novelraw Chapter 188 Recruiting Talents
Chapter 188 Recruiting Talents
Immortal Zhenyuan said with a sullen face, "You act like Yunqi, go with him and keep an eye on him."
Senior brother Chi Xiu listened to this from a distance, and was so frightened that he slipped and fell off the roof, thinking that I really have to stop this, the master cared and the disciple appreciated it, but. . .
Daiyu turned pale with shock: "Master! Yao Yunqi has so many enemies, with his appearance, there must be many old grievances coming to me!"
"Well, that's right." Immortal Zhenyuan calculated his equipment, tsk, those people like to refine a lot of magic weapons for their apprentices, I don't have that hobby.
She was a little apprehensive: "Master, you asked me to follow Senior Brother, can I just use my own appearance?"
Zhenyuan Daxian said: "You are too young. You are considered a boy under five hundred years old. You are about the same age as a baby. It is inconvenient to do things. With the appearance of Yunqi, if there is a turning point, it is easy to handle." He is good at taking the blame .
Daiyu: Huh?I'm still a baby?Just now I felt that I was going to be old, I had grown up, and it turned out that there were still more than 480 years?What does 'there's a twist' mean?
Immortal Zhenyuan stretched out his hand, licked her collar with two fingers, and gently carried her to the side, and in a bad mood, he slapped Chi Xiu who was in the distance, and shouted loudly: "Sinister! Get out of here!" !"
Chi Xiu drew a beautiful streamlined shape in the air and flew into the distance. "Ahhh~~" A long scream came from afar.
Both of their voices were filled with real qi, although they were not shouting at the top of their lungs, they could still be heard clearly by people with a radius of a hundred miles.
The powerful people who were farther away were moved in their hearts, hearing or counting the changes in Longevity Mountain.
The Great Emperor Gouchen of the Heavenly Court was confronting Princess Longji to shirk his responsibilities. The Great Emperor Gouchen said: "This mortal son of heaven enshrines Zen as a sacrifice to the sky, and he should be looked down upon by Emperor Haotian. The princess is in charge of supervising the country, so how can I push her away?" me?"
Princess Longji also didn't want to go: "All the emperors in the world who can ascend to heaven belong to His Majesty, why can't they go now?"
Emperor Gouchen said that it is annoying, the emperors are all stupid, disregarding righteousness for petty gains, and like cronyism, saying that the rule of benevolence and morality can't even be the rule of law, I want to see them Pretend, hum.
When the last emperor offered sacrifices to heaven, I was tricked by you to listen to his nonsense. "Three years later, why worry?"
Princess Longji said in her heart, it is indeed three years later, but if I don’t shirk it to you now, I will go to see him to sacrifice to heaven... After meeting him, all his merits and demerits over the years are all in front of my eyes , but what he said was definitely not the truth, it was too embarrassing.
Just when they were about to speak, they heard a shout and a scream that sounded fake. They couldn't help but smile at each other, but they continued to push each other about it.
The Tathagata Buddha of Xitian Daleiyin Temple was preaching scriptures, buzzing, and suddenly heard this loud shout and stopped.
The golden-winged roc who was dozing off next to him opened his eyes: "Interesting, uncle, let's go for a walk, good nephew, don't worry."
The Tathagata Buddha thought that this guy was going out to grab something to eat. Since the golden-winged roc, a cheap uncle, has been called uncle since he was captured, he really annoys the Buddha. I want to cut him off, and he himself said this It belongs to uncle.Get out now, fine.
A phantom flashed on the body of Zhantan Gongde Buddha who was meditating/sleeping next to him, and the golden-winged roc shook its wings and deliberately shook off a lot of feathers. film.
Tathagata Buddha: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Little Feather is so annoying!
In the slanting moon and three-star cave on Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, Patriarch Bodhi is preaching to Monkey King.
Yes, being a teacher does not mean that you can stop learning, and this monkey has delayed his studies for at least 500 years... He only learned to fight, and there are many things that can be learned or not. It is better to listen to it and know a little bit .
