Chapter 104 Showing Love + Confession
Chapter 104 Showing Love + Confession
Yao Sanlang temporarily sintered a pool on the ground, built an earth circle, and poured a large basket of crabs into it with magic spells.Raise your hand to lift a water ball from the well, throw it in the pool, and soak the crabs. "Okay, just soak overnight."
Daiyu looked at the group of crabs with compassion, and said kindly: "There is still snow left, so they won't freeze to death, right?"
"No, right?" Yao Sanlang scratched his head. Although he has the experience of living in the wild for so many years, to put it bluntly, he eats what he has, and he eats when he has nothing to eat. He catches wild animals and insects in the mountains and eats them in the river. There are mussels and fish on the side, and the materials are obtained locally, which is simple and convenient, but there is no need to take care of the ingredients.He thought about it carefully, and added another spell for heat preservation: "Come on, don't really freeze to death."
Phantom: (#‵′) Convex
Daiyu looked up and saw that the sky was a little dark: "It seems to be snowing again, let's go quickly, we can come back for dinner in time."
Yao Sanlang was still squatting on the ground to observe whether the crabs were fresh: "The dishes are becoming more and more boring these days. I want to eat boiled fish."
Although Daiyu rarely travels far these years, she has eaten all kinds of cuisines and snacks all over the country, and she has no preference. gone?"
Yao Sanlang said: "It's not spicy enough, it's not oily enough, and there's no spirits. When Fourth Sister Wen made spicy crabs, she used half pot of chili and half pot of crabs, and her mouth was swollen after eating two spicy ones. That was enjoyable. Now she's pregnant. Yes, the food is bland, and even the recipes are written blandly."
Jing Huan was very annoyed, that annoying woman was actually pregnant!
She won't live well, can she?Will not!
After all, you are also a fairy, so greedy for food and drink, without any scruples about your image, really embarrassing to our fairy circle!
Daiyu laughed: "Then you guessed wrong. We usually go to Yongfu Palace to eat, and naturally we should mainly eat the queen's diet. She always likes light food, and it is rare to eat a little spicy occasionally. How can you eat spicy food like you?" You usually eat crispy fried peppers as a snack...
Yao Sanlang was pleased with himself.Of course, I ate all the chili left by Senior Brother Bilu~ He almost went mad with anger.
Jing Huan silently watched the two show their affection. As a single dog, she felt that she was so superfluous that she could die.
But she will not die, she just has to persist in shining and being an obstacle.
Even if it can't get in the way, it must be an eyesore, and if it can't be an eyesore, it must... You have to persevere in living, and living is enough to irritate people.
Seeing that Yao Sanlang couldn't restlessly conjure up a brush to brush the dirt off the crab's back, Daiyu urged, "Okay, let's go."
Yao Sanlang was a little obsessive-compulsive: "Wait, wait until I finish brushing it up."
Daiyu had no choice but to wait for him, and when she saw Jing Huan rolling her eyes with envy and jealousy, she became suspicious: "You met Jia Baoyu, and you really did everything from the truth? If you dare to lie to me, you should know the consequences." .”
Jing Huan gritted his teeth and hated himself for being in such a situation, but he could do nothing about it: "Don't dare. Just let me see Shenying's waiter, and I will answer whatever you ask."
Background sound: Yao Sanlang is swishing.
Daiyu felt dishonesty when she saw her beautiful face.He also ordered: "Since that's the case, you swear to listen to me."
Jing Huan couldn't control his longing for him, and immediately swore: "By God, as long as I see Baoyu, I will answer every question. If I violate this test, I will lose my human body and be fried to death." Right, Miss Lin?"
Daiyu frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong, thought about it, and sneered: "Answer all questions, and what you say may not be the truth, right? You can be a fairy even if you don't regain your human body. You are a skill. I swear again! I say that I will answer truthfully when I ask any questions, otherwise the waiter of Shenying will die and be reduced to maggots, and I will never be reborn forever."
Jing Huan shook his body and his face changed drastically: "You, Miss Lin, it's my fault for plotting against you, so don't implicate him."
So vicious!
Yao Sanlang grabbed a crab and brushed it vigorously, without raising his head: "Who are you doing this for, don't we know? According to what you just said, you just want to cheat, and you don't say anything when you see Baoyu. I will tell you the truth." , Don’t think that labor and management come from a famous family and don’t know any crooked friends, what are you, when I was talking and laughing with Brother Mengmo, you haven’t learned to walk yet!”
Jing Huan's face changed color, and he couldn't stop peeking at Yao Shenxian, such a beautiful male fairy, so condescending to his lover, and so gentle and considerate to flatter his lover, that he even devoted himself desperately. threaten me.
