Chapter 135 : First Experience with Sweet Talk
Chapter 135 : First Experience with Sweet Talk
Chapter 135: First Experience with Sweet Talk
Chen Fan had bought a lot of things for his parents this time when he went home.
He bought a down jacket, cotton boots for his mom, and a cotton coat with many pockets and a pack of cigarettes for his dad.
Besides that, there were also some local specialties from Yunhai.
Chen Fan knew his parents very well. They were frugal villagers who had gone through hard times, so Chen Fan didn't buy any fancy but impractical gifts.
Even so, his parents still scolded him.
"You just need to take care of yourself out there, no need to buy us things."
During the meal, the old man had a drink, which made him more talkative.
Li Jinqiu, the mother, immediately said, "This is from our son's first month's salary from his job. It's good enough that he bought you things, yet you're still nagging."
Chen Jianye mumbled, "He should keep the money for himself. He's studying away from home alone, and we can't help much. It's better to have some money on hand than not having any when you need it."
Chen Fan smiled and nodded, "Got it, Dad."
That night when they went to bed, Li Jinqiu complained about her husband.
"Our son finally came home for a visit and was being filial by buying you things, yet you kept nagging all evening."
Chen Jianye sat on the bed smoking silently.
"You don't understand, I'm just teaching him not to spend money recklessly."
"Buying things for you is reckless spending?"
Li Jinqiu snorted coldly, "Wasted effort trying to help a stubborn person."
"Also, our son is all grown up now, don't always act like a parent lecturing him."
Chen Jianye glared, "Even if he's seventy or eighty, I'm still his father, so I can lecture him."
Seeing his wife about to get angry, Chen Jianye quickly waved his hand.
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything next time, alright?"
"Let's just go to sleep."
He put out his cigarette and turned off the light.
Chen Fan was lying in his familiar bed, curled up in the blanket, texting Su Ruochu on his phone.
"Just got home today."
Su Ruochu: "No issues on the road, right?"
Chen Fan: "No issues. It's a pity I didn't encounter any beautiful women to assault."
Su Ruochu: "You're always thinking about inappropriate things. Beautiful women wouldn't want to assault you."
Chen Fan: "Hehe, only my wife appreciates my good looks."
"Wife, can we call?"
Su Ruochu: "No, my parents might hear."
Chen Fan: "Just whisper quietly in the blanket."
Su Ruochu: "I don't want to..."
Chen Fan: "I miss you. I want to hear your voice."
A few seconds later, Su Ruochu called.
Chen Fan got excited and quickly hid under the blanket.
He answered and spoke softly.
"Hello."
"What's up?"
Su Ruochu's voice was gentle and shy on the other end.
"Now that I've heard it, I'm hanging up."
"Don't hang up. Let's chat for a bit longer."
Silence.
Through the phone, they could almost clearly hear each other's breaths and heartbeats.
Finally, Chen Fan spoke.
"Miss me?"
"Huh?"
"How much do you miss me?"
"A lot."
"Wife, has your period ended?"
"Ugh." Su Ruochu let out a cute rebuke. "I'm not telling you."
Chen Fan whined, "Wife, hurry and get your period over with. We can't just keep practicing pulling radishes next time, right?"
"You..."
Su Ruochu's voice was flushed as she lightly scolded, "Who said there will be a next time? You're dreaming."
Chen Fan chuckled, "If you're not doing it with me next time, then I'll have to find someone else for next time."
"Go ahead, go ahead."
"You're willing to let someone else pull my radish?"
"Chen Fan..."
Su Ruochu's voice suddenly rose a little.
"You're shameless."
Chen Fan laughed mischievously, "Wife, have you dreamt about me these past few days?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Come on, tell me, tell me..."
"Ugh you're so annoying, I did dream about you."
"What did you dream we were doing?"
"I'm not saying."
"Did you dream about us pulling radishes at the hotel last time?"
Su Ruochu didn't say anything anymore.
Chen Fan, however, kept rambling on.
"Wife, it's not good to just dream about this all the time. We can't just keep pulling radishes. Next time let's go to a hotel, and I'll teach you how to play poker..."
Su Ruochu remained silent.
"Wife, fell asleep?"
Chen Fan asked twice before Su Ruochu's embarrassed voice came through the phone.
"I...don't want to talk to you."
"Why?"
"You're being a rascal."
"How could I! This can't be called being a rascal. This is clearly just a little intimacy between lovers."
Su Ruochu suddenly said, "I think you seem too familiar with this, did you play around with other girls before?"
Chen Fan coughed awkwardly and hurriedly said, "Don't be silly. I'm actually quite timid."
Su Ruochu suddenly asked, "Do all you guys like this kind of thing?"
Chen Fan chuckled, "Desire for food and sex is human nature."
Su Ruochu's voice sounded a bit coy, "Is that kind of thing really that good?"
"Of course it's good."
"Have you experienced it?"
"..."
Chen Fan almost blurted something out, but quickly stopped himself in fright.
"I haven't."
"Then how do you know?"
"Ahem, our dorm mate Brother Jie has experienced it. He said it's a feeling of unprecedented happiness. It's a communication and sublimation of the flesh and soul!"
"Ugh! You're clearly just being a rascal, yet you make it sound so artistic."
"Wife, when can we experience it too?"
"I won't experience it with you."
Chen Fan sighed, "If you don't experience it with me, how will you give me a son?"
"Oh right wife, feel your breasts, have they gotten bigger?"
"For the sake of our future son's cafeteria, you need to let me massage them often..."
"You...are so shameless."
Su Ruochu's face flushed red. "I...I don't want to."
Chen Fan sighed, "Alas son, it seems you're destined to go hungry in the future."
"Your mom won't expand the cafeteria for you..."
"You...what nonsense!"
"Wife, are you wearing your pajamas now?"
"Yes, why?"
"What about underwear?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Are you wearing it or not?"
"I am."
"What color?"
"..."
"White."
"Take it off..."
"What do you want to do?"
"Just take it off first."
"I won't..."
Chen Fan's excited voice started to tremble a little.
"Take it off first, then gently place your hand..."
Beep beep...
Chen Fan was stunned, the phone had hung up.
Chen Fan had a wry smile on his face.
In his past life, he saw online how those master seducers could make those female netizens go wild with just a few lines.
But why did it seem so difficult when it was his turn?
Ah, his wife was just too shy.
He would need to practice more in the future.
While Chen Fan comfortably went to sleep, unbeknownst to him, Su Ruochu couldn't sleep at all on the other end.
Her mind was filled with all the things Chen Fan had said to her on the phone.
Especially when recalling that night they spent together at the hotel.
Su Ruochu's little face became even redder and hotter.
"Bad Chen Fan, naughty Chen Fan, big meanie!"
Unable to sleep no matter how much she tossed and turned, Su Ruochu could only grab a plush bear next to her and pretend it was a certain someone as she violently squeezed it.
In a daze, she couldn't fall asleep, her mind kept replaying certain scenes over and over.
As the obedient girl in her parents' eyes, the excellent student in her teachers' eyes, Su Ruochu experienced this situation for the first time, feeling both embarrassed and nervous...
Half an hour later, Su Ruochu got up and turned on the light, went to the bathroom, and came back having changed her underwear.
Lying in bed with a red face, Su Ruochu felt both shy and annoyed.
"Big meanie, it's all your fault..."
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