novelraw Chapter 668 Sister Meng is a Fool
Chapter 668 Sister Meng is a Fool
Jiang Yang understood immediately from the look Zhao Jinmai gave him.
Knowing that Mai Mai had already explained things to Tian Xiwei and Meng Ziyi, and that the two were ready to continue the conversation.
He continued along the line of thought from Zhao Jinmai's proposal: "Brother Han caught me playing on my phone just now, didn't he say I was slacking off?"
“Yes, Jiang Yang, as a guest, you have to treat recording a show like you’re going to work,” Wang Han chimed in.
Jiang Yang's smile faded, and he said seriously, "This is my discovery. Slacking off at work is just a capitalist's way of putting it. In my eyes, I'm just taking a break. Don't you all agree?"
"That's true!" Liu Weiyi replied.
A burst of laughter erupted in the studio.
The junior agents clapped and slapped the table.
Many of them are office workers or have previous office experience who have transitioned into becoming online influencers.
Work pressure is always high, and if you take a break to relax for a while, your boss will say you're being lazy and not doing your job.
Everyone needs to take a break and rest during their busy schedule.
On the other side of the control room, the director was intently watching multiple monitor screens.
Closely monitoring the interactions between the guests and junior agents, he quickly issued instructions over the walkie-talkie, urging the cameraman to capture every exciting moment precisely.
The focus is on capturing the expressions and reactions of Jiang Yang and the guests, while also showing the lively scenes of the junior agents in the audience.
The cameramen adjusted their positions according to the director's instructions.
Tian Xiwei also had a smile on her face.
It was squeezed out.
He tried hard to hide the tension in his eyes.
Knowing that MaiMai and JiangYang would steer the conversation toward her, it would be her turn to speak and make a similar proposal.
He's not good at improvisation, doesn't appear on variety shows often, and isn't good at telling or responding to jokes.
Their true selves, which they dare not reveal in front of the camera.
The thought of having to speak in front of hundreds of junior agents, numerous senior guests, and cameras focused on me the entire time makes me nervous.
She forced a smile.
He barely managed to conceal his panic.
I'll think about how to say it for a while.
The more she thought about it, the more anxious she became; this was something she just wasn't good at.
Chaoyue is very good at this.
Whether it's responding to a conversation or throwing out a joke, it's all done effortlessly.
If Chaoyue were here, he could definitely handle it with ease.
Tian Xiwei quietly turned her head to look at Meng Ziyi beside her, only to find Meng Ziyi leaning back comfortably in her chair, laughing heartily.
Join the junior agents in banging on the table.
Relaxed and at ease.
I didn't sense any nervousness from Meng Ziyi about to speak.
Tian Xiwei covered her microphone, leaned towards Meng Ziyi, and whispered in a voice only the two of them could hear, "Sister Meng, did Mai Mai just tell you? She asked us to prepare similar proposals."
"I already said so." Meng Ziyi nodded with a smile: "Let me follow Mai Mai's line of thought, just like Jiang Yang is doing now. Prepare a few jokes and you can respond later."
Tian Xi asked in a soft voice, "Then...aren't you nervous? I'm so nervous I could die."
"A little, but it's alright. Let nature take its course." Mencius replied, "I've already thought of several, and they're all quite simple."
"So fast?"
Tian Xiwei looked surprised.
“It’s not difficult,” Meng Ziyi said with a smile, waving his hand. “Haven’t you thought of that yet, Xiwei? It’s okay, I’ll give one to you.”
talking.
Meng Ziyi then leaned closer to Tian Xiwei and said in a low voice, "I've discovered that 'pooping' is just a human way of saying it; in the eyes of a toilet, it's called 'foraging for food.'"
Tian Xiwei's lips twitched as she listened.
Sister Meng clearly has the face of a mature and sophisticated woman, with a cool and elegant demeanor, yet she keeps talking about toilets and excrement as soon as she opens her mouth.
Tian Xi whispered a reminder: "If I say this out loud, it will probably be cut out. It's not elegant, and it might not meet the program's standards."
“Really? Then I’ll change it.” Meng Ziyi changed her mind and said in a low voice, “I’ve found that when two strangers fall in love and just believe in the story of love at first sight, the police call it prostitution.”
After saying that, Meng Ziyi paused for a moment, then realized, "Isn't this... a bit illegal? Will it be banned from broadcast?"
“It will probably be cut too,” Tian Xiwei shook her head and said, “This content involves illegal activities and definitely does not meet the requirements of the program.”
"Xiwei, you reminded me."
Meng Ziyi suddenly realized: "It seems that none of the jokes I came up with can be broadcast. Let me think of something else that is compliant."
He pondered for a few seconds.
Meng Ziyi blurted out, "I've discovered that thieves stealing is just what the police say; in their own eyes, it's called 'work.'"
Tian Xiwei was convinced.
Sister Meng certainly has a lot of jokes, and her mind works very quickly.
The main issue is that these kinds of jokes are fine to talk about in private, but if you discuss them on a show, they'll definitely be cut out.
They are either indecent or involve sensitive content, and do not meet the standards for variety show recording at all.
