490 Chapter 18
490 Chapter 18
"Ji Luo, have you been a lately?"
"No..." Yan Xiaofu typed on the computer, "It's just that there are too many things to do, so I don't have much time to play."
"What kind of job are you doing? It feels like you've been on business trips all the time."
"It's just... a job that often travels." Yan Xiaofu said, "I can't help it, just earn a living."
Her house has already turned on the heating. In the past, Yan Xiaofu's house was very cold. Every winter, she would wear a quilt and a down jacket, and put a warm water bottle in her hand.
Just like this, she often freezes like her grandson... She used to raise turtles and the like, and they were frozen with her every winter, and hibernated as soon as they were frozen. not coming out...
Later, Yan Xiaofu looked so pitiful, so she gave both of them to her best friend. Her best friend's new community is very warm.
Is the place where Yan Xiaofu lives in an old community... It can be said that it is the oldest community in the vicinity. The plumbing is not very good, and everything is old.
Compared with Hangzhou, where she stayed for a long time, her family has already entered winter early.To be honest, Yan Xiaofu was a little uncomfortable when she came back from the cold weather. The climate in Hangzhou is really better than her family's.
But sitting at home like this, driving my own little broken machine, drinking Coke, crossing my legs, wearing a big vest and long johns, with my face up to the sky, listening to the occasional car horns outside, I am alone. Stay quietly... That feeling is really an indescribable kind of peace of mind.
You don’t need to put on makeup every day like you are going out, choose clothes, and you don’t need to pretend to be serious anytime, anywhere... Actually, it’s quite tiring to pretend to be realistic, because you have to carry it, and you don’t know when you will be exposed.
Yan Xiaofu's father said that she would return to her hometown to farm for the elderly in the future, build a small house, and grow a bunch of potatoes and persimmons. That would be a wonderful life.Yan Xiaofu felt that when she was in her [-]s and [-]s, she could drink Coke and play computer games quietly in one place, and that would make her beautiful.
But whether the seventy-eighties can drink Coke is also a problem.
Originally, when Yan Xiaofu was thinking about whether to prepare some winter measures this winter, who knew that this year, the heating pipes were repaired like a god... She felt unbearable after sleeping in the room for a night. The temperature in the room was as high as that of a steamer. Similarly, it can make people's nose bleed every minute. She never realized that her house is such a hot place before.
She was wearing a autumn coat, holding an ice cream, and a glass of iced Coke on the table, concentrating on playing the game.
If this posture is paired with a cattail fan and a beard, this is a standard old man... Yan Xiaofu has been home for a week, except for going home to see her parents, she has been staying at home day and night Playing games at night.
Of course, she can no longer play Glory in this world, and there is no such game for her to play. She only heard about a full-time master mobile game after she came back recently. She downloaded and played it silently for 10 minutes, and spent some money to recharge her faith. , let it go to the trash can...
Ahem, anyway, everyone knows it well, but she is quite happy to see that she can play mobile games. After all, can the author earn money to eat again?
After shopping around, I really didn't find anything interesting, so I went back to the krypton gold nest... That's right, Yan Xiaofu was talking about Ji San.
"Help the main transfer guild, do you know?"
"I know, isn't she going to do a research?" Yan Xiaofu said, "She is also crazy, she just needs to come back from the exam in a few months, why make it look like she is dying."
"She still said in the group that she wanted us to go to the gang next door... But dozens of people in the group ignored her and told her to get out after the exam. She was moved to tears by herself."
"However, does it make any difference whether our gang has a gang leader... They were all the same salted fish. Now it's just a salted fish in a different way." Yan Xiaofu said, "I recently created a new account... Goodbye, I'm going to be a poisonous daddy."
"Huh? Why did you suddenly think of playing drugs?" The person opposite was taken aback, "Aren't you a firm little yellow chicken?"
"Recently, I feel that I have a destiny with the Five Poisons." Yan Xiaofu looked at the Five Poisons sect on the account creation page. The Du sister was wearing a purple dress with silver ornaments, big breasts and long legs, and she was extremely charming.
"You want to play Sister Poison, then I'll find some faces for you." The person over there went offline after finishing speaking.
Yan Xiaofu looked at the poisonous sister in front of her, and stared at her for a few seconds, then suddenly clicked on the poisonous brother next to her who was dressed extravagantly, then squeezed her face and named her...
An hour later, she looked at the newly created account called "Drug Brother and Little Niang", and suddenly held her forehead.
who I am?where am I?What was I doing just now?
……
In this way, Yan Xiaofu built such a weird account of a transvestite for no reason, and was mercilessly ridiculed by the members of the gang for a week...
Even Temporary A's gang leader came up and laughed at her for 10 minutes when he heard the news... It can be seen that the focus of Jiansan players these days is not on the game itself.
"Little lady, come up and fight."
"...Don't call me Xiaoniang, just call me Brother Du." Yan Xiaofu felt her face go stiff, "If you don't call me Jiluo as before."
"Calling you Jiluo doesn't make me feel that way, hahahahahaha..."
Yan Xiaofu looked at the series of questions with black lines on her face, and silently entered the dungeon.
"It's the first time you've used the Poison Sutra to write the book... Let's stop fighting with the wild group, otherwise what will we do if we get scolded?"
"Let's make do with it." Yan Xiaofu looked at the other people in the group, "I'm used to being scolded and so on hahahahaha... At worst, it's terrible to be buried when I go out hahahaha..."
