Chapter 136 What is Siong
Chapter 136 What is Siong
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "I, master and senior brothers don't have the habit of celebrating the New Year, so just send two packs of stove candy home."
Daiyu glanced at him lazily: "It's up to you."
Yao Sanlang rubbed his hands and moved a little closer: "What you drew...is me." Cute~ The painting is so gentle and lingering~ Deep affection and friendship~
Daiyu rolled his eyes at him, turned to face the wall, and pretended to be asleep: (~o~)~zZ
Yao Sanlang looked like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old minor, he came over and stroked her hair lightly, it was soft and thick, fragrant and soft, holding each strand in his hand like a handful of black clouds.At the beginning, he was careful in touching, and he was careful not to let her find out that he was touching.
But how could Daiyu not know, she could tell from the sound of breathing that he was very close, but silently closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, pretending not to know.Sneaking in my heart, idiot, if I want to find allusions to make fun of you, I can find them at my fingertips.Also too much.
Yao Sanlang sneaked around like a thief for a while, and found a hair falling out on the bed. He was overjoyed, and secretly picked it up and put it in his arms.Save more, come to pick it up every day, and ask the maid for some, and you will soon be able to gather a small strand~(≧▽≦)/~啦~
He searched carefully again, and there was another one on the Suku satin bed sheet and the embroidered silk pillow.The maid carefully tidied up the bedsheets every day, and cleaned up all the hair that fell out, only this time the new ones were still there.This is also thanks to the fact that hair tends to fall out in winter, otherwise he couldn't find any after searching for a long time, Daiyu's hair is well maintained.
He searched carefully on the bed again, and there seemed to be a hair falling out under the pillow. He held it in his hand and gently pulled it out.
Daiyu didn't know what he was doing, he seemed to be touching the bed, a strange habit.Nervously pretending to be asleep, suddenly his scalp hurts: "Ah!" He turned around and slapped him mercilessly: "Why pull my hair out!"
"Oops." Yao Sanlang was startled, he was half squatting and half kneeling on the footrest, he was startled, backed up a bit, stepped on the ground, and slapped his ass.
Daiyu was quite angry at first, but seeing him being so clumsy and funny, all the anger disappeared in her heart, and she burst out laughing.Covering his face with a handkerchief, he leaned back and forth with a smile, pointed at Yao Sanlang and said, "You, hahaha, you! You are such an idiot."
Yao Sanlang stood up expressionlessly, turned around and ran away without saying a word.
Daiyu leaned against the sideboard of the bed: "Sanlang, where are you going?"
Yao Sanlang didn't speak, he left her bedroom and found Hongtao secretly: "Where are the pieces of paper that were just shredded and thrown all over the floor?"
Hong Tao was very puzzled by the relationship between these two people. After a while Yao Zhenren ran away crying, and after a while the princess laughed and could hear clearly through the two doors. She just silently took out a small tray: "Everyone Here, real people, please take a look."
Hahaha, do you want to go back and put it together bit by bit, then stick it with paste, and return it to the princess?
Yao Sanlang stretched out his hand and pointed, and a plate full of shredded paper was restored instantly. There was no gap between the paper and the paper, and it was a whole, except that four small pieces of paper were missing.He held the paper and looked at it for a while, smiled broadly, went back to the place where he threw the paper and ran away, looked up and down carefully, made a model in his heart, and searched around on the ground. , found a piece, got up and looked behind various bottles, between the leaves of jade carvings on the wall, on the beams of the house, and in the vases placed next to it.
Daiyu was curious about what he was doing outside the house, so she got up in her clothes and saw Yao Sanlang standing on a chair holding a bottle and shaking it, as if he wanted to pour something out.She laughed and said, "What a monkey who went to sea, what are you looking for?"
Yao Sanlang chuckled, put down the bottle and jumped down, took out the assembled paper from his sleeve, and handed it over awkwardly: "There are only two pieces of paper left, that's all." It's a pity that one of them is the word Wang.
Daiyu took a look at the paper, and suddenly covered her face and pretended to cry: "Oh, you have such a close relationship with that tiger demon, and you still refuse to let me know! You keep it from me!"
Yao Sanlang sweated: "Sister, don't be angry, I know I was wrong."
