novelraw Chapter 192 Full Attendance This Month~~
Chapter 192 Full Attendance This Month~~
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes: "You can hold on, because you don't like her as much as I do."
Senior brother Huangfu also rolled his eyes: "This is what I said, you two are engaged, if you are not in a hurry, who is in a hurry? It has nothing to do with me. Don't worry if you haven't slept for 50 years. It's fine if you don't die from starvation. Well, I Let's go. Don't send it."
Yao Sanlang chased him out and shouted: "Don't worry, no one will send you off!"
Daiyu knocked on him behind the back: "Sanlang! Why do you have to add a word, come in, it's nothing serious these days?"
Yao Sanlang touched his face and said solemnly: "Yes, there is a very important event."
"what's up?"
Yao Sanlang yelled: "I haven't slept for eight days! I'm so anxious! You see I have dark circles and wrinkles!"
Daiyu pinched his face with a smile: "He is already a few hundred years old, and he is still so tender, what more do you want."
Yao Sanlang stretched out his head: "Pinch it again, it's so comfortable."
Daiyu pinched him lightly again, of course she wouldn't use too much force on him: "I heard that in the fairy world, it takes a few hundred years to be considered an adult."
Yao Sanlang cried faintly on the table with his mouth flattened, he hammered the table and said: "Yes! There are still more than 400 years before we can become immortals... According to the mortal world, we only have to wait for four years! Why am I in such a hurry to take you there? Apprenticeship! In the future, others will say that I am stupid, how can I refute it!"
Daiyu laughed heartlessly: "Hahahaha" For more than 480 years, it feels so far away.
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes and sat up, and said very seriously: "Junior Sister, I beg you for one thing."
Daiyu nodded with a smile: "I know, I will never tell outsiders that you accidentally forgot the time gap, as long as you don't mention Lu yourself."
Yao Sanlang heaved a sigh of relief: "Don't worry, I seldom say anything wrong." He was relieved now, and his face was a little sleepy.
Daiyu said: "Go to sleep for a while, you are so sleepy that you can hardly keep your eyes open, I will go out for a while."
Yao Sanlang threw himself on the edge of the cloud bed, rolled over and lay down on the bed, saying: "Father-in-law and mother-in-law don't know about your going out, and the emperor and empress don't know that you've been in meditation for ten days since you came back. Oh, Fourth Sister Wen knows you're going out." She's annoying, so I'll tell her."
Daiyu didn't need to think about how the godmother would cheat the answer: "Yes."
Yao Sanlang lay on the bed with his clothes on, raised his head and thought for a while: "There is nothing else, I'm going to sleep, (~o~)~zZ"
She also wanted to ask if the cultivators who came to look for the fairy fate were still making trouble, but he was already asleep, so she didn't want to ask any more, went out of the house, closed the door, and left incognito.Pretend you just came back.
First go to the suburbs of Beijing, choose a place with no one around to create a cloud, and start toning.I can use illusion to color. At first I wanted to use Hongyun, but I felt something wrong when I saw it. The red cloud seems to be: a precursor to fire/baby reincarnation/earthquake.
If it's purely white clouds, I think it's too plain to look good, and it's inconspicuous.
The big brother's cloud is very beautiful, it is... light purple, after adjusting for a while, it looks like it.
So at noon in late autumn, under the eyes of everyone, a white rainbow wrapped in purple air came from the sky and fell into the imperial city.
Everyone shouted and moved: "What is that?"
"Purple Qi coming from the east is a good omen!"
"Is something going to happen?"
Daiyu fell directly into her Fengxian Palace. She really couldn't comment on this simple and rude name. The little eunuchs on both sides of the palace gate watched the little princess land on the cloud, and hurriedly bowed down: "Welcome princess."
Shang Gong and the maid ran out to greet her together: "Congratulations, Princess." I was also a little puzzled in my heart, you live in the palace every day, you just went out for a walk, how did you come back by riding a cloud in the blink of an eye?The princess can ride the clouds!I have always heard that she is a fairy, but it is true!
Daiyu went straight into the main room, and brushed off the dust that didn't exist on her body: "Get ready to take a bath."
Shang Gong turned his head and told the maidservant: "Go prepare the fragrant soup." He entered the room again: "Princess..." He was stunned for a while.The princess in front of me is very different from the princess I saw in the past ten days. Although there is no difference in appearance, stature, and clothing, the temperament of the person is different.No matter how serious Yao Sanlang pretended to be, he couldn't stop his occasional cunning and stupidity, as well as his laziness when reading and writing.As for the real eldest princess Xuanzhen, she is so spiritually refined and elegant, and her mannerisms are also different.
