Chapter 207 Sword 327
Chapter 207 Sword 327
At night, Yan Xiaofu lay on the bed, unable to fall asleep for a long time.
……
After three seconds, she silently opened the live broadcast room and faced the camera for a long time.
"Rouge! Why are you running a live broadcast at night?"
"Anything fun to do?"
"Is the anchor planning to launch a night attack or something?"
"Wait a minute, I'll ask my friends to come over and watch together! Don't get excited, I'll be right back."
Yan Xiaofu was in a daze for a long time, and the audience in the live broadcast room also stared at her in a daze for a long time, everyone who should be called out also called out, and everyone who should be called out also called out, seeing that she didn't make any movement at all, they couldn't help but shouted in the live broadcast Asked what she was doing.
"Ah?" Yan Xiaofu suddenly saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room had increased, and asked curiously, "You guys don't go to sleep at night, what are you doing here?"
"Isn't this waiting for you!"
"You don't sleep at night, you opened the live broadcast room, I thought you were going to have a late night adventure or something..."
"I snooze twice in total. The first time I directly missed my little brother's Miao costume, and the second time I directly missed Dumbledore's late-night meeting."
"23333333 don't cry upstairs, just hug you."
Yan Xiaofu said "ah", still with a confused expression, she wiped her face with both hands, and said slowly, "Actually, there is nothing wrong, there is no late-night adventure, and today is not late at night either. Live broadcast. I only opened the live broadcast room because my head kept playing Brother Pao's magical voice during the day, and I couldn't fall asleep at all. I just wanted to find a drama to watch..."
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"Nani!"
"Fuck, Rouge, are you still thinking about that! I told you not to think about it, that thing is the soul, do you understand the soul! Don't think too deeply, you will go crazy if you think too much!"
"Rouge, have you... heard Yunnan folk songs?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh~~~~Is this the feeling~~~"
"Damn, I'm trembling when I look at the lyrics on the barrage..."
"Silently turned on my small air conditioner, and suddenly felt a little cold, can we not bring up such a devilish topic in the middle of the night?"
"Why did you bring this up... I also suddenly heard this melody in my head, damn it 23333333"
Yan Xiaofu opened a play, stared at the audience and said to the audience: "I don't discriminate against people with tone deafness, because I used to be tone deaf too... The question is why he used Trump to sing, damn it, I can't think of it now. It’s Trump’s magical sound effect, I can’t understand what he’s singing, but I just can’t forget it.”
"Speaking of hugs... Didn't he do it on purpose? If he didn't sing this virtue on purpose, then he is really amazing!!"
"Before I hugged and opened my mouth, I always thought he sang very charmingly... I was brainwashed by some people, thinking that people who usually talk about Trump must sing quite aggressively, with the kind of panting."
"I didn't expect our hugs to be different from the coquettish bitch little vixen outside, I'm so proud 233333333"
"Sichuan dialect is actually quite interesting... Nowadays, a lot of swear words in Mandarin are Sichuan dialect. 2333333 Brainwashing is quite powerful."
"In the past, our regiment leader was a cannonball from Sichuan. He called Trump all the time, and I was brainwashed. He was a tortoise son, Gua Wazi..."
"Hughuo's Sichuan dialect is too authentic, so every time I see him, I feel very kind... After saying this, I suddenly feel like contracting Brother Pao."
"Even if we hug each other if he is tone deaf, he is still a cannon brother with a slender waist and long legs... It should, probably, it seems... no one will discriminate against him because of his singing... right?"
"Leave this song to you to protect, and I will just protect the body and smile."
"Shameless upstairs!"
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"Xiao Hei, did you sleep well last night?" Xiao Bai asked her.
There were two big dark circles under Yan Xiaofu's eyes. She still couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, but became more and more energetic. After watching the play, she talked to the audience for half of the plot, and then jumped out of the window and walked around the neighborhood. After running two laps, I also discussed with the audience the diversity and singleness of Trump's historical development...
In the end, she was finally tired from all the tossing around, so she went back to bed and slept for half an hour, then got up.
"Don't lose the chain, don't you have a show for a while, what should you do if you are sleepy and unable to hold on?"
"The proprietress will beat me to death if I can't bear it, then you can consider getting rid of Bao Bao to avenge me." Yan Xiaofu stretched tiredly, picked up the powder in front of the mirror and directly threw it on her face, Trying to cover dark circles.
This dark circle... is so heavy, so heavy, so heavy.
She picked up the things on the cabinet, and then began to slowly paint on her face.The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the place where she was, and guessed for the nth time where it was.
The big venue, the wide stage, and the theater garden with an antique feel no matter what, really don't look like a temporary place.
So some viewers firmly believe that Yan Xiaofu rented a stage somewhere, and then filmed in it.