Daiyu covered her face tightly, and ran towards the door trembling: "嘤嘤嘤~" In fact, her abdominal muscles hurt from laughing.
Knowing that she was faking, Yao Sanlang hurriedly chased her to stop her: "Don't, don't, I won't dare again."
Daiyu finally couldn't hold it back anymore, she couldn't walk anymore with laughter: "Hahahahaha don't dare to do anything anymore? What are you afraid of?"
Yao Sanlang lowered his head and lowered his hands, honestly looking like a sun-dried succulent, pitiful and cute: "I won't be rash again in the future. Good sister, don't be angry, I'm just, I'm also concerned about it, so chaos Well."
Daiyu stood supporting the table: "Hmph~ I'm going to punish you."
"Yes yes yes, you should be punished, you really should be punished." Yao Sanlang secretly smiled: "Punish me for serving you tea and water, pinching your waist and beating your legs, okay?" This is simply the best punishment~
Daiyu punched him: "Don't talk nonsense! Go and pass a message for me, and tell my master that I want to eat butter residue. If you don't bring the food, don't come to see me, and let me be alone. Stay for a while. Being with you is almost the same as arriving at Huaguo Mountain. It’s going to be a mess.” I want to quietly draw up a gift list for my seniors, especially I don’t know what to give to Immortal Zhenyuan. It's not suitable, give it away, and I don't know what to give it, it's really hard to think about it.
Outside the house, the empress was about to send the emperor to Concubine He Gui. As soon as she left the house, she heard a burst of clear laughter from a distance, and that direction must be Daiyu.The emperor stopped in his tracks and laughed: "The two of them are having trouble for a while, it's really worrying."
He happened to be wearing thick clothes, so he walked over quietly and eavesdropped on the conversation in the room.
After listening for a while, he turned his head and said with a smile, "Young people are really interesting."
The queen stood in the courtyard with her hands in her hands and asked, "Your Majesty, what are you talking about in the room?"
The emperor smiled slightly: "Daiyu is training him, and I don't know why, it seems that Zhenren Yao has done something wrong again, and she is sending her to make amends."
The queen frowned slightly, although Yao Zhenren was infatuated with her, but Daiyu always taught and sent him such a lesson, others praised Yao Zhenren, and there was that villain with a short screwdriver who wanted to flatter Yao Zhenren, ,, As time goes by, will this good marriage be ruined?
Although I am not very satisfied with Yao Zhenren being Daiyu's husband-in-law, I just think he is poor and enjoys his own life, not self-motivated, does not know how to enjoy life, has no taste, nothing else is wrong.Do you want to persuade Daiyu? It's not good to always lecture people like this.
Standing in front of her, the emperor looked at his wife with her head slightly lowered, with a lonely expression on her face, and coaxed her with a smile: "Don't worry, my lord, I will come back as soon as possible. Don't cry, I will never abandon my former alliance."
The queen glanced at him flirtatiously, hooked his cuffs with her small hands, and asked softly, "Mmm... come back early."
The emperor felt that his heart was hooked, and he laughed: "Well, can I stay with you for a while?"
"Go quickly, go early and come back early." The queen said softly in a low voice: "He Guifei's mother is recently... her brother... (omitted [-] words of black information)"
The emperor took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and asked softly: "Has she settled down a bit recently? Is she showing off her power by relying on the empress dowager's favor?"
"Not in person." The queen pursed her lips and tugged on his sleeve reluctantly.
The emperor held her hand back: "The empress dowager's mother clan has not been very peaceful recently..."
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There is a large panel on the table of the Eight Immortals, on which there is a bamboo steamer, and next to it are a pile of bowls, filled with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple dough, some prepared paint water, a bowl of oil, some strange grass stalks and things similar to traditional Chinese medicine.
On the panel were needles, thimbles, rings, a small comb, scissors, a knife, and a handful of silver wire.
Fourth Sister Wen buried her head in it, sitting and working hard and meticulously.
Yao Sanlang suddenly appeared: "Fourth Sister Wen~you..." He landed inaccurately, appeared next to the door, walked over to take a look, and was shocked: "What did you do?"
Fourth Sister Wen quickly picked up a large bowl and put it on the steamer, raised her head viciously: "What the hell! I'm so scared to death!"