"..."
They just randomly added a wild group to fight, Yan Xiaofu didn't often fight with wild groups, but recently the guild leader was temporarily a, and the guild group couldn't start at all, so they had to find a wild group to fight.
People in the gang say that the gang leader is useless, but in fact their gang leader is a very responsible person.It's very timely to contact the group to bring newcomers and so on, so now the leader is temporarily a, and they are in the stocking state.
She drives the account of "Poisonous Brother and Young Lady", and her friend drives the account of Xiuluo, who is full of fans. Once the two of them enter, it is enough to pretend to be worth something.Yan Xiaofu didn't turn on the microphone the whole time, and just tapped the notebook bit by bit.
"I'm going, haven't you been fighting for a few months? Why are you so powerful?" Her friend was shocked when she saw Yan Xiaofu playing drugs, because Yan Xiaofu's fighting really didn't look like a few months. People who play games basically have no mistakes at all, and every position is very slippery.
This wild group is really pitted, and the group was almost wiped out several times on the way.The others lying on the ground silently watched Big Poison Brother and Naixiu struggling with the monsters desperately...
"I'm going... I'm scared to death. I thought the first one I came back to fight would not have overturned the car, and I will never fight with wild groups again." Yan Xiaofu silently looked at the screen and kept fighting the fire. .
She didn't go to work seriously for two months, but she just played games... People who are good at playing games for two months in a row can have a similar air when they come back, not to mention Yan Xiaofu's two The place where I played games last month was an extremely honed place... To sum it up, it was all pitfalls, so my skills soared all the way.
In this way, Yan Xiaofu was almost killed by her teammates halfway, so she had to open a plug-in to save the game.
"I'm going, why didn't I realize that you are so powerful before, could it be that you were suddenly possessed by someone after you played a monster account?"
"Fuck you, you are possessed."
Yan Xiaofu fought for three and a half hours, and finally managed to get through the fight. When she was about to leave, the team hugged her thighs. Yan Xiaofu wiped the sweat from her brow, feeling like she was about to ascend to heaven.
The next day, while she was sleeping at home, she suddenly received a call from someone.
"...Ah? Take the class? What kind of class?" Yan Xiaofu looked confused.
"...Let me... take the gang newcomers to play a dungeon?"
……
"Ahem, this is our deputy leader. The original leader recently went to take an exam, so I'll be here for a few days." Someone said in the headset.
"..." Yan Xiaofu silently looked towards the sky.
"Damn, talk." A roar came from the headset.
"Uh... hello, I'm the acting gang leader." Yan Xiaofu said silently, "I used to play hidden swords, but recently I changed to five poisons..."
"...Why is this voice so familiar?" A newcomer in the gang who did not know where to hook him up suddenly said, "Why do I always feel that I have heard it somewhere..."
"Cough cough." Yan Xiaofu was excited when she heard this, coughed twice in an instant, lowered her voice a bit, and changed her tone directly, "Let's organize the next book first, I think there are many It's Xiaobai's."
"...It sounds so good!! But why can't I remember who it looks like!"
"...Okay, let's go there." Yan Xiaofu turned her head stiffly, with only one wish in her heart.
Don't, don't, go to 818.
It didn't take long for her wish to be shattered.
……
It didn't take long for such a post to appear in a place rich in 818.
[The agent leader in the 818 guild!Playing with emotions is fun, right?It's very cool to step on a few boats, isn't it! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
[Hack him to death!Why are you so scumbag!Girl don't cry and hug you! 】
Yan Xiaofu silently looked down at her chest.
"How did you get into trouble with him?" asked the old man in the gang.
"...One of the girls who came over a few days ago wanted to flirt with me, but I didn't agree, so she became angry and hung up on me." Yan Xiaofu died.
"...Ah! It's the one who always asks you out! The one who wants to send you away!"
"That girl is dead too... before hanging up on her, I just hung up on her."
"Pfft... She still teases you and me, this operation is quite strange."
"...She doesn't know you are a woman?"
"I do not know."
"...is there such a showy operation?"
"Then what can I do..." Yan Xiaofu looked at the number and said, "Should I clarify or what?"
"Don't, I still want to see the excitement."
"Then let's start with a trick I'm good at." Yan Xiaofu looked at a few familiar names in the post bar, and silently wrote them down, and then started her own massacre...
So, in the winter of that year, a poisonous brother became popular, the fire became a mess, and the fire became a phenomenon...
Countless people remember that blood-red winter, the acting gang leader who looked like a psychopath, and his terrible operation and unfeminine name...
Yes, that's right, not feminine...
"Fuck your mother, who spread the word!" Yan Xiaofu overturned the table, "Who doesn't get close to women! I have it myself, why should I look at other people's!"
"Because you are too ruthless to other girls? That day, you were the ones who were the most ruthless, and it is rumored that you have a cold personality..."
"Then you can't accuse me of not being a womanizer! Can't I be gay!"
"It's not close to women... Can we consider changing the name of the gang to this? There are a lot of newcomers who have applied for membership recently."
"The cold and violent big poisonous brother, with a high level of operation, a nice voice, and a sullen look that needs to be beaten, playing a big flute with a snake... Damn, it's great just thinking about it."
"Let them all go away!"
Yan Xiaofu just stayed at home peacefully for a few months... and successfully became a famous figure in Jiansan, although her reputation is not very good.
In early March, when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom, she received a notification from the system.
It's time for her to go to work.
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