This square floor also looks very impressive. Although it is currently used as a small restaurant in the live broadcast, but renting such a large building, and then shooting in it, please invite someone inside In the eyes of the audience, it is an act of super conscientious [local tyrant] to pile up younger brothers to show off.
As mentioned earlier, Yan Xiaofu, as a human being in the new century, has no other skills, but the ability to pretend is still good enough.
These days, opera singers are divided into three, six, and nine grades. She has nothing to do and summed up the various techniques of modern pretense with the audience, and then fully used them in ancient times.
For example say now.
"What is this?" A series of shouts came from the door, "Why can't I go in, I gave you money, is it because I didn't give you enough money or what?"
"No, no, it's just that we, Xiao Hei, don't like others breaking in while he's singing."
"What is it? Isn't it because the money is not enough, I have to get in."
Yan Xiaofu was putting on makeup at the back, and ran out excitedly after hearing this, poked out the screen, and squatted behind quietly listening.
"Oh oh oh!! I've been waiting for days! I knew it would happen when you put up the sign, Rouge!!"
"Don't talk, don't talk, eat melons quietly." Yan Xiaofu took a small bench and sat there, and now no one dared to provoke her, she could do whatever she wanted after she put on makeup, and no one came to find her.
There was no such thing before the gate of the building, this was added by Yan Xiaofu later, the style imitates the sign that the second master put up at the gate when the second master was still singing honestly, with a few large characters written on it—【During the opera, Do not enter midway].
This thing has a strong style, and it also has a degree of ridicule. The first day Yan Xiaofu hung it up, she wondered if someone would come to kick the hall, but after waiting for so long, the first one came to the door Yes, should I say that the people here are too honest?
Yan Xiaofu moved the camera closer, and the audience was all swiping, "Hurry up, hurry up! Let's see who the troublemaker is!" As a result, Yan Xiaofu was stunned for a moment when he showed up.
Because the person who came to make trouble was not exactly a teenager, but... a wild and unruly uncle.
A big beard... almost covered his nose.
Why does this uncle look familiar to me?Yan Xiaofu looked at his face and thought.
However, no matter how unrestrained or sloppy he was, the purple clothes on his body still didn't change color, so Yan Xiaofu and the others could still recognize this guy Hua at a glance, and a rather rascal Hua brother.
Yan Xiaofu thought for a while, this script is not right, the person who made trouble with the second master was a big man from Northeast China, and she is just such a sloppy... Brother Hua.
By the way, is Brother Hua so rough these days?
"Rouge, the Hua brothers in your production crew are a bit hot-eyed... I clearly remember that during the first live broadcast, there were black, long and straight Hua brothers in your production crew. Where are those Hua brothers now?"
"...Is this guy Kang Xuezhu?"
"Don't insult Kang Xuezhu, please! Our candles are still very chic, please!"
"Then who is this guy... I know such a brother Hua who defected... Brother Hua is actually so virtuous, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I'd rather believe that he defected..."
"Didn't someone say before that you couldn't squat Brother Hua? Would you like to send this Brother Hua to you?"
The person at the door didn't stop that brother Hua, Yan Xiaofu saw that he was about to barge in, she was a little nervous at the time, she originally thought that someone who doesn't know martial arts would just get it, who knew it would come suddenly A flower brother.
Yan Xiaofu felt that her three-legged cat's kung fu skills could not stop him, so she quickly asked someone to call Brother Miao and Brother Pao to help block him.
At this time, she looked at the brother Hua at the door by herself, thought silently for two seconds, and then slowly found out the photos of the whole sect that she secretly took when she was singing in Hidden Sword Villa, and compared them.
This person... I know him well.
No wonder Yan Xiaofu didn't recognize her at the first time, because this person was not like this two years ago. I remember that when I saw him in Tibetan Sword that time, he was quite a dog, not at all like the one he is now. look.
The outline of this brother's face is still very special, so Yan Xiaofu recognized it immediately. She looked at the photo of this brother two years ago, and then looked at the person in front of her, wondering if Wanhuagu is yellow? , How to make disciples have this virtue.
"Here we come! Who's going to make trouble!"
Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly heard a voice behind her, and when she looked back, it turned out that it was a hug. He had Tang Sect school uniforms on him, and he was carrying a thousand receivers on his back.
"No hurry, no hurry." Yan Xiaofu grabbed him, since he was an acquaintance, there was no need to kill them, but Brother Pao was obviously not enjoying himself, he walked around with a thousand receivers, asking, "Is it the one opposite?"
Yan Xiaofu saw that this guy was obviously excited, so she asked him, "Do you really want to kill someone?"
He said, "Yes."
Yan Xiaofu thought for a while and said: "...they are all acquaintances, there is no need for that, you can sing a song for them."
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