Chapter 495 Dragon Clan 35
Chapter 495 Dragon Clan 35
In fact, Yan Xiaofu thinks that the system is still very tricky, and she has always suspected that they have a formula for calculating the location of the anchor.
They specially put anchors in weird places, such as the ancient tomb in Tomb Raider, and the small street in front of Xingxin in Full-time. These places are easy to spark some sparks.
So for the systems, the anchor is only an important tool to increase the ratings in the final analysis.
When thinking about this question, Yan Xiaofu was lying in a bathtub.
This bathtub is made of wood, and you can smell some wood fragrance when lying on it.Yan Xiaofu folded up a towel next to her, put it on her head, left it on for a minute, then took it off again.
The surrounding walls are painted with very strange and extravagant paintings, full of Ukiyo-e style, that is, the style with pale face and colorful eyes.
It is said that Japan's modern manga industry has developed so powerfully, a large part of which is due to Ukiyo-e.Yan Xiaofu didn't know if this thing was real, but she just looked at a painting on the wall with half a "beep-" exposed, and was shaken by the white flesh for a long time.
Forget it, stop pretending, hurry up and get out after washing.
The sound outside is sometimes loud and sometimes quiet.After Yan Xiaofu finished washing, she searched herself in the mirror for a long time before finding that silly little goldfish on the back of her neck.
She poked the goldfish, and the goldfish swam forward for a while, Yan Xiaofu drove the goldfish to the left half of her face just like chasing a piglet.
Then Yan Xiaofu began to put on clothes and shoes, wiped the water spilled on the floor, waited for her hair to dry, picked up a makeup brush and the like, and put on makeup, then walked over and put the bench, chair and table against the door Move the black gold knife away...
A corridor with a completely different style from the place where she was just now appeared in front of her. The crystal chandelier on it hung down from the sky, and wherever the eyes looked, it was full of gold and jade splendor.
Yan Xiaofu stepped on shoes with thick soles, and walked slowly forward, with an indifferent expression on her face...
A corridor was stunned by Yan Xiaofu's swaying posture, which was extraordinarily coquettish.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Don't show it, get out."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"No, I'm a rich man."
"Where is this? Is this really Gao Tianyuan? By the way, did you actually take Gao Tianyuan down! I want to see the pretty little brother!!"
"Ah...fuck, your live broadcast room is really not afraid of being blocked, it may be locked every minute."
“This place really has a good feeling. I feel that the decoration style is not a serious place at first glance. 23333333”
"God restores, I can't say anything anymore, I just want to say how nice it is to be rich."
"Rouge got 320 flower tickets yesterday... Can I get [-] today?"
Yan Xiaofu saw a door at the end of the corridor, she pushed the door open and walked in, seeing darkness in an instant.
Do you know what's the funniest thing about this thing...
Every time Yan Xiaofu thinks that she is a pure girl who came to the Cowherd's shop to swindle food and drink, she will have an indescribably weird smile that bursts out of her throat.
When she stood on the stage and the light from the sky hit her, she couldn't hold back her smile at all.
Sometimes people always have a bit of a weird laugh... Yan Xiaofu feels that her current laugh is very strange, it's a bit like the kind of laugh that is caused by the switch of the laugh after being played badly and unable to control herself point……
The cowherds in Gao Tianyuan, according to the original book, are all the elites of the cowherds, and ordinary cowherds cannot get in. Of course, Yan Xiaofu feels that this "cowherd" is definitely not ordinary .
Just think about it, not only can she give spiritual comfort to these lonely ladies, but if the lady wants to challenge something exciting, she can also play with Lily!
After the lights were turned on in the middle of the night, everyone met naked, and the noble lady looked shy. At this time, Yan Xiaofu could hug her and whisper in her ear: "Come on, baby, let me show you my new baby." The luminous prosthetics I bought..."
Thinking about it this way, isn't it old...
Cough cough, this is quite value for money, make the best use of everything.
Thinking of this, Yan Xiaofu on the stage grinned strangely for some reason, but the spotlight above was on, if she really laughed out of this, she felt that she would be beaten to death by the boss... That kind of death...
So she held back, and when she turned around, she smiled silly, and when she turned her head, her face was suddenly indifferent.After turning around, he smiled stupidly, and then turned around indifferently... extremely ghostly.
The music over there started to play, and on the first day here, Yan Xiaofu discovered that the people who made the music here are very good, and sometimes they don’t even need to rehearse, just watching the movements of the dancers on the stage, they can blow it out Good music.
Yan Xiaofu didn't sing, she just danced.
Holding a flute lightly in her hand, she slowly watched the cherry blossoms falling from the sky.
She is playing a woman.
Yes, playing the role of a woman, this is the second joke that makes Yan Xiaofu laugh.
