novelraw Chapter 172 Arrangement+Plan
Chapter 172 Arrangement+Plan
The Taishanghuang is waiting to be reincarnated in the underworld. He has no house to live in, and he has no body, so he just floats in the endless wasteland and chats with the numb ghosts next to him.There was a beautiful little female ghost who was forced to death.There was an aging old man who was dying of old age.
There was a coquettish little old lady who was discovered when she was seducing a monk, and died of shame when she returned home.
The Supreme Emperor was very happy to hear that, it turns out that people can have so many interesting ways to die!After a few days, he felt so boring and turned into a ghost. He couldn't feel the cold or heat here, and he couldn't taste a little taste in his mouth all day long. It was really lonely.Although every once in a while, maybe a day in the mortal world, there will be a lot of sacrificial biubiu falling down, but the sacrificial meat is boiled meat...boiled pig's head, sheep's head and bull's head!Super unpalatable!Only the cakes and fruits were delicious, but as soon as the sacrifices fell, the ghosts next to them would come to grab them.
On the first day, it was just an ordinary brave and powerful ghost. After two days, the little ghost king came to snatch it, and a few days later, the big ghost king also came to snatch it. Good pig head, why don't you offer some soy sauce, chili oil and leek sauce?"
Taishang was trembling with arrogance, unable to speak.
Another ghost king stopped him: "Wait a minute, you you you have so many sacrifices, who are you?"
The Supreme Emperor revealed his identity, but was snatched back by two ghost kings.Sitting on the ghost king's skull mountain and human leg bone throne, he was dazed.Weakly said: "I will go to reincarnate in a few days..."
The two ghost kings said lightly: "It doesn't matter, after this month, no one will offer sacrifices to you, so we will let you go."
"Yes yes yes yes"
After a few more days, the ghost kings were happy to eat, and they called their friends to eat again.
The Supreme Emperor was very sad, it was my sacrifice, it was a sacrifice for me, I didn't eat any of it, you people who are violent and violent are really annoying.
A few days later, another sacrificial oration, two big crabs and a jug of wine floated down.
The ghost king who was waiting next to him was overjoyed: "Crab crab crab! The emperor is so filial!"
Another ghost king: "One for each person."
After all, he stretched out his hand to grab it, and was repelled by a burst of golden light from the crab. "What's the matter? Die?"
The Supreme Emperor jumped up happily: "You two don't know, my daughter is married to a fairy!"
In order to protect himself, he put aside his suspicions and gave Yao Shenxian a compliment, which made the two people on the other side skeptical.
While bragging, there was a roar of a bear in the distance, and the thick gray-black fog dispersed. There was a person sitting on a giant beast, and there was a person and a rider beside him.
Gradually approaching, I realized that the giant beast was a black and white iron-eating beast. It walked with infinite majesty. On the bear's back sat a majestic and strong Taoist in green robes, with a resolute and handsome face. The surrounding fog and ghosts watched and worshiped wherever they passed.The horse next to it is a soul, and the person riding it is a ghost general.
The two ghost kings hurriedly bowed down: "I pay homage to the Shangxian, and I have seen General Wen."
The green-robed Taoist asked indifferently: "Just now there was a golden glow, what happened?" It seems that it is the means of our Longevity Mountain Wuzhuang Temple.
The Supreme Emperor has also bowed down: "Shangxian is the master of me. I am the Supreme Emperor of the mortal world. After I die, I come here and have sacrifices to eat every day. The two of them imprisoned me and robbed me of sacrifices. This The two crabs were sacrificed by my daughter and son-in-law, and they are both gods."
The green-robed Taoist nodded slightly, turned to the ghost general and said, "General Wen."
General Fang hurriedly clasped his fists together: "Decree!" With a shake of the iron chain, he grabbed the two ghost kings and led them away.
The green-robed Taoist didn't say who he was, but said gently and dignifiedly: "If you eat crabs, I will send you to be reincarnated."
The Supreme Emperor heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that he was finally relieved. He devoured the crab and almost cried. This should be offered by Daiyu. Not only the crab, but also ginger vinegar sauce, and the aroma of chrysanthemums.
