Reborn as an Ugly Wife in the Countryside

Chapter 899 - 901: Absolutely Not Wasted

Seeing that the stranger agreed, Yang Ming continued, "The second condition, stop calling my wife a beauty."

Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and smiled, Yang Ming was still jealous of the beauty thing.

Once this condition was set, the man froze for two seconds without replying. Not calling her a beauty now meant his whole persona would be gone.

Seeing the stranger not reply, Xiaoxiao added, "If you don’t agree, you can’t come with us, and you won’t get any food. You better think it through."

"Okay, okay, I agree, just tell me the third one." The man reluctantly agreed.

Xiaoxiao finished laughing to herself, this guy was indeed a foodie, as soon as food was mentioned he was on board. Somehow, it felt as if food was more important to him than her, although she had no intention of attracting him.

"The third condition!" Yang Ming paused, hugged his wife, and said, "Honey, I haven’t thought of the third condition yet, why don’t you suggest one?"

"Alright, I’ll suggest, let me think about it." Xiaoxiao pinched her chin and began to seriously consider what to propose to this person.

Looking at Xiaoxiao’s demeanor, the stranger had a strong feeling something bad was coming, so he quickly spoke, "Hurry up, if you don’t say it, it won’t count."

Xiaoxiao’s eyes lit up, canceled? How could that be possible?

Her lips curled slightly, "The third condition is, you must agree to one of my conditions."

"..." The man was completely dumbfounded, what the heck, how many conditions were there?

"As for my condition, I haven’t thought of it yet. I’ll tell you when I’ve figured it out, and then you can fulfill it."

"..." This girl sure knows how to play, does that mean no matter what condition she proposes, he has to agree?

He hurriedly waved his hands, "No way, what if you want me to kill someone or set fires? You expect me to do it? I have principles."

"Rest assured, I absolutely won’t let you do anything bad, can you agree to that?"

This trick was completely learned from TV dramas, though knowing that once they leave there may be no interaction, proposing it was meaningless.

But exceptions exist, what if they need this person for help later? Given his extraordinary attire and generous manner, maybe he’s an impressive figure.

"If you don’t agree, then forget it. Honey, let’s just tie him up here and let him either be burned or starve by the villagers."

Xiaoxiao specifically emphasized the word starve.

"Honey, I think we should tie him up, look at him, he’s so clumsy, got caught by the villagers, probably can’t protect Shitou’s mother and child. Don’t let him drag us down."

"..." And here they go again in sync.

The man pursed his lips and laughed. She was indeed a smart girl, getting him to agree first and propose conditions later.

"Wow, this girl really knows how to play tricks. Alright, as long as you don’t make me do anything bad, feel free to propose your conditions in the future, but only one condition, okay? Make sure you think it through."

"Don’t worry, I’ll definitely think it over carefully, won’t waste it." Xiaoxiao said word by word.

Seeing it was settled, everyone decided to leave together. Yang Ming said, "Let’s each go back and rest first, I’ll call everyone when it’s time to leave in the middle of the night."

"Oh, you won’t just leave without calling me, right?"

"..." Yang Ming frowned, he actually hoped he wouldn’t call him, who wants to go with him? "If you’re afraid I won’t call you, you can stay awake and wait."