novelraw Chapter 144 Lord Qi + Art of War
Chapter 144 Lord Qi + Art of War
There were three people present: Daiyu, who is cute and smart but incomprehensible, Yao Sanlang, who has a childish heart, and Wen·Black-faced Misfortune·Ze Lan, who is lying on the bed like a grandpa/hemiplegic.
The rare beautiful boy in the world and the cute loli who looks like a fairy are about to fight for the fourth sister Wen who is fat into a black gourd.
Yao Sanlang liked to fight with her very much, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with Daiyu fighting him for Fourth Sister Wen. Anyway, he usually had to fight with Daiyu.He happily agreed: "Okay!"
Fourth Sister Wen, who has always been known for being 'slow as Yuan Shao', finally complained in her heart: I am so innocent, you are so simple.How could you fight her over such a thing?
Two days ago, Daiyu, who had been praised by her father as 'incomprehensible style', happily looked around: "Master, where is your knife, lend me it." I have always wanted to try Master's knife!
Fourth Sister Wen was distracted, surprised: "Do you usually use knives in martial arts competitions? Is it convenient in the palace?"
"Inconvenient." Daiyu pouted: "Although His Majesty agrees, the eyes of the court ladies and eunuchs are strangely uncomfortable. You have to secretly hide the knife in your clothes and take it out to the private imperial garden where there is no one. It’s easy to take out, easy to hide in winter, but too thin to wear in summer.”
Fourth Sister Wen frowned slightly: "Where's your boxing technique? What about your stick technique? Have you shelved it?"
"No." Baby Daiyu felt very guilty.
Fourth Sister Wen said, "Come here!"
The maid responded.She ordered: "Go to the Martial Arts Field and bring over two whistle sticks."
Yao Sanlang turned pale in shock: "No! I don't know how to stick! I only know how to use swordsmanship." He was about to make a fool of himself in front of the goddess and cried.
Fourth Sister Wen showed a charming smile: "I know~ If you don't know it, you have to learn it. I think I was going to teach you the stick method when you were chased by a dozen wild dogs and ran all over the mountains and surrounded by dogs. Why don't you learn?" If you don't learn, you will be stupid and you will be beaten~
Daiyu held her chin in her hand and wandered out of the sky, thinking why she didn't think of fighting him with a wooden stick?Because the sword is more heroic, it seems stupid to use a stick, but it is easy to carry with a wooden stick, just let the maid carry it.Great, next time you go to a meeting with a knife in your hand, you won't have to hide from people so sneakily!
The universe in the sleeve is still very weak in cultivation, the knife is too heavy, and it is easy to fall out... It's a pity that I can't use boxing. If I were a boy, I would be so good, I could fight him to the flesh until I rolled in the lotus pond. It's a pity that I It's a girl.The sword is not just a heroic style, the sword has a romantic charm, the sword is like Li Bai's poem, the wooden stick,,, is a doggerel.
Forced by face, Yao Sanlang curled his lips: "For a person like me who is gifted and spiritual, what can I use? Do I still need you to teach me?"
Fourth Sister Wen nodded approvingly: "Okay, Yao Shenxian is right, I think you can cook vegetables with a pot, barbecue with firewood, and cook a full banquet with a live pig. You don't have to bother anymore I."
Yao Sanlang wiped his eyes sadly: "Fourth Sister, you have changed. Before, you were only swearing at people, and you never taunted people. Now why do you poke at people's shortcomings whenever you speak?"
Fourth Sister Wen was secretly proud. This was naturally the result of reading books at home during her pregnancy and reading a large number of books arranged by Brother Zhuo.She's just a little stupid, not hopelessly stupid. Who says she learns slowly and forgets quickly, but she doesn't forget it immediately after seeing it.
Daiyu was just thinking about the same weapons, why knocking people over with a stick doesn't have the arrogance of chopping people over with a knife? Handsome too!
At this moment, the maid came back with two wooden sticks in her hands: "Ma'am, do you think this is still useful?"