Yao Sanlang raised his thumb: "It's very authentic Northeast dialect, Fourth Sister, get up and fry up some lard residue."
Fourth Sister Wen almost lay down on the table: "I don't have time, I'm busy." Her scale-made head was about to explode, and she reacted belatedly: "Are you a god after all? Have you ever seen such a ritual?" !Are you kidding me?"
Yao Sanlang retorted: "I have seen five elements, eight works, three teachings, nine streams and all walks of life in the world, but I have never seen that industry doing things like what you are doing now."
Fourth Sister Wen rolled the dead fish's eyes: "Lard residue...don't even think about it."
Yao Sanlang was shocked in his heart, and looked at her calmly on the surface: "Hehe, if you don't have it, you don't have it."
Fourth Sister Wen sneered and said, "Daiyu asked you to ask for it? If you can't take it back, how can you explain to her?"
Yao Sanlang swallowed his saliva, sighed sadly, walked heavily to the side, grabbed a handful of croquettes: "Crackling (eat), then you make it for me. Daiyu wants to eat, you have the heart not to give it to me." What does she do?"
"If she came to tell me herself, of course I'd be so cute, and I would give anything I wanted. As for you, ha ha."
Yao Sanlang was furious: "Aren't I cute? Am I not good-looking?"
Fourth Sister Wen showed a gentle and regretful smile, she must have been unable to make Huamo quietly if she made such a mess, she just sat up straight, leaned back, and moved around.After doing this for so long, I feel that my body is getting heavier and heavier, as if being pressed down by someone. Is it true that the dragon and the phoenix have spirits, and they can't see their image being made ugly and become such a virtue?
After thinking about it carefully, it should be caused by sitting for too long and working on the panel.
Fourth Sister Wen hooked her hands: "Come on, beat my back, and I'll do it for you."
Yao Sanlang squawked and threw the balls into his mouth, his mouth was full of oil: "It's for your beloved apprentice."
Fourth Sister Wen rolled her eyes: "I promised to do it for her face to face. It was for my beloved apprentice. What about doing it now? Why don't you use it to please her?"
Yao Sanlang grabbed the balls and thought for a while: "That makes sense!" He gleefully stuffed the remaining five balls into his mouth, his cheeks bulging like a little hamster, and he came over to rub her shoulders and beat her back.
Fourth Sister Wen hurriedly avoided: "Don't rub the oil on my body. Wash your hands."
"Tsk tsk, you've changed after you got married. You used to wipe your hands with your clothes after eating."
"Cut! At that time, I wore a piece of clothing for three years, and I didn't wash it very much, and no one looked at me." Fourth Sister Wen leaned back comfortably: "Yes, it's the neck, give me a good pinch, oh, I'm exhausted. gone."
Yao Sanlang said frantically: "What delicious food do you make to make your old man so tired?"
"The things used to worship ancestors are not delicious, but they are super beautiful!" Fourth Sister Wen showed her acting skills and looked very proud.
As soon as Yao Sanlang heard that it was not delicious, he pretended not to know, and pinched absent-mindedly: "Fourth Sister~ Do you think Daiyu likes me?"
Fourth Sister Wen thought for a while: "Should I still like it?"
Yao Sanlang pursed his lips, feeling aggrieved: "She told me to stay away from her, let her be quiet for a while, and said that she seemed to be with me to Huaguo Mountain, noisy and annoying. Am I really annoying? I I made a fool of myself today..."
Fourth Sister Wen's eyes glowed: "Why are you so stupid, let's hear it!"
Yao Sanlang hesitated: "There is nothing to say, you don't understand, you don't even understand your own affairs."
"Hey, the authorities are obsessed and the bystanders are clear. I don't understand it myself, but my apprentices and friends understand it very well."
Yao Sanlang felt that what she said was very reasonable, so he said everything about the "tiger demon's misunderstanding", but he didn't say anything about his tears.
Fourth Sister Wen was speechless for a long time, and slowly turned her head to look at him: "To be honest, I had a crush on Brother Zhuo and couldn't get it back then, and I didn't struggle with a trivial matter like you every day. You can't do this."
"Why not?"
"The layout is too small, the style is too small, and the grade is too low." Fourth Sister Wen summed it up, and said tactfully: "If it were me, I wouldn't want you either. I think about love and love all day long, like a yearning Girlish, unreliable."