Sun Dasheng is a very self-motivated monkey, he is learning to calculate and divination!After Bodhi Patriarch Youyou's admonishment, after he felt a little insecure to idle around here, he started to study!Hearing this shout suddenly, he smiled and said: "Master, I counted, something big must have happened."
Patriarch Bodhi knocked him on the head: "Monkey head, restless in the room!"
Sun Wukong's eyes couldn't help but glanced in that direction a few times, and said with a playful smile: "I won't go, I won't go, the last time I went to Wuzhuang Temple, someone stole a peach, now that Daxian has such a temper, go again He must have caught him and shaved his hair and pretended to be Chi Xiu."
Patriarch Bodhi couldn't hold back and laughed: "If you want to change, change, what's the point of shaving?"
"Master, master, didn't you see it? If all the hair on my body is gone, what is the difference from Chi Xiu? The rankings of Yang Xiaoer, him, and Nezha's beautiful men in the fairy world are not real. These Fairies who engage in rankings, your vision is too narrow!"
Patriarch Bodhi laughed: "You are the most beautiful among the monkey kings, and you are not satisfied? How dare you speak wild words." He is a tall, broad, strong and brave man, you are a thin and hopping monkey, you can really brag.
Zhao Xuantan was playing mahjong with Mistress Sanxiao in the Temple of Fortune, he broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this shout, and didn't even notice that Yunxiao had secretly changed his cards.After pondering for a long time: "Seven stars are not reliable."
"Damn it! If you make a mistake, take it back, brother hold on."
"Brother is very stable."
"Brother, roll on."
Baby Daiyu was so shocked that she didn't dare to speak and almost cried.Big brother yingyingying is so good, although what he did was too bold, but, master, how can you bear to do it...
Many senior brothers could be seen outside the door shouting in shock: "Senior brother, what happened?"
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong? What are you doing?"
"Hiss~! Hiss!" Chased in Chi Xiu's direction.
Immortal Zhenyuan sighed: "Follow me." When he entered the inner room, he turned his face and saw a small tearbag, two bags of tears in his eyes rolled back and forth and resisted not falling, his expression was sad.Seeing it, his heart softened, he sighed, and took out a handkerchief from his sleeve: "Don't cry."
[Daiyu achieved achievement: Everyone will give her a handkerchief]
Daiyu wiped away her tears, seeing his strange attitude, not very angry: "Master, is senior brother injured?"
"Hmph, he is more durable than Yao Yunqi. This is a handkerchief I made after imitating the map of Shanhe Sheji. It can trap people into illusions and manipulate them at will." Daxian took something out of his sleeve unhappily: "My Floating dust, it has been raised for more than 3000 years. The spirit of the weapon is very lazy, and it will roll you back when life and death are at stake. Gold bricks, Nezha are the same style, and it saves effort to beat people when sacrificed. Yuzan, that's all, this thing consumes too much mana, you use it Don't move it." He waved his hand again, rolled over dozens of bottles of pills: "Bring it!"
Daiyu looked at him speechlessly, and sighed: "Master..."
If you want to help Eldest Brother, you can help, or if you don’t want to help, let him go down the mountain and go to work on his own. He scared me to do something for no reason, and I was so scared that I cried!
How embarrassing.I'm such a kid, I'm not calm at all.
"Hmph!" Immortal Zhenyuan meditated on the cloud bed, closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.
She was holding the jade bottle and wanted to put it in her sleeve, but she couldn't put it in. The universe in her sleeve was already full, so she had to tidy it up. "Master, my sleeve is full, go back and put it away."
"Throw it on the ground. Your elder brother was shot flying. Go back to the house to pack up your things before chasing him, is it plausible?"
With a blushing face, Daiyu took out two cantaloupe and a huge watermelon, and then remembered the gift that the queen asked her to bring, ten bolts of silk, put them in a jade bottle, packed the smaller gold bricks, took the dust, and left. go.