The Taoist in Qingpao sent him to reincarnation, taught the ghost soldiers to take it to prepare, and entered the hall to drink tea with the King of Hades.
The king of Hades was overjoyed when he saw him: "Brother Chi Dao, why did you go and come back again?"
Chi Xiu sighed and didn't see anyone else. He went to the bookshelf and took the "Cause and Effect Book" to look it up. He sighed and calculated for a while: "The Supreme Emperor who just came down, the one that Yao Yunqi transferred to him for 20 years of merit, You arrange for him to be reincarnated in Longhua Temple, Nanjing, and there is an egg with a swastika pattern on the southwest shell of the big tortoise belly."
"Hey, what a big building of kindness. Why, Brother Dao owes him favors?"
Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "No, the merits needed come from Lin Daiyu's account."
"So, this is her benefactor, why should you, senior brother, arrange her funeral for her to repay her kindness?"
Chi Xiu nodded peacefully: "I've been doing things like this all these years."
Daiyu owes karma to two people, one is her tutor Wen Zelan, and it was Wen Zelan who recommended Yao Sanlang to her. In this matter, let's start with Wen Zelan's parents.
Unexpectedly, Wen Tongming is a very capable person. In just a few decades since he came to the underworld, he has gathered hundreds of evil spirits.Chi Xiu has nothing to help, Daiyu can only continue to owe this cause and effect, and pay it back later, but it may be more serious in the future, if Wen Zelan asks her to protect her descendants after her death, or wants to become a Xian, Daiyu owes this favor and must do it, alas.
The other is the Taishanghuang, which is very beneficial to Daiyu, so it can't be done without repaying the cause and effect.She only sacrificed two crabs and a sacrificial oration was nothing.The turtle egg was going to be taken away by Guanyin and taken to the South China Sea to be raised. As for the original body that should be reincarnated in the turtle egg, it just needs to be transformed into a mortal through meritorious deeds.Okay, who wants to be a coat with horns and back to the sky?
There is no need to mention the matter of the underworld. After finishing the matter, Chi Xiu rode his giant panda back to the mountain.
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Daiyu is very used to riding a horse now, and she doesn't feel bad about galloping all day long. She is rushing to southern Hunan.After eating the crabs, I wiped my mouth, and took out [Program No. [-] I went to Yangcheng Lake to see], which said: First go to Shonan, meet the magistrate Qin Ajiang, and then go to Mobei.
She was a little puzzled, although he was my senior sister's husband, why should I go to see him?However, it happened to be passing by, from Jiangnan to Mobei, and Shonan was just in between the two places, so it was a good time to rest up after running around.
The martial arts conference will be held in September, and it is now August [-]th, so there is still plenty of time on the road.
Mugongzi's horse and Congren's mount are both good horses. Although they don't have the speed of traveling a thousand miles a day and walking eight hundred miles a day in the novel, it is not a problem to drive a hundred miles during the day. question.
When it was time to stay in the store, it was still the servant girl who arranged everything, but when the shopkeeper came up to serve the customers/the waiter brought the wine and food, he always kept staring at the two of them.
Yao Sanlang didn't have that much patience, especially he didn't like others staring at Daiyu, so he asked coldly, "Shopkeeper, what are you looking at?"
The shopkeeper quickly apologized: "Young Master Yao, don't be upset, the little old man heard about a strange event near the capital, which seems to be the deed of the two young masters, the little old man is full of respect and admiration, so... hehehe "
Mr. Mu is being served by a maid to comb his hair. When he was riding a horse, his bun was a little messy, so he settled down and combed it again.A little curious: "What strange people and strange things?"
The people who are shopkeepers have eight eyes, they can see clearly from top to bottom, from left to right, from inside to outside. As soon as these people enter the shop, he can see that these people respect Mr. Mu.Turning around, with a smile on his face: "Thanks to Mr. Mu's inquiry, the little old man didn't hear much, so I told you all, you are a big man from the capital, if there is something wrong with what the little old man said , I also ask you to enlighten me. I heard that there are monsters outside the capital, and the monsters are very powerful.
