novelraw Chapter 369 : You_re Not Allowed to Talk About My Teacher Like That
Chapter 369 : You_re Not Allowed to Talk About My Teacher Like That
Chapter 369: You're Not Allowed to Talk About My Teacher Like That
"What movie is it?" Chen Fan casually asked.
"Flirting Scholar," Ma Xiaoshuai said while putting the disc into the DVD player.
"That's a good one. Really funny," Song Linlin said with a grin, introducing it to Su Ruochu beside her. "I remember the first time I watched this movie, I laughed so hard I became silly."
Su Ruochu smiled in response, "I also like watching Stephen Chow's movies."
Ma Xiaoshuai smiled wryly, "So you've all seen it before? Should we... change to something else?"
Song Linlin immediately shook her head.
"No. Let's watch this one."
"This movie is hilarious no matter how many times you watch it, especially..."
Before she could finish speaking, the TV screen suddenly came to life without warning.
It was a scene of a man and a woman, naked, engaged in passionate activities on a bed.
The sudden scene caused the entire living room to fall into instant silence.
Plop.
The watermelon rind in Song Linlin's hand fell to the ground.
Chen Fan stared at the screen with wide eyes, while Ma Xiaoshuai's eyeballs were about to pop out.
In this awkward moment, Ma Xiaoshuai unconsciously said something that was destined to go down in his personal history of embarrassment.
"This... does 'Flirting Scholar' have Teacher Sora Aoi in it?"
The atmosphere instantly became so awkward it was as if time had stopped.
In the deathly silent air, only the actress's impassioned voice from the TV continued to echo.
"Yamete... yamete..."
Su Ruochu was the first to react, immediately turning her head away.
"Ah..."
Song Linlin let out a scream, quickly covering her face with both hands, stomping her feet while cursing loudly.
"Ma Xiaoshuai, are you trying to get yourself killed?"
Ma Xiaoshuai had already started fumbling with the remote control.
But in his panic, he pressed the volume up button instead.
Good heavens.
It truly pierced through the clouds...
Chen Fan sat stiffly on the sofa, taking a good while before managing a wry smile.
Ma Xiaoshuai had already thrown down the remote control and quickly pounced over, frantically ejecting the disc.
"Ma Xiaoshuai! You... you big pervert!" Song Linlin was still screaming.
Ma Xiaoshuai looked utterly wronged and on the verge of tears.
"It really has nothing to do with me. Old Chen brought out these discs."
Well, well, trying to push the blame onto me.
Chen Fan promptly spoke up, "It's not my fault. I didn't know when I bought them. The shop owner just packed up all the discs on his stall for me."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately piled on.
"See? It's because you didn't check them properly that this mix-up happened, right?"
As he spoke, he kept winking at Chen Fan.
Brother, help me get through this first, we'll talk later.
Chen Fan glared at him irritably.
My girlfriend is here too, you think you can make me take all the blame? No way.
"You're both big perverts..." Song Linlin screamed loudly.
"How dare you watch such unhealthy things, I... I'm going to die of anger!"
Chen Fan immediately put on an innocent expression.
"Linlin, I'm innocent. I've never watched this stuff before. Just now, Ma Xiaoshuai recognized that woman's name at first glance."
WDNMD!
Ma Xiaoshuai sat up straight, furious.
Damn it! People usually take a knife for their brothers, but you're stabbing me twice for your brother, huh?
Well, don't blame me for not being polite then.
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately shouted, "Ruochu, don't listen to his nonsense. Maybe Chen Fan deliberately bought these unhealthy things to watch secretly by himself..."
After saying this, he looked at Chen Fan smugly. If we're going down, we're going down together.
"Ah, you two stop talking nonsense. Hurry up and throw this thing away."
Hearing Song Linlin's loud shouts, Ma Xiaoshuai could only reluctantly stand up.
"Alright, alright, stop yelling. I'll throw it away now."
Song Linlin kicked the cardboard box beside her.
"Throw these away too."
"Huh?" Ma Xiaoshuai immediately showed a reluctant expression.
"These too?"
Song Linlin snorted coldly, "Who knows if these are the same?"
