novelraw Chapter 165: Afraid+Travel
Chapter 165: Afraid+Travel
Yao Sanlang: "Pfft, hehehehehe"
Chi Xiu sat on the ridge of the roof in embarrassment and depression, put his arms on the owl kiss, lowered his eyes and sighed.Seeing his younger brother snickering beside him, he just smiled slightly: "Mistake. Ordinary people think about clever schemes all day long, and the emperor calculates the affairs of the world, but Taoists like you and me who live in seclusion in the mountains have no intuition and can't handle it. Yunqi, have you ever been plotted against in the mortal world?"
Yao Sanlang squatted next to the elder brother, and said humorously: "No, the mortals I know are pretty good. When I pretended to be an old man and wandered around the market, it can be said that I never closed my door at night." He spread his hands and shook Shaking his sleeves: "If you are poor, you don't even have a single hair, who will plot against me?"
Chi Xiu was speechless for a while, such a god became a beggar because of his laziness, I really want to send you to chat with Tieguai Li.
Yao Sanlang smiled and held his face: "I don't know how many years have passed in a daze..."
Chi Xiu interrupted him: "43 years, in these 43 years you have not made a single friend, saved 28 people, and killed [-] people. The killings were all appropriate." The dog is not angry when it bites, except that he is extremely hungry and cheats some money to buy a chicken, swallows it, spits out the whole chicken and eats it, and hardly talks to people.To be honest, your act of 'vomiting chicken' disgusts me!I watched it three times and saw that you were still alive, so I stopped paying close attention to you. I counted what you did once a month, and that was it.
Yao Sanlang smiled a little embarrassedly: "Eldest brother really cares about me. Later, I met Fourth Sister Wen for grilling chicken wings, and I met Daiyu after a few years. I set a small goal, first to become a national teacher. The Supreme Emperor wants Seeking longevity, I want to get an identity to propose marriage, is this considered mutual benefit?"
Chi Xiu nodded: "I work as a part-time job for others." Whether the national teacher has face depends on whether the emperor is a good emperor. You have to be spat on in the face.
Yao Sanlang choked for a moment, senior brother, your vision is really high, you became a national teacher and asked to work part-time?Well, well, not daring to refute, he yelled again about the emperor using himself to create Xiaju's ascension.
Chi Xiu slapped him, and Yao Yunqi fell, and he jumped off the roof, "Yao Yunqi! Since you are involved in matters related to the reputation of the heavens, you should go to the heavens. Write down the cause, process and result.”
Yao Sanlang didn't feel any pain when he was beaten. In fact, he didn't squat firmly. He was slapped and his foot slipped down: "Senior brother, is it necessary?"
Chi Xiu pondered for a moment: "To be honest, this is optional. You are not a fairy official, so it doesn't matter if you don't report it, but the most important point in this matter is related to you. Write a memorial first, so as not to let people With disrespect to heaven."
I haven't been involved in politics for many years, so I'm a little unfamiliar with these things.
Yao Sanlang thought about it for a while, this is really a big deal, the mortal emperor kills his father in the name of the heaven, tsk tsk, who said that the reputation of the heaven is not tarnished, but this is also a slander... right?
"Yeah, I'll think about how to write it..." He thought seriously and left.
Daiyu finished writing the draft of "The Disadvantages of Governing the Country with Filial Piety" and got up: "Brother, I'll go back and copy it."
On the surface, the emperor was worried about the country and the people when criticizing the memorial, but his heart was still pounding with fear, and he immediately said: "Don't go!" Slowed down, and said softly: "You write here, if you don't know You can ask me."
Daiyu shook her head in confusion: "Looking at you, I'm going to make a typo again."
The emperor sighed helplessly, looked left and right: "Come on, I will tell you a story..."
Please don't go!I'm so scared!God can really hear the rain, will a thunderbolt from the blue sky chop me up?
Hey, I would not have dared to do such a thing if I had known that God was effective.Daiyu, stay with me for a while, when A-Jiang told me a story, he said that when God wants to strike a wicked person, if there is a good person next to him, the thunder will wait for the good person to leave before striking, but it will not implicate the innocent.You must be a good boy!
The emperor really knew many stories, all of which were told by Ajaan. It was different from the "Four Great Masterpieces", "Generals of the Yang Family", "Generals of the Hu Family" and "The Complete Biography of the Romance of the Tang Dynasty" that Fourth Sister Wen had told her. All I know are all kinds of interesting and not very serious stories.Stories based on demon foxes, chivalrous women, family affection, ghosts, adventures, thrillers, love, and food.