Fourth Sister Wen glanced at it, and frowned slightly: "Ash wood, that's fine. Daiyu, why don't you do it, wait for me to buy wine?"
Daiyu woke up from her fantasies and longings for Sun Dasheng, her face blushed inexplicably, and she took the stick: "Brother Sanlang, let's go."
Yao Sanlang pursed his lips, and dragged his stick to the outside of the courtyard unhappily: "Sister, please be merciful, especially don't slap your face."
Daiyu was a little unhappy: "I know."
How can I have the heart to hit you in the face?
What he said clearly meant that he didn't understand me and didn't trust me.
There is a large open space in the yard, without bonsai or flower trees, only a two-meter-high Taihu stone was placed behind the screen wall. The stone is riddled with holes and makes a strange whistle when the wind blows.
Daiyu twirled the stick, it was not easy to hold it for a long time, she twirled it twice in her hand, and it became much smoother: "I'm coming?"
"Please!"
Daiyu held the ash wooden pole and raised her hand to sweep towards his waist.
Fourth Sister Wen couldn't see out of the window even if she sat upright on the bed, so she could only listen to the sound with her ears open, trying to guess what moves they were using.He earnestly instructed: "Daiyu, be careful, the ash wood pole is very flexible, and it is different from the hard wood pole I used for you."
Daiyu rotated the stick, imagining that she was Sun Dasheng's direct disciple, and happily sparred with Yao Sanlang. This stick was really soft, and it was different from the iron wood, jujube wood, and cooked copper sticks (the cooked copper sticks were covered with iron wood) before. She secretly carved the seal character 'Ruyi Golden Cudgel' to make sure that no one except Daddy would recognize it) Compared to it, it's as soft as noodles, and you don't need to use hard moves.
As soon as the two fought against each other, they understood that they really couldn't fight with all their strength today, Daiyu immediately became depressed, and Yao Sanlang almost laughed out loud.
Daiyu asked: "Master, this wooden pole is so soft, is it used as a gun shaft?"
Fourth Sister Wen was confused: "Where did you hear that the barrel of a gun is soft?"
Daiyu was silent for a while, ping-ping-pong-pong, and said weakly, "Probably on the stage."
Fourth Sister Wen was speechless: "Tsk, I don't count the things on the stage. I shake the flower gun for the sake of looking good. I really met it on the battlefield. Even shaking out a peony flower can't stop an axe. The year's knife, the moon stick, and the lifelong gun, The gun is a bit of sweeping, lifting, picking, stabbing, chopping, unwinding, dragging, and pressing. The requirement for the barrel of the gun must be "thick and strong". Qi Ye mentioned this problem in "Records of Military Training". He asked the cavalry of the hand-to-hand troops to The barrel of the gun must be at least one inch thick, and the infantry must be two inches thick, so that it can be used as a stick to hit people. The reason Qi Ye also said, in case the armor worn by the enemy is of good quality, and our arrows cannot be shot and the knife cannot be cut, then just swing it round Damn it."
Daiyu almost laughed out loud: "Really? Master, you know a lot!"
Fourth Sister Wen was hugged so cutely, oh my apprentice is so cute and cute, I want to kiss her!
Yao Sanlang listened sourly, and said in his heart that I would also give myself extra lessons when I go back, I want to learn military art! ╭(╯^╰)╮, there is something I don't understand, if the big brother is here, he can tell how the shield soldiers and spearmen put up the formation.
Fourth Sister Wen listened for a while with pricked ears: "Both of you don't feel comfortable with this cork, do you want to change it?"
Daiyu picked out the challenge ring: "No need to change, don't fight! It's so hot, Master, I want to eat well-pulled watermelon." The palace always served a small plate of watermelon hearts cut into pieces, which was not enough to eat. enjoyable.
No matter how hot it is in summer, the well is still chilly, bitingly cold. Put the watermelon in the net and soak it for a few hours. (equal to chilled)
Fourth Sister Wen said: "Go to the well to get a watermelon and a spoon. Don't cut it."
Five minutes later, Yao Sanlang and Daiyu closed the door and ate half of the cold watermelon with a spoon.
