Chapter 226 Full-Time Master 36
Chapter 226 Full-Time Master 36
Yan Xiaofu didn't go to work until after the new year this time, and on New Year's Day, she was still the same as in previous years, going back to her hometown to spend the day.
She finished posting couplets and banners early in the morning, bought some New Year's goods, and took the train straight to her hometown without even having breakfast.
To be reasonable, Yan Xiaofu actually struggled for a long time before going home. She felt that she would easily reveal herself when she returned home in such a sick state.
But if she doesn't go home after the new year, her mother will scold her for three days and three nights.
Yan Xiaofu struggled for a long time, and finally went home with big and small bags.
At a time like this... adapt to the situation, what else can I do?
When the whole family gets together during Chinese New Year, Yan Xiaofu can't tell if her face turns red with a hot towel, but she doesn't like to talk very much and looks listless. Anyone who asks will say it's a bad cold.
As for not going out or going downstairs, please forgive Yan Xiaofu for saying that she did not go downstairs for two consecutive months during Chinese New Year.
In the end, her mother couldn't bear it, picked up the broom and beat her out...
When she came back this time, as soon as her mother heard that she had a bad cold, she immediately taunted her severely, and then poured all kinds of soups into her stomach, and there were all kinds of snacks and fruits. One elbow a day.
Every time Yan Xiaofu was moved by her mother's delicious soup, she cried bitterly, and then within 3 minutes, she retreated in her mother's contemptuous thoughts...
Well, generally speaking, I am very happy...
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When Yan Xiaofu returned to modern times this time, she was actually quite dead.Of course, if he just died like this, it would be fine in a sense... The problem is that this guy has been running outside all year round, and his body is not bad, so he managed to survive.
Now that she survived...then there is no reason to force her to die if she is still alive.
Of course Yan Xiaofu knew how miserable she was in this state of illness, if she could return to normal after one death, then she would think it was worth it... The problem is that she really didn't die.
Such a thing as death - it's okay for others to do it, but Yan Xiaofu always feels weird if he does it himself.
But I can't think about this matter, should I blame those people for not hacking her to death?When Yan Xiaofu thought of this, she became confused.
Now she took a taxi home by herself, holding all kinds of food in her hand, which she could barely hold. There were a bunch of delicious and delicious food brought by her mother.
It looks very festive.
It's just too miserable for Yan Xiaofu to carry these things upstairs by herself.
When Yan Xiaofu got home, she was panting like a bellows. She opened the package bit by bit, put the frozen ones in the refrigerator, and put all the perishable ones outside, ready to eat right away.
The rest that are neither perishable nor need to be frozen have been sneaked into the system by her.
Yan Xiaofu looked at the refilled refrigerator, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. She rubbed her eyes, feeling a little sleepy.
Recently, the sleeping point is very fixed, and I must go to bed before twelve o'clock every day.If there was no alarm clock in the morning, I would have slept until ten o'clock...
If I don't sleep well, I will be dazed and staring all day, and my whole body will be more uncomfortable than the arrival of my aunt.
After eating so much during the Chinese New Year, Yan Xiaofu didn't gain even a catty, and it felt like everything she ate was flying off.
She felt that her current body was probably like a leaked balloon, with the air leaking out from the hole "similarly".
Filling from above can only ensure that what it leaks out is in balance with what is poured in.
So be it.Yan Xiaofu looked at the sky with fishy eyes.
I don't know what the next plane is, but with her physical state... encountering a stolen pen, encountering Lu Xiaofeng, it probably won't last for a few days hahahaha...
It would be really wonderful if people hacked to death when they went up.
In fact, this kind of physical condition is really disturbing, and the hospitalization fee has cost a lot.
Yan Xiaofu thought for a while, her face was suddenly full of anticipation—this time she bought all the things in advance, and after she died, she resurrected on the spot and continued to roam, even more gracefully...
Fifteen years later, the taste of the year is gone.
"The host will broadcast the next live broadcast in three days, please get ready."
"receive."
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Yan Xiaofu was lying on the sofa with a thick quilt on her body, and was suddenly awakened by Mr. System's gentle scum's voice.
"The current time is six in the morning. During this time, you can freely shop in the system store."
Yan Xiaofu got up from her huge lazy sofa, and by the way, put the sofa under her buttocks into the system...
Ahem, the new sofa is so comfortable that it makes me want to cry.
She decided to carry this sofa on her back...
Yan Xiaofu got up, opened the store page in an instant, and immediately stocked up on ten bottles of painkillers. These ten bottles were almost her salary for ten days of live broadcasting...
Then she looked at the products in the live broadcast room, and carefully chose two products that increased internal strength and exercise speed.
To be honest, every product related to the increase in force in the live broadcast room is horribly expensive.
But this is actually nothing, the reason why Yan Xiaofu is so cautious is that she finally understands how dangerous each product in the store is under the plain appearance.
……
Yan Xiaofu once saw a defective product, the name of that product was [The Lich King's Great Gift].
