novelraw Chapter 639 : Why So Polite
Chapter 639 : Why So Polite
Chapter 639: Why So Polite
After soaking in the bath, massage services were arranged.
Luo Wenjie selected the most beautiful masseuses from the shop to provide service.
However, this time everyone's attention was clearly not on this.
After the massage, the guys were drinking in the private room wearing shorts.
Guo Shuai had already gone to the next room to accompany his girlfriend, and the private room once again became the domain of the four old brothers from dorm 519.
No one mentioned Wu Di and Su Qing's matter again, as everyone understood that Wu Di was in a very bad mood.
To say that Wu Di had no feelings for Su Qing, Chen Fan would be the first to disbelieve it.
It's just a pity that he didn't expect Wu Di to make such a choice.
Wu Di was in a bad mood, and there was still some awkwardness between him and Ma Xiaoshuai.
Therefore, this time everyone talked very little and just drank.
In the end, no one knew how much they had drunk, but Chen Fan was also feeling a bit tipsy and went to the bathroom to vomit once.
Luo Wenjie was cursing loudly.
"Damn, I said earlier that it's no fun for a bunch of guys to drink together, we must have women to accompany us to start a conversation, but you didn't believe me. Now look, everyone's passed out."
Ma Xiaoshuai stood up abruptly.
"Passed out my ass, I'm perfectly fine. I can keep drinking."
After saying this, he fell straight back onto the sofa, looking like he couldn't hold on anymore either.
On the other side, Wu Di was drunkenly hugging Luo Wenjie's shoulder, shouting that he wanted to call a few masseuses, and they had to be the best ones, asking Brother Jie to treat.
Luo Wenjie jokingly said with a smile: "Brother Di, it's no problem to call a few masseuses to drink with you. But, you really can't drink anymore."
"Look at our brothers, in the half year since graduation, you've changed the most."
"Your whole body has inflated like a balloon, especially this belly, goodness, if people didn't know better, they'd think you were several months pregnant."
Wu Di cursed loudly: "What's the use of being handsome. I've figured it out now, in this society, men must have money."
"With money, you have everything."
"Look at our old Chen, the richest among us, he's never been without women by his side."
Chen Fan had just finished vomiting and came out of the bathroom. Hearing this, his eyes widened immediately.
"Damn, don't talk nonsense! Be careful or I'll sue you for defamation!"
"When have I ever been without women?"
Afraid that Wu Di might say something wrong and offend Chen Fan while drunk, Luo Wenjie immediately changed the subject with a smile.
"Brother Di, you're completely wrong about that. The highest state for a man is not to be rich. It's to be handsome and capable."
"If you can make women spend money on you, that's real ability."
"I've heard that if a man is too fat, it not only affects the duration in bed but also affects the length of the little brother."
Luo Wenjie teased with a toothpick in his mouth: "I saw it when we were bathing earlier."
"Your little toothpick, if your belly gets any fatter, it might not even reach the senior sister's curtain door in the future."
This comment angered Wu Di, who immediately stood up and slammed the table.
He was about to take off his pants on the spot.
"Damn, let's compare right now, see who's longer and who's shorter?"
Chen Fan ignored these two swaying fellows who seemed to really want to have a competition.
He was drunkenly pulling Ma Xiaoshuai to have a heart-to-heart talk.
"In our dorm 519, you're the one I admire the most."
"Even though you're a rich second generation, you're always optimistic and open-minded about everything, especially love."
"A four-year campus love isn't easy, you must uphold the honor of our dorm. Guard this lone seedling."
Ma Xiaoshuai smiled bitterly, "Brother, who says I'm the lone seedling, there's still Hao-zi and his girlfriend."
"They've persevered through four years of long-distance relationship."
"Sun Hao?" Chen Fan mumbled, "Hao-zi and his girlfriend are pretty awesome, but campus and society are different, society is a big dye vat."
"They're both going to Pudong, I'm really worried they won't make it to the end."
Ma Xiaoshuai handed Chen Fan a bottle of beer.
"Isn't there still you?"
"Me?" Chen Fan blinked in confusion.
"Do I... really count?"
"What did you say?" Ma Xiaoshuai didn't hear clearly.