Fourth Sister Wen frowned and remained silent for a long time: "Daiyu, after two months of the martial arts conference, I should take you there to see the chaotic fights of martial arts practitioners all over the world, so that you can know the different sects and sects. The ingenuity of the weapon, and the way to deal with various weapons. But I can't go far for half a year. Yao Sanlang, how about you go with her?"
Daiyu blinked, gulping watermelon was as refreshing as Su Dongpo drinking from a big bowl, (⊙o⊙) Oh, is the master talking about roasted whole lamb? "Going out with brother Sanlang, it will be inconvenient on the road, I will go again next year."
Yao Sanlang poked the watermelon angrily, what's the inconvenience... Oh, it's quite inconvenient, you two can sleep together when you go out together, I can only sleep next to you.In case of any emergency, it is really inconvenient.
Daiyu continued to eat watermelon: "Master, on my birthday, the empress invited some girls to be selected to the palace for a banquet. I chose a few of them. Although they are not accompanying me, they will often enter the palace to accompany me. I will You can't let them know about martial arts, right?"
Fourth Sister Wen nodded: "Yes. What do you want them to do?"
Daiyu wiped the watermelon juice from her lips: "Write poems with me, play the piano, recite poems and compose fu, make rouge, and arrange flowers."
Miss Wen looked up at the beams, as if there were many flowers on the beams, and asked awkwardly: "Are these things useful?" If they are useful, does my daughter have to learn them too?Damn, I don't know, who can I ask to teach her?
Daiyu thought for a while: "It's useless, it's just to cultivate one's temperament and pass the time."
Fourth Sister Wen cultivated her temperament by cooking barbecue, and passed the time by stewing chicken soup. Later, she got tired of chicken soup and changed to braised pork. She didn't understand these things. "Will it delay your cultivation?"
"No, they don't enter the palace every day, but every once in a while when I think of it, I call them into the palace. Oh, my nephew Baochai is also selected." Daiyu almost threw the spoon into the watermelon with a smile: "Your Majesty, yes Her evaluation is that she behaves elegantly, respectful and speaks little, hahaha, should I tell my mother that Baochai's martial arts are not weak?"
Fourth Sister Wen thought about it, and seemed to have something to do with Baochai... Oh! "Peony told me, you have nothing to do to reward her with something, praise her so that she can marry a good family. Baochai's father died early, and her elder brother is useless. It all depends on marriage."
Daiyu didn't understand these things very well: "I've shown that I have a close relationship with her, so aren't those who propose marriage are all sycophants?"
Yao Sanlang's eyes lit up. I know this question. I recently researched the reasons for various marriages and marriage customs. Relatives, it is difficult for others to know her and make a kiss with her. If you praise her, reward her with things, and spread the word, outsiders will know that there is such a girl. Whoever she will marry in the future will be chosen by her own family, right? If there are people who want to marry her, they will be able to marry her."
Daiyu suddenly said: "So it is."
Yao Sanlang waited for a long time, but he didn't get what he wanted to hear, "Brother Sanlang~ You know so much~(*^__^*)", so he continued to eat watermelon.However, when he thinks that Daiyu is only thinking about joining my teacher, he feels happy, so happy!
After eating the watermelon, they talked for a while, and the two left.
Fourth Sister Wen lay down for a while before remembering, damn it, I want Fengyue Baojian to watch concerts and movies, why did I forget about it?Among other things, MJ's three concerts and countless MVs, as well as "Terminator" 1, 2, and 5 are all stored in my mind, as long as you give me that mirror, you can replay them, so sad.
I really miss home, I really miss the air conditioner, I really miss the refrigerator, and I really miss the snack street at the door.I miss my friends from the past very much. Although I can stay away from my bad parents and relatives through time travel, I am also far away from my original friends and dreams.
Thinking of this, she burst into tears.
The maids were almost stunned, and hurried over to report to the master: "Madam, she suddenly cried..."
Zhuo Donglai was slightly startled: "What's going on?"