Daiyu looked at Yao Sanlang suspiciously: What about you?
Yao Sanlang spread his hands innocently: I am a demon in the capital, bah, I am a national teacher in the capital.
Daiyu pursed her lips and laughed: Yaodao!
Yao Sanlang proudly said: "Little lady, if you fall into the eyes of my demon, don't even think about running away!"
Daiyu was annoyed, and blushed a little, how could I forget that he was playing hooligans!If you want to go back, it's not that you can't say it, but you can't say it.That's all.
The old shopkeeper didn't know that the two beautiful young masters had chatted so much, so he paused to see that no one was answering, so he continued in an embarrassing way: "The demon Dao fell in love with a family's grandma, so he used illusion to make that grandma Grandma turned into a snake demon, scaring the people in Yizhuang to flee, not daring to go back, and pretending to 'catch the monster', but in fact she wanted to rob the women. (Raising the volume sharply) Right now! "
Hearts were startled, the red sandalwood comb was dropped from his hand, and he quickly grabbed it and picked it up before it fell to the ground, and continued to comb.
The old shopkeeper said solemnly and enthusiastically: "I don't know where came two young masters with the appearance of immortal clouds, and they exposed the lie of the snake demon. They killed the demon in a fierce battle, and not only saved the grandma. , and saved countless young girls who were about to suffer. Afterwards, he flicked his clothes and hid himself deeply. I heard that the surname of the two young masters was Mu and the surname was Yao. suspect."
Daiyu realized at the end that this was a matter of the Yin family. She nodded silently, thinking that Yin Hu could really make up things. If I hadn't heard the surnames of me and Sanlang, I wouldn't have known it was my own business.She was silent.
Yao Sanlang couldn't stop laughing: "Hahahaha nothing, you can go out."
The old shopkeeper nodded knowingly, knowing that this is the real story, but the matter may be slightly exaggerated.
Seeing that the room was clean, Daiyu couldn't help turning her head to look at the foolish Yao Sanlang, and sighed: "It's hard to be worthy of a great name."
Yao Sanlang smirked hahahaha: "Other people say that Fourth Sister Wen is the number one beauty in martial arts with sword skills and beauty. Do you know what she said?"
Daiyu looked at herself in the mirror unhappily, and asked lazily, "Huh?" It's no wonder you can speak well of my master!
Yao Sanlang stood up, pretending to be pacing very calmly, showing a look of looking down on the world, imitating the rude, wild and slightly sexy tone of Fourth Sister Wen, squinting out the window, his face There was a smug obsequiousness: "Forget them not blind."
Daiyu held her mouth together for two seconds, then covered her face and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, it's so similar! Hahahahaha, it's so vivid! Mr. Yao, if you're going to act, you have to be a famous actor!"
Yao Sanlang cocked his orchid fingers, full of sissy: "Young master Mu~ you are really bad! I want to beat you with small fists~"
Daiyu shook her head slightly: "It's not like that, come here." She secretly dabbed on some rouge, and Yao Sanlang walked over unprepared. Putting half of it on his face, Daiyu supported his shoulders and laughed loudly: "This is the beauty of the sky, heavy makeup and light makeup are always suitable!"
Yao Sanlang looked in the mirror: "Hmm, it looks like senior Zishu." He said that Zishu would have a reaction, but Zishu would not.
Daiyu laughed for a while, tired of laughing, and sat down to drink tea: "Brother Sanlang, how did you tell this story to be passed down like this?" The gap is huge!It's a thousand miles away!
Yao Sanlang threw down the towel to wipe his face: "Hehe, the story will ferment, evolve, and add different details in the process of spreading. But in my opinion, this should be when Yin Hu made you famous, Mr. Mu, and said different."
Daiyu's bright eyes flashed brightly: "Yin Hu scrambled and scrambled to ask the fake old man for help that day, it was too shameful. Could it be that he wanted to make others think that he was not so easy to be deceived for his own face, so he did it. Come up with such a set of nonsense?"
