novelraw Chapter 102 Joke + Fun
Chapter 102 Joke + Fun
"Sanlang follow me!"
"The little fairy wants to preach to me!"
"Sanlang is going to the Taimiao to pray for Guozuo!"
"The little fairy wants to teach me how to prolong my life, breathe out and breathe, and cultivate to become a fairy."
"Sanlang wants to send the Qingci talisman list to Datian for my practice, so as not to go to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen. These days, Sanlang has told you a lot. It is for the sake of the common people who are suffering from locust plagues. That, that, save it, right? "
"Of course the life of the world is important, isn't the life of your father and mine not important? I can't live without Yao Sanlang!"
Seeing that the Supreme Emperor was impatient and wanted to call him an 'unfilial son', the emperor hurriedly asked Yao Sanlang who was calmly closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep: "Sanlang, brother Sanlang, tell me that you plan to stay and preach to the Supreme Emperor. Or is it based on the principle of immortality and life?"
Yao Sanlang yawned: "I'm sleepy. Two, can you let me sleep?"
"I'll let you sleep after finishing speaking!"
"Little God, you said that if you go to the Taimiao for a few days, it will be cold in the Taimiao and you have to be vegetarian."
Yao Sanlang was unhappy when he heard that he was a vegetarian. He hesitated for a moment, but still felt that what the emperor said was serious.Orthodoxy is the way of immortality, and it is more important to pray for the people than to teach the Supreme Emperor to practice, but the Supreme Emperor is not easy to offend.Ah, you have to be vegetarian, huh?Think of my own unique skills, what to eat and what to spit!
Before leaving, eat roast chicken and steamed bacon as an introduction. If you want to eat meat in Taimiao, you don’t need to go out to find a restaurant. You can directly spit out the original roast chicken and a bowl of steamed bacon, which is great!
Although the problem of eating has been solved, there is still no one way to say that there is no crime in the current choice.
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes and thought to himself: "Where is Sister Lin, I am here."
The emperor and the Taishanghuang looked at each other, the Taishanghuang was puzzled, although Daiyu was very beautiful, smart, and caring, but for a girl who is not considered a woman, Yao Zhenren, why are you doing this?You are not lustful.
The emperor was secretly proud of himself. Yao Sanlang is like me. He is a fastidious person who would rather eat a bite of fairy peach than a basket of rotten peaches. That’s right, the Queen’s nickname is Xiantao hahahaha~
Sister Lin happened to be wearing black and colorful embroidered clothes, she was as graceful as clouds in the sky, shining like stars at night, and walked in quickly.
As soon as he looked up and saw that the two were arguing, their faces were flushed, and Brother Sanlang looked sleepy, at first he felt at a loss, then he quickly restrained his thoughts and just acted normally.
The Supreme Emperor was in the main seat, and he saw her as soon as he raised his head, while the Emperor sat on the side, facing Yao Sanlang, and they turned their heads together.
Relying on his youth, the emperor reacted quickly. When he saw Daiyu, he said, "Daiyu, how about going out with me?"
Daiyu was thinking about other things in her heart, so she answered absent-mindedly, "Okay."
The Supreme Emperor slapped his thigh, annoyed and angry: "Oh!"
Yao Sanlang comforted him: "Your Majesty, don't worry so much, I can come back to see you every two days."
The Supreme Emperor pointed at the Emperor sullenly: "Now I only have Yao Shenxian as a confidant, and you still want to grab me."
The emperor hurriedly said: "Father is truly a master of the world with the heart in mind, and I will definitely show my father's benevolent government by presenting God Haotian this time."
The Supreme Emperor became happy again: "Actually, I didn't do anything, I just did my duty. You don't need to write too much." Write to Lao Tzu!Sing praises to Lao Tzu!
The emperor nodded with a smile.I know you want me to write more, write, write, God has its own lessons, people can deceive the sky, but if I write that you are a wise king, you really are?hehe.
Daiyu closed the door and walked over slowly, saying, "My father is blessed, my brother is blessed."