One buckle after another, a burden can be thrown out casually, and Daiyu, who is funny, covers her mouth and laughs in a low voice.The emperor had never realized that he was so good at telling stories, and when he was tired of talking during the period, he casually left a button to hold Daiyu, and secretly picked up a pen to write the will: Pass on the throne to the prince, and the queen listens to the government behind the curtain.
Secretly wrote two affectionate poems for the queen, and wrote three lewd and obscene poems, and left them for the queen.
Then move on to the story.
Daiyu was fascinated by what she heard and forgot to leave. In order not to say that he was afraid and not let her go, the emperor talked about the second novel eloquently.
Chi Xiu waited patiently, which was much more comfortable than simply waiting for his junior brother to finish saying/doing something. He had lived for thousands of years, and this was the first time he had seen an emperor who was so good at telling stories.
He couldn't help applauding when he heard the wonderful thing, and looked over: "Huh?"
Why is there an aura of fear, resentment, and sadness all over his body.After a little calculation, I couldn't help laughing.It must be a guilty conscience. When you hear that there is a spirit in the sky, you will know how to be in awe.It's no use scaring the emperor...
Chi Xiu transformed himself into Yao Sanlang's appearance. Although he didn't know how Yao Sanlang treated people, he would not be too frivolous and arrogant towards the emperor.The startled guard at the door has already reported: "Your Majesty, Immortal Yao is here."
The emperor breathed a sigh of relief: "Please come in."
Chi Xiu (Yao Sanlang) is not used to the angle of view after becoming half a meter shorter. His arms and legs are thin, and his junior is really short.He walked up the steps slowly, stepped over the threshold, and almost tripped.
scare!I never felt that the threshold was so high, and I passed it with a little leg lift.Jishou said: "Your Majesty!" The door was closed by the guards.
The emperor was startled, his face was uncertain: "Sanlang, did you see something?"
Am I dying?I owe it too, why do you have to say "If there is a spirit, you agree", come on, knowing that there are gods, I should be more in awe.
Chi Xiu was also taken aback, why did I scare you when I talked to you so normally?I tried my best to imitate my younger brother's expression, and blinked innocently: "No, just now a friend passed by and heard His Majesty shouting for a 'spiritual response', so it started to rain. I sent him away, and just came back after chatting for a while, come and talk to him. Your Majesty said, don't worry. The outside world is done."
He thought about it, and the daily life of the younger brother must be very rude: "Junior sister is listening to the story? When will you be free, and I have something to do with you?"
Daiyu looked at him and felt that something was wrong, and felt that his temperament had matured a bit, and what's more, His Majesty?Called Shimei?Are you bewitched?
The emperor stretched himself comfortably, and fell limply into the chair, he let out a long breath: "Huh, hahaha I'm so scared!"
Damn, did the passing gods want to comfort the filial son?You scared me so much that I was almost able to leave a name in history, "The Emperor Daxing collapsed, and the Emperor mourned, and he went away." My son has become a dutiful son!Really annoying!
Forget it, you are also kind, and I pretended to be too good, even the gods were deceived, hahaha, happy. "Go and go~"
Daiyu said: "Brother, what about the rest of the story? Don't leave me alone."
The emperor's mouth was dry when he told the story. After drinking a sip of tea, he rolled his eyes and said, "Come over here to order Mao at night. Don't wait for me to call. I will tell you a chapter every day. Go."
Daiyu grabbed his cuff and shook it, and said coquettishly: "Brother, just tell me who won the decisive battle between Young Master Di and Yang Zheng?"
The emperor smiled and was swayed by her, it was really refreshing, this is the cutest thing about my sister!At that time, the second princess shook her brother so much that he was about to fall to the stone, I,, still very envious.Touching his hair, he said softly, "The bad guy is dead."
Daiyu left happily.
Tired, Chi Xiu carefully observed the clouds above the emperor's head, and could see his heart through the clouds, huh?
It's so pure and clear, it's not sexual, it's not used, it's a deep sense of satisfaction...all the emperors are very strange!He just imitated his younger brother's actions and followed his junior sister step by step. He felt blushing, and he really didn't know how Yao Yunqi was so embarrassed... Eh, so there is a silver flower comb in the bottom of the bun?I used to look from the top down and never saw it.
The emperor shouted: "Sanlang wait a minute, you... look a little strange."