Yao Sanlang nodded slightly: "Yes, this fellow is really shameless."
Mr. Mu frowned slightly: "I wanted to hide my true identity and just treat myself as an ordinary martial artist wandering in the rivers and lakes. Unfortunately, the sky didn't fulfill my wish. Well, it's useless to talk about the matter so far, and I'll be in southern Hunan tomorrow. , so I can ask my senior sister."
(Zhuo Donglai expressed his displeasure at the fact that his writer hadn't finished writing the story yet, and Yin had already spread the story everywhere, ruining his plan. But no one could see that he was always only interested in the emperor. And Mrs. Gentle and smiling.
Later, he complained to the emperor, but the emperor was quite happy, and comforted him, "Donglai~ Be good, don't be angry, that's fine, if someone has a goblin in the future, ask her to catch the goblin, you will feel bad again."
Zhuo Donglai drank angrily: "It's okay to make Mr. Mu famous, but I only hate that he made up such ingenious and interesting rumors. Of the two rumors, only the most exaggerated and shocking can be spread."
The emperor laughed hahaha: "Could it be that there are rumors that I am a woman, and some people will believe it?"
Zhuo Donglai looked at him tenderly: "Your Majesty, why do you rely on me Zhuo Donglai so much? Why don't you approach women, why are you gentle and kind, and why are you not good at martial arts? You and I have been inseparable for more than ten years. Grace is the best, why?"
The emperor looked at him: "Of course it's because you are handsome and considerate, and you know what I'm thinking... Damn it's so believable, I almost believed it."
The two laughed together hahahaha. )
I didn't talk all night, and drove for half a day the next day, and entered the border of southern Hunan when the sunset was slanting to the west. It seemed that today I didn't have time to rush to Xing'an, where the prefect's mansion was, so I stayed nearby.
As soon as you enter Shonan Road, the taste of the dishes is completely different from that of Suzhou. The dishes in Shonan are called spicy.
The owner of the shop is also very deceptive: "Guest officer, don't worry, this dish looks red and bright, but it is not spicy at all."
The chic and handsome Mu Gongzi took a sip. At that time, he burst into tears. In desperation, he opened the real qi to protect his body. The spicy taste was almost like poison.Yao Sanlang raised his chopsticks a little slower. He liked the brown sugar biscuits here very much, and he was about to eat the biscuits before eating vegetables, but he saved his life because of a momentary hesitation.
Daiyu cried and said, "Shopkeeper, how can you lie! It's so spicy!"
The shop owner's face turned pale. This is a big customer. If he runs away, he will lose a lot of money.He said: "Offended."
He picked up his chopsticks and ate a few big mouthfuls, but his complexion remained unchanged: "It's not spicy, I think you are from the south of the Yangtze River, right? People from Suzhou and Hangzhou are not used to eating here. The villain will change the dishes for you. , clean the pot, don’t put any spicy peppers, and reorganize the banquet table, how about you try it again, my lord?”
"You don't have to take it down, we have people who love spicy food here, so let's add some non-spicy dishes." Yao Sanlang handed her a brown sugar pancake with mille-feuille: "You eat this, it's sweet, it's delicious. He ordered the maids and servants to step back, took out the purse embroidered by Daiyu himself, took out the jade talisman from inside, and summoned: "Brother Bilu!! Zi Shu!"
Senior Brother Bi Lu came soon: "Wow! There are so many spicy dishes here! Stir-fried pork, fish head with chopped peppers... Good junior brother! Junior sister, why are you crying!" I was so touched.
Daiyu wiped away her tears: "It's nothing."
Yao Sanlang smiled shyly: "As long as senior brother likes it."
We can't lose face, in fact, this dish is not too spicy, hum!
After waiting for a while, seeing that senior brother Zishu hadn't come, he called again: "Zishu, the most beautiful in the three realms~Zishu great beauty~"
A cloud streaked across the sky, Zishu rushed in from outside the wall, and said excitedly, "Who said that? Is it Junior Sister? Is it Senior Brother Bilu?"
Yao Sanlang was a little upset: "It's me."