Alas, what can she, Lin Daiyu, have?Don't they just look better?Isn't it smart and sharp?Isn't it just life experience?Isn't it just luck?Isn't it just born with a human body?How come I don't have such luck.
The situation was pressing, she had to bow her head: "Okay, I swear again."
She honestly followed Daiyu's instructions and said the oath again.
Yao Sanlang is serious and dedicated: Swish, swish, swish...
Daiyu saw that the water in the pool was getting muddy due to his brushing the crabs, and sighed: "Come on, you still said that you want them to spit out all the mud and sand, and the water is muddy after brushing the shells, so how can you spit out mud."
Yao Sanlang was also a little curious: "How can you spit out all the sand in one day? Shouldn't you sprinkle some croton powder into the water?"
Dai Yu just felt that what he said was reasonable, and then remembered that if the croton powder was sprinkled, it would still work. This group of crabs soaked in their own feces for a day, vomit!Not only do you not want to eat it, you don’t even want to listen to it!
Jing Huan quickly said: "Yes! A lot of unscrupulous merchants just use clean water to fool them, and they are not clean when they eat."
Daiyu raised her eyebrows: I'm looking for a beating!
Yao Sanlang nodded: "Since you say that, it must be enough to keep it in clean water."
Jing Huan bowed his head: "Oh." These two people are really hard to deceive.
Daiyu clapped her palms and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha~"
Yao Sanlang winked at her in all kinds of ways: "You are a bit like a man~"
Daiyu stretched out her hand and gently tugged at his ear: "What a great job you've done at home!"
Before discussing heroes with green plums and wine, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to grow vegetables at home. Cao Cao laughed and said this sentence when he saw him.
Yao Sanlang smiled and threw the brush into the pool for the crabs to play with, and stood up: "Nothing to entertain the ears." (Original words of Big Ears)
Jing Huan's heart is sour and jealous, you see, the two of them are in love with each other, why can't I do it?
Daiyu pretended to hold his hand (holding Xuande's hand until the back garden), and put the ghost illusion in the psychic jade: "Let me try driving the cloud, okay?"
Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "Okay."
Daiyu has sufficient theoretical knowledge, and tried to gather the real energy under her feet, condense it into a cloud, and support herself.She tried it carefully, and watched the white and hard clouds gradually take shape under her feet, so beautiful!The white mist billowed up, like sea waves, cotton candy, and winter frost and snow. It gathered more and more, and gradually pushed her up from the ground.
Estimated that the cloud under her feet could be a foot thick, Daiyu tried to use the cloud to support herself with all her concentration, and she really lifted off the ground: "Ha! It succeeded!"
She just got up to a height of two meters, and when she was distracted, there was a hole in the clouds and under her feet. Thanks to her martial arts skills, she didn't fall and broke her legs, but she fell to the ground unexpectedly, feeling a faint pain in her feet.
It took less than a second to fall from a height of two meters. Yao Sanlang was only interested in feeling her warm, soft and tender hand holding his own, and did not have time to catch her.
Daiyu didn't feel very depressed, but smiled and said: "Thanks for putting away Jinghuan, it's too embarrassing."
Yao Sanlang said: "I'll take you there, don't ride the clouds by yourself. I'll catch a deer some other day, and give it a spiritual mount as a mount, okay?"
Daiyu frowned in disgust: "Don't want a deer, that's the birthday old man riding, it's not pretty."
Yao Sanlang thought for a while: "Then, I heard that Qingluan and Qilin have a mixed-race child, who is not liked very much, and now lives alone in Wanku Mountain, shall I capture him and give it to you?"
Daiyu felt annoyed, and sneered: "Is it my fate that I am destined not to be able to learn how to ride clouds? Brother Sanlang, why don't you let me practice a few more times? Back then, I learned Qinggong from my master for half a year, and I fell several times. Didn't you learn it?"
I don't believe it can't fly!Why don't you let me give it a try and just feel like I'll never get up?You have some confidence in me!
Yao Sanlang also felt that he was too eager, and scratched his head: "Okay, be careful. Wait a minute, I think I just started learning to drive clouds... (Omit the five hundred words of technical guidance on takeoff and ascension.)"
Daiyu tried twice more and succeeded in one fell swoop: "Okay!"
She slowly pressed down the head of the cloud and stretched out her hand: "Come on! I'll take you flying."
Yao Sanlang was very happy to be taken away by her, he had a wonderful and indescribable feeling~
Daiyu withdrew her hand, chanted a spell and cast an invisibility spell on the two of them, and asked again: "Are you invisible?"
