[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 106 Flower Tin + Spider Web

Sacrificing is not fun at all, and the emperor has no intention of practicing.

On the first night, I listened sincerely to Master Qingxu Tongmiao's teaching on "how to practice □□", and Yao Sanlang also spoke very seriously.Half an hour later, Daiyu printed "Got it" in batches next to her, and put down her pen: "Brother, Brother Erlang~ Wake up."

The emperor leaned on the table and pillowed his arms: (~o~)~zZ

Yao Sanlang waved his hand: "Don't bark." He stood up from the futon lightly, picked up the vermilion pen on the table, and dipped it in cinnabar ink.Carefully, she approached the emperor, squatted down and picked up a brush to draw his eyebrows, with smudges in the painting, carefully drawn.

Daiyu smiled lightly: "Brother Sanlang, you are too bad!"

Yao Sanlang carefully drew three petals, and asked softly with a pen in hand, "Is it pretty?"

The emperor had not yet grown a beard, his face was white and round, and his eyebrows and facial features all leaned towards his gentle and dignified mother.Because I was wearing white clothes during fasting, sitting cross-legged on a futon, leaning on a low table and falling asleep, with a bright candle next to it, and the eyebrows were a bit like a beauty sleeping in spring.

Daiyu had no choice but to nod: "It's really a country and a city...Brother Sanlang, draw me one too~" The weather of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, among other things, the flower between the eyebrows is so beautiful.

Yao Sanlang didn't have enough fun, he sketched a mustache for him casually, then rushed over, knelt down in front of her, put down his pen, and rubbed his hands excitedly like a fly: "Really?"

Daiyu dipped in the cinnabar ink, handed him the pen, and raised her eyebrows slightly: "If you don't do it, do you still want me to invite you three times and four times?"

Yao Sanlang hesitated with a pen in his hand: "Sister who is as beautiful as my sister should be pasted with gold foil and pearls. Use this batch of cinnabar ink to change the memorial. She is a beautiful lady."

Daiyu smiled lightly: "I'll take a look at the painting, I have to wipe it off before going out of the house, and I'll cut the gold foil slowly when I go back to the palace."

"Okay." Yao Sanlang carefully picked up the pen, and put a little red dot on her eyebrows.

The heart is bumping into a deer, as if it is not the tip of the pen that touches her eyebrows, but his own fingers.

He whispered like a whisper: "Lift your head up."

The emperor rubbed his eyes: "Yawn~ Why did I fall asleep?"

There are countless memorial tablets in the high shrine in front of him. Before coming here, it would be eerie to be alone, and it would be even more terrifying if you stayed here overnight. Now it’s all right, with Yao Zhenren and Daiyu together, it’s not scary at all.

Turning his face, he saw that beautiful picture: the little princess who was supposed to be serious about reviewing the memorial for him was sitting on the futon, her face was upturned, her eyes were closed, the corner of her mouth was slightly smiling, and her forehead was half red.And the appointed god who came to pray for all living beings knelt straight on the smooth ground, held his breath, and carefully drew a picture on the forehead of his goddess with a vermilion pen in his hand.

The emperor clapped his hands: "Okay, the joy of thrush is so good, you don't even care about me sleeping next to you?"

Yao Sanlang was so frightened that his hands trembled, and he almost spent a fortune on painting: "Oh, Your Majesty, how can I ignore you? I drew it for you first." Oh, the joy of thrush~ It's great!I didn't even think of it!

Daiyu actually didn't expect 'thrush' and its related hints (the pleasure of the boudoir is better than thrush) at this moment, she understood, shyly pushed his hand away, and said coquettishly: "I won't draw!" Taking out the handkerchief Come on, just wipe it off.

Why did the emperor wear a mirror, but he had a tiny golden knife for decoration hanging on his silk belt. He took a look at his own face on the blade and turned his anger into joy: "Sure enough, you are so beautiful! Thank you!" I am a man, if not, I would be so beautiful."