Yao Sanlang was struck by lightning: "(⊙o⊙) ah!" Especially, I ran out crying, Daiyu must think that I am terrible, irresponsible, brainless and classless, like a girl.
She thinks I'm annoying!Looking back, I also feel that I am very annoying!Why don't I die?The plan I made two days ago is to read poetry and books, learn a lot, and talk elegantly... In short, I am like a big brother, elegant, domineering and charming, but _(:з」∠)_.
Fourth Sister Wen stood up to move around, and heard the sound of bones cracking, silently went to the natural refrigerator outside the house to get back a piece of fat, and handed it to Yao Sanlang: "Come on, let him return to room temperature."
Yao Sanlang held the pork in despair and reflected on his mistakes, major mistakes, and decisive major mistakes.
Fourth Sister Wen poked the pork in his palm, um, it was thawed, the fat part was not too hard when it was frozen.Take it away and throw it on the side of the noodles. Cut DuangDuang's into small pieces of one cubic centimeter. After cutting it, I regret it. It should be sliced, and sliced is more delicious.
Forget it, throw it in the pot, and while Yao Sanlang was immersed in his thoughts and couldn't extricate himself, he kicked him: "Go light the fire." When I was a dragon just now, I kicked out the maid who was in charge of lighting the fire.
Yao Sanlang went to light the fire while thinking deeply.
Throw all the fat pork into the pot, add a little bit of water, and cook it slowly over a low heat. Soon, all the fat will flow out, and the pot of fat meat will become a pot of oil. The strong aroma of the small crispy diced meat has already enveloped the whole room, and Fourth Sister Wen couldn't help swallowing: "Oh, if I have a good physique that won't get fat no matter how much I eat, I will eat lard residue every day. It's a pity ah."
Yao Sanlang squatted on the ground and slowly threw firewood under the stove, staring at the blazing flames, not knowing what to do, his admiration was beyond words, his eyes sparkling.
Slowly fry for a while, prepare the plate, and spread a piece of cooked Xuan on the plate.
The Fourth Sister Wen picked up the strainer, and with just one scoop, she took out all the lard residue floating in the pot that looked like stars. In line with the idea of a modern cook who uses rice paper without kitchen paper, she almost absorbs oil. Throwing all the lard dregs on the plate, he picked up a pinch of salt, and while shaking his wrist to make the finely chopped crispy meat roll, he sprinkled the salt finely and evenly.
Yao Sanlang stood up silently: "Are you ready?"
Fourth Sister Wen searched in the kitchen, found a piece of oiled paper and wrapped it up, then touched it in her bosom, found some scattered silver, pinched half of it with her nails and gave it to him: "By the way, buy a candied haws for Daiyu, You know how to pick the candied haws, right?"
Yao Sanlang nodded: "I'll see how I feel. I can see if the candied haws seller has a conscience."
Then he left, and Fourth Sister Wen continued to pinch the dragon's face on the table, but she couldn't do it well because her hands were shaking... She imagined the finished product and almost made herself cry.
Daiyu was quiet for a while, then spread out the book, started to read, read the history books, read the poems when she was tired, and continued to read the history books after resting.
I saw an unfamiliar word in the law book, took out Cihai and Shuowen Jiezi to read, and saw an example sentence using this word, which was from a famous article, and couldn’t help but read the whole article. After reading it, I felt very good. I looked for the author's life and read a few other articles—this is a scholar with many books.
She is holding the "Qi Min Yao Shu" that she doesn't know how to turn over to watch the planting of scorpion: Ling Dong does not wither, there are four seasons, and there are pine trees.Looking at putting the book on the table, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "I just thought,,, look at Gao Huan and Yu Wentai again?"
Yao Sanlang knocked on the window with several packs of snacks in his hand, and said in a low voice, "Sister, I'm back."
Daiyu sighed softly, finding him both annoying and cute, she went to open the window: "What is my master doing?"
Yao Sanlang stuffed all the oiled paper bags into her hand: "Sister Wen is preparing something for the New Year. I'm going back to read, so I won't disturb you."
