Chapter 212 Sword 332
Chapter 212 Sword 332
"So it's better not to provoke a creature like Cang Dae." When Yan Xiaofu and Xiao Bai came out of the building, it was already dark, and it was almost time for Yan Xiaofu and the others to start their play. So she could only rush over to finish singing her own scene in a hurry.
"It's such a handsome loli, it seems to be taken home and raised."
"Father Cang is so cute... By the way, how did you find such a small one to play Father Cang? Can she resist the knife and shield?"
Of course it can, and someone can use this thing to slap her against the wall, and the buckle can't be undone.
Yan Xiaofu didn't discuss this issue with the audience in detail. She washed her face with clean water in the background, and when she raised her head, the basin was stained with various colors.
Fortunately, I have makeup remover, how can I live without makeup remover?Yan Xiaofu changed the basin of water while feeling emotional, but when she looked up, she found another figure behind her, and when she looked again, it was another stranger she didn't know.
But not the previous one.
"... May I ask you something?" Yan Xiaofu asked behind her.
"It's okay, it's okay!" The man jumped up, stood up quickly, and ran away from the door, but before leaving, he still stared at Yan Xiaofu twice.
Yan Xiaofu slowly put down her hand, and then began to ponder.
She probably understood what those people were here for.
Yan Xiaofu looked at herself in the glasses, now she has to put on makeup twice a day, the first time she hides in the room secretly, using her own cosmetics, trying to look masculine, the second time is in the The backstage ones used the cosmetics from the building, and tried their best to give a feminine look to the male makeup.
Now her face looks like nothing has changed, but in fact there is still some eyeliner that hasn't been washed off with water.
Thinking about it, I know how it is possible to wash off such heavy makeup with hot water and soap.
Yan Xiaofu poured the water out of the basin, she felt that the group of people were probably here to see how she looked without makeup... so far her intuition told her so.
Uh... Now it looks like she shouldn't have revealed her secrets, right?
Yan Xiaofu looked at herself in the mirror with a guilty conscience, then she changed into her usual clothes and went out.
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Yan Xiaofu actually didn't want to find Brother Pao at the beginning, but the audience couldn't help but want to see what he was doing now.As soon as she came out of Cang's father's place, Yan Xiaofu could only wander around to find someone seriously.
She didn't know what happened during the day. Seriously, she hadn't even heard a complete song sung by Brother Pao.
Seriously speaking, Yan Xiaofu thinks that Brother Pao's singing style is not suitable for a big stage, but more suitable for a variety show, it really has the effect of exploding the sky...
When Yan Xiaofu found Brother Pao, she found him sitting on the balcony on the second floor, leaning on his chin and looking down, as if he was thinking about something.
"What are you doing?" Yan Xiaofu yelled at him and walked over to him. Brother Pao didn't respond, and just allocated some space to her.
Yan Xiaofu sat down, and before she could stop, she found that the audience in the live broadcast room were muttering for her to look behind her. She took a picture with the screen of the live broadcast room, and only then did she see a group of people squatting there.
... What is this?Yan Xiaofu was stunned for a moment.
When Brother Pao was sitting there quietly before, Yan Xiaofu really thought that he was thinking about something alone, but now it seems that it may not be that simple, he is more like pretending to be calm, while covering The group behind them fled.
What a mess.Yan Xiaofu took a careful look, and found that the group of people were all on a roof not far from here. It looked carefully that there were about ten people, and they were all looking here quietly at this moment.If it wasn't for Yan Xiaofu's screen being able to see things behind her clearly, she really wouldn't be able to spot them.
"Well... what's the matter?" Brother Pao looked at Yan Xiaofu, and Yan Xiaofu withdrew her gaze from behind, "It's nothing, how was your performance this morning?"
"It's pretty good." Yan Xiaofu glanced at the expression on Brother Pao's face, she couldn't tell what he was up to, anyway, she felt weird.
Of course, a large part of this weird feeling is due to the group of people behind them who are of unknown origin and exude a strange atmosphere.
"That's fine...you can sing happily." Yan Xiaofu turned her head and forced herself not to look behind her. She wondered what happened today, why everyone was acting like a voyeur.