Daiyu knew that Yao Sanlang was not pretending well when she saw her expression, so she quickly imitated Yao Sanlang's expression and raised her eyebrows, trying to seamlessly connect the two personalities, and said lazily, "What's wrong?"
Shang Gong breathed a sigh of relief: "Princess, choose clothes now or after bathing?"
"Now."
Beckoning, eight maids came over and unfolded four dresses and four skirts for her to choose, and if she didn't like this batch, she would change another batch.
The emperor is still in the period of filial piety. Although his intestines are green with regret, he still insists on the surface, because the stupid ministers did not jointly sign a memorial to beg him not to keep his filial piety. If he does not continue to insist, it will be recorded in the history books Make a note.
Therefore, all the women in the harem can only wear black, white, cyan, and blue without embroidery.
Daiyu chose a white beige at random, and paired it with a blue pleated skirt without embroidery... The clothes were not embroidered, the material was also of a solid color, and the styles were all fixed, so it would be boring to change the patterns.
After taking a bath, she tied up her black hair with only a pearl hairpin and a plain silver hairpin, and took a chariot to Yongfu Palace.
The queen in Yongfu Palace was playing chess with herself, just now she heard the maid report that a white rainbow fell on Fengxian Palace, she was secretly happy that Daiyu is back!Finally someone to play with me!I really have nothing to praise Yao Shenxian for that stinky chess player!Immediately ordered people to set up the chessboard, and waited for Daiyu to come, but she didn't come after waiting, and she didn't come after waiting, she couldn't wait anymore, and played with herself.
"Your Majesty, the princess asks to see you."
"Please."
As soon as Daiyu entered the room, the maids served tea and went out one after another, even Shang Gong also went out.
She was a little puzzled, and stepped forward to salute: "Sister-in-law."
Hey, the carpet on the floor looks familiar. Is this the Western Region carpet I bought?so beautiful~
The queen smiled like a flower: "Good Yu'er, you are back. I saw you coming in, and I knew it was you. Come and sit down."
Before Daiyu sat down, she couldn't bear to pick up one and put it in the mess: "Why did they all go out as soon as I came in?"
The queen said: "Shenxian Yao often loses his composure. Do I dare to let them stay in the room? He really thinks of himself as a girl. My newly steamed rouge ointment has too much honey. He put it on and went to the mirror." The former scratched his head and posed, which made me laugh and helpless, and the former embroidered a purse for me. Where did you go, and why did you come back so early?"
Daiyu said: "I went to the deep mountain to clean up for ten days, but I was driven down the mountain by the senior brother. He told me not to hide." Well, the senior brother didn't say this, I guess he wouldn't care if I said it in his name What, he himself is doing things under various guises.
The queen smiled softly: "I heard Yao Sanlang talk about this. Even if those people worry you, you don't need to hide. They just hang around waiting outside the palace, and they can't enter the palace. Why do you leave? Thanks to the palace The middle is clean, my wife will enter the palace tomorrow to pay her respects, and I can help you cover it up, Yao Sanlang is really not suitable for pretending to be you. He looks like a monkey, so lively and active."
Your child has lived a very clean life since childhood. You only have parents and two relatives in your family. You don't see relatives, and you don't have brothers and sisters.When you come to the palace, it's no different from the chaotic inner courtyards of the ancient palaces. The empress dowager and concubines can't make any troubles. You are used to being quiet, and you can't stand the slightest disturbance.Delicate young lady.
Daiyu blushed with embarrassment, and continued to lie: "The mountain is clean, seniors have their own ways, and besides, I finished my homework, so I just go back to let senior senior correct me."
Yao Sanlang didn't say that those people entered the palace at night, for fear that they would be uneasy, so I won't say anything.
The queen no longer questioned her in detail: "How is the food and living here on the mountain? What's not satisfactory?" Seeing that her hair was black and shiny and a little fluffy, it seemed that she had just washed her hair - just after washing her hair and yesterday. The effect of washing the hair looks quite different.
Daiyu said: "You can eat fruit, or you can eat bigu. You have to prepare your own bath water. How can I do it? Take a bath first before I dare to come to see you." Now my lying is getting smoother and smoother.
The queen laughed loudly: "Sure enough, she is a young lady who doesn't work hard and doesn't distinguish between five grains."
Daiyu protested: "I don't have any limbs that don't work. I can recognize the cooked grains and put them in a bowl."