"Cut! Don't be funny."
Bi Lu ate happily, and Zi Shu also slightly dipped his chopsticks. He is from Hunan, and he is not afraid of this level of spicy food. Yao Sanlang was disappointed that he didn't cry because of the spicy food.
Daiyu ate three sesame seed cakes (very delicate), and then waited for a few dishes of winter bamboo shoots and chicken soup, sauced tofu, braised pork, mushu meat, and sauced Bazhen. She ate a little carefully, frowning: "It's still a bit spicy."
Yao Sanlang tasted a piece: "It may be that the spicy taste has soaked into the pot."
The next few meals were not satisfactory. The mustard greens served with soy milk and fried dough sticks in this place are very spicy, and the chili oil dipped in steamed buns is very spicy. Everything I eat is very spicy, which is more spicy than what she usually eats. The jerky is more than ten times more spicy.When I arrived at the magistrate's mansion, I had a delicious meal—even the cook and the pot in Qin Zhongyu's mansion were brought by himself, all of which were the taste of the capital.
The third kit was some instructions. It seemed that the emperor had nothing to write, but only the number of kits.
Leaving southern Shonan and heading northwest, the air gradually dries up, Yangliu Yiyi gradually turns into a loess high slope, and more and more knights wear swords and dress differently.The wealthy wear gold and silver and ride tall horses, with apprentices or entourages behind them, and those who can only see wear coarse clothes and ride skinny horses/donkeys.
The poor man was walking on foot with a knife in his hand. He wore a pair of "suspect shoes" on his feet. The front four toes were on the ground, and the back heel was on the ground, but there were shoelaces on the upper, which may or may not be shoes.
Daiyu looked a little surprised, saying that the rich look down on the poor, and the poor hate the rich, but it's so harmonious here!
The fat man with twelve big gold rings on his hands followed behind the 'Suspected Shoes', and Baba's waist invited him to drink.
Ai with a suspicious shoe face ignored him, he saw Yao Sanlang but didn't recognize him, he knew that dirty old Taoist priest, but he didn't know this young and beautiful boy.After seeing the heart peach, she was very happy and ran over with big strides: "Peach! You put the pestle on it? What a pinch!" (Are you following the gold master? This person is so beautiful.)
Daiyu's eyes lit up, and she was a little happy. She had learned Jianghu slang but hadn't used it for a long time, so she replied, "The piano in the upper row is bright, but it's a pity to hang the sprinkler." broken)
Suspect Xie sighed: "You can say it too, so the three of us don't need to say it." He compared his heart with his thumb: "Snowflake Wan'er." The surname is Bai.
Mr. Mu also compared to his heart: "Chenglin Wan'er." The surname is Mu.Turning around, she asked Heart: "Is this your friend?"
Hongtao bowed her head and said, "We met."
The poor man surnamed Bai shrugged, seeing what she said, he dangled away with the knife on his shoulder.
Daiyu was a little confused: "What's going on?"
Yao Sanlang said: "What's the matter? It's enough to say hello, and you don't know him." A few people went to the roadside teahouse to eat, and the restaurant ten miles away was dirty and dilapidated, and it looked better here. From what the people around me said, it seemed that we had to go a long way to get to the city.
The rice is whole boiled potatoes, the dish is beef sauce, the beef is quite woody, the sauce is only salty and has no sauce, and there is no oil.Apparently the cow died of old age/disease and must have been very thin before it died.Heart took a silver plate from the bag, peeled off the potato skin, and cut the potato into small pieces with a Persian machete.
Xueyan came out with the meat sauce she had brought. It contained fried pork cubes, peanuts and sesame seeds, chili and fermented soy beans. It was thick and oily. It was poured on the sliced potatoes, and it was immediately fragrant for ten meters. Everyone around Deliberately robbed.
The rich man next to him snorted coldly. He brought a gold plate and chili cumin salt to show off his wealth, but he forgot to bring the meat sauce.
Daiyu took a piece and ate it, which was still good for her mouth, and asked in a low voice, "Is there any delicious food in this world?"