The Supreme Emperor nodded: "Sit." He couldn't hold back again, and warned: "Daiyu, you are too hasty. If someone asks you to do something, if you agree to it without inquiring clearly, what can you do?" Just ask where you are going, and I will react and stop you.
Daiyu sat down on the empty seat, blinked, and stroked her temples: "My brother asked me to go, do you need to ask more?"
Wait a moment!What's the matter?Now ask what is inappropriate...but what is it?where to go
The Supreme Emperor looked at her sitting there with gentle and obedient drooping eyes, beautiful and not human-like: "You are so obedient. Why are you wearing black clothes? You are still young, even if you wear light-colored and colorful clothes, you will wait until 60 It's never too late to wear black again."
I have always thought that all the beauty in the world is in my pocket, but I never thought that there is such a stunning beauty in the world.It's a pity that I was born to the king but not yet, and I am already old when I was born to the king, so I can only treat you as a righteous daughter.
Daiyu covered her mouth and smiled, a bit proud: "Father doesn't know everything, I dress like this to pretend to be a ghost, and help my sister-in-law to try the case."
The Supreme Emperor asked: "The spider case has been tried? Who did it?"
"She said it was related to Wang Jieyu, but my sister-in-law forbade me to ask about the rest and told me to go back and do my homework."
The emperor joked: "The little girl is quite courageous, and she even dared to skip classes. I skipped a lot of classes back then, but I didn't dare to say it blatantly. Another day, I will hire you a well-educated Confucian teacher, and ask him to take care of you."
The Supreme Emperor and Yao Sanlang looked at each other and smiled in unison.
Daiyu retorted: "Unless he can beat me, otherwise, he can't control me, and I won't obey him. There are many well-educated scholars in the world, which one is both civil and military?"
The emperor laughed loudly: "Do you dare to beat Mr.?"
Daiyu spread her hands cutely: "Master taught me not to hit the old man. If I was injured and killed, I won't be able to pay for it, but I can run, but he can't catch me. I just stare and get angry for no reason, haha."
When the old man was beaten by me, he would lie down and blackmail me. The master also said that I can not blackmail people, but I must know.
The Supreme Emperor thought of the old men with white beards on crutches who became the princess' husbands, chasing after the eldest princess who flew over the eaves and walls, panting tiredly.Hahahahahaha.He just took a sip of water, thinking of this scene, he almost couldn't hold back the spout, and swallowed the water with his sleeve covering his mouth, and joked: "It's okay to hit, it doesn't matter, I can afford it."
Yao Sanlang believed it was true, and quickly persuaded him: "Don't, Erlang, don't kill someone with a knife."
The emperor was stunned. Damn it, can't he hear that I'm joking?Although well-educated Confucians are of no use, they are just a facade, and I don't hate Daiyu, so how could I beat someone to death?
Yao Sanlang: "Your Majesty, don't teach Daiyu to bully others. If you beat the teacher to death for skipping class, that would hurt the peace of heaven."
The Supreme Emperor was also stunned, and glanced at his son in disbelief. Is this really my wise and sharp fairy teacher?Why are you so innocent?Can I really encourage Daiyu to beat the old man?
Daiyu: (⊙o⊙) Huh?
Brother Saburo is really pure and unpretentious.
How stupid, how could he take it seriously?
There was silence for a while, the emperor couldn't wait for the next sentence, and asked in an eager attitude: "Sanlang, don't you want to say a few words to Daiyu?"
There are four people here, why should we just say the two of us?
Yao Sanlang's eyes were as soft as spring water, and his tone was gentle and lingering: "I know Sister Lin's temperament very well, she is just joking, she can't do such a thing."
Daiyu's heart moved, a wonderful warmth permeated her heart, and she felt embarrassed.