Chi Xiu was startled, and said in his heart that I knew this move was quite risky, if he asked carefully, I would just throw sleepy bugs at him! "I changed into new clothes! Doesn't it look good?" The junior brother will definitely say so.
The emperor shook his head: "Suddenly I feel that you are calm, and when you just entered the door, you actually confronted me. What are you pretending to be without outsiders?"
Chi Xiu's face turned dark, is the little junior I taught so rude?He clearly told me that he is now a very elegant and decent little fairy! "Oh, I was beaten up by the elder brother just now, and told me to be careful."
The emperor asked enthusiastically: "Does it hurt? Your elder brother is a god who has lived for a long time, right? Is he very powerful?"
Chi Xiu was ashamed to brag about himself.
Daiyu said with bright eyes: "Eldest brother is very handsome! He is mighty, strong and knowledgeable. The books I am studying are all written by him!"
Chi Xiu: A little happy~O(∩_∩)O
The emperor suddenly became amused: "Hahaha, Daiyu, hahaha Yu'er, hahaha you have too much homework!"
He patted the table and smiled: "Lin Ruhai just gave you three essays, I just let you watch "Zhen Guan Zheng Yao", the queen also arranged poems and songs for you to read, Zhuo Wenshi watched you practice martial arts, and your elder brother arranged for you Tsk, if you were an ordinary person, you would be exhausted." He pitifully took out a box of candy from the dark slot under the table: "When I was the prince, I wasn't so tired."
Daiyu caught the candy that flew over, and smiled sweetly: "Thank you."It seems that every time I call his brother and he gives me something, he is very, very happy, so strange.
The two pseudo-children walked side by side. Daiyu took the box and looked at the people around her several times along the way: Strange, why didn't you talk to me?Why don't you hold the box for me?Usually you are not like this. "Brother Sanlang, what's wrong with you? Did the senior brother beat you hard?"
Chi Xiu said in a low voice, "I am your elder brother."
Daiyu sneered, reached out and poked his arm with a fan: "Liar~" Could it be that you are jealous after hearing me praise senior brother?Hee hee, senior brother is more handsome than you.
Chi Xiu was speechless, and began to talk about the reason why he came this time: "The help of cultivating the mind in the world of mortals and the impact of not being able to see through the world's events on the Taoist mind"
After listening to the three verses, Daiyu's face became hot, and she asked in a low voice, "Are you really a senior brother?" This is not Yao Sanlang's style of preaching.Even if it is the same reason, brother Sanlang can speak casually, while senior brother uses more precise and advanced words, and his tone is calmer and deeper.
Chi Xiu nodded slightly: "The hexagram shows that you are going to travel far, and I have something to tell you."
Embarrassed, Daiyu wanted to lag behind him by half a step, but felt a strong push behind her back, allowing herself to still walk side by side.She instantly understood that she and Brother Sanlang were walking side by side, and the sudden stagger would make people suspicious.
Arrived outside the gate of the Sanqing Temple—this is the Taoist temple built by the Taishang Emperor in the palace.
Yao Sanlang was burying his head in writing the memorial, when suddenly his heart moved and he popped out: "Sister, are you here? (⊙o⊙)?"
Chi Xiu entered the courtyard calmly, closed the door, and returned to his original form: "I have temporarily used your body for something." He briefly said what he had done, omitting Daiyu's words of praise.
Yao Sanlang nodded: "Yes, senior brother, don't worry, I will write it down." He took the box from Daiyu's hand.
Chi Xiu swept the Taoist temple with his spiritual sense, took Daiyu into the clean room, sat down and continued to tell her the topic just now: "The Red Dust Trains the Heart..."
Yao Sanlang took out the most beautiful porcelain, boiled the spring water in the silver pot to make tea, and brought purple sand into the room: "Brother, drink tea."
Chi Xiu: "There are many different people in the world, and there are many unimaginable things. The extremes of goodness, evil, and hypocrisy can make gods speechless in shock. If you look at these things more, your heart will be calm, um, put it here."
Yao Sanlang put down the tea tray, filled two cups with tea, took out the box of sugar just now, opened it and placed it on the table, it was golden brown and crispy amber walnut kernels.He took out two pairs of chopsticks and two chopstick rests, and after setting them up, he walked away quietly without interrupting or making trouble.
Chi Xiu was so shocked that he forgot what he just said: "Yunqi, he is so cute now."
Daiyu said to him from left to right: "Yes." Drink tea.