At this moment, Chen Fan decisively stood on the same side as Ma Xiaoshuai again.
"That's impossible. What just happened must have been a misunderstanding. Maybe the shop owner mixed up the discs when he was packaging them."
"It's a low probability event."
He then looked at Su Ruochu, "Honey, it really is a low probability event. You have to believe me."
Su Ruochu's little face was flushed red, still embarrassed.
"First, throw this one away. Then check all of these, throw away whatever needs to be thrown."
Since his girlfriend had spoken, Chen Fan could only nod.
"I'll do as you say."
He then kicked Ma Xiaoshuai.
"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and check them."
Ma Xiaoshuai sighed, reluctantly taking out a disc from the box and preparing to put it into the DVD player.
Seeing this, Song Linlin screamed again.
"What are you doing? Are you planning to check them here?"
Ma Xiaoshuai looked innocent, "What else? If I don't play them, how will I know which ones to throw away..."
At this point, Su Ruochu suddenly spoke up.
"You two go upstairs to the attic to check. There's a TV in the attic."
"Okay."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately picked up the box and ran upstairs.
"Old Chen, bring the DVD player up."
Chen Fan had no choice but to disconnect the DVD player and take it to the attic.
As soon as he entered the attic, he found Ma Xiaoshuai excitedly flipping through the discs in the box.
"Damn, you almost got me killed."
Chen Fan couldn't help but laugh, "Who told you to have such bad luck?"
Ma Xiaoshuai grinned excitedly.
"But brother, we've struck gold. I just found out there are many more at the bottom of this box."
Chen Fan was stunned, "There really are?"
Ma Xiaoshuai, as if performing a magic trick, pulled out more than a dozen discs from the bottom of the box.
This time, there was no need for verification, because just looking at the packaging covers of the discs was enough to stimulate the eyes.
Chen Fan squatted down to pick them up, "Let's throw them away quickly."
"Throw them away?"
Ma Xiaoshuai's eyes widened, and he quickly snatched the discs back.
"You really plan to throw them away? Are you really dumb or just pretending?"
Chen Fan was confused, "What's wrong?"
Ma Xiaoshuai caressed these discs as if he had discovered a treasure.
"Big brother, look carefully. These are all treasures."
"Several of these can't even be found online anymore. Absolutely rare items."
Chen Fan rolled his eyes helplessly.
"Is it really necessary?"
"Is it... necessary?"
Ma Xiaoshuai's eyes widened, "I won't allow you to talk about my enlightening teachers like that."
"Which boy hasn't secretly watched these teachers' works during their confused youth?"
"Wasn't it their diligent work that opened the doors to a new world for us?"
"You look down on them? How is that any different from cursing the cook after eating the meal?"
Chen Fan was stunned listening to this.
"Brother, I give up. I give up, okay?"
"You're not just pretending to be awesome, you're truly awesome. I can't compare."
"But don't say I didn't warn you, those two ladies are watching downstairs."
Ma Xiaoshuai chuckled, "They don't know the actual situation."
"I'll just take a couple of disc covers downstairs later. They won't dare to look closely when I let them check."
Ma Xiaoshuai said his plan with a smug face.
Chen Fan was speechless, "I don't care how you handle it, but you can't hide them at my place."
"And you're not allowed to use my equipment to watch them."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately threw Chen Fan a contemptuous look.
"Look at how little ambition you have."
"Who said keeping these things means you have to watch them?"
"It's called collecting, understand?"
"This is called commemorating my lost youth."
Chen Fan bent down to rummage through the box, and after confirming there were no more of those films, he picked up the box and turned towards the door.
"You can commemorate by yourself. I'm not getting involved anymore."
Ma Xiaoshuai, holding a stack of discs, stared at Chen Fan's back and shouted.
"Hey, you really don't want any?"
"Want me to leave one for you to study with your girlfriend tonight?"
Chen Fan went downstairs without looking back.
"Thanks for your kindness. I don't need that stuff."
Ma Xiaoshuai shook his head with a look of disdain.
"Hypocrite, such a hypocrite. I despise you."