In the darkness under the stage, there are invisible faces.Yan Xiaofu didn't know what they were doing, but she knew what the audience in the live broadcast room were doing.
They're beeping, beeping and beeping...
It is estimated that the same is true below the stage.
Dancing, Yan Xiaofu knows nothing but turning in circles.But now she is playing the barnacle Nakamiya in The Tale of Genji.
Before yesterday, Yan Xiaofu didn't know where the sacred palace of barnacles was, in fact, she didn't know for sure today.
By the way, she started the job after three hours of emergency training yesterday, and today is the second day of the job.
The dance in Japan seems to be turning in circles, but the way of turning in circles is absolutely different from Peking Opera. Yan Xiaofu doesn't know how to explain that feeling, she walks slowly and small steps like a puppet.
To be honest, although this thing looks exaggerated, it is still acceptable if it is pleasing to the eye.Random screenshots of the scenes displayed on the stage are exactly the same as those ukiyo-e on the wall.
But although Yan Xiaofu doesn't know how to dance...but she still knows how to pretend to be dancing.
Picking up a flute in her hand, Yan Xiaofu blew it lightly, and Wu Du's skills and movements were immediately displayed...
The huge sleeves swung up, making it look like a Japanese doll had been enlarged.
She is on this side, and the actor who plays Guangyuan is on the other side. The audience is far away, so she is not afraid of poisoning anyone.
Speaking of yesterday, Yan Xiaofu squinted her eyelids. This Guangyuan Shi and the character she played seem to have an adulterous stepmother and stepson...
Well, this is the third joke that made Yan Xiaofu laugh dumbfounded.
The entire theater was quiet, Yan Xiaofu gently covered her mouth with the flute in her hand, and listened to a woman's voice through the huge speaker to the audience.
The woman's voice was dignified with a hint of sadness, Yan Xiaofu didn't know what they were talking about, all she knew was that the voice was exactly the same as in a Japanese manga she had read when she was a child.
It turns out that the people of this country really talk like this... It's not anime talking nonsense.
This voice is not Yan Xiaofu's, this is... Well, live dubbing, if you let Yan Xiaofu speak a bunch of Japanese, that would be too difficult for her.
After all, her personality in Gao Tianyuan is a good-looking, dumb person who can't speak.
That's right, dumb.
This is the last joke.
The spotlight came back on in the sky, Yan Xiaofu still remembered what the person taught her yesterday, this time when the light was turned on, she quietly withdrew.
She wrapped her arms around her sleeves and stepped off the stage slowly.
When she stepped off the stage, Yan Xiaofu felt that she was sweating all over. She stood in the dark corner for a while, and then was suddenly pulled up by the host.
At this time, the stage was as bright as daytime, but it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
There are women sitting under the stage one after another. They wear gorgeous clothes and expensive jewelry. Many of them are even at the best age in their lives. The exquisite makeup on their faces is just like their age, which can attract Live countless men.
The hall is full of splendor and splendor. This place is really easy to give people the feeling of a palace. In fact, this is almost a palace.
Palace of women.
Yan Xiaofu was expressionless, with a pale face, waiting for the same situation as yesterday to repeat itself again.
I saw a fat and strong host came onto the stage, he was wearing a colorful kimono, he looked like a weird funny show host.
The host raised his arms and shouted, with an abnormal frenzy on his face.
He opened his mouth and said—
"#[email protected]~/,-a^%!"
"//%^@,/@#~-!" The audience in the audience also shouted.
"@~#%-/~#!"
"@#/,=%—·:=!"
"..."
In a daze, Yan Xiaofu was hit on the head by a messy thing like letter paper, in a daze she watched the ladies below screaming, and in a daze she was hugged by the fat man next to her. Going back in a daze...
It can't be her fault... "=%:·%=#" all over the world... She didn't look like a fool, which shows that she is still a little rational.
"What's going on there?" On the street, a passerby looked at the brightly lit tall buildings and asked strangely.
"Is there any good-looking man here?" Another person next to him said, "Every time a good-looking man comes, Gao Tianyuan is always like this."
On a street not far away, a fire engulfed an entire building.
There are two downcast men under the building, one has been hungry all day with an empty stomach, and the other is wearing a coquettish cheongsam with slits.
Lu Mingfei, who was wearing a cheongsam, looked at the roof of the building and thought silently, if he burns like this again, with Chu Zihang's abstinent appearance, maybe he can burn relics...
A girl jumped down from a tall building, her eyes were full of trust and beauty.
But the boy below missed, and the girl fell to the side so hard that the bone leaked through the skin.
A girl who trusts you so much, how can you miss it?
This is a very stupid question, but the girl was a little too stupid, and the boy was even more stupid than him, so they quietly watched the girl's last drop of blood drain, and then closed those beautiful eyes.
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