The emperor and the emperor were so angry that they patted the table together: "If she can't do it, I can do it?"*2
The two of them frantically brushed the barrage in their hearts: [Sex obsessed with the heart! ][Focus on sex over friends! ][Crazy! ]
[It's a good fairy to be fascinated by the little loli like this! ]
[Fortunately, he is just a fairy, not an emperor, if the emperor is a fool, he must be a fool! ]
[Even if the father's character is untrustworthy, shouldn't I be trusted too? ]
[Even if the little bastard Huang'er can do such a thing, can't I be trusted? ]
Yao Sanlang was stunned, he really felt that these two people could do it.It's all nonsense.
Daiyu smiled calmly: "Father, brother, you two are allowed to make jokes, but Brother Sanlang is not allowed to make jokes?"
All right, all right, let's go down the steps for you, don't make trouble.
Well, it seems like if I don't come out to smooth things over, you guys are going to have a fight.
Yao Sanlang spread his hands: "Yes~"
Cold sweat all over my head, I'm so tired, thanks to my sister for saving me.
The only way to save my life is to give her body~ I cried and knelt down and begged for a chance to give me my life!
The emperor and the Supreme Emperor looked at each other, yes, Yao Sanlang may also be joking, hey, why didn't I understand?oops~
He actually thought what he said was true, that's right, he has a very close relationship with us, how can he not understand my heart and nature?
Although the Supreme Emperor is not very good, I am a good emperor who loves the people like a son.
Only then did Daiyu ask, "Where does brother want to take me?"
Only then did the emperor triumphantly explain the cause and effect, and said: "Although you have been named the eldest princess, you have not yet been listed in the jade book. This time is just the right time to include you in the family tree."
Daiyu blinked the curious baby's big eyes: "Brother, is the jade book really made of jade?"
The emperor nodded: "Of course it is jade, white jade or sapphire. The emperor is rich all over the world. How can he use simple and perishable things such as paper, silk, and bamboo slips used by ordinary people to write family histories. "Song History·Yu Fu Zhi VI":" The book is made of jade slips, one foot two inches long and one inch two inches wide. "It is made by cutting and engraving characters first, and then filling them with gold powder. It looks good!"
"Sapphire, gold powder, like the clouds clearing, the mist clearing and the sun rising, it must be very beautiful." Daiyu had something to say to Brother Sanlang, but she was not in a hurry, she chatted gently and patiently...chat...chat...chat.
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On the other side was a very impatient woman. Because Fourth Sister Wen was in charge of the imperial dining room, there was also a rest room in the large courtyard of the imperial dining room. There were some commonly used things in the room, such as clothes.
She changed into a dark blue brocade robe, wrapped the big black rabbit tightly (it was too bumpy when riding a horse), and rode straight to the Taimiao.
The Taimiao is not too far from the imperial palace, nor too close. It can be reached by galloping a horse for 10 minutes.
But now she doesn't dare to gallop on the horse, and walked at a relatively gentle speed for four or ten minutes before arriving. When she got to the Taimiao, she got off her horse and complained: "Fuck, I can run here faster than riding a horse! Damn, Brother Zhuo is here where?"
She took out a whistle from her purse and threw it in her mouth: Chirp!Chirp! Chirp!
I learned a few bird calls, and the sound was clear and high-pitched, resounding through the sky.
After waiting for a while, a man ran out of the side door. He was six feet tall, with sharp eyebrows and tiger eyes. He was a spirited young man.I came closer and took a few glances, then kowtowed to the ground: "See you madam, the master is patrolling the Taimiao, please enter as a man, don't show any flaws."
Fourth Sister Wen tapped him with the tip of her whip: "Then you still call me Madam? Hahahaha!" Throwing the reins to him, she took out a charcoal pencil from her purse, drew the eyebrows a little thicker, and took out another The mustache bias over the face.The mustache is coated with fish foam glue, which can be stained by licking it when you use it.
The Shaoqing Zheng of Taichang Temple and Zhuo Donglai, who temporarily held the title of direct bachelor of Baozhang Pavilion, are inspecting the layout of the Taimiao Temple. The emperor's visit here this time is not the usual sacrifice, nor the "Simeng Shixiang" like a few days ago. Sacrificing the seasonal vegetables and fruits to the ancestors.) Instead, they have to live in the palace next to the Taimiao for a few days, fast and bathe, and perform formal prayers.
