novelraw Chapter 152 Battle + Rumor
Chapter 152 Battle + Rumor
There is a platform in the back mountain, which is specially used as a martial arts arena. It has been specially reinforced, and there are layers of protective restrictions, which are extremely safe.Not to mention that a hammer, an axe, a mace, or a Fangtian painted halberd flew out by mistake during a fight. Even if you accidentally knocked yourself into the air, you would still be caught by the automatic triggering of the protective ban. live.
But Yao Sanlang didn't watch the protective restraint today, obviously, the fight with Daiyu would not be so fierce.
The Martial arts arena is a standard loess solid ground, with cliffs on one side - this is the function of the protective restriction, if something is knocked into the air, it will take a long time to find it.
On the other side are a few reclining chairs and a table, none of which are detailed, they were obviously made temporarily when someone came to watch the battle last time.
Yao Sanlang asked enthusiastically: "Shall we compete in martial arts, or fight?"
Daiyu thought for a while: "I don't know how to fight, you teach me~"
Yao Sanlang was very happy: "Okay!"
When they arrived at the martial arts arena, Daiyu was holding a knife and was full of arrogance, while Yao Yunqi was holding a sword and was gentle and elegant. The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.
Yao Sanlang: "Hahahaha what are you laughing at?"
Daiyu laughed loudly and said, "Happy! Hahahaha, happy for no reason!"
Yao Sanlang's little heart was about to turn into a bud, he leaned over and asked, "Is it for the little porcelain figurine I made for you?"
Daiyu saw that the shattered hair on both side temples of his was sticking out, presumably it was blown by the mountain wind, but it looked like Zhang Fei and Zhong Kui, so she tucked his temples for him, smiled and didn't answer.Although I was a little moved, such a complicated little porcelain figurine was made for myself on a whim, and I made it for a long time. It was so exquisite, but I was embarrassed to say anything.
He whispered: "I'm just saying it casually, why do you bother so much?"
Yao Sanlang learned without a teacher: "My heart is all on you. If I don't bother for you, who should I do for?"
Brother Chi Xiu was sitting on the roof in the distance, watching the situation on the martial arts arena, it was really depressing.After they get married, should they drive out to live?Or remind them not to have sex outdoors, lest the seduced juniors will be full of enthusiasm and mess up the rules.
It's outrageous!Standing on the martial arts arena, one put away the sword and the other put the knife on the ground, the two of them stuck together and got close, their faces were red, they said this softly and ambiguously, and they flirted with each other!You guys are not here, can't you?As a qualified senior brother, I came over to watch when I sensed that my juniors were about to fight, and the result...do you want to fight or not?If you don't hit me, I'll leave!
Daiyu covered her face and stomped her feet in shame: "Brother Sanlang, if you say something like this, I can't bear to shoot you with a knife."
Yao Sanlang's eyes flashed with the light of the Milky Way: "I have heard that my sister has practiced boxing, but I have never seen it before. Today, please teach me my sister?"
Daiyu is very interested in 'the consequences of the physical contact between the blue child and the Lu child': "Okay!"
Yao Sanlang was looking forward to being punched by her little fan.It should be very comfortable to be beaten on the chest, right?
However, Daiyu's attacks were fierce, although she didn't use all her strength, she still hit the most important places such as the face, throat, middle of the sandalwood, upper abdomen, and lower ribs.
Yao Sanlang had no choice but to block, and it would be very bad to be hit in this kind of place.
Daiyu was actually rather disappointed: [There is no meaning in the legends of "eye-browsing sword" and "dry wood fire palm". It is said in the book that lonely boys and girls will learn without a teacher when they get together. Why don't I feel it? ]
[Brother Saburo is very gentle and funny, and treats me very well.But there is no feeling of 'the little deer bumping in my heart'. ]
[Otherwise... give him a hug and try?Touch his face? ]
[Oh, so shy! ]
[To be honest, Yao Yunqi is very handsome, but he is too easy-going on weekdays, and he doesn't show his accent. He is willing to do the rough work of lighting a fire, chopping firewood, making a bed and folding quilts, and he is happy no matter what.This is a scoop of food and a scoop of drink, people can't bear their worries, shouldn't they be happy when they come back? ]
Chi Xiu rested his chin and looked at it, looking bored. After careful observation of her boxing style, he could see many details: this boxing style was unfamiliar to her, and obviously she didn't use it often, and she rarely used it to fight people. When I was about to hit the opponent when I hit it, I withdrew a little bit of strength first, um.The person who taught her this boxing method/the person who wrote this boxing method should be a woman.