Yao Sanlang was entangled with Daiyu endlessly: "My good sister, take a look before you wipe it! I knelt and painted until my knees hurt!"

Daiyu blushed all over her face: "Don't look, I'm ashamed to death!"

The emperor will be a single dog for several days, and now is the first day, so he feels very depressed: "Enough is enough for you two! Don't flirt in front of my mother's memorial tablet!"

Yao Sanlang saw the tears in Daiyu's eyes, he didn't dare to make trouble anymore, he quickly turned his head and said, "Don't dare." Facing the densely packed tablets, Yao Sanlang said: "The poor man is very polite, he disturbed the empress dowager, please forgive me .”

The emperor was very satisfied: "Daiyu, are you afraid of sleeping alone at night?"

Daiyu blushed and shook her head: "I'm not afraid."

"Well, if you are afraid, you can sneak out and let people from the east escort you to find your master."

"Thank you brother, I... will try to see if I'm afraid."

"Hahaha." The emperor chuckled a few times, took the handkerchief from Yao Sanlang, wiped his forehead and beard with some tea, and said, "Brother Sanlang~ you and I will sleep together tonight."

"Huh? Why?"

The emperor glared at him in displeasure, what if I am scared to sleep alone!

Every time there is a thunderstorm, I have to bury my head in the queen's arms so as not to be so afraid!But can this kind of words be said?Can't!

He looked at Daiyu again: "It's fine for the little girl to skip class, and you can't write well even if you are asked to write! You even use the pen I approved of the memorial to scribble! It's outrageous. If you see the imperial memorial in the future and say that you despise me Tianwei, don't cry with me."

Daiyu snickered twice, sat in front of the short table in a serious manner, and began to print batches of "Got it", "I got it" and "Very good, I got it".She wrote these three characters quickly and well, confusing the fake with the real.

After finishing writing, they each went to bed.

On the second day, continuing their boring life, Yao Sanlang and Daiyu meditated and practiced qi, which was a good way to pass the time, but it was boring after a long time.By chance, the emperor saw the excellent folk cultural treasure of "Doupai (Doudizhu)", and was overjoyed. He rushed into the game and sat motionless for two hours.

In the main hall of the Taimiao, the doors and windows were closed. According to the prediction of the officials, the emperor should sit in meditation and sincerely pray to the ancestors.In fact, he was playing cards happily. Not only did he play cards, but he also asked someone to sneak in a jar of wine, and played cards while drinking.

The emperor is rich in the world, Daiyu has several thousand taels of silver, and Yao Sanlang is poor and has nothing.

So they didn't gamble, and the gamble was extremely boring. They gambled on five-spice peanuts, ten grains each, counting.

After two hours of poker.

The emperor lay down on the ground, his stomach bulging: "Hi'er~"

Daiyu frowned slightly, making a Xizi holding a heart: "Hi'er~"

Yao Sanlang looked blank: "As for it?" He is not good at poker and eats the most, but he can't stop his big appetite~

Duobao: "..."

The emperor nodded weakly, struggling to reach out his hand: "Water..." After drinking a lot of wine, why are you still thirsty?

Yao Sanlang said golden words: "Don't drink water, your stomach will bloat if you drink too much."

The emperor thumped the table: "Thirsty! The peanuts are too dry. If I had known this, I should have gambled a few less! If I had known this, I might as well gamble with you!"

Someone knocked on the door, and the emperor quickly got up and meditated solemnly.

Duobao ran over to clean up the wine jar and the peanut basket. Yao Sanlang gathered the cards randomly, put them in his sleeves, and then sat down.

Daiyu took out the mirror to take a look at her own face, brushed her hair, and kneeled in front of the god statue with her palms folded, pretending to pray

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The emperor looked around, and there was a slight smell of alcohol in the room, but he was used to not being able to smell it, so he thought there was no problem: "Who is it!"