The maid reported: "My wife's five disciples and a young man came to visit her. The two young men fought in the yard for a while, then went into the house to chat with the lady, ate another well-pulled watermelon, and left. The lady herself After staying for a while, I cried."
Zhuo Donglai deeply suspected that Ze Lan was greedy for pulling out watermelons, but, a person like her who didn't cry when she was cut by a knife, or gave birth to a child, shouldn't be really crying... Who said there was? There is a precedent for crying, but this time it shouldn't be, right?
But he still put down his things and went to see her, and she was crying.As soon as he entered the courtyard, he could hear low weeping, Zhuo Donglai paused, turned his head and ordered: "Bring a plate of jasmine and pearl orchid buds."
After a while, the servants moved away the flower pots that had been pinched and not a single bud remained.
He entered the room with a plate of fragrant flower buds: "Ze Lan, why are you crying? Who bullied you?"
Fourth Sister Wen turned her face inward depressed: "It's nothing, just leave me alone."
Zhuo Donglai gently placed the flower plate beside the bed, let the fragrance of the flowers float over, and thought about it: the father-in-law has been rehabilitated, and what he promised her has finally been done.Although the ugly dragon and phoenix are registered in the emperor's heart, no one will know about it, and no one will use that incident to laugh at her.Her first and second apprentices are loving and loving, the third is being confused with Tang Er, the fourth is living a loving and sweet life after getting married, and the fifth apprentice is the least of her worries.What else is there, is it because she wants to meet some officials' wives for the sake of the child's full moon wine?
Impossible, Zelan is not the kind of person who will cry out when encountering difficulties, she will only squint her eyes, and look (violently) to get rid of all difficulties.If it is possible, it should be like me, for this child, for the fact that we have just become parents, and that we have had parents.I also feel very sad, but she is slow to react, and now I feel it.
"Remember your father-in-law and mother-in-law? Zelan..." He stroked her hair gently, then his face changed, and he said sharply, "Have you washed your hair?" The outer layer is dry and you can't tell, but the scalp and the roots of the neck His hair was still wet.
Fourth Sister Wen was taken aback. Brother Zhuo, who always speaks slowly and intimidatingly, turned on me, and cried even worse: "You turned on me!"
Zhuo Donglai was just frightened, so he suppressed his anger quickly, and said softly: "How can you not spare yourself like this, I know you have always acted recklessly, you just use a screen to block and open the window, but in this kind of matter, Let’s listen to other people’s experiences. Many people say that taking a bath at this time will cause migraines in the future. You see, I won’t let you read books recently.”
Are those two maids dead?The hostess secretly took a bath during confinement. They didn't report such a deadly thing!
Fourth Sister Wen said: "Don't worry, I heard this from others. I'm not tired or exposed to the wind. Don't be nervous, I know it in my heart, and there is a saying that if you are confinement for the first time If you don't sit well, you can start over with another child."
With a cold face, Zhuo Donglai sat on the edge of the bed and grabbed her wrist: "What else did you do that shouldn't be done?"
"No." Miss Wen looked straight into his eyes and tried her best to show a pitiful smile. In her imagination, this should be pitiful, with red eye circles, slightly swollen eyes from crying, and red lips .
And Zhuo Donglai saw a chubby black fat man, he smiled very guilty, and tried to look cute with wide eyes.
This is cute at first, as cute as a black-faced steamed bun, but this matter is not good: "Lie to me, the maids have already said it."
Fourth Sister Wen stuck out her tongue: "I don't believe it. If they had said it earlier, you would have come here to scold me."
Zhuo Donglai rolled up her sleeves and sniffed her arm: "Have you taken a bath?"
"Hey hey hey..."
With a half-smile but not a smile: "For a glutton like you, it's hard to stick to the taboo and not to eat salt, isn't it? Is spiced mutton delicious?" He knew this a long time ago, but he just rolled his eyes and closed his eyes and didn't say anything. this one.
"Ah ha ha……"
He glanced around and saw that the shoes were a little crooked: "How many times have you walked around?"
"Don't force me..." Fourth Sister Wen slipped into the thin quilt and was dragged out by her ears and hair.