"By the way, I suddenly remembered something." Brother Pao forcibly changed the subject, he suddenly grabbed a furry animal from his side, waving its small claws vigorously, and held it in front of Yan Xiaofu, "Look! "
"Fuck!" Yan Xiaofu has been distracted, and now a warm, panting thing is stuck on her face suddenly, and she screams in shock.
A dumpling with small black eyes, about the size of Yan Xiaofu's two heads, was lifted up in front of Yan Xiaofu.
Yan Xiaofu was scared stupid just now, this will be really stupid.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, this time it's about something rough...
Pandas... what kind of animals are under national first-class protection...
"What's the matter? Rouge?" "What happened?"
The live broadcast room didn't know what happened. What they saw were the peeping people hiding on the roof, so they asked questions in the live broadcast room without knowing the situation.Yan Xiaofu decisively decided to keep the camera there and never take it back.
This thing... Yan Xiaofu looked at the struggling short leg in front of her, and the expression on her face twisted instantly.
Brother Pao...you really gave me a big problem.
"This one is called Gun Gun, and it belongs to us." Brother Pao held up the panda and approached Yan Xiaofu, "It's quite small, it's not weaned yet, but it's enough to drink milk every day, its mother doesn't want it..."
Yan Xiaofu stared at this fat, stupid dumpling for three seconds, then suddenly raised her head to look at Brother Pao, and asked a crucial question, "By the way, where did such a big living thing come from? You are from Sichuan. Are you dead? Did they bring the money for your ransom?"
Brother Pao's expression of presenting treasures at the beginning suddenly froze, and then his eyes widened in horror. He also seemed to have thought of this question.
On the screen, a peeping person hiding on the roof saw this scene and patted his forehead in despair.
"Get lost! Panda?"
"Chest Beast! I want it! I want it!"
"Really? Can this thing be borrowed?"
"It shouldn't be possible, didn't you see Yanzhi and borrowed a seat to shoot again? Every time this happens, Yanzhi borrows all seats..."
At this time, the panda held by Brother Pao looked at Yan Xiaofu, and suddenly made a voice like a child's coquettish, "Mmm~~~".
The live broadcast room was silent for two seconds, and suddenly exploded, "Fuck me, fuck me, don't say anything, this is the voice of my dumpling!! Rouge, turn the camera over, or I will be at odds with you today!!"
"Don't try to lie to me! This is indeed the voice of my cute group!! Hurry up!! Auntie is here!!"
"Fuck me for stealing a panda! I'm going to call the police! Tell me how to steal a panda before you say anything!!!"
"Rouge, this is the first time I admire you so much!!!!!!"
Yan Xiaofu took the panda stiffly. She must not let the audience see this guy today, otherwise she would be able to enter the game directly, but unfortunately, this guy is just like its owner who loves to sing , One after another, the "hmm~~~~~" went on and on, without any intention of stopping.
Damn, stop barking! !
"Um~ah~~~~"
"Ah——~~~~~"
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In such a situation, Yan Xiaofu didn't have time to continue to ask Brother Pao about the news of his family's visitors. When the panda finally calmed down, she was exhausted and felt like three hundred zombie wars.
You finally calmed down... that's great, I shouldn't have to die...
The audience in the live broadcast room did not expect Yan Xiaofu to get a real panda. They tended that this was more likely to be a recording. The excitement in the live broadcast room before was more like joining in the fun, but Yan Xiaofu sat down again After getting down, holding the heavy ball in my arms, I suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
This is not a doll, this thing is really moving, still licking her, still touching her flat chest... Fuck, this is a rhythm that is punishable by death in modern times.
Yan Xiaofu intends to hug Pao for a while and return it to Brother Pao. With her, she is always worried that something will happen to the dumpling. Raising pandas seems to be an innate skill of Sichuan people. She is from the north, so don't join in the fun...
Now she was sitting cross-legged on the ground fidgeting, with Brother Pao beside her, and the two of them looked at the moon in the sky together, silent and relatively speechless.
"Hmm... Hugs, you don't need to sing in Sichuan dialect, you sing in Mandarin, you are much better than when I was tone deaf." It was Yan Xiaofu who broke the silence first, she turned her head to talk to Brother Pao explain.