This name is similar to a tasteless product she bought before that can shorten the resurrection time. The shape of the picture on the store is also a somewhat similar withered black hand, but the effect... is blinding.
[Great Gift of the Lich King]: Those who accept the gift, you will get the talent of the Lich King.
Every natural day, the anchor who holds this product will receive the blessing of the Lich King and the curse of the Lich King at the same time, and the mana, witchcraft, magic power, etc. It will be weakened by "one percent" on the original basis.
Yan Xiaofu didn't have any reaction when she first looked at this thing, but then she suddenly trembled when she was washing the dishes.
She suddenly understood what a terrible thing it was.
One hundred one percent one hundred one percent is 120 percent one...
90.00% nine 90.00% nine is ninety-eight percent...
Calculated in this way, the anchor who really bought this product will definitely become an extreme waste...or an extreme genius in the end.
Extremely weak body, and extremely powerful mana... This man is either a genius or a lunatic.
Yan Xiaofu broke into a cold sweat thinking of this.
She didn't know how many planes and how many anchors were working, but she knew that the person who bought this thing would definitely go crazy in the end.
A body that is weak and rotting, unable to even move, and the opposite of that is powerful magic power...
Those who dare to buy this must be ruthless people, ruthless to others, and ruthless to themselves.
What the fuck, Yan Xiaofu remembered her pullover.Are all the defective products in this store so magical?
She also felt a little uneasy, because among the things she bought in bulk when she was desperate last time, now that she thinks about it, there are actually many introductions that are very connotative.
The products in the system store are very interesting, and each product has more or less a small story, so it actually has some hidden attributes that are not written in the introduction.
Usually when she buys products, she carefully reads the product introductions. This is the first time she buys casually, but now that she thinks about it, the things she bought back then were actually crazy...
Cough cough, for example, the two commodities that Yan Xiaofu saw casually during the battle, these two are the kind of commodities with a small amount of curse properties, one increases a lot of speed, but reduces the amount of physical fitness, Another is to increase a lot of physical fitness, but to reduce the speed of the amount.
Yan Xiaofu still doesn't know what she thought when she bought these two products...
This is not bad, after all, she is a fool with a lot of money, so it’s okay to spend some wronged money, but the key problem is-there are still a bunch of product attributes, which she didn’t even look at, maybe there are more magical things in it...
That big burst of speed in Jiansanli and the state after the burst made her vaguely uneasy, as if something was wrong with her body, but she really couldn't remember what she bought until now.
Maybe Li Lianhua is among those casually bought things... A fetish that reduces lifespan once it explodes...
Damn, the more I think about this kind of thing, the more desperate I get.
Yan Xiaofu was really careful this time to the extreme, deducting the descriptions of the products word by word, and only paid at the end.
It took a long time, and the time for the official live broadcast was almost here before she finished and said to the system gentleman, "Enter the live broadcast."
"The host has entered the live broadcast, I wish you a happy live broadcast."
……
Yan Xiaofu looked up at the surrounding scene, and took a cautious step back.
An empty street with some residual snow on it.
The modern plane.
Is it... somewhere like Tomb Raiders Notes?
Or is it... Resident Evil?
Yan Xiaofu moved forward cautiously, taking every step carefully, like a special agent who was filming a movie, she ran to the bottom of the wall in small steps, poked her head out and looked out carefully.
Be careful.
Although it may die... Although it may be injured...
But that's okay, just keep going.
……
Xingxin Internet Cafe.
A sickly handsome guy in red clothes and a pale-faced otaku stared at each other for a long time.
The two seemed to have looked at each other for a century, and looked at each other for a thousand years.
A girl next to the Internet cafe was stunned, staring at the two of them stupidly, but didn't dare to say a word, for fear of disturbing the two of them.
There are small dust floating in the air, accompanied by smoke rings, warm and beautiful.
……
"What kind of eyes do you have... It's like looking at Huang Shaotian." Ye Xiu said, taking a puff of the cigarette in his hand.
The corner of Yan Xiaofu's mouth twitched, she looked up at the sky for a long time, and suddenly let out a miserable howl.
"Fuck, why am I so sad? It really is you! I walked for half an hour just now, and I felt that something was wrong. You returned my sadness when I saw you, and I felt like I just Like a mentally handicapped..."
Ye Xiu silently watched Yan Xiaofu howl for a while, then suddenly took a puff of cigarette, and spat out three words from his mouth.
"Can't understand."
……
Yan Xiaofu suddenly looked up at Ye Xiu, and said seriously, "Brother Ye, are you interested in killing people?"
"No."
"..."
"..."
"Ah trough, trough, trough, what the hell is it that I came to the wrong place? I still want to continue like this, damn, how expensive is my medicine for a month? It's enough for me to eat for two months. Fuck me, if I quit, I want it Resign……"
Ye Xiu took a puff of his cigarette, turned his head and stared quietly at his computer screen, on which Lord Grim was nimbly killing monsters with the Myriad Chance Umbrella in his hand.
At seven o'clock in the morning on the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, in Xingxin Internet Cafe, there was still harmony and friendship.
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