Zhuo Donglai: "Is it possible to hide? Since you don't want to follow the rules, why didn't you tell me? It's better to let the imperial physician discuss it than to do it yourself."
Indeed, I admit that it is very unreasonable not to take a bath, not to get up, not to eat ice, and not to let a mat be spread in summer, especially if you are lively and active, have a heavy taste and are afraid of heat, and it is nothing to break taboos and not obey the rules. Even if one is really sick, can't ginseng and deer antler be fed back?What makes me angry is that you actually tried every means to hide it from me!
Fourth Sister Wen shamelessly acted cute, grabbed his hand and rubbed her face: "I think you work hard every day, so I won't let you worry about these trivial things."
Zhuo Donglai interrupted her: "I'm afraid I won't agree."
"...Yes." Showing cuteness failed again.
"Oh, Zelan, when did you become so arrogant that you thought you could keep it from me?"
The fourth sister Wen's hairs stood on end, and suddenly realized the key to the problem: "I was wrong, and I will not hide anything from you in the future. Brother~"
Zhuo Donglai was satisfied, his face was still calm: "Why did you cry just now?"
"Because I lied to you that I was obediently confinement, but in fact I didn't. I feel very guilty and regretful."
"It's so well edited. Zelan, I let you read those books for you to deceive others, not to deceive me."
Fourth Sister Wen touched her face in embarrassment, ah, is it too fake?
"I'm homesick...Yao Sanlang said I'm fat...I want to eat Roujiamo and Roasted Whole Lamb..."
As she spoke, she didn't know that those words hit her tears, and she shed tears again.
Zhuo Donglai sighed, and comforted her for a while, although the homesickness really couldn't be solved, and she was really fat, but he could barely comfort her, and ordered someone to make lightly salted Roujiamo for her.Then asked: "My daughter looks a bit dark, like you, how about naming her Ruolan? I hope she can be as good at martial arts as you are, and have a good personality." Find a good husband.
Fourth Sister Wen resolutely rejected the name: "I hope she can be as smart as you."
In fact, I want to give birth to a white, tender, beautiful and intelligent baby like Daiyu, but... a little black fat boy with a big face like Yue Yunpeng, so sad!
The baby who can't talk but is lying on his back: Which baby is not fat?Who doesn't have a big face when lying down?
After he left, he asked the servant girl, only to find out that Wen Zelan had actually learned the art of war, and lied to the servant girl, saying: These masters have agreed, don't bother him with these unimportant things over and over again. —he was very happy to teach her out!
Afterwards, several experts in gynecology were invited to discuss it.
After returning to the palace, the two of Yun and Dai went their separate ways, and Daiyu went to the Queen's study to try to find Qi Ye's "Records of Military Training", but she couldn't find it, and she didn't know who Qi Ye was.So I went to the emperor to borrow books, and was successfully caught by the emperor who also liked Qi Jiguang very much. He made a pot of fragrant tea and told her a brief introduction to Qi Jiguang's life.
Yao Sanlang wrote to the elder brother: Brother, I have been working hard to study history books recently, and I dare not slack off at all, and I am also practicing seriously.It's just that Daiyu was suddenly interested in the art of war, battle formations, and the types and training of soldiers, so she begged my brother to tell me what books to read.Brother Yunqi worships.
Brother Chi Xiu was dealing with the problem that a junior who was a mouse was eaten by a junior who was free to practice the art of transformation and became an eagle. The eagle came out to play, but was lured by the nature of the eagle, and was curious about eating it raw Taste, I ate the rats basking in the sun on the side of the road.Bite the head, and then the body of the rat that fell... turned into a human.
The stupid brother hugged his thigh and cried: "Senior brother, I was wrong, I will never eat again! Can you save him?"
There were headless corpses on the ground.
Chi Xiu sighed tiredly: "You spit out its head!
"The other juniors have gone out to search for the soul of Junior Mouse.
The master took ten juniors out to watch the monkey fight with Erlang God, tsk tsk, so excited!
The stupid junior brother cried even worse: "I can't spit it out."