The person outside the door heard the sound of kneeling, and the voice of the servant who was neither yin nor yang respectfully said: "Report to the Holy Majesty, the empress sent someone to deliver the clothes. The Qin Tianjian observed the sky at night and found that there may be snow in a few days. Your Majesty is worried that His Majesty's thin clothes will catch the cold."

After hearing this, the emperor felt very warm.He stood up and moved to the table, wrote a love poem with a pen, and said a few words in a warm and friendly manner, dried the letter paper, folded it up and handed it to Duobao: "Seal it and send it to the empress."

"Yes!"

The emperor sat for a while longer: "Tsk, I still want to play two more games... Come on, come on, this time I bet on running around. Just in this room, run around. Just in time to digest food." But run around the edge of the hall , and the circumference can also be more than 100 meters.

Daiyu moved the futon over and fought again.

Yao Sanlang grinned: "There are so many memorial tablets here, how dare the Holy Majesty play?"

The emperor winked and smiled but did not answer: "To three!"

Hehehe, the dead ghosts in this room don't matter except my mother. My mother is gentle and shy, but she likes to be lively, and she likes to watch me play games.As the saying goes, serving death is like a waiter, if she is still alive, she will be very willing to sit beside me and watch me play cards without saying a word.

After playing a few more games and running more than a dozen laps, the three of them felt much more comfortable touching their stomachs!Just as I was about to continue playing, someone knocked on the door again.

The three hurriedly picked up their cards, and covered Hulu on the table with a futon. The emperor raised his voice, "Who is it?"

"My lord, my minister Zhuo Donglai has something to ask for an audience."

"Come east~ come in~"

Zhuo Donglai pushed the door open and entered, and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, Changan will be safe for thousands of years."

Daiyu hastily stood up and avoided, as a princess, she didn't need to avoid it, but after all, she was the master.

The emperor smiled: "Excuse me. Close the door. Come from the east, come and sit."

Zhuo Donglai came over as he said, and cupped his hands: "Shenxian Yao, the eldest princess."

Dai Yu returned the gift with a blessing: "Master."

Yao Sanlang was annoyed when he saw him, but now the relationship between Daiyu and him was settled, and he also smiled very nicely, pretending to be a husband and wife: "Mr. Zhuo."

Zhuo Donglai said: "Can the two of you escape temporarily?"

Daiyu and Yao Sanlang looked at each other and were about to leave.

The emperor said: "Wait a minute!" Under the watchful eyes of the three of them, he took out the cards from his pocket: "Let's go after playing!"

Daiyu and Yao Sanlang took cards from their sleeves together.

One minute later, the emperor ran around the house: "Come east! What are you going to say?"

"...Your Majesty, it's not too late to talk about it after you come back."

"Okay~"

The two young ones left together, closing the door intimately.

Yao Sanlang smiled at the door: "Hahaha, Mr. Zhuo's complexion is really pretty."

Daiyu tugged at his sleeve: "You idiot, don't talk about it here!" He was right inside the door and could hear him clearly.

"Let's go, I'm going back to study. I've been messing around all day, and I've been slack in my studies."

"That's right, what book do you want to read?"

"I haven't figured it out yet, I just have to read the book for a while."

Zhuo Donglai told all about Jia Yuanchun finding his wife and wanting to be Zheng Xiu in a low voice, and said respectfully: "Your meritorious deeds have made the ladies in the palace think that you can shake the Sacred Heart. guilt."

"Is it interesting to pretend to be so polite to me?"

Zhuo Dong glanced at the tablets and nodded, "It's okay."

"Cut!" The emperor leaned on the table, tapped his fingers on the table, and knocked for a long time: "It stands to reason that the queen is pregnant, and the hearts of the officials and the harem must be fluctuating, asking me to take a concubine again. Why the hell do they say anything? What do you have to listen to, don’t you think so? I won’t accept concubines!”

"Yes. Erlang is indeed strong and decisive."

