and insidious killing techniques. The two of them are playing for fun, so naturally they don't go straight to the other's temples, eyes, jaws and other vital points, and they punch on the shoulders and arms.Kicking, hooking, poking, and blocking each other is no more than a knee, but it is fun.
Neither of the two was willing to use strength against the other, they just blindly used speed and only used three points of strength to fight.
Fourth Sister Wen put her fist around her left shoulder, Daiyu sank, stepped forward and gently scratched her exposed ribs.
The black rabbit rolled to the side: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don't want to use this trick! Hahahaha"
Daiyu clapped her hands and laughed loudly: "Hahaha there are no fathers and sons on the battlefield, so use that trick if you can ~ hahahahahaha"
Fourth Sister Wen jumped up and rushed over: "Again! Be careful!"
The two fought for a while, Daiyu stretched out her hand and hit her heart, Fourth Sister Wen suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and took advantage of the opportunity to split the mane of a wild horse in Taijiquan, and pushed her aside with the force of her blow, smoothly He patted her exposed back.
It is better to use fists and feet than knives. You have to be extra careful when fighting with swords and swords without eyes.
Half an hour later, Fourth Sister Wen jumped out of the battle group, leaning on the tree, panting, pulling at the skirt of her clothes and shaking her arms, "No, I'm having a gash, let me rest for a while."
Daiyu also felt very tired, and silently circulated her true energy to replenish her strength, and stepped forward to help her: "Ah, my clothes are soaked in sweat. Don't blow the wind here, go in and rest."
Fourth Sister Wen was satisfied, and looked at her with a smile: "It's okay, let's go drink. Your tickling just now was wonderful, but unfortunately, people who often fight are rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so they don't itch after scratching. Otherwise, you can use this It's fun to recruit bullies."
Daiyu said: "The mane of the wild horse you used just now is good, why didn't you teach me? You hid it~huh~"
The fourth sister Wen likes her arrogant and cute, and put her arms around her beloved little apprentice: "I don't know much about Taijiquan, and it's not authentic, so I can teach you what to do. It is said that the real Sanfeng has become a fairy, you go to him, Teach you the authentic way. The Taijiquan that is circulating in the market today all pay attention to the one who strikes first and the opponent to strike first. You know that I am impatient, so I can't wait. It is said that Zhang Sanfeng fought back more than 100 bandits with two fists alone. I robbed a mountain, which is Wudang Mountain. I fought with a Taoist priest on Wudang Mountain before, really Yin."
Daiyu picked up the soft robe and put it on by herself, giggling: "Mother, you have lost."
Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "Hmph, if I win, I don't need to praise him? I don't know why it's so easy to be pulled away by others. Forget about her, the food is cold. This is an appetizer Pretty good."
The crab roe and broad beans before my time travel had no crab roe, only additives, and now they have been reproduced with real crab roe. Congratulations.Some time ago, I wanted to eat snow cakes. I know that the sweet one is protein sugar, and the salty one is soy sauce powder.Tried it with rice...and I got a plate of deep fried crispy rice!Ya why not bulky!Why not bulky!
The two drank two more cups, Daiyu was really moved by Zhang Sanfeng, but she didn't know if the fairy world is the same as the mortal world, once one enters the sect, one is not allowed to learn other people's kung fu.I thought I still have to ask the big brother.
Fourth Sister Wen asked again with great interest: "Have you met Sun Dasheng?"
"I've seen it twice."
"Oh oh oh twice~! Is it handsome? Is it really good-looking or is it a bad face?"
Daiyu remembered the feeling of that greasy hairy hand rubbing the top of her head at that time, she was suddenly angry, and said angrily: "It's just a monkey, it pushed down the ginseng fruit tree, hum!" and wiped the cumin on my head!I was so angry that I went back to the palace to take a bath overnight.
The fourth sister Wen didn't know, she said in her heart that you are a firm standpoint of Wu Zhuang.
A stream of light flashed across the sky, and in a flash before his eyes, there appeared a noble young man wearing a purple gold crown on his head, a gold inlaid white jade belt around his waist, and a brocade robe of light-white dark flowers. He had red lips, white teeth, skin like white jade, and picturesque eyebrows.
Yao Sanlang ran up to Daiyu in a chattering voice: "I'm back, look at the new clothes, don't they look good~ Yo, Fourth Sister Wen~" She looked so familiar, her clothes were disheveled, her collar was pulled loose by herself, His body smelled of sweat, and he looked lazy after a fight.
Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows lazily: "You're late, the dishes are cold, but I don't have the strength to make new ones for you."