"I can't sing in Mandarin, and I don't have so many rules at home." Brother Pao said a little depressed.
"Then...then you don't sing, okay?" Yan Xiaofu asked.
"I want to sing, I want to be the top card..." Brother Pao looked aggrieved.
"Why are you so persistent." Yan Xiaofu sneered, "Then can you dance or something? If you can't dance, can you recite poems right? Can you recite poems right? Can you do it?" What musical instrument..."
"A musical instrument?" Brother Pao suddenly took out a flute from his waist, and said to Yan Xiaofu, "Does this count?"
"Emma, you really know it, of course!" Yan Xiaofu hugged the dumpling and ran to the side to make room for Brother Pao. Brother Pao held the flute in front of him and blew softly. stand up.
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"When did you learn the flute?" After finishing the song, Yan Xiaofu looked at Brother Pao as if she were looking at a prehistoric monster.
The style of painting in the live broadcast room is: "Who the hell is this?" "My hug is possessed?" "Fuck, this is a fake hug!"
"Doesn't it sound good?" Brother Pao sat down a little discouraged.
"No...it's very nice, that's why I feel like it's over..."
"Why do I know how to play the flute and I'm about to finish it?" Brother Pao muttered sullenly, "I heard that the Miao people can sing folk songs and play the flute, so..."
--"boom!"
Before Brother Pao could finish his words, something flew towards the sky and fell to the ground in an instant, making a loud noise.
"What?" Yan Xiaofu jumped up with the panda in her arms, and looked around cautiously. Under the feet of her and Brother Pao, there was a stone that was just thrown by someone.
"Did I just throw stones from the group hiding behind!"
"Rouge and the others want to frame you, hurry up and chop them up!"
Yan Xiaofu just wanted to turn around, but the brother Pao who was beside her immediately grabbed her. "It's okay, it's okay, it's probably someone who has nothing to play with, don't look for it, it's so dark, and your lightness skills are not good, don't fall down again."
He pulled quite hard, and Yan Xiaofu sat down again.
"Am I playing well?" Brother Pao asked. "Then I'll just play the flute when I'm on stage."
"Okay." Yan Xiaofu looked at the moon. "You can play the flute, I haven't played it as well as you after two years of learning..."
"You have learned the flute for two years." Brother Pao suddenly took the panda and handed the flute to Yan Xiaofu, "Then you play one too."
"I play?" Yan Xiaofu took the flute blankly.
"Rouge can actually play the flute?"
"I only know that Big Rouge sings very well, but I've never heard her play the flute before."
"Blow it, blow it, if you really blow it well, Rouge, you will be my male god from now on."
Yan Xiaofu looked at the flute, and suddenly adjusted it completely, instead of standing the flute upright, she put the round side of the flute in front of her mouth.
As you can see, she's actually a clarinet player...
"What are you doing? There is no hole over there." Brother Pao straightened the flute back, dumbfounded.
Then I won't do it anymore.Yan Xiaofu thought.Her so-called "learning flute for two years" is actually the clarinet class taught in elementary school music class. After two years of attending, she will be able to play the song "Little Star", and she can only play it after struggling.
But holding such a thing is indeed quite novel. She watched Brother Pao correct her posture, and silently blew on Kong again, and the flute sounded a distant single tone in the air.
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Then, Yan Xiaofu changed the hole, played on it again, and the flute made another single note far away.
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Yan Xiaofu returned the flute to Brother Pao, who was smiling dimly beside her. She originally thought that this kind of thing was similar to a clarinet, but when she took it, she realized that it was too old. Couldn't even blow a whole tune.
"You don't know how to play the flute." Brother Pao laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up. He took the flute and played a very cheerful tune under his mouth.
Yan Xiaofu supported her chin with one hand, looked at Brother Pao who was playing the flute, and as she watched, she suddenly felt something entangled her feet.
What's this?
She pulled that thing up with a cool feeling in her hand, and through the moonlight, she vaguely saw a long strip of things twisting under her hand.
It's a snake...
At some point, the place where the two of them were was already covered with snakes...
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