This boxing method is a good way for mortals to defeat the strong with the weak, but it requires extremely flexible posture, and it must be hit with one blow.After all, it is a close combat, if you miss a hit and you are hugged by someone, you will be easily strangled to death.Does she like him or not?If you like it, you shouldn't use such ruthless punches.
Daiyu suddenly stopped her hands and jumped back, looked down at the ground thoughtfully, and murmured: "No more beatings."
Yao Sanlang hurried over: "What's wrong?"
Daiyu sighed: "I just want to play with you, exercise my muscles and bones. Master... Godmother, she taught me this boxing method. When I encounter an enemy with my bare hands, I can defeat the enemy with one move. It's too ruthless."
Yao Sanlang was very happy: "You love me??"
Daiyu's heart skipped a beat, she turned around and said, "Hmph, I didn't hurt you, why do I feel sorry for you? I'll learn another boxing technique, and I'll fight you hard again."
Yao Sanlang smiled like a bear who had eaten a jar of honey: "I'll teach you. First go to the vegetable garden and order vegetables, and I'll cook for you."
Daiyu nodded: "Okay...you teach me. Let's talk about it after dinner." I haven't had a serious meal for two months, so I'm a little greedy.
The two groups of 'little lovers' walked side by side, leaving behind the senior brother who was sitting on the roof in the distance. A gust of autumn wind swept by, he sighed, stood up and went back to the house.Strangely, there are also two pairs of juniors and juniors who are hooking shoulders and shoulders, kissing each other, eating and living together, and have a good relationship. Why do I feel that it is nothing?Now that Yunqi and Daiyu haven't done anything, I feel embarrassed.why?
Brother Chi Xiu, accompanied by the lonely autumn wind, went back to the house and continued to meditate, reflecting on his outlook on life and the world.
Yao Sanlang also picked several large persimmons on the way. Although the persimmons are sweet, they are not very soft. He took a bite and said, "Sweet!"
Daiyu was a little disgusted, seeing the persimmons on his mouth when he ate it: "I don't eat it, it makes my mouth dirty, I'm so embarrassed to be seen."
Yao Sanlang knew that there was a circle of persimmon paste around his lips, and he stuck out his tongue like a cat to wash his face.Licking all the persimmons in their mush: "Are you ready?"
Although Daiyu's self-cultivation is good, she can't help showing a little 'can't look straight' expression, licking something with her tongue, it's so disgusting...Your tongue is so long.Fortunately, you pretended well in the palace, otherwise. "alright."
Yao Sanlang looked at the persimmon in his hand: "Sister Wen's recipe says that one or two peeled persimmon puree will taste better in shredded pork with green peppers. Try it later."
Daiyu absent-mindedly agreed, and thought to herself: His tongue is so long, so long, so long, but mine is very short, and I can't stick it out that long. (Based on her tutoring since childhood, she has never tried to lick anything)
Yao Sanlang also secretly regretted that the act of licking his mouth was too ugly, but he was too lazy to take out a handkerchief to wipe it, and had to wash his hands.I know this behavior is ugly, but walking in the mountains, it is inevitable to be unrestrained and neglect etiquette.
The two walked forward in silence until they reached Senior Brother Bi Lu's vegetable garden without saying a word.
One thought that he was rude, and the other thought about how long his tongue was, should I go back and lock the door and try it secretly.
Entering the vegetable garden, there is no end to the vegetable garden, full of beautiful things in eyes and various patterns.
There was a big stone in the middle of the vegetable garden, a big white stone covered with moss and an ordinary shape, on which was a piece of clothing.
Daiyu muttered inwardly that it was not good, is senior brother Bilu here to be a "gentleman is magnanimous"?The clothes were thrown on the stones, and the people must have been naked.Should I avoid it?
Yao Sanlang jumped to the side of the stone, poked it with his hand, and said to Daiyu: "This is the body of Senior Brother Bilu! Doesn't it look good?"
Daiyu was very shocked: "Huh? Is it a stone?"
Sure enough, the stone turned back into a human form. It was the senior brother who was lying on his back in the vegetable field and fell asleep in his clothes. He lazily sat up and said, "It's jade! You two are here to pick vegetables? If you want to eat, take it. Wake me up. What do you do?" How comfortable to sleep in the sun."
The two people who hadn't slept for more than a month looked at each other, Daiyu raised her eyebrows, Yao Sanlang winked, and the two understood.
Yao Sanlang gave him a persimmon: "Do you want to eat it?"