"It's okay, I'll help you." Chi Xiu said softly, and threw out a rope, which automatically bound his feet, and then flew up and hung upside down on the tree.
With a wave of Chi Xiu's hand, a gust of wind pushed the headless corpse on the ground directly under the junior brother who was hanging upside down: "The spit out head can be put back directly." He stroked the thin green shirt on his body, and looked into the distance sadly. I also want to see the fight between the monkey and Erlang.
I have been hiding for 3000 years, and it will continue forever. This is not a good feeling.
Every junior is so stupid. At first, Yunqi was the leader, and others seemed smarter. Now that he has learned it well, I don't like anyone!
At this moment, the paper crane flew over with a puff.
After reading the letter, Chi Xiu sighed deeply. It turns out that a man would put in so much effort to marry a wife. Could it be that all my stupid juniors just lack a beloved girl?Probably not.This is because Daiyu has good talent and high quality. If Yunqi and Hong Niangzi are together, he will only become worse and more hopeless.
The stupid senior brother who was hanging saw his senior brother leave, and cried and shouted: "Senior brother, don't go...I can't spit it out."
"You are too nervous, relax, calm down, think about the head of the junior brother in your stomach."
He walked slowly to the dormitory to get his "On the Similarities and Differences of the Military Officer System, Army System, Arms, and Battle Formation in the Spring and Autumn, Warring States, Qin, Han, Tang, Song, and Yuan Dynasties" (I ordered fourteen This book, with a large number of detailed hand-painted drawings), "The Reasons for the Victory and Loss of the Battle Between Chi You and the Emperor", "What Determines Victory", "The Pros and Cons of All People as Soldiers and the Reasonable Proportion of Soldiers and Civilians".
I packed it and sent it to my junior brother. After thinking about it, he might not be able to understand it, so I attached a note: If you don’t understand it, give it to Daiyu.
Looking back, the corpse had a head, and an eagle was hanging from the tree: "Chirp! Phew! Chirp!" Spit it out!Can't change back!help!
Brother Chi Xiu let him down, and it was obvious that he was too frightened to change back.Just stretch out your arms to let him fall, the eagle claws can easily tear apart the skin of people, but when it landed on his arm, it was as stable as if it landed on a stone pillar.He said: "Let's go hunting." It's a pity that he didn't have a dog, otherwise he would be as happy as when he was young when he went out hunting with the eagle and the dog and rode the iron-eating beast.
After Yao Sanlang dismantled the 'Express', he disdained it, how could I not understand it.Picking up a book and flipping through it, I almost fainted from crying: "Brother is so powerful, when will I catch up to him..."
Daiyu held on to her teacup and forgot to drink, she was fascinated by the story: "So, Qi Shaobao is better than Zhao Zilong?" Since ancient times, beauties love heroes, and Zhao Yun in Romance of the Three Kingdoms is especially handsome!
The lion's helmet opens its mouth to swallow the sky, and the unicorn's armored tiger's body covers it tightly.
The plain white robe hides the dragon and plays in the water, and the eight treasures bring wealth and honor for a long time.
The heart mirror is as bright as autumn water, and the tail of the fish is hooked into a chain.
The beast pot is densely inserted with carved feathers and arrows, and the rhinoceros bow has a half-moon bend.
The phoenix skirt double covers the horse's face, and the jade pendant in the waist holds the dragon spring.
The gods and ghosts are afraid of seeing the gun in the palm, and the white dragon horse jumps into the mountain and climbs the mountain. —Handsome and charming!
The emperor curled his lips in disdain: "Zhao Zilong has never fought a serious battle. You have to read the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, not just the Romance of the Three Kingdoms."
He felt a little regretful, the story about Qi Jiguang's fear of his wife was obviously interesting, but he couldn't tell it, couldn't tell it, couldn't tell it.
"Daiyu, you don't know, the story about him being afraid of his wife in the unofficial history is the most interesting!" Oh, why can't I control myself!
The author has something to say: I am listening to Yi Zhongtian again recently, and feel sorry for Zhao Yun.