Security work is very important, even extraordinarily important.When staying at night, you can't spread guard posts like you do during the day, you have to clear all corners, or let the inner guards occupy the corners.Especially the emperor was a little nervous, dreaming that he was assassinated, this time the security was extra cautious.
"Where's my lord?"
The young man pointed to the two adults in official uniforms: "Isn't that right?"
Fourth Sister Wen laughed, Brother Zhuo didn't wear purple clothes, I didn't recognize him.
He looked down at his chest. Although it was a little bulging, his stomach was also a little bulging. He looked like a short and fat man.Nest grass!Time to lose weight!
She walked over at a fast pace, clasped her fists and said, "Master!"
"You don't need to be too polite." Zhuo Donglai nodded slightly, stretched out his hands to support him, and then turned to the Shaoqing of Taichang Temple: "Master Zhao, Zhuo will not accompany you for the time being."
"Master Zhuo, please go ahead."
Fourth Sister Wen waited for him to walk away, and said in a low voice, "Brother, what you asked me to inquire about?"
"Hush!" Zhuo Donglai smiled and pulled her in, "It's been a long time since we swam together. The Taimiao Temple has a beautiful view, and there is a well pavilion, which is very suitable for drinking." Although there were many guards and officials from the Taichang Temple, No one would stop him, all the guards in the palace recognized him, and although the Taichang Temple officials didn't recognize him, they recognized the imperial decree he brought.
Fourth Sister Wen has no interest: "A group of dead ghosts here, what good scenery can there be?"
Zhuo Donglai pinched her lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, it's hard to let others hear you."
Fourth Sister Wen couldn't stop looking at him: "Brother, you look so good in an official uniform. I haven't seen you in colors other than purple for more than ten years."
He smiled and pulled off his collar: "There are purple clothes inside. Don't worry. When I am promoted to a third-rank official, the official uniform will also be purple."
Looking at the flowers all the way, the scenery is really good: leaning against the threshold on the top of the mountain, looking straight at Penglai on the weak water;
The towering towers, the golden crow spreads its wings and flies; the jade rabbit leaps to the edge of the palace.
Carved beams and painted buildings, green tiles and vermilion eaves, bright phoenix doors reflecting yellow gauze, and embroidered curtains on the back of turtles hanging brocade belts.
The auspicious clouds and fragrant mist in the Jianing Hall, and the auspicious air hovering in the Zhengyang Gate.
Fourth Sister Wen looked at the gorgeous house: "It's no different from the palace here."
Zhuo Donglai said: "Serving death is like a servant, that's exactly what it is."
Go around and go to the front of the well pavilion.The octagonal spire is flat in the middle, with an octagonal opening, covered with yellow glazed tiles, eight pairs of horns, eight ridges, and immortals and animals on the ends of the ridges.An open-air hole is opened in the middle, the shape follows the plane of the well, and it faces the wellhead below, in order to collect light so as to see the water surface in the well.
Fourth Sister Wen looked up: "This pavilion is beautiful."
Zhuo Donglai waved his hands with a smile, and said softly, "Come and see what's in the well."
Fourth Sister Wen's heart moved, his tone and actions...as if he wanted to push me down.
Or in terms of character, it should be a few watermelons pulled from the well, or a basket hanging to surprise me.
Brother Zhuo won’t push me down ╮(╯▽╰)╭~He can only speak in this eerie tone~
She leaned over to take a look, the bottom of the well was rippling, the light from the gap in the pavilion reflected the clear well water and the clean well wall reflected the silver light, the sparkling light was like a sponge at night, it was really beautiful.But it's just good-looking, there's nothing in the well, nothing.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of the wind on the clothes behind me, and the soft and inaudible movement of footsteps.
Fourth Sister Wen was startled, she turned around quickly to see what was going to happen, (⊙o⊙)...