Immortal Zhenyuan raised his hand and splashed a glass of water, the water condensed into a mirror in the air, then grabbed the remaining breath of her in the room and threw it into the water, seeing what she saw around her was reflected in the water.
Daiyu hurriedly got up on the clouds, not caring about many rules, not knowing where the elder brother was beaten and flew, she followed the direction to find the past, couldn't help stamping her feet, and muttered to herself: "Eldest brother is really deep in thought, he doesn't It’s a pity to participate in politics. Talent! In the Han Dynasty, he must be Wang Mang. Master,,, is he angry because he disagrees, or is he angry because the elder brother didn’t tell him? Why didn’t the elder brother report to the master? This matter sounds very It’s difficult, but it’s not a bad thing.”
After muttering a few words, I looked forward, surrounded by a sea of clouds, and the direction can only be judged by feeling.He only knew that there was a mountain behind him, and the front was probably the direction where the senior brother was sent flying.After searching for a few miles, I saw a man standing on the top of a cloud, a green robe was blown by the breeze and wrapped around his tall, lean and powerful body, and a low scream could be heard. 'So handsome~'
"Big Brother."
Chi Xiu smiled lightly, and stretched out his hand to help her onto his cloud: "I'll just wait for you."
The screaming voice shouted again: "Oh! Chi Xiu's daughter is so cute and cute! I didn't expect such good luck today!"
Dai Yuzai looked at him carefully: "Aren't you injured?"
Chi Xiu laughed and said, "How could you get hurt? Master is very gentle."
Daiyu was speechless for a while, then asked in a low voice: "Brother, are you going to start working?"
"It's today. I've been waiting for years."
Daiyu really felt that she had nothing to say, but she was a little awkward standing there, so she could only ask, "Have all the brothers gone?"
"Ah."
"Is Master really not aware of this matter?" Or is he pretending not to know?Serious pretense?In Journey to the West, he pretended not to see through Brother Hou's blindfold, how could he not see through.
Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "There is no solution to this problem." Master has always been gentle and introverted, and he likes to slow others down by one or two steps in everything. During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, he pretended to be ignorant, and only came out after the fight. .
He thought of the past, found it interesting, and said again: "Have you read the heavenly rules I gave you?"
Daiyu said: "I read some, but I didn't read all of them." In what direction does the senior brother want to train me?Even if I have all kinds of talents, yes, I am capable of both literature and military affairs and I know a little about politics, but my interest lies in poetry and poetry.
Chi Xiu said: "Students who have not left the master and are under two hundred years old, no matter what mistakes they make, they will be taken back by the master to discipline them, saying that it is to protect the minors."
Daiyu was startled: "So many years? No wonder Nezha was not punished back then."
Chi Xiu said: "This rule is that Master Taiyi knows that Nezha is going to cause trouble, so he will go to the Heavenly Court one step earlier, and ask them to add it."
Daiyu: "..."
Chi Xiu said: "Chanjiao dotes on his disciples too much, he spoils each of them so boldly that he dares to do anything."
Daiyu smiled and said nothing.It seems that Master loves you too.
After walking some distance in the sea of clouds, the cloud head was soon pressed down, and Chi Xiu pointed to the mountain below: "First, you have to walk [-] miles to Shituo Ridge, and then walk [-] miles to the capital of Shituo Kingdom." The city Lion Camel City. Other places are deserted, and I haven't expanded yet."
Although this country is not as big as the Central Plains, it is not too small.
What Daiyu saw was green mountains, green grass, melons and fruits in the books, wolves and insects running, and elk playing.
After walking a little further, there is a mountain that is neither high nor steep, but it is extremely beautiful, and the trees are golden and red, which reminds people of the phrase "who will be stained with frost when dawn comes, and the forest will be drunk".
Although the scenery is beautiful, there are large pieces of bones on the ground, and the bones are dry and dull under the sun, and the wind is miserable.