Bi Lu stood up, shaking the dirt on her body, the Taoist robe was naturally extraordinary, even though she slept on the dirt, she was as clean as ever with a light shake.He took the big persimmon and swallowed it in one gulp, spit out the core, wiped his mouth, and stood up while still a little sleepy: "Yunqi, think about what to fry before you pull it out, don't spoil my vegetables. Daiyu, You order quickly."
Daiyu: "(⊙o⊙)? Brother Sanlang can do anything, I'm not picky."
"Brother, don't worry." Yao Sanlang strolled along the field ridge: "I want some green peppers."
Bi Lu burst out laughing, pointing at Yao Sanlang's back and laughing silently, his whole body trembling from laughing: "He, he, you put the flower in his hair?"
Daiyu covered her face shyly: "Brother, I picked one just now, I thought it was fun so I plugged it in for him."
Bi Lu nodded approvingly: "Red and gorgeous, it really suits him."
Yao Sanlang picked up dozens of green peppers, twenty carrots passing by, another pile of lettuce, two handfuls of coriander, a handful of chrysanthemum chrysanthemums, a few shallots, a few garlic heads, A few catties of potatoes buried deep in the soil.
Carrying a basket full of vegetables, she looks like a housewife returning from the vegetable market: "How about shredded pork with green peppers, three shredded cold salads, and stir-fried chrysanthemum chrysanthemums? It seems that there are not enough, and I will get another fish later." Oh, usually My sister has every dish on the dining table, so I'm really struggling right now.
Daiyu didn't think it was missing, she just raised her head and looked at Bilu: "Senior brother, the cabbage you sent me a few months ago tasted very good."
Bi Lu pointed forward handsomely: "Pick the one that is pleasing to the eye and pull it out. If you can't pull it out, just cut it off with a knife. You're welcome."
Daiyu had been here a few times, but she still felt that the vegetable garden was very fresh, so she responded, and picked off the loosely inserted flowers behind Yao Sanlang's bun, blushing slightly, and forgot that they had been inserted before eating the peaches. Thankfully, senior brother Bilu reminded him, otherwise he would be seen by others all day long, what a shame.
I walked towards the direction he pointed, looked around on both sides of the road, and saw a lot of things I didn't recognize... I probably recognized them after I cooked them well.
It is Yao Sanlang's nature to chase after her and pull cabbages for her, but now he has more important things to say, seeing Daiyu go far away, he leaned over to his senior brother with a gossipy face: "Brother, do you know? Zi Shu Maybe he has bad intentions towards the senior brother!"
Bi Lu was shocked: "What? What's going on?"
Yao Yunqi gave evidence mysteriously: "Brother and Yang Erlang have an ambiguous relationship, do you know that?"
Bi Lu nodded: "Although I am obsessed with growing vegetables, I have also heard a little bit about people making appointments with willow branches on the moon after dusk."
Yao Yunqi said: "Zi Shu tried his best to make his face look like Erlang Zhenjun, but he refused to make his appearance exactly the same."
Bi Lu was still a little innocent: "What's the matter? Yang Erlang is so good-looking, if I don't think I'm good-looking too, if I want to pinch my face, I have to use him as the material."
Daiyu hadn't found out where the cabbage was planted, but she heard the low but clear voices of discussion behind her, and secretly wondered: Why did Brother Sanlang tell this?Please don't say I guessed it!
Although I can't help it, I also know that criticizing others behind their backs is not good.Obviously senior brother and monkey brother are the best-looking, why do you say Yang Erlang is good-looking?
He is very handsome, but the elder brother has a masculine beauty, and the monkey brother has a strong aura, so he is good-looking!
Yao Sanlang said again: "Why does Zishu like to make up and pinch his face so much, and he is always dissatisfied? He has stayed in the mountains for many years and never goes out. The people he sees are his brothers and sisters. Why do he care so much about his appearance? Zi Shu is very, very concerned about the views of senior brother."
Even though Bi Lu was innocent, she also vaguely understood something: "Could it be...?"
Yao Sanlang nodded: "This is my own opinion, I can't do anything, but just now when the elder brother reprimanded Zi Shu, he burst into tears. He is not the kind of weak character, look at me, I am born strong "
Bi Lu: "Pfft, cough, cough, it's okay, you can continue talking." I laughed so hard.
Yao Sanlang said in a low voice: "If Daiyu told me to get out, I would cry as sadly as Zishu."
Bi Lu rubbed his chin with doubts on his face: "This is really a big event, it's too uncertain."