The emperor was praised very beautifully: "However, she dared to ask your daughter-in-law to go. This is treating me as an uninitiated person. Could it be that I like the queen because I was persuaded to like it? Hey, come here, take her How about giving it to you as a little wife?"

Zhuo Donglai smiled slightly: "Ze Lan just said about this yesterday, if I take a concubine, she will try the speed of the knife."

The emperor laughed: "It's okay to kill her! You can definitely deal with her aftermath."

The smile in Zhuo Donglai's eyes became warmer: "She didn't intend to kill those women, but she wanted to fight to the death with me."

"Hey~!" The emperor yelled like Guo Degang: "Domineering enough! Strong enough! Is she your opponent?"

"In ordinary contests, I am slightly better. If it is a life-and-death fight,,, I feel guilty when she shoots with anger, and it is hard to tell the winner."

"Well, Donglai, are you still smiling so happily?"

"Love to the extreme is hate. Zelan has an indifferent personality and a wild behavior. She has fought with others no more than three times in her life. The first time was for her mother, the second time was for her father, and the third time was for I will take revenge." Of course I am proud~

The emperor said in his heart that I don't know you and your wife very well. Of course, when I saw her, I couldn't understand what you liked about her at all: "Why didn't she kill Concubine Ji, and wanted to kill you? Those women seduced you .”

Zhuo Donglai had a happy expression on his face: "Ze Lan knows me very well. She knows that I will not be hooked, impulsive, or treacherous. There is no woman in this world who can seduce me. I have always been calm. If I take a concubine It means... she understands."

The emperor was speechless for a while, forget it, forget it, you have extraordinary intelligence and taste, she is also a strange person, what does that woman Jia Yuanchun look like?

It seems that it can be used.After all, she is the eldest granddaughter of Rongguo Mansion, and she is also a woman who pretends to be smart.

Originally, in two years, she would reach the age, and she could be released for marriage, but she refused to keep her own place, and tried every means to make a living, and wanted to stay in the palace, haha.

The emperor raised his eyebrows slightly, and smiled with anger: "Donglai, what if I give her to the Supreme Emperor? The Supreme Emperor has not accepted her for several years,,, forget it, hiccup, if she becomes a concubine, I will salute her, It's really annoying. What do you think?"

"...Your Majesty's family affairs, I dare not speak nonsense."

The emperor hugged him tightly: "Hi'er~cough cough. Donglai, I have always treated you as a brother, so I'm here to advise my brother."

"What are you going to do with Rongguo Mansion?"

"When more crimes have been accumulated, the officials will be seized."

"Then what is the use of Jia Yuanchun's stay in the Rongguo Mansion?"

"It's useless. It's just that she is angry with the queen and has an affair with the spider. I don't want to let her go. Forget it, the spider case has not been investigated yet, and she is still suspected. This matter will be discussed later."

"Okay. Erlang, what did you eat? Your stomach is round."

The emperor rubbed his stomach and laughed: "Hey hey, Dong Lai, don't go, the four of us play two more cards, you help me win it back!"

In the evening, Zhuo Dong came home and said to Fourth Sister Wen: "Tomorrow you go to the palace to find Jia Yuanchun, and tell her that I agree to what she asked. The suspicion on him has not been cleared. When the spider case is over, I will help him get what he wanted."

"Are you sure? I think the relationship between the emperor and the empress is very good. Brother, you have to provoke them, ouch!!" Fourth Sister Wen covered her forehead angrily, and was flicked again.

"This is what the emperor meant. He intends to use Jia Yuanchun to do something, but he can't bear to see him die in the palace when he is young and beautiful. He is still hesitating. Just follow my words."

Fourth Sister Wen suddenly realized: "Oh! Okay!"