Lion Camel City is huge, but it is full of bones. The piles of bones cover the streets, and it is impossible to tell whether the ground is bluestone bricks or dirt roads.Every bone is clean, and the richest one has a thin layer of dried skin.
It can be seen at a cursory glance that some of these bones are human bones, while others are animal bones. There are horns on the skulls that do not look like humans. The dry animal skins are dull, and even a grain of sand falls can break it.
What was even more frightening was that some bones were scattered here and there, with gums on them, which looked like they had been eaten, and some of them were separated from top to bottom, as if they were broken by sticks in the middle.
Daiyu took out a handkerchief, which is the master's magic weapon, kicked it up and took out her own handkerchief, covered her mouth and nose and shouted: "Brother, this place is so gloomy." I want to go back... huh?Feel at ease suddenly?Did someone throw a spell on me?
Immortal Zhenyuan: What are you afraid of!I'm afraid to go out with all my belongings!snort!
It was indeed terrifyingly quiet, there was not even a little wind, and there was a faint mist in the air. In the mist, there were countless ghosts floating numbly, covering the entire Lion Camel City.
Fortunately, there was a large white cloud above the gray mist, and dozens of people were dangling there.
Zi Shu fell into Wu's arms and wailed: "This place is terrible!"
Chi Xiu stopped outside the mist and looked to the west: "Don't be afraid, someone will come to save you."
"Chirp hahahaha~" A golden-winged roc flew over, covering the sky and covering the sun. When it got close, it seemed to be as big as a dark cloud. It suddenly retracted its wings and fell down. Dozens of monks fell from its ribs, and they were almost in The ground rolled into a ball.
Jin Chanzi complained: "I said you should be on the safe side."
"My dear brother, I'll wait for a long time." The golden-winged roc changed into a man in a black brocade robe. He just said hello to Chi Xiu, and then leaned in front of Daiyu: "Oh, so tender, this is the dry food you brought Is it? I remember you don't eat people."
Daiyu: I knew you were a villain, a villain for a day and a villain for life, how could the elder brother cooperate with someone like you.
Chi Xiu frowned and said: "This is my junior sister, and you and I have an appointment first, only the heinous people will eat for you, don't eat indiscriminately."
"Just kidding, I never like pretty girls. I heard that she has the ability to grab peaches with a monkey's mouth. Your Longevity Hill is really full of talents."
Daiyu: (⊙v⊙) Huh?Monkey's mouth grabs the peach... Are you complimenting me or scolding me?
Chi Xiu turned to the monks on the ground: "Master Jinchan, all eminent monks, the evil spirits in the city are here to help you all."
The monks looked around: "It is the duty of a poor monk to save the wronged souls, but these bones have never been buried, and the wronged souls are attached to the bones and cannot be saved."
Chi Xiu looked left and right, but didn't quite understand: "Whether it's burning or burying, please clarify, master?"
The golden-winged roc wandered around, picked up a wolf's head with a string of beads on it, and said sadly, "Did he know how to tell jokes when he was alive?"
After walking a few more steps, he picked up a thigh bone: "This person is very delicious. This is my gum."
The bones were weathered and shattered when picked up.
Daiyu hugged the floating dust for peace of mind, she had nothing to say in her heart.
QAQ, Master, I want to go back!Master, your ups and downs must protect me!
This guy said I was dry food!If he has no mana, he will definitely turn into pickled pepper chicken feet!
The monks discussed with each other, burning and burying are actually the same, but there are enough bones here to move mountains and fill the sea, and there are no deep valleys nearby, so they decided to burn the bones.
Chi Xiu turned his face and whistled, called his juniors over, and made arrangements respectively: "Little Treasure, you gather roughly the gold, jewels and jades in the city, and later demolish the city and rebuild it. You follow these three posts and go to pour water Jiangkou and Huaguoshan borrowed troops to bring all the people on the list. This is a token. Also, go to the temples of the land. All the people within the month are hiding in the earth temple, you bring them back, and sign an IOU on the basis of their heads to compensate them for their grain."