Yao Sanlang looked down: "It's invisible."
"Huh? Even if you are invisible, you can still see yourself. How do you judge whether it is successful or not?"
Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "Look at the corners of the clothes and the nails~" He held her hand cautiously like a thief: "Look, after the stealth is successful, the tip of the nail is invisible, it is not flesh and blood, and it is lifeless. , out of sight."
Daiyu looked at the sleeves, and sure enough the sleeves touching the skin were clearly visible, while the sleeves hanging below were blurred.
She thought it was interesting, raised her hand over her head and took a closer look, she didn't see the arm because the sleeve disappeared, but saw the blurred sleeve: "Interesting!"
The two walked towards Rongguo Mansion at a slow and steady speed.
Halfway through the journey, Daiyu rubbed her stomach and realized that she was hungry. She felt hungry when she saw the crab just now, but she couldn't eat today.
I didn't dare to speed up: "Brother Sanlang, I'm tired."
Yao Sanlang immediately understood: "I will ride the clouds."
In an instant, he arrived at the Rongguo Mansion, and followed his breath to find it. Jia Baoyu was sitting at the table with a book of poetry spread out in front of him. A pretty girl looked at him nicely by the side.
The last time I saw this kid, although he was a bit hateful, he had a natural charm, all in the brows; all kinds of emotions in his life were gathered in the corners of his eyes.Goodbye now, but it looks like a little dull scholar, although there is a bit of talent on his face, but also a bit of dullness.
Yao Sanlang felt annoyed when he saw this boy, he mercilessly took out the psychic jade from Daiyu's sleeve, and let Jinghuan out.
Jing Huan burst into tears when he saw Baoyu, and walked cautiously to the table, wanting to touch his face but dared not.Flicking his sleeves, the two maids were stunned. They walked around behind the table and stood beside Jia Baoyu, carefully looking at this handsome boy in a moon-white embroidered brocade robe and a red-tasseled gold crown.
He touched Daiyu's wrist and thumped him backhandedly: "What are you doing! You did something with me."
Yao Sanlang smiled and waved his hands: "Don't make trouble, let's see what Jinghuan is going to do."
Daiyu gave him another elbow, her almond eyes filled with anger: "How can you take away the things I put in my sleeves in the universe?"
Yao Sanlang nodded: "That's right, because I am more familiar with the universe in your sleeves than you, I can steal the things in your sleeves. What is this, Senior Brother Chi Xiu can use the universe in your sleeves to take away all the clothes on my body , but didn’t hurt me at all.” Then tied to a tree...
Daiyu's complexion changed slightly, she looked at Jing Huan with some redness, and stopped talking.Reminds me of that scene, really...
Jing Huan didn't dare to touch Jia Baoyu, and stroked his eyebrows and facial features from an inch away.His hands trembled, his eyes were sad and desperate, and his voice was as sad as a cuckoo crying blood: "Shenying, Xiaoying!"
She suddenly felt heartbroken, why did she play tricks like this, now that she is like this, even if she is dead, Shen Ying's waiter may not know how I feel about him after returning, why didn't I tell him bluntly back then.Now, it was too late to tell him anything.
Jia Baoyu was completely unaware that such a woman was beside him, so he turned a page of the book expressionlessly and looked at it lazily.
Yao Sanlang smiled apologetically, "Sister, are you angry? I'll teach you how to steal things from the universe in your sleeves, okay? Try it on me."
Daiyu rolled his eyes at him: "Shhh! Look at Jing Huan, she and Jia Baoyu had a deep relationship in the previous life, crying so sadly."
"It's up to you, what to do with her."
Daiyu sighed slightly, and said to herself that if she is a living person, maybe she is not, anyway, I will send her to Immortal Zhenyuan as Shuxiu.She is such a lively and passionate lover, how will she be treated?What kind of feelings does this Shenying waiter have for her?I heard that wild geese die if they lose their mates, is that true for him?
After thinking about it, it was the growling of her stomach that woke her up: "Jing Huan, have you seen enough?"
Although Jing Huan is unable to cry at this moment, the look in her eyes and the expression on her face are more sad than weeping, more desperate to be wailed, and more impressive than screaming.She was so sad that she couldn't stand up, and she knelt down on the ground weakly, staring at Jia Baoyu like a watchman.