Daiyu pointed to the crab roe and broad beans: "This is delicious."
Yao Sanlang saw that there was a third pair of chopsticks on the table, thinking they were for himself, he was very happy, looked at Fourth Sister Wen, and smiled triumphantly: "Well, now you know that you have a better attitude towards gods? Look at you before What is that attitude towards me?"
Fourth Sister Wen snorted, "Those are your big brother's chopsticks."
"No!!!!" A scream.
Fourth Sister Wen held her face and deliberately pretended to be a young girl Huaichun, blinking her big eyes: "He is very handsome and has perfect biceps, pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs, right?"
"Um...what's a bicep?" Damn eight pack abs!I don't...my belly is white and soft and thin.
Fourth Sister Wen was startled, ah, this word has crossed over: "It's a Western word, it refers to this muscle."
She posed in a bodybuilding pose, rolled up her loose sleeves to her shoulders, puffed up her muscles, poked herself, it was as hard as iron~ very sexy~ huh~
Yao Sanlang circled around: "Sister, why did you bring senior brother here! How many bad things did Wen Si say about me? It's over, senior brother will punish me again!"
Daiyu smiled but didn't answer: "The godmother didn't speak ill of you, and the elder brother didn't talk to her much, don't be afraid."
Yao Sanlang immediately relaxed, sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, tapped the wine glass with chopsticks: "Come, come, pour wine for the young master."
Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows: "I'll pour it for you if I play a ditty."
Yao Sanlang was furious: "Don't beat around the bush and scold me, can't you be more upright? Who doesn't know that only beggars knock on bowls!"
Daiyu couldn't bear it any longer, and slapped him, "You did it yourself!"
Yao Sanlang was also speechless to himself: "I knocked a bowl. Sister, listen to me, those people have finally arrived in Zhuangguo."
【Your courier is dispatching】
Yao Sanlang: "I was followed by Wan Tong. You didn't see them screaming in fright when they saw the banner of Zhuang Guo occupying the capital, and they knelt down and kowtowed together. It's so funny. Like Wen Zelan, show a little respect to the immortals It’s so rare to have no one in your heart.”
【Your courier has been signed for】
Daiyu picked up her wine glass and smiled slightly: "That's great." It's finally delivered. If they are so timid and dare not go, I want to throw them over.
Fourth Sister Wen raised her eyebrows: "People who respect themselves will always respect them."
Daiyu: "Hahahahahahaha"
Yao Sanlang pointed at the door: "Go out and fight with me if you are brave enough."
Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "If you have the ability to compete in cooking~"
Xiao Mian, can't my old lady cure you?
Yao Sanlang froze for a moment, and smiled embarrassingly, he said no, this fat man loves to hold grudges, what if she refuses to teach me how to cook because of my bad mouth?Ahhh why does she have so many unique delicacies! (He doesn't know, this is the crystallization of Chinese and foreign wisdom for hundreds of years~)
I had to forcefully change the subject again, softly: "This crab roe and broad bean is delicious! Haha, the wine is also delicious! Your clothes are soaked, and you still don't change them, and the windows are also open. Aren't you afraid of the cold?"
Fourth Sister Wen didn't feel cold at first, but she shuddered when she heard his tone of voice so gentle.
Yao Sanlang was even more gentle: "Oh, it's really cold, you don't need to accompany us, you go back and change your clothes and drink ginger soup."
Fourth Sister Wen just wanted to say no, I suspect that you must have some serious conspiracy for being so gentle, but her body sneezed out of shame: "AAAAhhh!" Quitting drinking, she was so frightened that she picked up the clothes she had just taken off on the chair and put them on quickly.
Daiyu hurriedly said, "Don't wear wet clothes. Go back and change, I'm leaving."
Fourth Sister Wen felt a little bit reluctant to part with her, but she didn't have to show it: "Go."
Going back to the house to take a shower, change clothes and drink hot spicy soup, that's not a matter for later.
Daiyu left here incognito, followed by a handsome young man who was eating endlessly with a plate of broad beans. She was a little hesitant, and wanted to ask her father something, but now he is definitely not in court, and she will be talked about by her mother for a long time when she returns home. kids don't be so wild'
'The little fairy must have a good look'
"You have to learn to take care of yourself when no one is waiting for you. If you are 555 immortals, you don't have a maid to take good care of you."
'Aren't you hungry if you don't eat? QAQ'
"No one restrains you, you have to learn to take care of yourself, you can't be spoiled by others, you know" - these kind of words, although I know she is a loving mother, but,,, still a little irritated.
She thought for a while, then suddenly looked at Yao Sanlang, couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled: "Brother Sanlang, you go to visit my mother, okay? Talk to her for me."