In Zhuo Donglai's hand came a small silver jug and two small silver cups worth about three renminbi.
He said softly: "Smell it? I know you like to drink the strongest wine and ride the fastest horse. Now that I have wronged you, you can't do these two things." While talking, he poured wine into two glasses. After drinking, he casually put the pot on the edge of the wide white marble well and brought her a glass of wine.
The fourth sister Wen's eyes were red, and she held the cup and licked it several times contentedly before she licked up the liquid in the cup: "The ten-year-old Zhuangyuanhong..."
Zhuo Donglai had already had his second cup: "Your favorite."
Bah, grapes are still delicious, purple is good!
Her expression was complicated: "The honey water was mixed more than five times, and the wine in the jug is less than half a tael."
Bah, a little water mixed with good wine tastes bad, you just mixed a little wine with the water!
Zhuo Donglai nodded: "A little bit of wine is enough, talk is better than nothing. If you don't like it, pour it into the well and go back to drink bird's nest porridge."
Fourth Sister Wen snatched the silver jug, raised her neck and drank it. The wine was so hot that it seemed to be mixed with hot honey water, and she wiped her mouth: "It's not bad. After giving birth, I must drink it to my heart's content! Brother, how do you know?" I want to come? Are you ready to wait for me with watered wine?" Even though he knew very little, it was just honey water that tasted like wine, but he still felt comfortable all over.
"I know you will definitely come. I can't go back these days, and I'm not very busy, so you will definitely come. I specially appointed a person to watch at the door. As long as I hear the news of your coming here, I will immediately mix fine wine and send it to you. Come to me. Zeran, you are blushing."
Fourth Sister Wen: "Ahahaha, I'm so happy~ It's great to have wine. Brother, you still think about me."
"When did I forget you? Now that you're here, don't go back these few days and stay here with me, okay?"
Fourth Sister Wen held her face and acted cute: "Brother, I haven't used force with anyone for a long time, and my whole body is itchy."
"I'll scratch it for you." Zhuo Donglai stroked her back lightly: "You only need to use [-]% of your strength, click with me as far as you can, and I will fight with you, how about it?"
There is a small forest next to it. If you move lightly and don't make a sound, you won't be discovered~
Fourth Sister Wen thought for a while: "Hey, that's good, don't beat me so quickly. It's too boring to be pushed down by you every time you use less than twenty moves."
Zhuo Donglai nodded: "It's all up to you."
"Hey hey hey, that's great~" Fourth Sister Wen almost forgot about the serious business, and hurriedly said while thinking about it: "There is a court lady who wants to see you, and the price is 1000 taels of silver. I don't think it's convenient, but I can spread the word."
He sighed lowly: "Who is it?" Depressed, he didn't come to see me voluntarily.I should give you more water!
"Jia Yuanchun."
"Oh? What's the matter with her?"
"She said, huh? What did you say? It probably means that you are the emperor's confidant, and she wants to ask you what to do to get the emperor."
Zhuo Donglai knew that Jia Yuanchun would never use such vulgar words, but she was very likely to do such a thing, he pondered for a moment, and smiled slowly: "Leave her alone for two days, and leave him alone. The emperor discusses this matter before making a decision."
Fourth Sister Wen shook the jug and licked the spout: "If I drink another jug..."
"No. Don't drink too much. If you want to drink more, you can only drink honey water." Zhuo Donglai said in a low voice: "I heard that you are unhappy recently. Why? Who else dares to make you unhappy?"
Fourth Sister Wen scratched her neck: "Brother, I was just about to tell you about this."
Zhuo Donglai's face changed slightly: "What's wrong?"
Who has offended you and made you unhappy for several days, and you still can't solve him yourself, so you want to come and sue me.
Could it be...it was that beauty curse that made the emperor fall in love with you?Tsk!
Fourth Sister Wen pondered for a moment and said, "I've been a little confused recently, brother, I don't know how to live anymore. Now it's not the same as before. I'm no longer a reckless man. It stands to reason that I'm actually a descendant of a famous family."