Chi Xiu was very pleased, the junior finally reached the average level of the seniors, it seems that I failed to teach him, not because of my lack of ability, but because I am not a 'beautiful senior sister', he didn't want to learn.Continue to lecture.
After listening to the whole content, Daiyu deeply realized: seeing all kinds of situations in the world, and the warmth and warmth of people, she would not be simply surprised, easily fooled, or moved by a few words of coaxing. be taken advantage of.The more mature, the more indifferent, the more you can see through the joys and sorrows of the world, the more beneficial it is to practice.That's why the elder brother let Sanlang brother wander in the world, because every living person he sees, their kindness, evil, integrity, and cunning, in his eyes, are helpful to enlightenment.
Chi Xiu took a sip of tea and nodded secretly, Yunqi is making tea well now, so he can calm down and make it slowly.
It turned out that the good guy, the boiled water was taken off the stove and poured directly on the tea leaves. That's not making tea, it's hot tea!Every time he makes tea, the tea leaves are scalded and cooked.
Daiyu asked again: "Eldest senior brother, I always write about demons in my books, what exactly is the demon? What will it look like?"
Senior brother Chi Xiu told her again: "The Causes of Demons and Their True and False".
After the lecture, seeing that she understood, he said again: "Have you read all the books I selected for you?"
Daiyu shook her head: "I've read three books, and I haven't read one."
Chi Xiu nodded: "Don't be in a hurry to read the book, even if you read all the Dao Zang, it's not as good as truly enlightened. Reading is just a supplement, don't put the cart before the horse. You have a lot of homework now, and if you don't think it's necessary to do it, just go back and don't do it. It's all about, Tell me." The most important thing for a cultivator is not to be bound by red tape, and homework delays the time to realize the Tao and enter the tranquility, which is called putting the cart before the horse.
Daiyu said: "Father arranged three policy essays "Advantages of Governing the Country with Filial Piety" and "Disadvantages of Governing the Country with Filial Piety". I haven't read the third one in the kit yet."
Chi Xiu stretched out his hand: "Bring it to me."
Daiyu took it out from her sleeve and handed it over.
Holding it in his hand, Chi Xiu knew the content "When filial piety and law conflict, what is the standard (filial piety is illegal for a filial son)", he couldn't help but smiled and shook his head: "Does your father want you to take the champion exam? Very good, Bring me the policy theory."
Daiyu was a little nervous, so she also took it out and handed it over.Although my father said, stereotyped essays are not required, and there is no need to write so profound and witty, as long as you can write down everything you can think of.However, this topic is so difficult.
After reading it, Chi Xiu nodded noncommittally. The writing was simple and peaceful, but not deep enough. Obviously, he had never seen a real bloody incident. "anything else."
Daiyu said: "The emperor arranged "Zhen Guan Zheng Yao", the queen asked me to recite "Li Sao", my godmother told me that even if I become a fairy, I can't ignore the most basic martial arts. I think what my godmother said is quite right. "
Chi Xiu nodded: "I don't need to give you a lecture, the arrangement is very good."
He ate a walnut in a good mood, and taught her the 'Water Avoidance Jue' and 'Fire Jue', how to see through the contents of the envelope, how to control himself without mana, and how to walk in the world like an ordinary person.Then leave.
As soon as he left the house, he was stopped by Yao Sanlang: "Senior brother~~ help me see if the memorandum is written!"
Changed the format for him, and there are very few parts that need to be modified.After some pointers, I suddenly thought of another thing: "Daiyu, Sun Houzi's master is our master's friend. It stands to reason that you have to call Sun Houzi your senior brother. He disappeared recently, and he probably went to find Patriarch Bodhi. You Knowing his background, if he comes to you, you can deal with it." Who knows what that monkey will do!He is as unreliable as Yunqi!Fortunately, Yunqi is not as capable as him!
I kept laughing on the way back, so happy!
Junior Brother Yunqi's diction and format have improved a lot, it's not in vain for him to read Zi Zhi Tong Jian!
Learned something!It's great that the junior sister can understand it as soon as she teaches it.
The next day, Fourth Sister Wen entered the palace for the last time and brought desserts for the queen: "Your Majesty, I have something to go on a long trip. What orders do you have for the emperor to tell my husband? I have passed on what I have learned all my life to two people. One is Yao Shenxian, and the other is my cook."
The queen's complexion is not good-looking, the emperor decided to keep mourning for three years, she also has to accompany her to eat vegetarian food and wear coarse clothes, it all depends on her to smuggle food to satisfy her cravings!If it were someone else...it would be unbelievable! "what are you up to?"