Even if she's lucky enough not to be cut, if she actually says it, it will negatively impact her image.
As public figures, making illegal or vulgar remarks on television programs can easily draw criticism from netizens.
It might even be misinterpreted by marketing accounts.
They believe she lacks manners, which will negatively impact her public image and reputation, and could also have a detrimental effect on her future career development.
Tian Xiwei finally understood.
Sister Meng's mind works faster than hers, and her reactions are quicker.
Most of what they say is irrelevant and lacks any sense of propriety.
A silly jar.
Helplessly, she gently tugged at Meng Ziyi's sleeve, lowered her voice, and patiently reminded her, "Sister Meng, you must be careful about what you say later."
After giving Meng Ziyi her instructions, Tian Xiwei took a deep breath.
Try to calm yourself down.
I know in my heart that I can't always rely on others.
Mai Mai and Jiang Yang can't help her forever.
If I become more famous in the future, I'll definitely be on variety shows more often.
Because variety shows offer extremely high exposure, they can quickly boost her popularity and public image.
The pay is generous, and they pay promptly.
Jiang Yang had also reminded her.
Competition in the entertainment industry will only intensify in the future.
It's difficult to maintain popularity by just acting. Appearing on variety shows can help maintain exposure, keep people in the spotlight, and prevent them from being forgotten by the audience.
However, appearing on variety shows also carries significant risks.
Especially variety shows like this one, which have no script and rely entirely on improvisation.
A single misspoken word or improper action can easily be maliciously interpreted by marketing accounts, distorting the original meaning.
Jiang Yang, Mai Mai, and Sister Meng can't keep covering for her on variety shows forever.
Ultimately, you still have to rely on yourself.
I must find a way of responding to jokes and speaking that suits me as soon as possible; I can't keep being so timid and dependent on others.
"Stop being so dense, hurry up and think!" Tian Xiwei urged herself silently. "I need to combine my own life experiences and find a way that the audience can relate to and that is easy to make them laugh. It should be simple and down-to-earth. I'll use the way Mai Mai just proposed it."
Tian Xi closed her eyes and carefully recalled every detail of her life.
I remember the days when I was a child, I practiced dancing at school. I would get up early every day and repeat the basics over and over again. Even when I was covered in sweat, I would not give up.
I remember picking my younger sister up from kindergarten, and how she would jump and skip into my arms, looking so soft and cuddly.
I recall the warm and harmonious scene of my family sitting around the dining table, eating simple meals, chatting and laughing.
I remember once when I was a child, I came home from school and saw a tiny mouse crawling out from under the sofa, secretly nibbling on the crumbs of steamed buns on the floor.
She was still young then.
At first I was scared, but after watching it for a while, I realized that the mouse was small and furry, huddled in the corner, carefully nibbling at its food. I found it quite cute and pitiful.
They must have been so hungry that they sneaked into my house looking for food.
She secretly took some leftovers, put them in the corner, and fed them to the mice.
At first, the mouse was also afraid of her, watching her warily and not daring to approach. Only after she had gone far away did it dare to slowly approach and cautiously begin to eat.
Repeat several times.
The mouse gradually became less afraid of her.
As soon as she put out the food, the mice would appear on time, sometimes even rubbing against her feet... until later, she fed the mice rat poison.
Because she discovered that mice had secretly chewed up her favorite ballet shoes.
That was something her parents saved up to buy for her; it was her prized possession for practicing dance.
It chewed up the sofa, clothes, electrical outlets, TV cables, and curtains in the house.
Her parents repeatedly told her that the rats had to be eliminated, otherwise they would spread germs and the whole family would get sick.
At that time, she was still young and didn't understand anything.
She believed that everything her parents said was right, and she would do whatever her parents told her to do, so she fed the rat poison without hesitation.
Now that I'm older, looking back...
You might feel sorry for that mouse.
It just wants to find something to eat; its teeth keep growing, so it needs to find something to grind them down.
They just wanted to live a good life, but they were driven to extinction by humans.
At that time, she had a question in her mind: why do humans say that mice are cunning and hateful and want to get rid of them when they steal rice, but praise bees for their hard work when they steal honey that bees have worked so hard to make and enjoy the honey with a clear conscience?
As a child, she had many such questions, and even now, she has not found the answers or been able to explain them.
But of course, I wouldn't dare say this out loud on the show.
Just think about it in your heart.
Otherwise, netizens would definitely think she has an excessive amount of saintly compassion.
"Xiwei, it's your turn." Suddenly, Zhao Jinmai's voice came, interrupting Tian Xiwei's thoughts.
Tian Xiwei came to her senses.
I discovered that Jiang Yang had already started chatting.
All eyes in the room were gradually turning to her.
Two cameras were precisely aimed at her, one giving her a close-up of her face, capturing every subtle expression.
The other camera zoomed out to capture her entire condition.
All the staff members present were silently watching her.
The director at the control room stared intently at the screen, the cameraman focused on adjusting the camera positions, and the sound engineer was ready to make adjustments at any time.
The junior agents' eyes were full of anticipation.