The first post is a list provided by Hades—if a person is condemned to go against yin and yang when it is time to die, he will be punished by heaven.But if a person suffers an accident, encounters a disaster, or commits suicide before it is time to die, then the ghost will not be accepted.What is written here is whose family will be destroyed at night, which cottage will be poisoned, and which city will encounter robbers. If you rush to rescue people at a critical moment and take them away, are you afraid that people will not live in peace?Of course, not today's list, but a list within three months.
The second post is the list provided by Yao Yunqi—the ones bought by Zhuo Donglai are all lists of thieves, bandits, and heroes who gather in the mountains and forests. , everyone hates him when he is there, and no one cares when he is not there.
The third post is the list provided by the Alliance Gate—the fairies with fairy fate, the fairies who want to enter the world of mortals, and some strange people who have no ambitions all their lives. After all, they are some middle-level fairies. They are not good enough to practice seriously, and they are not bad enough. Eat it when you see it.
What Chi Xiu wants is these people and goblins, to capture them as citizens and manage them seriously.
Everyone promised to take orders and left.
Daiyu watched coldly from the side, seeing that the senior brother arranged everything in an orderly manner, indeed there were people and monsters, but there was only one thing that was unclear.She asked in a low voice: "Eldest senior brother, the duty of the Son of Heaven is nothing more than propriety, and there is nothing more important than honor, and nothing is more important than fame."
What you are doing now is booming, but what kind of country is this, whose country is it, and how do you divide apprentices with your allies?Did the princes recommend you as the co-lord, or did everyone build their own country and entrust it to you?I hear your lists and it sounds like a dispute is about to start.
Chi Xiu whispered: "Don't worry, I have my own plan."
Jin Chanzi had already sat down and started chanting scriptures for salvation. He usually devoted himself to promoting Buddhism and saving suffering beings, but he was asked to bribe by Ananda Kassapa that day, and suddenly he had a ulterior motive.The Buddhists say that there is no Buddha outside the heart, and he has already determined that he should promote Buddhism. What I want is to save the suffering and rescue the distressed, and to pull out the ghosts.
Chi Xiu turned to ask the few juniors who hadn't left yet: "Wu Tan, Rui Ming, has the capital city map been drawn yet?"
Wu Mu is proficient in Zhouyi gossip and formations, and Rui Ming is good at using Fengshui and numerology. The topographical maps drawn by these two people are so ingenious. Take it out: "Brother, please have a look."
Not only a person like Chi Xiu who is proficient in formations thinks it is good, even Daiyu's understanding of formations is only on paper, after a few glances, he feels that the city is neat and tidy, which is indescribably joyful.
Bilu just went out for a long walk, and now he also came back, holding a picture: "Brother, this is a geological map with a radius of thousands of miles. The light blue ones can be transformed into paddy fields, the light green ones are suitable for growing vegetables, and the yellow-green ones are suitable for growing vegetables." It is suitable for growing food, and the mountains and forests can grow beans.” He looked joyful, as if starting to manage planting was his hobby.
Not only did Daiyu not react, but even the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, who had been observing this place with a water mirror, couldn't figure it out. Why are there differences in farming?Really?What on earth has Bilu been doing in the vegetable garden all these years?
Yang Erlang in Guanjiangkou was hunting, he restrained his profound powers, and treated himself as a mortal, with an eagle and a dog, and a horse chasing a big wild boar. Yuntou seemed a little familiar, knowing why these people came.
All the Taoists presented the tokens and told about the arrangement of Senior Brother Chi Xiu.
Yang Erlang replied with a smile: "I made a promise before, and today it is fulfilled. It's the right time. On the left and right, point to a thousand grass-headed gods, and follow them." He himself left the horse, took the prey, and rode away on the cloud.
In the Lion Camel Country, the golden-winged roc wandered around for a long time, and revisiting the old place was quite emotional, and asked sadly, "When will the territory be divided?"