"You are more than just a descendant of a famous family. The Wen family has been loyal and good for generations, and its reputation has survived through four dynasties, and General Tongming is a generation of heroes. When he is officially exonerated by the court, the world will know that you are the daughter of General Wen and respected by others."
"But I can't. I'm not like you. Although I came from a humble background, I have cultivated myself to be noble. I, I, brother, you know, I haven't received a good education, and I don't understand the elegant things that Daiyu plays. For so many years I know nothing but killing people, cheating people and cooking. After leaving the rivers and lakes and becoming Mrs. Zhuo, I no longer know how to live. Brother, the gap between you and me is too big. A shrewd and capable mistress cannot stay in the inner house peacefully."
Zhuo Donglai narrowed his eyes, carefully analyzed her words, and finally smiled gently: "Ze Lan, what I want is not a shrewd and capable mistress, nor a woman who keeps her own place. I have already got the person I want. You worry about yourself Rude, will embarrass me?
It's so cute, why don't you understand, as Wen Zhengming's daughter, no matter what you look like, no one dares to laugh at you.Your family background, blood, conduct and ability are superior to any other woman.I made a name for you, and that's why. "
Fourth Sister Wen tilted her head, not understanding: "Brother, didn't you make a name for me by covering me up with the rumor of a stunning beauty?"
"A thing can be used more than once."
If I hadn't instructed Xiang Baozi to include your relationship with Wen Zhengming, would they have been able to verify it?hehe.
"What if I'm not Wen Zhengming's daughter? Then what can you do?"
"There is nothing in the world that is easier to obtain than fame."
Zhuo Donglai took her hand, which was fuller than before: "Ze Lan, you can still travel all over the world, travel around, be a hero, fight against injustice, or be aggressive. After giving birth, you can go to the martial arts conference to open a ring. It's also okay. I won't trap you in the back of the house, I just want you to study more, learn smarter and more carefully, there is no other requirement."
Well, I gave up, it seems that I can't cultivate it, so let's do it now.If you are in a hurry, you will run again, I know, alas.If I have enough power and a high enough position, no one will laugh at you.
However, it would be safer for Xiang Baozi to write another "Biography of Zelan" and write you as a legendary chivalrous woman.
Fourth Sister Wen suddenly felt refreshed, jumped up happily, and almost turned somersaults to celebrate: "That's great! Brother~ You are so kind~ I'm going to suffocate me these days, I don't feel comfortable doing anything, I'm always timid, huh~ That's it! Free!"
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After a while, the emperor left with the spider case in his heart.Go back to accompany the queen~
The Taishanghuang was not very worried about the table of green words written by his son. He always felt that he would not praise me more in front of Haotian God, so I should write a copy myself.So he left too.
Yao Sanlang came over awkwardly: "Sister, thank you for helping me out."
I know you don't like me being so mean to you in front of others, but I can't help it.
A pair of affectionate eyes glanced at him, Daiyu burst into tears, panting slightly: "Brother Sanlang, you blocked Jing Huan's sword for me that day, what were you thinking at that time?"
"I didn't think about anything. All I knew was that the sword was better on me than on you."
Daiyu's eyes were red, her long eyelashes blinked, and two pearl-like teardrops dripped down.
There were thousands of words in her belly, but only three words came out: "I understand."
Seeing Xianglan and Cui Nong like that, seeing my master's irritable yet sweet expression when he mentioned the teacher, and thinking of my parents' life of paying respects to each other and talking and laughing all these years, I seem to understand.
Yao Sanlang had a sore nose, and tugged at her sleeve while crying: "Do you really understand?"
Don't get me wrong!I don't know if ordinary people understand love at your current age, but you have never understood it.
It is said that the concubine's initial payment is a drama in front of the door.Lang came on a bamboo horse, and when he was making greengages around the bed, he made his love.is that true?
The author has something to say: Don’t you think the Fourth Sister Wen in these chapters is not full of pride and stupidity?
Suddenly, she didn't want Baby Daiyu to understand so quickly.