Daiyu walked for a long time, and finally saw a large cabbage field densely packed. The tall and fat cabbages grew up one after the other with slight intervals.She looked around and felt that the cabbages were all similar in appearance, and she couldn't tell which one was prettier.Just about to do something to one of them, I suddenly caught a glimpse of a particularly cute green one, so I grabbed the leaf and pulled it up.
There was only a crisp sound, and two leaves fell.
Daiyu had no choice but to squat down, hold the cabbage root (cabbage butt), and pull it up vigorously, bringing out the well-developed root system that gradually changed from thick to slender, turning the soil up.She stroked the soil on the roots, and went back with the cabbage.
Yao Sanlang had finished spreading the rumors, and left with her calmly.又去湖里弄了一条鱼，去厨房里切了一块肉——这帮偶尔爱吃肉，曾经养猪被揍、也没银子不爱下山买的神仙们，硬是研究了一种方法。Soak the shredded meat in the waste liquid of alchemy, and stimulate it with spiritual energy, the shredded meat will continue to grow, and if it grows too much, cut it into pieces and eat it, and the taste will be normal meat.
Save the slaughter of pigs, hair removal, disposal of internal organs into the water, and being scolded for making the room full of bloody smell, it will always be a piece of fresh meat.There are three large tanks in the kitchen, namely: pig, cow and sheep.
Yao Sanlang lifted the lid and looked through the soaked meat and bones in the vat, took out a piece of pork belly weighing ten catties, cut off more than half of it with one knife, and began to slice.There is no need to elaborate on frying and frying at night, he counted the number of brothers who love to eat, and it was just right.
Daiyu picked up a pair of chopsticks and vinegared the cabbage: "Pick the snow and pick it to step on the ground. It tastes like honeydew lotus root and is fatter."
Yao Sanlang didn't know where he went, probably because he was praised by others for his good workmanship!
Bi Lu sat close to her and took a bite of cabbage: "How can it be so evil, whose poem? Why didn't I think it was so delicious?"
It's delicious, but you're exaggerating a bit.
A person in the distance said faintly: "To get that taste, you have to stop eating for three or nine days. If you are hungry, you should boil a pot of boiling water and eat it, then add a little salt. Don't eat it." No matter how wilted the cabbage is, it feels sweet and delicious."
The people next to him were on the verge of tears when they heard this tone, and they immediately gave him another dish with chopsticks: stewed pork ribs with cabbage.
Bi Lu and Dai Yu said in unison: "It's delicious now!"
Because the senior brother doesn't like to eat, Zishu is afraid that eating will make him fat or damage his temperament, so he doesn't eat. Those who went out to do errands were only in the [-] or so.
Yao Sanlang suddenly showed his skills as a young expert in spreading rumors, making the relationship between senior brother and Yang Erlang ambiguous, and senior brother Zishu couldn't express his love, so he had to try his best to imitate the person that senior brother liked, in an attempt to get a little attention--I said it with embellishment again.
Everyone thinks it makes sense.
Daiyu pretended that she didn't hear anything, and ate and ate silently as if she didn't eat or sleep.
Since it is common for everyone to retreat for a year or so, no one asked her what she was doing after not going out for two months, and they all listened to Yao Sanlang.
He was talking excitedly, and began to discuss with others when Zi Shu would be serious □□ Senior Brother, the door suddenly opened, and in the night and the sky full of stars, stood a strong man in a thin green robe : "Yunqi, come to my room after dinner."
Yao Yunqi was so frightened that his legs went limp and almost fell, Senior Brother Huangfu threw out his tail in time to help him, Yao Yunqi tremblingly said, "Yes!"
Chi Xiu closed the door and left.
Yao Yunqi slumped on the chair, his whole body was as soft as a sweet and sour pork ribs, lying on the table: "Did you hear me, big brother?"
The senior brothers responded with less sympathetic eyes and snickered.
Daiyu put down her chopsticks, picked up the teacup to rinse her mouth, and said comfortingly, "It doesn't matter, the precepts say that you only need to hit a brother twice for spreading rumors, and you are not afraid."
The senior brothers next to him: "Hahahaha yes, that's what they said, but that's not how it is calculated. Eldest brother, senior brother Zi Shu, the two of them have four times, involving Zhenjun Erlang, and four times to spread rumors to outsiders." more, added together, ah ha ha ha ha."
Daiyu's face turned pale.
"Hahahaha senior brother is angry this time, he must have played very seriously."
Yao Yunqi lay on the table and began to cry: "I'm not afraid, but it hurts..."