Chen Fan pulled Ma Xiaoshuai's hand forcefully and patted it.
"When you two get married, you must let me know. No matter where I am in the world, I'll definitely come to be your best man in person."
"In the future, when you have children, I'll be their godfather."
Ma Xiaoshuai laughed, "My kids won't have a godfather in the future, only a godmother. Song Linlin has already arranged with Su Ruochu to be their godmother."
Chen Fan lay on the sofa with a drunken smile.
"It's all the same... it's all the same..."
The four of them drank until midnight, Ma Xiaoshuai was driven home by Song Linlin.
Luo Wenjie suggested that Chen Fan should go upstairs to get a room and rest, but the drunk Chen Fan shouted and yelled.
He absolutely refused to stay overnight here and insisted on going home.
There was no choice, in the end, Guo Shuai drove him back.
Luo Wenjie threw the passed-out Wu Di into an upstairs suite.
In the end, Wu Di didn't get to enjoy the so-called top-tier masseuses service.
The next day, Chen Fan got up from bed drunkenly, and the first thing he did was to find water to drink.
After sleeping for almost a whole day, it was almost dark outside.
Rubbing his slightly swollen head, he went to the bathroom to wash his face before he could barely wake up.
Damn, since his rebirth, this was the most severely drunk he had been.
He must control his alcohol intake in the future.
He went back to his room to check his phone and found that Yan Qing had called him three times and finally sent a text message saying that the alcohol Chen Fan needed was ready and had been sent to the club where they practiced singing last time, telling Chen Fan to go and get it himself.
Chen Fan quickly sent a text message back to Yan Qing to express his gratitude.
Soon, Yan Qing's text message came back saying he was busy selecting band members and didn't have time to chat with Chen Fan, telling him to hurry up and write songs.
Chen Fan shook his head with a smile, then took out a piece of bread to eat casually before going out to drive and get the alcohol.
He still had to go to Brother Jie's place to celebrate the opening tonight.
On the way driving, Chen Fan called Su Ruochu.
The girl had just finished class and was on her way back to the dormitory.
Chen Fan smiled and asked when the winter vacation was, Su Ruochu said it was in less than two months.
Chen Fan suddenly remembered Ma Xiaoshuai's words from last night, so he smiled and asked if she had agreed to be their godmother?
Su Ruochu asked with a smile: "Yes, is that not okay?"
"How could it not be okay? Of course it's okay. I said last night I would be the godfather of their child, and Ma Xiaoshuai scolded me."
"Don't you think this guy is trying to drive a wedge between us as a couple?"
Su Ruochu giggled on the other end of the phone.
"Wife, I've heard... I've heard that college students can have children now, some even raise children while doing their master's degree."
How could Su Ruochu not understand the meaning of Chen Fan's words, she directly let out a light "pah" sound.
"Dream on! In your dreams!"
Looking at the hung-up phone, Chen Fan couldn't help but shake his head with a smile.
This girl, how come she can't take a joke?
He first drove to the club to pick up the alcohol Yan Qing had prepared for him.
It must be said that this young master was indeed generous.
Not only did he get two bottles of top-grade Maotai for Chen Fan, he even managed to get several bottles of wine that were said to be sourced from auctions.
When Chen Fan arrived at Huaqing Pool, flower baskets had already been set up at the entrance.
When Chen Fan entered, Luo Wenjie walked out yawning with two dark circles under his eyes.
"Where are the others?"
"They haven't arrived yet! You're the first one."
Luo Wenjie held out his hand.
"What?"
"The red envelope?"
"Brother, you should at least give something for my opening, right?"
Chen Fan laughed and scolded: "You really have no shame."
Luo Wenjie laughed: "My greatest virtue is being straightforward."
"Besides, you're such a big boss, wouldn't it be insulting to you if I were polite?"
Chen Fan smiled: "I don't have a red envelope. I've prepared some good wine for your store."
He then opened the trunk.
Luo Wenjie went over to look and immediately his eyes, which were still sleepy, widened.
"Damn... Damn damn damn damn!"
He turned around and hugged Chen Fan, trying to kiss him.
"Godfather! Brother Fan, you truly are my godfather!"
Chen Fan waved his hand.
"Why so polite? Just call me dad."