Jia Baoyu didn't realize it, and recited in a low voice: "Pu Xi Pian Xi, its Zhai Ye. His hair is like a cloud, and he doesn't bother to wear it. The jade is like the jade, and the elephant is like it. It is also clear. Hu is like the sky. Yes! Hu is the emperor! Ruanxixixi, its exhibition is also like a piece of crepe cloth, it is a silk loop. The clearness of the son, the appearance of the beauty, the appearance is like a person, and the beauty of the state!" ( National style · wind style · gentlemen grow old together)
Jing Huan cried bitterly and leaned on the table: "Why did Shenying insult me!!" This poem scolded a bad woman.
Yao Sanlang is not a very learned person, so he has a sense of crisis, so he has to quote from the Book of Songs to show that his literary quality is higher than that of Jia Baoyu.
He brewed for a while, and said to Daiyu: "I love you, but I don't care about it. I hide it in the center, and when will I forget it."
The heart is filled with feelings of love, too far apart to confide, deeply treasured in the heart, no matter when, never forget.
Daiyu pondered for a while: "That cunning child won't eat with me. Because of Weizi, I can't eat."
You bad boy, you don't invite me to dinner, which makes me not only think of tea but also food.
Pun intended, I'm hungry!Going to starve to death!
Yao Sanlang thought hard and scratched his head. What other words are suitable to respond to this poem?
He couldn't figure it out, so he silently took out a box of walnut cakes: "Do you want to eat?"
Daiyu's eyes lit up, and she immediately ate the half-jin box of walnut cakes, and then she felt less hungry, so she had to go back to eat quickly.He nodded and called: "Jing Huan, come here."
Jing Huan came over saddenedly and reluctantly, turned his head three times at every step, and kept looking back at Jia Baoyu: "Lin Gu"
Daiyu raised her hand and took her into Baoyu, and took Yao Sanlang's hand: "Let's go." In a blink of an eye, she returned to the bamboo forest, she was a little stubborn: "I want to eat grilled crabs, it doesn't matter if there is sand in the belly. Just pop your stomach out."
Yao Sanlang agreed gently and virtuously: "Okay, I'll bake it for you."
Daiyu stared at Yao Sanlang who made a ditch to light the fire, conjured up an iron net and put it on the fire ditch, and asked the five ghosts to carry a piece of fresh ginger from the kitchen: "Sister Lin, there is wine in the house, go and get it." .”
Another ten big fat crabs were picked out to grab their souls, pried open their shells a little, stuffed a handful of minced ginger, Daiyu brought back a jar of wine, he poured some into the cracks in each crab's shell, and just turned upside down like this Put them on the fire one by one and start roasting.Put the wine jar next to the fire and warm it slowly.
Daiyu waited, and first grabbed Jing Huan out and questioned him: "You, hurry up and tell the truth!" She finished speaking before the crabs were roasted.
Yao Sanlang was sitting on the ground fanning cattail leaf fan, sister Lin frowned slightly, and her complexion was not good. The poem just said was about eating, eating, eating, and she felt a little hungry.Quickly dropped the fan and got up, ran to the bamboo hut to get her shortbread and jerky.
Jing Huan seemed to be completely broken. Her spirit and posture were all decadent and sad: "I, I don't know where to start. Just ask."
Daiyu asked: "Do you like Jia Baoyu, your so-called waiter Shenying?"
"Yes."
"What's your relationship with him?"
"I like him. He doesn't know that I like him. I dare not tell him. He, he is a romantic person. Everyone likes him, but he doesn't like me."
Daiyu's eyes are dazed, the relationship between the two of you is a bit too complicated.
Yao Sanlang came over with a tray, seeing that there were no tables and chairs here, raised his hand and pointed out a set of rosewood chairs and an Eight Immortals table, and said with a smile: "Sister, sit down and ask slowly." He put the tray on the table. On the table, go back and continue grilling crabs.On a wooden tray lay a handful of dried meat that looks dry but is actually rich and flexible, and next to it are five golden crispy shortbreads stacked into a pyramid.
Daiyu picked up a shortbread and took a bite. The shortbread was too small, only half the size of the palm of her hand, and she took a third of it in one bite.She covered her mouth and chewed: "How much do you like him? Why do you like him?"
Jing Huan thought the other chair was for him, and sat down sadly.
Yao Sanlang threw her collar to the side and scolded: "There is no seat for you here!"
Standing by the side, Jing Huan began to talk about the encounter, acquaintance, secret love between himself and Shen Ying's waiter, and the thunderbolt when he heard that he was going to descend to the mortal world.Among them, there are various praises for Shenying's waiter, who is gentle and amiable, handsome, charming, faithful and caring.
Daiyu rolled her eyes when she heard this, and said to herself: Do you know how 'su' my master is in the rumors?Perfect, chivalrous and courageous, with a bodhisattva heart, representing justice and forgiveness, loved by everyone. . .
