Chapter 319
Chapter 319
Thinking that this person is his fan, Yu Xinran finally heaved a sigh of relief. Although illegitimate meals are annoying, at least his life will not be in danger.
"Are you really my fan? Well, I can satisfy you with autographed photos and group photos. Can you... can you put down the knife first?"
"Love is deep, responsibility is serious, I like you so much, but you want to be an irresponsible man, this makes me very sad!"
Ma Rulong really made an expression of hating iron but not steel.
"No..." Yu Xinran was taken aback for a moment, could it be that his fandom was revealed?
Is this the person Tingting found or quietly found?
I remember that I have taken defensive measures. Is there a hole in the raincoat?
The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became!
Some time ago, a top star with the same surname as the Huaxia nation revealed that he had a child out of wedlock, and the child was several years old. It is said that he was secretly raised by the woman!
Unexpectedly, this method was also used on his own head!
Yu Xinran was so angry that his veins burst out, and he glared at the other party: "Who sent you? What exactly do you want?"
Ma Rulong laughed, and the dagger in his hand twirled flexibly between his five fingers, like a beautiful metal butterfly: "I don't want to do anything, I just want you to keep your promise!"
He turned on the phone, but there was a screenshot, a screenshot of Yu Xinran, which was a message he posted years ago.
"I, Yu Xinran, bet here that if a bad movie like Fantasy King can surpass Princess Mulan, let alone a day, even if it's just an hour, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"
Ma Rulong gently carved on the coffee table with a knife, and after a while, a wonderful and lifelike caricature jumped out.
It was Yu Xinran with his butt pouted, fishing for something from the toilet, eating with gusto.
Yu Xinran's face changed drastically!
This coffee table is made of huanghuali!
Let alone whether it is expensive or not, the wood is surprisingly hard.
But it seems that people use a knife to carve on huanghuali, just like others do on plaster.
No matter how dull Yu Xinran's head is, he should know that this person is a master.
What's more, Yu Xinran can stand out from the crowd and become a trafficker, and his mind is very smart.
"So, I'm here to ask you to keep your promise."
Ma Rulong's tone was indifferent, without a trace of emotional fluctuations, "Of course, I always like to leave more escape routes for others." The knife in his hand flashed,
Yu Xinran only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a few hairs fell gently from his forehead, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
"How is it? Is my knife technique okay?"
Ma Rulong lightly tried the blade with his fingers, and looked at Yu Xinran seriously.
"Okay... okay, it's too good, it's just amazing!"
"That's good. The quicker the knife, the less pain."
"I am a patriarchal person. Men must keep their promises, and women can discuss them. So if you can't keep your promises, I can only ask you to be a woman."
"Don't worry! Not only are my knife skills fast, but my suture skills are also top-notch. I also have acquaintances at the Santa Maria Hospital in South Korea. I can help you pay for vaginal reconstruction and breast augmentation as a fan of yours."
"Come on! Take off your pants! Welcome to your new life!"
"No no no no!" Yu Xinran shook his head like a rattle, "I still want to be a man!"
"Isn't it over already?"
Ma Rulong laughed, took out a tripod from the lunch box, and put the phone on it: "Come on, if you say live broadcast and eat shit, live broadcast and eat shit, manly man, spit on the ground is a nail!"
Finally, he opened the food box,
"There's actually neither shit-flavored chocolate nor chocolate-flavored shit, but I've prepared one each for pig manure and cow manure."
"Of course, if you don't believe what I prepared, you can still eat your own on the spot."
"No need, no need!" Yu Xinran scolded the pervert in his heart, but on the surface he had to put on a cooperative look, as embarrassing as it was.
"Come on." Ma Rulong turned on the recording function of his mobile phone, and opened the food box, and a strong stench came to his nostrils.
vomit!
He rushed to the bathroom, threw up,
No, I can't bear it anymore!
He wished he could fight the man in front of him,
just,
Thinking of the flash of the knife just now, the hair fell to the ground, it was too scary, what if it was cut on his own neck?
The consequences could be disastrous!
If you want to survive, you have to eat shit!
Besides, have you eaten less shit in your life?
Accompanying those big bosses to greet and send off, saying insincere compliments, is eating shit.
When I was filming, I acted opposite my 50-year-old aunt, and when I watched Aunt Ximen say "silly girl" to her, I was eating shit.
Facing the fans, creating personalized avatars, and maintaining a stiff smile all the time, this is also eating shit!
I used to eat shit to live, but now I eat shit to live, the most important thing is for the happiness of the lower body, to continue to be a normal man.
After several times of vomiting, until all the contents of the stomach were vomited out, both legs were weak.
But Ma Rulong just watched with cold eyes, did not interfere, and let him delay the time.
"You still have 10 minutes. If you don't eat, I will acquiesce that you don't want to be a man, so..."
Ma Rulong raised his hand and glanced at his watch, the dagger in his hand was twisted, and nailed to the table with a bang.
With sore knees, Yu Xinran knelt in front of the food box, closed his eyes tightly, and bit down hard!
What the hell!
This is obviously the taste of sesame paste!
He breathed a sigh of relief, a false alarm.
"Okay, let's go here."
"Is the sesame paste delicious? This is the sesame paste made by the ancient method of cold pressing, which is more nutritious and has a more classic taste."
"Combined with hydrogen sulfide and feces flavoring, it is enough to distinguish the real one from the real one!"
Ma Rulong put away the phone indifferently, then shook it: "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Ma! Ma from the Ma family in Hexi, my name is Ma Rulong, and Ma Mengqi is my cousin."
"Hexi Ma's house!" Yu Xinran immediately stood up straight.
As a popular niche in the entertainment industry, how could he not know the Ma family's name!
They are big players in the entertainment industry, owning the largest theater chain and the top three distribution companies in China, and they are also the major shareholders of Waiyou International!
The counterattack blockbuster "Fantasy King" in the Spring Festival file was produced by them. I hugged Dix's thigh. I didn't take Ma's family seriously, but,
After all, the country is still the domain of the Ma family.
I am still too immature, this time I have been planted, and I don't know how the Ma family will deal with it.
"This time it's just a slight punishment, but I don't want another time! Next time you don't have the right to choose, I will push your head into the toilet!"
"Also, I really have the phone number of the doctor at the Santa Maria Transgender Hospital in South Korea, and the company also has the contact information of the owners of several entertainment venues in Thailand. I can provide you with free medical treatment and will introduce you to work abroad."
Ma Rulong smiled slightly.
Yu Xinran was terrified to hear that!I couldn't help but tighten my crotch, and almost let go of the gate!
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