Fourth Sister Wen: "Tsk, it's a long story..."
Queen: "Give me a seat, Zelan, but it's okay."
Fourth Sister Wen talked all about the rumors that her father had a treasure trove + Brother Zhuo's analysis (this is cheating my father's reputation).
The queen's face sank like water: "You are right to go. Forget it, go."
Dutiful sons, you guys really hate dutiful sons, the emperor wants to pretend to be dutiful sons, so I haven't had a bath for half a month!I am not sad when the Supreme Emperor dies, it is sad not to be able to eat delicious food, wear fancy clothes and soak in hot springs!My parents are alive again!
What you said is absolutely right, you must go to such a thing, because you are the only descendant of the Wen family.I'm a little sad, your family is full of good people, how come it has withered to this point. "Will it be dangerous? How many people will you take?"
Fourth Sister Wen was a little bit surprised, wow, you really care about me a little bit: "Don't worry, Madam, I can bring twenty or thirty good hands. I don't go head-to-head with people, I just use my own name to pressure me confidently. Others. My father's relic, no matter whether it is true or not, they should not spy on it!"
The queen saw a murderous look flashing across her face, she was not as smiling as usual, she was chubby like a little black bear, gentle and naive, like a sharp sword out of its sheath, completely changed, she reached out and touched her face curiously : "Murderous."
Strange, I have never seen the emperor with a murderous look on his face, so this is the murderous look in the legend, so strange.If you want to kill people, just kill them, why bother to show murderous intent.
Wen Zelan bid farewell to Daiyu again, and after she finished speaking, Daiyu waved her hands happily: "Goodbye, Damo~"
There is no need to elaborate on Qingqi out of Chang'an.
The day before the funeral, the emperor, wearing night clothes, sneaked into the Yongfu Palace in the middle of the night, and quietly crawled to the queen's bedside: "Zi Tong! Zi Tong!"
The queen opened her eyes and saw a man in black, she was shocked: "Ah! You, Your Majesty, why are you dressed like this?"
The emperor climbed into bed: "Don't talk so much, let me hold you for a while! Tomorrow's funeral will be sent to the imperial mausoleum, my god, it will take two or three days to send it there, and I will have to guard the spirit for seven days, ten days I can't see you..." He didn't move his arms up and down, but simply hugged her for a while.
Queen: "Your Majesty will suffer again."
Early the next morning, the empresses, concubines, royal relatives, and wives sent the spirits to the gate of the city, and the emperor and all civil and military officials sent them to the mausoleum.
It was a whole morning of tossing, road sacrifices, and kneeling to send off. Except for Daiyu who was not tired at all, everyone else was exhausted.Back in Yongfu Palace, the female officer brought a box: "This is left by His Majesty."
Opening it, it was a letter to the queen, asking her to cover Daiyu to go out of the palace to play.There are also three brochures for Daiyu, which are actually envelopes, but on the envelopes it is written [the brochure No. [-] is out of the capital to see]
[Jin Nang No. [-] went to Yangcheng Lake to see]
[Jin Nang No. [-] arrived in Shonan to see]——All right, it’s the kit, isn’t it?
The queen first laughed at the concise tips, then grabbed her hand and asked carefully: Where are you going?When are you coming back?
Where to go besides the capital?Who is going with you?
Why do you want to go out?How do you go out?
Why dress like a man?How to stay when a woman disguises herself as a man and goes out with Yao Sanlang?What should I do if I live apart and cause suspicion?
Did the preparer guide you?
Ready to kill?What should I do if I have nightmares after killing someone?
How much money and slaves do you bring?Why not bring someone?
Riding a horse or taking a car?Can you stand riding a horse?
When are you coming back?Is it dangerous outside?What if someone drugged you?
Daiyu answered one by one patiently, although it was a bit annoying, but she also knew that this was a heart of love.
When I left the palace to bid farewell to my mother, I was asked these questions again.
When she finally retreated and left, Daiyu touched her forehead and sighed: "I'm dizzy. I just need to adapt to the situation. Why ask such detailed questions, and I can't predict." The answer was so tiring, and I was tired before I went out.
Yao Sanlang smiled and comforted her: "The road is so quiet."
The author has something to say: You may have experienced such cross-examination: Where did you go?which way to go?What did you buy?What are you buying this for?How did you come back so slowly?What do you see?Is it cold?Are you going out tomorrow?