Chi Xiu said: "Before the other people arrive, it's not fair for you and me to divide the territory, and it will cause disputes."
The golden-winged roc blinked and asked, "You (human cub), how about you go and occupy the mountain over there? In spring, the mountain is full of flowers, which is really beautiful."
Every word Daiyu said to him, any suggestion, hadn't caught his ears, so she raised her three-pointed guard.Said: "I listen to my brother's orders."
Chi Xiu said: "That's right, that mountain is very bad."
Daiyu smiled shyly, and said to herself: I just knew.
Golden-winged roc: "Tch! You're scaring the kids again. What's wrong with a mountain of peaches? At least there are monkeys." There is a stinky monkey.
Chi Xiu's face was slightly cold, he looked down at the topographic map, and said in his heart: My little junior sister is good at everything, but my eyesight is not good, but I like Monkey King, now my eyes are bright and my face is red... I will I don't understand that monkey has never been popular with women, why do you like him?How cute is the hairy-faced Leigong mouth?Is golden furry your thing?He will not continue to lobby you.
The golden-winged roc is arrogant by nature, supercilious, and never knows how to read other people's faces, and Chi Xiu's junior sister is shorter than him, she lowers her head slightly, so she can't see her blushing and hot eyes without careful inspection.He just said something casually, and then he said: "Can the house be repaired tonight? Where does brother live?"
Chi Xiu said: "It depends on the weather."
A white cloud floated from the sky, dozens of big men and a dozen women were thrown from the cloud, and they were thrown nearby.Someone shouted in the cloud: "Senior brother, the bandits from Taohuashan have been brought."
These dozens of big men fell to the ground, their hands and feet were limp, like shrimps that had been stuck in their buttocks with a bamboo stick, they just twitched their feet, and some fainted from fright, and some of the women were already crying , but two or three sturdy women jumped up: "Where did the broken thief come from... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
The second senior brother Baihong has been standing beside him without any sense of existence. At this time, he raised his hand to intimidate everyone, showing his three-foot-tall Dharma body, with unparalleled majesty: "You foolish people, but dare to be arrogant in the mortal world and occupy the mountains As the king, today I will rule over you in the name of the lord, and rewards and punishments will be given..." He said a lot, and he said it very well.
Dai Yuxin said that such a talent and Zhang Qiuhua, Minister of the Ministry of Punishment, were indistinguishable from each other.
It is said that one must have experience, but the second senior brother has been retreating all the time, and he also said it in such a way, and the grace is appropriate.
But the bandits on Peach Blossom Mountain were unmoved, and it was still the sturdy woman who asked, "What do you mean?"
Baihong was silent.
The golden-winged roc stomped its feet with a smile, Chi Xiu shook his head helplessly, Daiyu covered her face and laughed, the flowers trembled wildly, and Bi Lu almost showed her original shape when she laughed.Even the monk who was chanting sutras next to him said: "... Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitamha, Amitabha, Vijalandi, hahahaha, Amitam..."
Baihong blushed faintly, and translated: "This place is my elder brother's territory. My elder brother is a god. He arrested you to work. You will be eaten if you obey, and those who are disobedient will be killed. Do you understand?"
All the bandits understood and kowtowed endlessly: "I understand, I understand, Master Immortal, you can do whatever you want us to do."
The people around laughed even more happily, but it's a pity what Baihong said, this is really playing the piano to the cow, if the cow didn't understand, it's because you played the piano wrong, haha.
Baihong chose a place downwind, grabbed a handful, and grabbed a big deep pit on the ground, commanding: "You transport the bones from the ground to the pit, the two of you (pointed two with a face) shrewd ones), and if someone comes to talk to them, don’t bother me.”
He pointed casually, and some skulls became baskets, thigh bones became spades, and calf bones became rakes.
There are people who are good at arson nearby, who used to throw real fire into the pit.