Zhuo Donglai was with his cousins ​​again, forging the marriage certificate from ten years ago and the geng table exchanged by the two families, so they became husband and wife for ten years~

Fourth Sister Wen: "Hahahahahahahahahaha~"

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In the early morning of the third day, Daiyu got up and was combing her hair. She only knew how to comb Taoist nuns' hair, so she could barely handle it here, because the imperial temple did not allow maids to enter, and the queen appointed two eunuchs to serve her, but she didn't want the eunuchs to do it for her. Comb your own hair.It was five o'clock in the morning by the chime clock inside the house, but the sky outside the window didn't look like it was five o'clock.

Yao Sanlang sometimes goes to bed without untiing his hair, but now he just needs to sit up and put on his shoes to come out.

Stretching out of the house, he immediately went to find Lin Daiyu to give her thrush.

Even if I can't give her thrush, I am very happy to be pushed away~

Looking up, he was shocked, all the doors and windows of Daiyu's house were covered in layers of cobwebs and turned pale.

Yao Sanlang relied on his status as a god and his friendship with the red lady, so he tore open a thick and soft cobweb, but there were no spiders in the cobweb, so he knocked hard on the window: "Sister, sister, are you up?" ?”

Daiyu was puzzled when he heard his urgent and crying tone, she opened the window and saw Brother Sanlang with an anxious face: "What's wrong?"

Yao Sanlang looked at her white, tender and round face with a perplexed face, her hair was a little messy, her face was still flushed from waking up, and her eyes were misty.In a moment of excitement, he covered his heart and almost cried: "Your house is sealed by spider webs. It scared me to death!"

Daiyu leaned on the window sill and looked around, saw that the sky was bright, but the darkness in the house was caused by spider webs, she was furious, gritted her teeth and sneered: "Could it be that the ancestor of the spider I killed came to take revenge? Well done! Catch her and fry it for my master!"

She was furious like never before, so angry that if the enemy dared to appear in front of her, she didn't want to use a knife, she wanted to press it to the ground and tear it apart!Jing Huan didn't ask me if I was willing or not, and forced a matchmaker to match me up, harming people everywhere.This spider wanted to kill the queen because it made a mistake first, if it ran out of the door, who would hurt him, its ancestor has such a big face, dare to come to me for revenge!

Yao Sanlang heard that Daiyu was so angry that she made footsteps when she walked, and ran along outside the house, shouting repeatedly: "Sister, sister, don't be angry, don't mess around! Be careful of poisonous spiders."

Daiyu still listened to it, and felt suspicious when she saw the door latch clenched her fist. As soon as she stretched out her hand, she felt creepy and withdrew her hand again.

He clenches his fists and grabs the short knife on the table. Usually he thinks the one-foot-five-inch short knife is too long to hide, but now he hates that it is not three feet long.Turning a deaf ear to Yao Sanlang's chatter outside the door, she stretched her muscles, one foot in front and the other behind, ready to retreat quickly.

"Huh!" Taking a deep breath, the tip of the knife lightly flicked open the latch.

Bang, clang.The black, hard and heavy latch flew up and fell to the ground again.

"Stand back! I'll kick the door open."

Daiyu hesitated for a moment, this is indeed the best way, because the door opens inwards, she can't open the door from a distance, and brother Sanlang can kick the door open from the outside.Step back a few steps: "Okay! Kick it."

Hearing the noise outside the house, the emperor put on his clothes and got up: "What's wrong? Ah! What's going on here?"

Yao Sanlang didn't dare to kick the door, but slowly pushed over half a meter away with his magic power. The thickness and flexibility of the spider web were extraordinary, and the elasticity was astonishing.He pressed the spider web and kept pushing the door open, but he still couldn't pierce the spider web: "Hold the grass, I can't get it open."

Although they didn't see each other on the opposite side, both of them knew that the door was open.

Cang clang clanging, dragons singing and tigers roaring, the precious sword unsheathed, Daiyu sneered: "Get out of the way."

The emperor didn't dare to approach the room wrapped like a cocoon, subconsciously stood behind the pillar: "Sanlang, what's going on?"