The queen put her arms around her and sniffed the fragrance, and held her tightly without letting go: "It smells so good, it seems that people who have cultivated immortality are different from ordinary people like me. They haven't bathed for more than ten days, so they are dyed with fragrance. Let me also get a little bit of fairy spirit~"
I really want to hug... Phew... During the filial piety, I can do nothing, but I can't do without hugs, I feel uncomfortable all over.
Daiyu hugged her, and also smelled a faint fragrance, as well as a woman's body fragrance, which was magical and graceful.
The aroma is different from that of my mother's body, it smells very good, soft and fragrant.
She complained: "Although I don't smell like sweat, I feel uncomfortable."
The empress laughed and trembled: "There is no place in the palace to teach you about this, so I will copy some fragrant soup recipes for you some other day."
Daiyu asked, "Isn't it mugwort, calamus and bluegrass?"
"What is that? I haven't used it. Before the Dragon Boat Festival, I will use mugwort leaves and calamus to boil water to bathe. Before fasting in the palace, I use five-spice soup 'Angelica dahurica, peach skin, cypress leaves, Lingling, green wood fragrance'. I use Guishui before and after. Boiling water with seven whites, mixed with honey, can nourish the body." The queen's heart moved, and there was a big problem.
Daiyu has seen another prescription for five-spice soup: one tendon of orchid incense, one tendon of jinghua, one tendon of Linglingxiang, one tendon of green wood, one tendon of white sandalwood, and all five things, cut them with water, two tendons and five buckets, boil Take one muscle and two buckets to bathe yourself.This soup wards off evil, removes the unknown, qi subdues the gods, uses it to bathe, and cures head wind.The five fragrances here, the first three are fragrant flowers, and the last two are fragrant woods. The five fragrances are blended, and the fragrance is so strong that ghosts and gods are also shocked.
The queen asked in a low voice: "You have read a lot of books. Have you ever heard of slaying the red dragon?" of.
Daiyu was a little shy: "I saw it when I was studying, but after I became a teacher, I didn't see it in the book I got."
The teaching material that the elder brother gave me was written by himself... He doesn't know about slaying red dragons, does he?Too bad, the master only has me as a female apprentice, and the senior brother only has me as a junior junior sister. They don't know about slaying the red dragon at all, right?
The queen thought about it carefully, and thought of many ancient people in the legend. The legendary fairy Yaoji got married and gave birth to children; Zeng went down to earth to sleep with a certain handsome young man, gave birth to a child and never went back; from this point of view, the fairies should not have killed the red dragon, or else they have other secret methods to give birth to children, and I really admire them. One, holding two for three years, I waited ten years to give birth to one, and I have to wait for the emperor to come out of the filial piety period to have another one.
Immediately, he put his arms around Daiyu's neck and rubbed her sweet and tender face: "Don't think about it, it won't be too late to think about it when you are thirteen or fourteen years old."
Daiyu was shy and silent.I have only seen this kind of knowledge from medical books, so it's not like I don't understand it at all.
In the next room, a baby burst into tears. Even the young and handsome prince, the majestic and cold emperor in the future, now there are stories of urinating his face when changing diapers.Three nurses, four nuns, and a row of maids hurriedly wiped the urine off his face, and wiped him clean with hot water. Before he could wrap a clean diaper, the queen came in person.
"Your Majesty is a thousand years old."
"No. Why is my son crying? What's the reason this time?"
The mothers and nurses quickly explained: "The prince was just changing the diaper, and he peed again, messing with himself. The servants are cleaning up."
Seeing Daiyu hiding behind and refusing to come forward, the queen herself was a bit of a clean freak: "Clean it up, and bring me here to show you." She took Daiyu back to sit down again, and she smiled happily: "Sis is white and soft. Fat is fun."
Daiyu asked, "Which one is four?"
The queen said: "The tiger's mouth comes from the scorpion."
"Oh~ this baby name is interesting." The ancient auspicious beast "兕" is shaped like a cow (buffalo), pale black (blue-black), and a horn (a horn like a unicorn).Every time the world will prosper, and the present world will emerge. The most famous of "兕" is Banjiao Qingniu (mountain of Taishang Laojun).
After a while, the nanny brought the prince over. The child wore thicker clothes in late autumn than others, and looked like a freshly peeled rice dumpling. It was soft and sticky and called: "na~na"
The queen took it and hugged it in her arms, her face gradually turned red: "Since having him, I have gained a lot of strength." What a heavy little chubby man!