All the bandits and women worked tremblingly, not mentioning the matter of eating meat, looking at the piles of bones, they were afraid that they were the meat to be eaten.
Everyone was sitting on the clouds watching them work, and suddenly someone remembered: "The meat hasn't been taken out yet."
"Isn't that right, the second brother promised to give them some meat to eat, hehehe."
After looking at the direction of the wind, he went to the upper air outlet, dug three large round pits, and fired for half an hour to completely sinter the inner walls of the pits into a pottery texture.He took out a small jade bottle and filled the three big pits with water. Someone came and threw three pills into it.Then take out a box with three pieces of meat in the box, and throw them into the three puddles respectively.
The thin slice of meat fell into the water, like a drop in the ocean, invisible in the blink of an eye.
But how could it be that simple?These pieces of meat quickly grew into pieces of meat, and the pieces of meat became lumps of meat, and the lumps of meat became bigger and bigger, and they grew when the wind came.He also took out a small wooden barrel, which was full of white rice, which seemed to be enough for two strong men, but don’t forget the fairy family’s tricks. This was the wooden barrel that Chanjiao sent food to King Wu of Zhou. As you get, you grow, and you can't use it up without exhausting it.
Everyone nodded: "Yes, these people are enough to satisfy their hunger."
"Brother let them live comfortably, won't these people be lazy?"
"Brothers have their own tricks, why should we worry about it?"
The golden-winged roc watched them work, and gradually felt greedy, such fat black meat, there was a person with three layers of skin, and another was lean and chewy, and there was a woman whose body was as soft as cotton. Good for teriyaki.
He was thinking about it here, when he suddenly heard a crisp sound from the side——Bi Lu took out a cabbage, sprinkled a handful of chili noodles on it, and the shredded cabbage was being mixed with cold.This dish made him lose his appetite, it was not only vegetarian, it was simply too vegetarian, even if his nephew died, he would not be so vegetarian if he wanted to.
Daiyu took out a yellow-skinned melon: "Brother, eat this."
It was empty, and was snatched away by the golden-winged roc next to it, showing its beak and taking a big mouthful.
She didn't want to argue with him, so she took out another one. As mentioned earlier, she bought a carload of cantaloupe, and only brought out a few for the queen, and kept the rest in her sleeves to keep them fresh.
Bi Lu took the melon and smiled sweeter than the melon: "Junior Sister has a heart." Immediately, she transformed into a table, chair and bench, took a tray, a large bowl and a knife, and sliced the melon finely. Cut into small pieces and put on a silver pick, one bowl per person.
The golden-winged roc next to him, who had transformed himself into a throne and was eating melons with skins, was stunned: "You eat so meticulously?"
Bi Lu said: "Not all of them. (Give Daiyu a bowl, and let a big bowl float over to the senior brother.) The senior brother said that he lured you into the team with delicious food, why not?"
The golden-winged roc said: "In the past, I would eat people whole. Later, when I saw your barbecue brother, I ate it for half a day under the illusion of the precious light he ate. It was really delicious. Chi Xiu told me, don't eat people, It won't be long before it's gone. It should occupy the pasture, let people graze cattle and sheep for me, and then bake it and send it over. Gudu. He told me a lot of delicacies, and I didn't know that little monsters usually cook, cook, Steaming, deep-frying, at most one sauce and one sauce, the seasonings used are only three or five, and the flavors are only four or five, which is extremely scarce. Alas. In the past, I prided myself on being particular, and I only knew that meat should not be eaten on cloudy days. Frightened, where do you know how to eat so many?"
Dai Yuxin said: He must not let him know the existence of my godmother.Otherwise, the godmother would become the demon king's slave - locked in a hut every day to cook for him until she died of exhaustion.I heard that this guy is very edible.
At this time, the clouds in the sky forgot to return, leaving hundreds of people behind, and four delicate and weak girls.
