Chapter 397 387: Sun Zhe on the Run!
Chapter 397 387: Sun Zhe on the Run!
"Ugh, don't even mention it."
Sun Zhe weakly waved his hand at Xie Yunwan, rubbed his waist, leaned against the wall, and headed towards the living room. He plopped down on the sofa, laid down, and didn't want to get up.
Xie Yunwan pounced onto his chest, cupped his face with her hands, and asked, "So, my dear, was the surprise your big sister prepared surprising enough for you?"
Sun Zhe nudged forward and gave her red lips a light nibble, "To be honest, Sister Yunwan, you really went all out."
"But I'm really curious, how did you manage to get three teachers to come to Hua Country and give me this intense experience?"
Hearing this, Xie Yunwan's eyes darted around, and she said, "Your big sister has connections, you know."
Sun Zhe asked, "Did it cost money?"
"Oh, just a little pocket change, no need to bring it up. As long as it helps straighten you out, I'd spend any amount."
Hearing this, Sun Zhe just smiled without saying a word.
Xie Yunwan leaned in and gave Sun Zhe's neck a playful bite, whining, "Are you still okay, dear? I was watching the live stream from outside and was getting all excited too."
Upon hearing this, Sun Zhe shuddered involuntarily and said with a wry smile, "Sis, spare me, please. Look at me, do you really think I can handle more? Even if the Seven Fairies descended, I doubt I could raise a weapon."
"Alright, I was just teasing you."
Xie Yunwan pinched his nose with a giggle, "If I really broke your body, what about my happiness for the rest of my life?"
"Hmm... Sister Yunwan really knows how to care for people."
Sun Zhe squinted his eyes and wrapped his arms around her slender waist, asking, "By the way, did you record the video of me with the three teachers?"
"Of course, I installed high-definition cameras inside ages ago. You're the main character of this piece; aren't you thrilled?"
"Absolutely thrilled."
Sun Zhe couldn't help but recall the delightful three hours earlier and laughed, "Send it to me later, and I'll enjoy watching it at my leisure."
"Got it. You rest for a bit; I'll go check on your three teachers."
"..."
A little while later.
When Xie Yunwan walked into the bathroom and saw that scene, she was stunned, feeling an enormous shock. Her scalp tingled for a moment.
In the bathroom.
The three teachers were lying stark naked on an air mattress, their eyes rolled back, and their mouths drooling continuously, seeming as if they were on their last breath.
Moreover, their faces, chests, stomachs, legs... were all covered with thick yogurt.
"Wow... Is Ah Zhe really that fierce?"
"Good thing we called three of them, one wouldn't have been enough to handle him."
"Tsk tsk tsk... So messy, he's gonna have to clean up himself."
"..."
Elsewhere.
Taking advantage of Xie Yunwan going to the bathroom, Sun Zhe dragged himself upright and slipped away.
He was afraid that if he stayed longer, Xie Yunwan wouldn't be able to resist coming after him again.
Tonight's epic battle had him facing three opponents, and although he eventually won, it was a Pyrrhic victory; he truly was drained of energy.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped outside the gated community, his phone rang, with Xie Yunwan on the other end ranting.
"Sun Zhe, are you mad? Why did you run off on your own?"
"You covered them all over, who'd you expect to clean up?"
Sun Zhe forced a bitter smile, "Sister Yunwan, I need to head home... Yan'er and Qiaoqiao are calling me."
"Calling, my foot, get back here right now, you old Purple Shoal Taoist!"
"Sister Yunwan, I'll apologize properly next time, but tonight I really need to escape, or I'll perish in your house!"
Sun Zhe decisively hung up the phone and flagged down a taxi by the roadside.
...
By the time he returned to Yang City First-class, it was already past 11 PM.
Zhu Yan and Ye Qiao hadn't gone to bed yet; they were both wearing sexy nightgowns, sitting on the sofa watching TV and laughing together like a pair of happy sisters.
"Ah Zhe, what happened to you?"
Zhu Yan noticed the odd way Sun Zhe was walking, his pale face, and how he had noticeably thinned, and hurriedly got up to greet him, distressed, "Did you have another confrontation?"
Sun Zhe took a deep breath and forced himself to stand straight, smiling faintly, "Nothing much, I just ran into three formidable experts and couldn't resist a sparring match. I just got a few light injuries, nothing to worry about."
"Really?"
Zhu Yan didn't believe him.
"Really."
At this point, Ye Qiao came closer, eyeing Sun Zhe suspiciously, "Say the word!"
Sun Zhe nodded and said, "Word!"
Zhu Yan playfully smacked Ye Qiao on the head, "Where do girls learn to talk like that?"
Ye Qiao, feeling wronged, clutched her head, "Sun Xiaozhe, look, your Yan'er is hitting me again."
Sun Zhe shrugged, promptly changing the subject: "I'm heading to bed; you two should rest early as well. Good night."
Ye Qiao held onto his arm, worried, "Are you sure you're okay? Want me to help you upstairs?"
"No need, just go back to your movie."
"Oh right, Qiaoqiao, remember to check the trending topics tomorrow."
Upon hearing this, Ye Qiao's eyes lit up, "You mean..."
Sun Zhe gave her a nod without saying more and slowly walked towards the stairs.
Watching Sun Zhe's slightly staggering figure, Ye Qiao was filled with emotion, seeing Sun Zhe as a war hero returning triumphantly.
"Sun Xiaozhe, thank you!"
Sun Zhe didn't turn back, just waved lightly, "Miss Ye, good night."
...
Back in his room, Sun Zhe suddenly let out a long sigh, hurriedly locked the door, and then rubbed his waist as he collapsed onto the bed.
"Damn... pretending is this exhausting?"
"Phew..."
"I can't do it anymore; I need to lie down for a bit."
After resting for about half an hour, Sun Zhe finally regained some energy, and despite the effort, sat cross-legged and began to channel energy to absorb the Yin Essence he had harvested tonight.
Although the battle earlier had depleted his energy, the harvest was substantial.
The richness of those three teachers' Yin Essence was comparable to someone with the "Nine Yin Cold Body," like Han Xinyue.
Unfortunately, even after absorbing the Yin Essence, Sun Zhe still didn't notice any changes in the Nascent Soul within his Dantian.
"I guess I'll have to consult Priest Yao."
Sun Zhe appeared resigned, sighed lightly, then took a Spirit Crane Pill, and began circulating energy to heal and expel the Ice and Fire True Qi from his body.
Time slowly passed.
At around three in the morning, Sun Zhe suddenly opened his eyes, jumped off the bed, and ran to the bathroom, where he vomited a mouthful of inky blood into the toilet.
With each mouthful of blood expelled, Sun Zhe felt utterly drained, but at the same time, incredibly relieved.
The Ice and Fire True Qi that had tormented him for so long were finally expelled.
...
The next day.
Sun Zhe was in the middle of sleeping when an indescribable sense of suffocation woke him up.
Opening his eyes, he saw Ye Qiao lying on his leg like a kitten.
"You little beaker, sneaking Emmi while I'm asleep?"
Sun Zhe wasn't particularly surprised by this as he'd grown accustomed to such things.
Plus, he knew Ye Qiao must have had something exciting happen; otherwise, she wouldn't have come over to nuzzle him awake.
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