The prince stretched out his hands to touch her face and head: "Ahh~"
"Good baby~" the queen said: "He will soon be able to talk, he seemed to call mother yesterday."
Daiyu said: "I haven't seen you for ten days, it seems to have grown a lot."
"Yeah, it's getting heavier every day!" The queen gradually couldn't hold her in her arms, so she quickly hugged her in her arms again. The weight of nearly ten kilograms was on her legs and her legs became numb, and she couldn't hold her in her arms anymore.The heaviest thing the empress usually carries is books, and if there are more than three books, she will be handed over to the maid to hold them. Now her strength is indeed much stronger, but she can't hold back the child's rapid growth.
The queen finally gave up, panting and flushed, she put the prince on the bed, made him crawl and roll, and tried to stand up while holding on to the railing.Sip some tea and slowly exert your strength: "Wen Zelan handed over the booklet, saying that she was injured and would not be able to enter the palace for an audience tomorrow. Hey, her child has not yet turned one year old, so she ran to work, so why rush like this? How old is her daughter? ? Does it look strong? Is it white? Is it smart?"
Daiyu replied: "Plump and very white. According to the godmother, when you take a bath, it's like a glutinous rice ball, but when you wipe it off, it's like a steamed bun. Whether you're smart or not, you can't tell."
The queen laughed so much that she almost threw the cup away, glutinous rice balls hahahaha, steamed buns hahahahaha, hahaha.
Daiyu had no idea why she was smiling, there was a slight difference between the smiles of married women and unmarried girls.
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There is a famous Li He stir-fried chestnut in the capital, which is famous all over the world.Whether it is a dignitary or a commoner, they all desperately want to buy his family's candied chestnuts.
Fourth Sister Wen was lying on a rocking chair at home, watching the boys peel sugar-fried chestnuts. She was injured and could not enjoy the joy of peeling chestnuts.The good arm hugs the daughter, and the newly injured arm picks up chestnut kernels to eat.The outer skin of the wound has healed, but the muscles inside have been severed and are not as strong and flexible as before.It is necessary to keep moving and exercise slowly. She is stretching her arms and holding chestnuts for exercise again and again.tasty!So happy!You don't have to go out anymore!Research new recipes at home.
As for the saddest thing, there is also one thing, because she didn't like to move after the injury, she tried to nourish herself... she has regained her original bear shape.She sighed sadly: "Peel off a plate and send it to the back kitchen to stew chestnut chicken." To lose weight, I don't eat braised pork anymore, all the fried dishes and "boiled dishes that are clearly boiled in oil" are also To say goodbye.
When will you grow up my little baby!When you can talk, I will not be so boring. I can teach you how to eat, teach you martial arts, and teach you to taste all kinds of delicacies in the world.Then...you were arrested by your father to arrange a lot of homework. [point wax]
I suspect he is making a class schedule for you right now, just in case.On the way back, he kept telling me that if he died suddenly, how should I take over his large stall, and who should be in charge within that range, I guess he was not worried about me arranging courses for you.
On the third day after Zhuo Dong came back to Beijing, he was still called into the palace by the emperor to talk, today was different from usual, he was very preoccupied when he entered the palace. "Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live."
Sitting behind the Longshu table, the emperor sank like water: "Zhuo Qing is not polite. Step back from the left and right."
"According to the order."
The emperor leaned back and lay lazily on the big cushion behind the dragon chair: "Come east, sit down."
Duobao brought him Xiudun, and even gave him a seat in front of the emperor without a backrest.
Zhuo Donglai sat down and laughed: "Congratulations Erlang."
The emperor lazily stretched his waist: "Where does the joy come from?" Recently, I feel uncomfortable, my mouth is blistered, and it hurts when I eat. I think that crabs are cold and eat it to get rid of the fire. After eating a few, the fire is more serious up.
What did the doctor say?Deficiency of yang burns, first leading to yang hyperactivity and yin deficiency-you just say that I am dissatisfied with desires?I got married at the age of 16, and only now know the suffering of being single.
The queen is getting more cute and cute day by day. Now I see that Yao Sanlang and Zhuo Donglai are more handsome than before, and even Duobao is a little cute.
Zhuo Donglai said: "The frontier is stable, the world is also stable, isn't it the blessing of His Majesty?"
The emperor snorted, his face full of desire and dissatisfaction: "It's nothing now, if the time can jump to two years in an instant, it will be a blessing."