Chi Xiu was watching from the sidelines, and felt that something was wrong. There were no such thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls on the list, so he asked Zishu to ask their names, and took them to the side without doing any work. The ones that looked thinner were slightly smaller than his own thumb. A thicker little arm would be exhausted from holding a skull.
With a pretty face and a graceful figure, Zi Shu enjoyed everyone's astonishing eyes to the fullest, and was about to float over the ground even if he was close to the ground. He cast a spell to soothe the mind and calm the mind, and asked softly, "What's your name?"
The girls were still in shock, with tears streaming down their cheeks: "The little girl's surname is Han, and her two names are Iron Rod."
"Little girl Han Tiedan."
"Little girl Zhuge Shanzhen."
"Little girl Han Tieniu... The three of us, the three of us, had misfortune in our family. Thanks to the help of the immortal master, we were able to preserve the jade."
In the 4000 years since Chi Xiu became an immortal, this was the first time he had received such a severe blow, and he spewed out a mouthful of cantaloupe, which was extremely rare.
"Hold the grass! I thought it was the three strong men of the Han family!"
"Yan Wang's list is too unreliable. I was happy before. This iron rod, iron egg and iron cow were plundered and fried for their virginity. This flower picker is too heavy-handed. It is so clear that he does not put gender Mark it!"
The few people chatting next to them were far away from the work place, so they didn't hear the voice of harmony over there.
Feeling sympathetic, Bi Lu took out a jar of hot sauce: "This is the hot sauce I bought in the mortal world. If you bring boiled meat with you, put the sauce on it and have a taste."
The golden-winged roc took it over: "I don't like spicy food, oh, oh, there is meat in the sauce? Very good! Uuuuuu, I haven't seen meat since I was taken back by my unlucky nephew to enjoy the wealth. To be honest , when I look at this melon now, it smells like dried meat."
Daiyu's hairs stood on end when she heard it, and she thought to herself, are you a bird or a dog?
These melons are all in my sleeves, and they may have rolled together with the jerky.
Shall I take it out for you?Forget it...it's best if you don't look at me.
Bi Lu gloated and said, "Why is this so? You brought your own meat, so you're still hungry?" He told the story of a hardworking and simple giant squid.
The golden-winged roc was drinking the hot sauce. Hearing this, he burst into tears. It might have been spicy: "If I were a squid, I would have eaten myself long ago, but look at my hand!" He stretched out his hand into a claw to show him: "Look, is there a trace of meat? After eating it, it's just skin and bones. Look, there's no meat on my wings!"
Daiyu said in her heart: Hey, I should really tell you about sauced chicken feet, stewed chicken feet, and pickled pepper chicken feet.It's just your paws, enough for you to suck for ten years, that's all, if you want old pickled peppers and ten-year-old bittern, you have to involve my godmother.
Just at this time, a female official meandered from the sky, with dozens of maids of honor behind her, carrying a suitcase in her hand.Another handsome and beautiful Taoist came from afar, with a pile of prey, such as wild boars, pheasants, and hares, thrown around him.
A fat black Taoist riding a black tiger also came, as did a handsome golden and fluffy monkey, and a man as tall as an iron tower also came.
The wind was blowing on the ground, King Qin Guang and Lucifer walked out hand in hand, looked at each other, and praised each other: "It's still convenient for us to come."
Chi Xiu got up to greet him: "Dear friends..."
The author has something to say: The Golden Winged Roc is the most delicious monster in Journey to the West. I have looked through the recipes of the monsters.
I think this chapter is super funny.Start with the monkey's mouth to grab the peach, hahaha.
Daiyu's sense of presence is a bit low, but there's nothing I can do about it, she's more indifferent to the world, and she's still too young now.Yesterday, the comment section couldn’t be opened after the afternoon, and I swiped out Huamei’s paper saying that I was a bug.
I have been thinking about nation building and nation structure for a long time~
The big brother has different ways to lure everyone into the group.The character of Jin Chanzi does not conform to the original, but he is handsome.
Opened a new book: "Immortal Art Academy Accepted Me"