Daiyu sighed helplessly, and sighed in a low voice: "Who made you speak so vigorously."
The 'kind-hearted' brothers next to her gave her a few bottles of wound medicine, and said attentively: "Junior Sister, he will be beaten in a while, you give him medicine."
Daiyu vaguely agreed, and thought to herself, let's see where the beating was.
In the spirit of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things, seeing that the funeral is not afraid of big things, the senior brother graciously took over the heavy responsibility of washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen, and hurried him to go.
Yao Yunqi raised his eyes to the sky, let out a long sigh, tapped the plate with his chopsticks and sang loudly: "The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return~"
It really feels like a land of Yanzhao, a generous and tragic man.
He sang a song, dropped his chopsticks and stood up, striding towards his doomed fate—and was beaten again.
Daiyu wasn't moved at all, she was committing suicide.
Yao Sanlang entered the room, and one second before entering the room, Xiong Jiu crossed the threshold with high spirits, bowed humbly and docilely, and said softly: "Senior brother, what do you want me to do?"
Chi Xiu's house is extremely simple, except for bookshelves and books, there is only one table and two futons.There is a night pearl hanging on the beam of the room, and he is still in a green robe, sitting on the futon and meditating. "Yunqi, come and sit."
The senior brother's tone has always been very gentle, and there is no trace of happiness or anger.
Yao Yunqi walked over tremblingly, and knelt down in front of him respectfully.
Chi Xiu opened his eyes and looked at him in surprise, for a long time: "So good, are you causing trouble again?"
Yao Sanlang was so alert, he immediately realized that the senior brother didn't hear what I said, oh hehehe, he said with a smile: "The senior brother's law is solemn, I was frightened."
Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "I see that you and Daiyu have a strong relationship, it seems that good things are coming soon."
Yao Sanlangle's back molars were exposed.
Chi Xiu said: "Restrain yourself. Although I don't ask you to keep your emotions and anger hidden, you shouldn't be so presumptuous."
"Isn't this in front of Senior Brother, hehehehehe, so happy~"
Chi Xiu smiled faintly: "You are not allowed to make peace with her before she reaches Ji, it will damage your morality and luck." My junior has always been unscrupulous, so I have to say such a shameful thing.
Yao Sanlang was too shy: "Elder brother, don't worry, she is too young now, I won't do that kind of thing that is inferior to a beast." When she grows up, hehe~
Chi Xiu said again: "Go back and tell Daiyu, tell her to pack up her things and go home to serve her parents in a few days, don't be in a hurry, she can learn in a hurry, she has learned it all. Cultivating Taoism is not something that happens overnight. She has nothing to worry about, and she will come back to practice slowly."
Yao Sanlang said: "Yes."
And a little curious: "Why didn't senior brother tell her personally?"
Chi Xiu smiled faintly: "I'm afraid to ruin her reputation by calling her here."
"what?"
"Zi Shu doesn't care about these things, and I don't care either. Girls have different reputations. You have to be more careful and don't talk nonsense."
Yao Sanlang was so frightened that his face turned pale, his hair stood on end, and he stammered, "Big Brother, did you hear that?"
Chi Xiu didn't bother to answer, he waved his hand, a gust of wind picked him up and threw him outside the door, and he fell a big ass.
Daiyu was watching from the side, and carefully came over to help him: "What did senior brother tell you?"
Yao Sanlang fell into a daze, so he told the truth: Eldest brother knew that I had spread rumors.Let me pay attention to the proportions with you.Let you pack your things and go home.
Daiyu felt that something was wrong at the time, but they went back to their houses separately, saying that there was nothing to bring back after cleaning up the house, and they didn't bring anything when they came.She sat silently all night, and the more she thought about it, the more frightened she became, and she began to cry silently.
After crying for a while, I thought that just crying was not the answer, so I washed my face and went to find the elder brother.
Chi Xiu never slept, he was meditating when he heard someone knock on the door and said, "Come in."
Daiyu pushed the door and entered, closed the door behind her back, walked forward, clutching the cuffs a little nervously, and said in a low voice: "Eldest brother, I..."
The author has something to say: I want to make a big event!Guess what Daiyu is going to say~
It took nearly 150 chapters for my last book to let the male protagonist sleep with the female protagonist (you can also say that the female protagonist slept with the male protagonist)... Readers and beauties are still shouting sweetly.There are [-] chapters in this book, and I haven't even kissed or hugged. The cuties shouted and abused the dog.Pfft, I'm such a clean stream~