The queen became more and more unkind. Not only did she not help me, she even refused to let me hug her.snort.He stared at Zhuo Donglai heavily: "Where is the thing I want, have you brought it?"
"This..."
"From the first day you returned to Beijing, I asked you to find it for me. I said yesterday that I couldn't find it. Could it be that I can't find it today?"
Zhuo Donglai took out three booklets from his pocket, and took out a scroll from his sleeve: "Erlang, it's not that I'm not dedicated, you have too many picture albums in your collection, and it's not easy to find high-quality goods that are not in the catalogue. Look here .”
What a shame, an indescribable shame, I was just a court eagle dog before, but now I am simply a traitor!Bringing you a woman secretly is not as embarrassing as sending people around to collect Luo stupid palace pictures!You've collected hundreds of copies and still can't get enough!What the hell reason is there is no response after reading the same book three times!
The emperor flipped through it casually, um, as expected, he had never seen it before, and it was indeed a fine product. He was overjoyed: "Dong Lai, you are really amazing! Ajaan said in his letter that he had been collecting for a long time, and the people there were bold and generous, and the paintings he painted were also very good." Careless. There hasn’t been a new album in the capital for a long time.”
Zhuo Donglai: I don't want to hear it.I have already hired several painters at a high price to make a new album.
Well, it’s not a cure for the symptoms.It's a pity that Dr. Guanglu is not qualified to go to the court to listen to the government, otherwise, I will definitely play a book in the court, and your majesty must have more children for the country and society.
The emperor blinked impatiently, and said subtly: "Dong Lai, I see that you really want to leave."
Zhuo Donglai immediately stood up: "Yes. I want to meet Yao Sanlang."
The emperor said: "Go. Wait a minute! Come back to see me in half an hour. I have something to tell you. Don't be in a hurry now." Said that there is no rush, other things are urgent.
The foreign ministers walking in the palace were naturally escorted by two guards and two internal servants, and escorted outside the Taoist temple, Zhuo Donglai scattered a handful of scattered silver: "Thank you."
After entering the Taoist temple and closing the door, he strode angrily into the main hall, and saw a silkworm baby on the cloud bed, and Yao Sanlang was sleeping sweetly wrapped in a quilt.
He strode forward, picked it up and shook it: "Are you still in the mood to sleep? You bought the list with me two months ago, and now everyone on the list has disappeared!" Did you take it to make alchemy?
Yao Sanlang yawned lazily: "Believe it or not, let me beat you?"
Zhuo Donglai sneered and said, "I asked Ze Lan to instigate the princess to beat you, do you believe it or not?"
Yao Sanlang's eyes widened and he said angrily, "Daiyu won't hit me! I can beat you and make you lose your memory."
"Oh, Zhuo has no other skills, but is best at holding grudges. The emperor knows that I'm here to find you."
Yao Sanlang was speechless, and pulled the skirt out of his hands: "If you have something to say, just talk, you sell me the list, I pay for what you want, what's the problem? Those people are not yours, I got them What does going there have to do with you?"
Zhuo Donglai said calmly: "There is a cottage that belongs to me."
Yao Sanlang sat up and stared at him: "Ah? What?"
Zhuo Donglai's face was light: "Life is alive, always leave yourself a way out. They disappeared for more than ten days, but they haven't heard back yet. If they were either killed, they were locked in a heavily guarded A dark place."
Yao Sanlang was speechless: "What I want is a list that has disappeared and no one cares about it. Why do you put your own people in there?"
"I'm curious."
"That's not what you said when you sold me the list! You said you weren't curious at all! You just wanted to do business."
"If you've done business, you should know that a businessman doesn't have too many truths. As a fairy, Yao Shenxian can't tell the truth from the fake. Isn't it more embarrassing than Zhuo's back-and-forth?"
Yao Sanlang raised his head arrogantly: "So what? I'm used to being ashamed. With your attitude today, you will never get those people back!"
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said: "Of course I don't have to bring those people back. Those people may not be needed until they die, but we still have business to do, don't we? No matter what you want, my price is this, the truth."
Yao Sanlang said in his heart: I should tell the senior brother that you are a rare talent, snatch you over to serve my senior brother, and then, ho ho ho, I can suppress you from the identity!I'm Chi Xiu's younger brother, and you will be his servant!
The author has something to say: I have never given birth to or raised a child, and I feel nervous about writing about the baby!
The emperor and empress were all dissatisfied with their desires, and the sky thunder set off the fire, and it was about to explode, hehehe.
Our dear kebab god Yao Sanlang is going to die!