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Chapter 497 Dragon Clan 37

In the original book, after the three of Lu Mingfei entered Gaotianyuan, they were pulled over by the owner of the store—a man named "Whale" and asked him about his way of being a cowherd...

According to the procedure in the original book, Yan Xiaofu should also participate in the so-called test.

Originally, Yan Xiaofu was already prepared, but who knows, Yan Xiaofu was not pulled over to ask this so-called Cowherd's way.

She had already come up with a set of rhetoric that sounded esoteric but had no actual content according to the messy ideas given to her by the audience in the barrage, and was going to deal with the whale problem when the time came, but now Without calling her, Yan Xiaofu was still a little confused.

"So? Rouge, what is your way of being a cowherd?"

Yan Xiaofu watched the feasting lights around her, stood there straight, and asked the three people beside her to help her put a kimono on her body.

She looked at the chaotic scene in the live broadcast room and didn't say much.

Damn, Lao Tzu's way of being a cowherd is to stick to who he is and never bend.

Since she came here, she never whispered outside like in other planes. She was afraid that if she whispered here, someone would see it there.

In fact, she was a little worried that if she was thinking so much in her head, people would see her complaining in her heart.

These dragons are more powerful than each other, and they don't consider other people's personal privacy issues at all.

"I have a question...why do geisha paint their face so pale, but they have to leave a piece on the back of their neck?"

"I don't know, do you have anything to say? Or is it to leave a piece of the original skin color to make men look more beastly?"

"Didn't it mean that the ancient nobles in Japan still painted their teeth black... It was because the face was painted too white, and their teeth looked yellow when they spoke, so the nobles painted their teeth black."

"I think the Princess Ji hair accessories left in the Heian era are quite pretty, but you have to find a better barber shop for that thing, otherwise it will be a quadruple pot head in minutes."

"Ah... it's over, and you won't show us you, and you won't show us the three top cards of Takatahara. Now we don't know what they look like. The camera is on that former sumo wrestler all day long. We It’s different from the Honzi country’s aesthetics, we don’t feel the sumo wrestlers in the Honzi country.”

"In the past few days, I searched the pictures on the Internet, and found that the actor who played Chu Zihang is really handsome, and Xia Mi, no wonder you keep saying that she is the most beautiful woman, but according to the original book, Now that Xia Mi is dead, I won't be able to see it this time..."

"By the way, Rouge has never shown her face. I want to interview you. What do you think about pretending to be a man first and then a girl? 233333"

"Don't make fun of it...Rouge hasn't shown up for the past few days. 23333 is going to jump into the Sea of ​​Japan every minute."

"Go and dance..."

Yan Xiaofu couldn't speak a word of Japanese, but Chu Zihang, who was also Gao Tianyuan's top card, could at least say, "Is this the end of today? Why don't you go back and cry for a while."

In addition to the well-known "Yamede", the Japanese she knows is nothing more than "Oh Lei, Kaizuoku, Ninaru, oh Takuda!" Yo"... In short, I learned it from reading manga, and it seems to be of no use.

However, Yan Xiaofu has related experience with her... Ahem, Yan Xiaofu who is sitting on the sofa is not at all cowardly.She looked at the ladies sitting beside her, all of them were speaking words she could not understand, and each of them was covering their mouths and smiling shyly.

Yan Xiaofu is also a person who has mastered the time... It's just that she passes the time differently compared to people from the dragon plane.In the past few years, she has learned all kinds of messy skills.

For example, how to deal with beatings, for example, how to play games, and for example... how to imitate a man well.

When Yan Xiaofu used to imitate a man, she usually only drew a face, but after wearing the inner augmentation in the Miluotuo cave, she seemed to have opened up.

Now if she deliberately imitates the boy's way of walking, looking from behind her, there is no sense of disobedience.

So, now she pretends to be a man and sits on the sofa, and begins to emit air-conditioning unscrupulously, her whole body is an air-conditioning machine.

The noble ladies around her wanted to lean towards Yan Xiaofu one by one, Yan Xiaofu raised her eyes and looked at her.

Now she is completely wrapped up like an enlarged bjd doll. If the kimono on her body is not mentioned, it is impossible to tell whether it is a man's style or a woman's style. If it is a woman's style, the color is too plain Well, there are no colorful flowers or patterns on the women's kimono. It is said that it is a men's kimono, and this dress is too complicated.

Anyway, she was just sitting on the sofa, acting as an air conditioner all the time, with a cold face and no words, just like a real enlarged doll.

As the saying goes... Bingshan handsome guy, cold-faced male god, although it is a bit abnormal for Bingshan to be a cowboy, but you can't stand most girls eating this one.

Yan Xiaofu just played a poisonous brother who is "not close to women" in Jisan. At that time, she kept complaining about why she was "not close to women". There are still girls who would like it. She has not thought about this question now. I understand, but sitting on this sofa now, she suddenly felt that none of this was important anymore.

Science students... know the formula to solve thousands of problems, it doesn't matter if you don't understand the origin of the formula.

Yan Xiaofu, who was sitting among the women, faced the ladies around her with the mood of doing mathematics in the college entrance examination.