Daiyu kept guessing the taste of Siong in her heart, and found that he was a little sluggish, but she didn't think much of it. Seeing the oily light on his mouth, she smiled slightly, closed the window, continued to read while eating snacks.
Yao Sanlang thought about it outside the window, then left silently. After returning home, he sat in front of the desk for half a day, picked up a pen to write a letter, and described today's events in detail: Big brother, I think I did something wrong, I don't look like a man What a man does.
Also, Daiyu is going to give you something, tell me what you want so that I can give her some advice, which also shows that I am caring.
Brother Chi Xiu, who was meditating, was disturbed by his letter for the umpteenth time. He patiently opened the paper crane, read the letter inside, and frowned perplexedly: "You are so obedient and obedient, yet you actually ran out crying... Is it really the letter written by Yunqi? Did someone (Daiyu) play tricks on him and write the letter under a fake name?" He didn't bother to figure it out, so he stood up and rode out on the cloud to read.
Seeing Yao Yunqi lying on the window and sighing, staring at the sunset in a daze, laughing and sighing for a while, his eyes were red, as if he had cried.There are many books and stacks of papers on the side table.So, maybe he really changed from a preserved egg, a stubborn and twisted bastard all over his body to this?I know how to introspect, want to reform, and want to become a decent fairy.
Brother Chi Xiu scratched his head silently. Although he has read a lot of books and read a lot of truths, he still doesn't understand what's going on. If I had known that there was a girl who asked him to chase him, I would have been able to change it. I would have thought of a way to get a junior sister Come to shock all the juniors.To maintain the dignity of the big brother, don't talk nonsense when you don't understand, and if you say a wrong sentence, you will be laughed at by these little bastards for 1000 years.Now that his temperament has changed drastically, I'll go and see Daiyu to see if she has changed.
some!It's an inch taller!
Daiyu held a book in her left hand and a candied haws in her right hand, and she ate it, thinking distressedly: "What the hell is a scorpion? Lu You said that the rain sent cold sounds all over his back, and now he is really a lotus man. Poor I am very slow when things happen, and I only grow late wombs in September. It should be delicious, right? Or it is not delicious, just a food for hunger... What is it?"
Chi Xiu said in his heart: It's Chinese cabbage!Reading and eating snacks is not a good habit!
There is an emerald cabbage next to you, have you seen it?Winter is the season to eat cabbage.
Tsk, I really want to tell her the answer, forget it, I came here secretly, don't let anyone know.
He quietly left again, not letting Yunqi know that I had been here, and went back to his room to write a letter: "Running away crying is not only unseemly, but also strange. This is not what a man should do. With your Cultivation, if there is any tiger monster approaching her, how can you not know? Such suspicion..." Just as I was about to send the letter, I habitually wanted to answer the questions of the cute little junior sister, and I felt uncomfortable if I didn't answer.
"Bi Lu, Bi Lu! How is your Chinese cabbage growing?"
Senior Brother Bilu was sitting on the edge of his own vegetable field, drinking tea and basking in the sun comfortably, put down his teacup and stood up and replied: "They all grow very well, they can be served cold."
Chi Xiu nodded slightly: "Very good, I'll take one."
"Brother, please go ahead."
Chi Xiu chopped a Chinese cabbage, it was huge, it was two feet long, it was white and round like a watermelon, it was bumped in his hand, although it was not heavy, it should weigh more than ten catties.
In addition, I made a big paper crane and simply wrote: "I will give you one of the scorpions planted by Bilu for a good harvest."
Holding the cabbage in its paws, the crane flew to the sky, exhaling~ refreshed.
Yao Sanlang received a letter with very pertinent suggestions: First, don't cry when you don't understand what happened.Second, no matter what happens, crying is useless.Third, those who can use their brains use their brains, and those who cannot use their fists.Fourth, believe in your own practice and appearance.
Chi Xiu also wrote that he didn't want anything, so he just sent some snacks and fed them to his juniors.
Daiyu heard the sound of cranes pecking at the window, she was familiar with this sound, it was the magic of paper cranes.
Open the window and look: "Ah!" What a pleasant surprise. (⊙o⊙) Ah!
Suddenly I knew what a scorpion was, and suddenly I got a Chinese cabbage!
The author has something to say: In fact, this is how my time disappears...
Chinese cabbage is so delicious hahaha~
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