"Okay, it's right to talk to your mother-in-law. What are you doing, sister?"
"I want to be clean for a while."
...in half an hour...
Jia Min looked at the visiting son-in-law, Yao Sanlang who was sitting in front of him, and sighed deeply in his heart: Dress up well, this little fairy is really handsome and cute, with big eyes blinking and blinking like a very cute look.He looks much better than the previous few times, but since he is young and handsome, girls will definitely like him. I know Daiyu's temper. Now she has a big temper and has her own ideas in her heart. Turn it over?It's easy to fight after practicing martial arts...
I was worried, and suddenly remembered the appearance of my precious Yu'er, and I was secretly proud of myself, hum~ which of you two is more liked by others, I don't know yet. "My son-in-law, what are the rules for getting married there? Tell me about it, so I can prepare the dowry early."
Yao Sanlang blinked: "Master and parents agree."
Jia Min inquired carefully: "Then can we get married in the mortal world? Can I see you get married in my lifetime?"
"Yes." You can get married, but not bridal chamber~╮(╯▽╰)╭She has to wait until she becomes an adult, and I can be impure in more than 180 years, but I have to wait another 400 years~
Jia Min said: "Then what do you say about remarriage when you get married?"
I don't care about the ancient times in the books I read. Remarriages abounded in the Han and Tang Dynasties. In the Song Dynasty, some people talked about gossip. I don't know what period you followed?
Daiyu, who was stealthily eavesdropping: (⊙o⊙) Even if parents have far-reaching plans for their children, you are thinking too far.
Yao Sanlang (⊙o⊙): "Mother-in-law, what are you talking about? How can you be like this? You haven't married yet!" I know you look down on me, but to be honest, I don't think highly of you, stupid mortal snort.Aren't they being polite to each other for Daiyu's sake?Your good health now depends entirely on my magical power, if you want to drive a wedge between the two of us, I will withdraw the power of the spell and let nature take its course!
Jia Min sighed: "My son-in-law, don't worry. Listen to me tell you in detail, as for ordinary couples, even if they quarrel, they should be patient a little. After a few years, when they get older, things are taken lightly. If they work together for a hundred years That's all.
Ru Hai and I also had discord when we were young, we just thought about the time we could be together, but it’s better to cherish it for decades.
But with you, time is worthless, you won't argue about one thing for hundreds of years, right? "
Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "Oh, that's it, don't worry, my junior sister and I will never quarrel, I will listen to her in everything."
Daiyu: ...Well, he is telling the truth.
Jia Min felt a little bit that he had no resourcefulness and standpoint. After thinking about it, he has become a fairy, doing nothing all day long, not being an official, and not having to support his family. There is nothing wrong with being lazy and obedient.Ordinary people can still plan to become officials, and officials can look forward to being appointed as marquises and ministers, what hope do immortals have?It's good to be so considerate, I've worked hard for several years but I can't make Ruhai obey me in everything, Daiyu really saves effort.
Then he smiled and said: "That's fine, but don't listen to her completely. If you live together in the future, everything needs to be discussed. There will always be negligence in people."
Yao Sanlang nodded gently and smiled apologetically: "You're right." Privately, he sent a voice transmission to Daiyu: [What does your mother want me to do?Or should I tell her that you listen to me very much? ]
Daiyu thought for a while: [No, then she will tell you to discuss everything with me more. ]
Yao Sanlang: [Forget it, I'll just treat her as my own mother.If my mother was still alive (and it wasn't because she threw me away but because of other accidents), she would still be nagging like this. ]
10 minutes later.
Yao Sanlang: [I don't need a mother, I only need a senior brother!Help, let me go. ]
[Sister, come out and save me!If you want to be quiet for a while, you really want to hide from the quiet!Aren't we two mentally handicapped, why did she give such detailed instructions? ]
[You can't lose your temper, you can't hate her, you can't roll your eyes... hold back! ]
The author has something to say: Today, during dysmenorrhea... the condition is worse than yesterday.Thanks to the fourth sister Wen, she is interesting to write~
Daiyu is a narrow-minded baby, hee hee hee, Brother Monkey has held grudges for 1 years!
Ma Ma's gentle nagging can always drive people crazy.
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The man of Mei Ziyi originally wanted to write about Jiao Enjun, but unfortunately he is cute and funny on the set. Although Leslie Cheung is also a funny monkey, I still feel that my brother has a good attitude no matter how crazy he is... and his good movie is even more Too many, Brother Jiao was delayed by bad movies and bad scripts.I like both of them very much~