And over there, Caesar and Chu Zihang dragged Lu Mingfei, who was seriously injured, also got on the float full of leaflets and fudge, and this float took them to a place full of feasting and feasting——

High Tianyuan.

Before getting on the car, Caesar and Chu Zihang told people in English that they were poor and stowaways, and they were being wanted. Could you help them? The driver of the float took a look at the two of them and nodded immediately.

Then the driver stepped on the accelerator, just like bringing Yan Xiaofu over, pulling the three of them straight over.

When they arrived at the place, Chu Zihang and Caesar realized what it was, but the three of them didn't even have a passport, and Lu Mingfei's neck was still bleeding. The two discussed it and decided to stay.

Of course, Gao Tianyuan did not have good intentions to take them in. Three wanted criminals and one was seriously injured. The beauty of Chu Zihang and Caesar.

However, none of these three people knew that Lu Mingze had arranged a total of [-] identical floats, each of which was stopped at the intersection, just blocking this area completely.

When they step into an alley at random, they will encounter a float, and then they will take this float to come here. This is all arranged in the dark.

"How is he? What did the doctor say?"

"The doctor said he's fine." Chu Zihang said as he took off his clothes, "The bullet didn't hit him, but just grazed his main artery, causing a lot of bleeding."

"...Why do I think he's a little cold?" Caesar touched Lu Mingfei's face.

"Is it cold?" Chu Zihang also came over and touched his face, "It's true... Shall we soak him in hot water?"

…The two of them looked at the bathtub over there, lit a fire under it, then threw Lu Mingfei into it, and put his head on the side of the barrel to prevent him from sinking.

After 10 minutes, Caesar touched Lu Mingfei's face again, and said with relief, "It's hot."

Chu Zihang also nodded slowly, "Indeed."

……

"Youkyo, Basara King." A tall and fat man pointed at the two of them.Chu Zihang and Caesar looked at each other.

On the first night they came, they were dragged out... Ahem, to pick up the guests, Lu Mingfei over there was still in a coma, but Chu Zihang and Caesar were awake, so they would naturally perform on stage.

There is a huge stage on the first floor of Gaotianyuan, where the decoration is extremely luxurious, and it is a place for those empty and lonely ladies to play disco.Of course, some stage plays and so on will also be performed on this stage.

This stage is a bit like the various stages of the last century. On it, all kinds of dramas can be performed, whether it is "The Tale of Genji" full of Japanese local characteristics, or "Romeo and "Juliet", even ancient Greek mythology, can be performed on this.

Chu Zihang and Caesar were pulled over in a daze. They first stood in the dark under the stage and watched a scene or two. The person in charge of Gao Tianyuan told them to take advantage of this time to think about the performance. What, because then it will be the turn of the two of them to play.

In the dark, the people on the stage came one by one. They sang all kinds of operas, no matter whether the sound was good or not...the face is definitely passable, not to mention that there are many famous cowherds here. voice.

"Have you thought about what to perform in a while?" Caesar quietly said to Chu Zihang.

"...Can I go up and practice sword skills later?" Chu Zihang was silent for three seconds, then suddenly raised his head, and said very seriously.

"..." Caesar looked at the ladies behind him, and was silent for three seconds, "Don't mess around, we don't have any money now, and Lu Mingfei is still soaking in the bathtub..."

"Excuse me, have you decided what to perform?" Gao Tianyuan's person in charge said.

"I perform sword skills...except for that, I don't know anything else." Chu Zihang said after thinking about it for three seconds.

Caesar next to him turned his eyes away with a look of horror.

He thought to himself... You, a embryo killer, are really useless in a sense.

Then, unexpectedly...the person in charge of Gao Tianyuan actually agreed.

"Okay!" The person in charge said happily: "Mr. Youjing, can you come and perform the knife technique? We will send you the freshest tuna at that time, and we can auction the raw fish on the spot."

Both Caesar and Chu Zihang were shocked.

There is still such a coquettish operation?

"Mr. You Jing is really a man who is very suitable for the ruthless style." The person in charge said something very sincerely, and he suddenly said: "But Gao Tianyuan currently has another one, he is also very suitable for the ruthless style, and that one Senior is very powerful, Mr. Ukyo needs to work harder."

"Who?" Caesar, who had been listening silently, raised his eyebrows suddenly, "Is there anyone else who can be more ruthless than you?"

He just teased casually, then turned his head to look at Chu Zihang, who knew that Chu Zihang's reaction made his hair stand on end.

"If there is such a person... then I must compare him."

A cold voice came from the side.

Chu Zihang, dressed in white, looked very serious.

If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he would have looked like a samurai about to cut seppuku.

"Mr. You Jing is really courageous." The person in charge over there looked as if he had found a good seedling, and even applauded uncontrollably.

The two of them boasted so much, and their cooperation was so perfect that no one could react.

Caesar looked sideways.

"...Don't be so into the show! Have you started to evolve in some strange direction?"

Neither Chu Zihang nor Caesar came and asked who this person was, but the person in charge dared to wash it and changed into a suit of flamboyant clothes.

On the other side, Yan Xiaofu was wondering while accompanying the drink.

Why haven't the three come here... When will they be here...