In the guest seats, Wang Han, Xue Zhiqian, and others looked at her.
Just as Mai Mai said, the opportunity has been completely given to her.
Tian Xi took a deep breath, trying to suppress the tension in her heart, and still had that slightly stiff smile on her face.
Pretend you're not nervous or stage-frightened.
Make your tone sound more natural.
Then, she straightened her back and said seriously, "I've discovered that 'mice stealing' is just a human way of saying it; in their eyes, it's called foraging."
As soon as the words were spoken, the once bustling studio fell silent.
It quieted down a bit, and the laughter and applause gradually subsided.
Tian Xiwei's heart jumped into her throat, and she asked in a low voice, "Is there a problem with what I said? Will the program be able to broadcast it?"
"It's alright, it's alright." Wang Han waved his hand and said with a smile, "There's no violation of the rules, and there's no problem. It's very down-to-earth, which is great."
Xue Zhiqian immediately chimed in, "Xiwei, that's a great point of view, really, it's a very unique perspective."
“But nobody laughed…” Tian Xi lowered her head slightly, her tone full of disappointment and unease, her confidence waning.
"But your proposal to MaiMai elevated the class, didn't it?"
Xue Zhiqian chuckled and joked, "With such a profound perspective, Brother Han doesn't even need to add any value to it."
Followed by.
Tian Xiwei met Jiang Yang's gaze.
She saw Jiang Yang nod slightly at her.
A reassuring and warm gaze.
Tian Xiwei's panic gradually subsided, and she felt much more at ease.
My tense nerves finally relaxed.
Taking advantage of Zhao Jinmai's interruption, they successfully diverted everyone's attention.
Jiang Yang moved closer to Tian Xiwei, pressed his hand tightly against his microphone, and whispered to her in a voice only the two of them could hear, "That was great, Xiwei, the angle was perfect, this part definitely won't be cut, don't worry."
"really?"
Tian Xiwei raised her head slightly: "I don't think what I said was particularly funny, and no one laughed much."
"It's ok."
Jiang Yang smiled and said, "The way you were nervous just now was hilarious, it was really funny."
Upon hearing this, Tian Xi was slightly taken aback.
She then glared at Jiang Yang and said, "What do you mean? Are you making fun of me?"
"That's not what I meant at all." Jiang Yang quickly waved his hand and explained, "I wasn't making fun of you. I just think that you're very real, which makes the audience like you more."
"Then what do you mean by saying I look funny?" Tian Xiwei persisted.
"I... oh dear."
Jiang Yang had a headache.
What's wrong with Xiwei again?
When things were going well, she would scold Xiwei, and Xiwei wouldn't hold it against her.
When things are bad, like now, when I get nervous, I can't stand hearing him say anything bad.
He has the body of an 18-year-old but is 31 years old, and he still finds it really hard to win over girls.
It's much more difficult than using Supercoin.
The key point is that a program is being filmed right now, the whole place is under camera, and there are staff and junior agents watching.
He had no intention of coaxing Xiwei: "Stop it, Xiwei, the camera is rolling. You can scold me however you want after the recording is over."
"When you overtook me today, you weren't this impatient..." Tian Xiwei had only spoken halfway when she immediately realized she had let something slip.
Jiang Yang's face trembled with fright.
Jiang Yang felt a little more at ease when he noticed that Tian Xiwei had covered the microphone and that her words had not been recorded.
Mai Mai often teases Xi Wei, sometimes even more harshly than he says, but Xi Wei never gets angry with Mai Mai; on the contrary, they get along very well.
But when it comes to him, he's incredibly petty.
They're hard to appease.
Headache.
Especially after they've exceeded that limit, it's even harder to appease them.
Girls are just like that, such troublesome things.
The atmosphere at the scene gradually became lively again.
After chatting for a few minutes, Zhao Jinmai suddenly turned her head and threw the topic to Meng Ziyi: "Sister Meng, it's your turn!"
Meng Ziyi put away his smile and said seriously, "I actually noticed this when I was in middle school. The PE teacher being sick is just what the math teacher says. In our eyes as students, it's called taking up class time!"
The words fell.
Zhao Jinmai immediately slammed her hand on the table and clapped her hands in agreement, saying, "Sister Meng, you're absolutely right! My junior high school PE teacher was a sickly man who was always getting sick, and whenever he was sick, math class would start!"
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Zhao Jinmai's proposal session has ended.
Wang Han then guided the discussion, saying, "Mai Mai's proposal segment was particularly brilliant, and Xi Wei, Zi Yi, and Jiang Yang's impromptu performances were also excellent. They had a very relatable conversation. Jiang Yang, you just shared a similar discovery, which shows that you were well-prepared. Now, please formally present your proposal."
Jiang Yang nodded.
He suppressed the teasing on his face.
His expression gradually became serious.
As the light dimmed and a spotlight shone on him, Jiang Yang spoke, introducing his proposal: "I've discovered that at some point in our lives, we kill our childhood selves with our own hands."
After those words were spoken, everyone fell silent.
All eyes were focused on Jiang Yang. (End of Chapter)