Yao Sanlang had finished roasting ten crabs. The grilled food was too smokey, so he made a fresh green lotus leaf and spread it on the table as a plate. The lotus leaf covered half of the table.With a wave of his hand, the crabs flew over steamingly in a line and landed on the lotus leaf.
When the scorching crab meets the emerald green lotus leaf, a lotus fragrance spreads immediately, even the smell of lotus leaf porridge, which perfectly covers the smell of the accidentally burnt two legs.
Yao Sanlang wiped his nose triumphantly, how difficult is it to become a chef?
Daiyu only ate a piece of shortbread and waited for the crab.
Now slowly bring over a crab, disassemble the legs, and since there are no crabs by my side, I shake off the dart head and use it to pry the crab's shell.While crushing the hard shell of the leg and eating the meat directly, he ordered: "Jing Huan, you continue to talk. Brother Sanlang, I want to drink too."
Jing Huan stood next to him and said: "He has a blazing heart. Taking advantage of this prosperous Taiping Dynasty, he intends to go down to the world to create illusions. He registered before my case. I know that he will marry a wife and have children when he comes down to the world. I feel very sad, but Whatever he asks, I will obey, and I have no choice but to agree."
Yao Sanlang was in a dilemma holding the small wine jar, and he obeyed everything Daiyu ordered, but Fourth Sister Wen said that children would hurt their internal organs and become stupid if they drank alcohol.She also said that she was not smart enough because she drank too much alcohol when she was a child.
"Well... just one drink." Filled her with a glass of hot wine.
"Okay~" Daiyu took a sip cautiously, the taste of the wine is very fresh, it's not good, it's weird, but it's not bad.Why does Master like to drink so much?
"This is big, eat this."
Jing Huan really felt that he couldn't continue, they were like a young couple, sitting opposite each other, she was standing by the side like a maid, a servant, and a storyteller.Already lonely and unbearable, I felt even more humiliated.
Daiyu was overwhelmed, and pretended to ask her while biting the crab meat: "You and Shenying's sex, I have no intention of asking, but you plotted against me, whose idea was it? And why did you implicate my master?"
Jing Huan was dejected, knowing that his name was about to be known, so he simply took it upon himself: "It was me, it was me who drove you down to earth, it was me who wanted to match you with him, it was me who hurt your master, and it was me who hurt your parents." I, the one who cursed you is also me, it's all me."
Daiyu nodded, took her soul away, and wiped her mouth: "Brother Sanlang, Great Immortal Zhenyuan wants Jing Huan's soul to be Shu Xiu, what is he going to do with her?"
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Fourth Sister Wen gnawed on a pear and chatted with him, and she said happily: "Whether it's a concubine or a concubine, it's not always a middle-aged one."
Zhuo Donglai: "..." The meaning of this word was popularized when we drank flower wine together.
Fourth Sister Wen blinked with a smile, and said in a soft and cute tone: "Brother, good brother, I have to be jealous like an ordinary woman, I want to warn you, if you dare to make any concubine children, no, I should say you If you dare to have fun outside, looking for flowers and willows, don't blame me for being too fast."
Zhuo Donglai chuckled: "I sharpened your knife for you. I know better than anyone else whether the knife is fast or not."
This is my Zelan, who rides the fastest horse, climbs the highest mountain, eats the hottest food, drinks the strongest wine, plays the sharpest knife, and kills the most ruthless people.
Whenever it comes to killing people, she is bright and charming, so cute.
Before he reached out to hold her in his arms, Wen Zelan happily threw her into his arms: "I want to kiss her~"
Brother Zhuo generously gave more than she asked for.
Wen Zelan said with a smile: "I'm not addicted to alcohol anymore, brother, I'm more addicted to you than alcohol."
"Where did you learn so many love words? Did someone tell you?"
Fourth Sister Wen was very embarrassed: "This is my favorite sentence in the '[-] Golden Sentences to Confess to Sister Lin' prepared by Yao Sanlang. Of course I can't say such soft words."
"Haha, interesting. You have to go back tomorrow morning, your cousin has already arrived not far from the capital, and will arrive in Beijing tomorrow."
"Oh." Fourth Sister Wen's reaction was a little flat.
作者有话要说:一半宅一半腐扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-12-1021:53:30
一半宅一半腐扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-12-1203:04:45
Thank you so much~
The relationship between Daiyu and Yao Sanlang is normal, right?Semi-ambiguous is not considered love, but both parties know it well...
What will happen to Jing Huan?
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