The guards and eunuchs had already crowded out, and they only dared to watch from a distance but did not dare to get close.

Yao Sanlang patted his head: "Your Majesty, the situation is still unclear, there should be spirits at work."

The emperor asked, "Is that a cocoon or a spider's web?"

I have never seen a white and impenetrable spider web.Why do they want to make the house airtight and suffocate her to death?

His face changed slightly: "Is Daiyu okay?"

The snow-white, silvery thick spider web that blocked the entire four doors quickly bulged into a bulge.

Daiyu stabbed it with a knife, but it couldn't be pierced.She poured real qi into the knife and struck again in anger.The saber air was vertical and horizontal, piercing the thick spider web, maybe this can no longer be called a spider web, it should be called a spider silk mattress.

Strangely enough, there wasn't a single spider in this one-inch-thick, surprisingly elastic web.

Everyone imagined a huge spider that came to weave a web in the dark and then sneaked away.This is terrible!

The emperor saw the flash of the saber, and a gap in the shape of an 'I' was broken through the thick white curtain, revealing Daiyu with disheveled hair and a light red Taoist robe, with an ugly face.

For a moment no one dared to speak.Except for Yao Sanlang, who just stood by the door to hide from the saber aura, and now he took a step and appeared in front of Daiyu: "No spiders?"

"No! Yes!" The knife in Daiyu's hand couldn't bear the huge knife energy, it shattered like a tortoise shell, and fell to the ground and was smashed into pieces.She was still angry: "Sanlang, figure out for me who the other party is, I will come to the door and beat him to death!"

Yao Sanlang: "I'll count it." In order to be reliable, he stretched out his hand and tore off a large piece of spider silk mattress, and used it as a primer for calculation.

The emperor had to come out: "Daiyu, have you eaten?"

She barely restrained her anger: "Not yet. Good morning, brother."

"Don't be too angry. Soldiers come to cover up water and soil. There is always a solution. Come and have breakfast with me." The emperor took her by the hand and went back to the house: "If you want to achieve great things, you have to be happy and angry. , you see, what's the use of being so angry? You see, I have so many troubles all day long, when did I put it on my face? If someone sees it, it will be ruined."

Daiyu knew how many troubles he had, and clearly knew: the locust plague in Jin, the military disaster in southern Xinjiang, the violation of laws and disciplines by the dignitaries, the failure to implement the decrees in the court, and all kinds of dissent in the harem. Some teenagers lost their mothers and their fathers were unkind.

There are enemies everywhere, it's hard for him to play happily, such a big city is really admirable.She gradually calmed down her anger, lowered her head and took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun. After chewing, the delicious meat stuffing was tasteless: "Brother, your heart will solve all your troubles, but I"

"What's wrong with you? Can't you do it?" The emperor chuckled and said, "More than ten years ago, I didn't expect to be a prince. After I became a prince, I didn't expect to be an emperor. After I became emperor, I thought I would have no children. The Supreme Emperor asked the immortal to visit Taoism, but I never expected to meet my immortal. Daiyu, your luck is rare in the world. What is your fate like this? Don’t be afraid, just work hard.”

Daiyu sighed deeply when she heard this, and said softly: "What brother said is true. I have been restless and arrogant recently, thanks to brother who woke me up."

The emperor stroked her hair happily: "Sanlang said that all Youdao Mingjun will become gods in front of Emperor Gouchen after his death. You must practice hard, and we will meet in the sky in the future."

I think you should be like what is written in the storybook, find someone deep in the mountains and forests to retreat and practice hard for ten years, and after you come out, you will be invincible all over the world.can you?

Yao Sanlang approached with shame on his face, and said gruffly, "I'm sorry, I can't figure out the result. The other party's ability is higher than mine (several times, and it's been hoodwinked)."

Daiyu smiled faintly: "It doesn't matter, let's eat."

The author has something to say: The emperor is very miserable, but it looks sunny and healthy, have you noticed it?