Yao Sanlang said: "Yes, Liangpi, stuffed skin, steamed mutton, big plate chicken, mutton skewers, beef noodles, and Roujiamo are all delicious. They are different from Wensi's and more authentic. Go to the big city ahead. There are all kinds of delicious food."
She breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay to eat potatoes occasionally, if she eats this during the time of staying at the border... Mother, I want to go home!
Someone from the side came over: "Excuse me, my name is Zhang San. I just heard you two talking about Wen Si. Are you talking about that Wen Si sister?"
Yao Sanlang saw that he was also an acquaintance of his own, so he had to pretend not to know each other: "Yes. Are you?"
This big man is a well-known broker in Jianghu, and he said with a smile: "I am an old friend of Fourth Sister Wen. I heard that she is now married and has become an official wife. She has rectified the name of General Wen. I don't know what happened this time. Will she come?"
Yao Sanlang said vaguely: "I don't know very well either."
Daiyu smiled slightly: "If she doesn't come, she knows where General Wen's military books and treasures are, she knows better than anyone else." Anyway, before leaving, Mr. Zhuo ordered: fish in troubled waters.
Great!Things like messing up the situation, I can do it!After reading the history books and military books, wouldn't it spoil the situation?
The big man was stunned: "Young master, how do you know?"
Daiyu had a cold expression on her face, raised her chin slightly and showed a little disgust: "Mrs. Wen is my martial arts master, I know him well."
The broker tentatively said: "I heard that she never accepts male apprentices because of her reputation, why did she become your master?"
Daiyu took out a small folding fan from her sleeve, the tortoiseshell fan, with a slight flick, it was like jewels: "With my appearance, how can she still look down on her? Besides, hum~"
The broker asked, "Besides what?"
Daiyu's bright eyes flashed, and she had an idea in her heart: "Besides, Mrs. Zhuo will never refuse what Mr. Zhuo ordered."
The sound of walking, pouring wine, knocking bowls, coughing, and smacking mouth all disappeared at this moment, and fell into complete silence.After a breath, the voice continued, but they all lowered their voices again, and everyone pretended not to look at the young man in white.
The broker asked eagerly: "Dare to ask your surname Gao Ming?"
Yao Sanlang recalled that no one knew the face he was using, and he also knew that Daiyu had a plan, although he didn't know what the plan was... He pointed at the broker with the orchid, and leaned closer to her again, and said sweetly: " Mr. Mu, let's have a good meal here, this person came here to ask questions, how annoying! Can you drive him away~" He even shook her sleeves brazenly.
Not only the broker was almost disgusted away.
Half of Daiyu's body was flaky, what's the matter with this feeling of being struck by lightning?
Qiang waved his hands calmly and ordered: "Sanlang has spoken, didn't you hear?"
The boy eating potatoes had to get up and clear the place.
Yao Sanlang smiled sharply: "Master, you are so kind~"
Daiyu yelled at him with her spiritual sense: Enough is enough!I feel like I'm crossing a catastrophe! (struck by lightning)
Yao Sanlang said: Hey, it's confusing, I know you think I'm unreliable and won't tell me the plan, but I will pretend to be your little pet, and many people will come to me for information~
Daiyu: No need...I'm just here to try my best.
Yao Sanlang could see that she really hated this kind of behavior, and felt very sorry: Well, I won't pretend anymore.
The author has something to say: Well, I am going to challenge my IQ to write a Daiyu with a high IQ and good use of tactics.
I think Daiyu in the original book is very smart, has insight into the world, knows that the Jia family is going to end, and can tell jokes to make people happy, but she doesn't bother to mingle with ordinary people, she is very genuine.But I haven't seen her use tricks, it's so difficult to write.There are several types of tricks. The queen’s tricks are clear tricks, the emperor’s tricks are tricky, brother Zhuo’s tricks, sister Wen’s is scheming, and Daiyu’s strategy and confusion are what it should be like. I think it’s quite difficult to grasp. .
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I carved a deer out of ivory fruit yesterday, it’s so cute, there’s a picture on Weibo.