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Chapter 205 Sword 325

"Good news! Good news!

Zuihualou East Building has reopened in the past few days!

[-]% off sitewide![-]% off sitewide!Do not miss passing through!

The first [-] customers will be given free melon and fruit refreshments. We have the best quality brother and the most considerate service!

ah?The brothel next door won't play with us anymore?You ask us Xiaodan what to do?It doesn't matter!It doesn't matter!Our great and wise proprietress has long solved this problem wisely and wittily!

Come on, boys!What is Yuji? ... Even our maids are the little brothers in the building! Have you ever seen a 1.8-meter maid?Especially this new little brother, who looks like a fish and a wild goose, a moon and a shameful flower... huh?Don't these words refer to men?Don't pay attention to these little things!It doesn't matter if you just treat him as a woman!real! "

In front of Zuihualou, people came and went, a tortoise walked around waving a fan, surrounded by a bunch of inquiring people, and the atmosphere was very lively for a while.

"That's great... the east building has been so lively for the first time since the news came out a few days ago that Danjiao would not sing anymore." The two people at the door looked at Mr. Gui, who was surrounded by people, and let out a long breath. .

"But it seems that there are a lot more people than before... Hey, hey! Stop it! Why is there a woman breaking in here? This is the south building! The woman enters from the north building!"

There was chaos, a girl who wanted to take the opportunity to sneak in was forcibly kicked out, this girl was very confused in both the means and the purpose of sneaking in, Yan Xiaofu stood on the second floor with an expressionless face, the voice that was repeatedly recalled in her mind was "It's over, it's over, it's over..."

shit.

"Xiao Hei, life is like this, when you don't know it, you suddenly become angry!" Brother Miao next to Yan Xiaofu patted her on the shoulder fiercely, his face full of relief.Yan Xiaofu slowly turned her head to look at his face, then slowly turned her head back.

Are you sincere or mocking... Forget it, I don't plan to talk to this guy, I can't hack him.

"66666666666666"

"It's the most unrealistic reality I've seen this year."

"Upstairs, what you said is too literary. You can just say that this thing is so fantasy and looks so fucking nonsense."

"2333333 upstairs said it well (San Fat clapped his hands)."

The audience in the live broadcast room kept talking nonsense, but the number of viewers "slowly" increased, and they didn't know what the purpose of talking and watching at the same time...

Yan Xiaofu directly skipped over Xiaobai, who looked relieved and didn't know if it was real black or fake black, and went straight to Mr. Gui, who was shouting at the door, and patted him on the shoulder, "Hey, buddy, you are yelling nonsense here. what?"

"How can I call it nonsense? Hey, did you see the lanterns hanging in our east building? Tonight is about to start again. The one who is singing today is Concubine Yu. She was born in the south building. She has a thin waist and a bright waist He has a good voice, and after listening to him sing all night, I can hardly feel that he is a man, which is the ultimate enjoyment!" Mr. Gui immediately gave a thumbs up, his white teeth gleamed under the light of the lantern, and his face was full of pride expression.

Yan Xiaofu thought for a second, and it was considered a... compliment to be told that she "almost doesn't feel like a man"?

"Oh, brother, don't be afraid. I know that you haven't watched a man pretending to be a woman before. Isn't this a novelty? You don't care if he sings well. It's worth going in to see it, right? It's just a trial period, if you don't sing well, you can spend money to scold them happily, right?" Gui Gong still spared no effort to sell.

"...You just want to be happy." Yan Xiaofu listened to the hard advertisement that just had a good effect, covered her chest, and left the door tremblingly.

What the hell...you dare to stand at the door and talk nonsense even if you don't recognize the person involved.

"I really didn't know you could sing female voice." Brother Pao, who was squatting there wiping the vase, had already changed into Tang Men's clothes. That big vase, one person tall, doesn't know the age.

"You still have the guts to say it!" Yan Xiaofu flew over as soon as she planned to cut off her children and grandchildren, and she was dodged by Brother Pao before she could reach Brother Pao's side.

This product has a rather magical attribute. When cleaning things, I always look for those big and tall ones. In short, they are things that can hide people. I squatted there alone, rubbing secretly, rubbing secretly, and rubbing silently. Suddenly, at first glance, he thought he was going to assassinate someone, not wipe things...

"No, how many things did you smash that day? Can you tell me exactly how long I will work." Yan Xiaofu knelt down and looked into Brother Pao's eyes seriously, sincerely looking at him.

"I didn't smash much, even if I smashed that table, those bottles and cans didn't add up to much..."

"... What do bottles and jars mean?"

"The big vases on both sides of the table, the tea trays on the small table in front of the guests..."

These "vases and tea trays" Yan Xiaofu mentioned by Brother Pao don't have much idea at present. When she really goes on stage, she will look down with nothing to do, and by the way, after being popularized by the audience in the live broadcast room , she wanted to rush down the stage to strike and escape every minute...

"Hug, listen to me." Yan Xiaofu patted Brother Pao's dog's head.Ever since she ran away "two years ago", she has always been a little guilty, and brother Pao's gash in his stomach is still not healed, so she doesn't dare to bully him.

"Now that you are in such a miserable state... I will not pursue your bear for the time being, you just stay here honestly, and then quietly send a letter to Tangmen, asking them to send money and a girl to redeem you , and then hurry up, these days I will go on stage to sing first." Yan Xiaofu told him earnestly, Brother Pao didn't say anything, and was still squatting there wiping the vase.

"If you don't obey me, do you know what terrible things will happen... You will be caught wearing women's clothes! Are you afraid of singing while wearing women's clothes?" Yan Xiaofu said to Brother Pao with a ferocious face, and Brother Pao stopped He stopped the movement of his hands, squatted on the ground, and looked up at her ferocious expression.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked like children jumping around, with rows of bullet screens brushing past: "Put on, put on! Let's wear little skirts together!"

"Hug, don't listen to her, let's continue to bear, we are still uncompleted in women's clothing!"

"Beautiful new clothes! Wear them, whoever doesn't wear them is a grandson!"

The two looked at each other face to face for about three seconds, Yan Xiaofu put away her hideous expression, put on a blank face, turned her head and left.

……

"Today is the first time you are officially on stage. The people sitting below are all expensive people. Don't look at the file-shaped ones. They are the richest people in Yangzhou City."

Yan Xiaofu was helped to tie her clothes and put on a headgear, she turned her head to look at the proprietress who was talking, and rolled her eyes in disgust.The proprietress covered her face, grabbed her ear and shouted: "No matter what, you have to make people think that you are a real girl. When people see you, they will say: 'This girl is so beautiful' instead of 'Why does this girl look like a man' Do you know!"

"Know, know."

"Xiao Tao! Come here, let me fix his eyebrows! I wanted to say a few days ago, how can there be a girl with such high eyebrows?"

Yan Xiaofu avoided the girl who was approaching, and picked up the small scissors to fix her eyebrows honestly.

After she got dressed, she didn't dare to move around, so she found a random place and sat down.

"Have you memorized all the moves? Don't raise your orchid fingers once you're on stage." The proprietress patted her on the shoulder. "Did you hear, there's such a loud voice outside, the audience is all here to see you today, please behave well."

"Rouge! You finally don't use orchid fingers today!"

"Emma, ​​I want to see it. I'll call someone later."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My takeaway hasn't arrived yet!! I want to watch while eating chicken wings!"

Yan Xiaofu was waiting in the background, she was a little hungry after waiting, she thought about going back to have a meal after singing.Xiang Yu and Liu Bang entered the stage first, and the curtain was opened a crack, Yan Xiaofu felt the heat and noisy voice coming from that gap, and slowly shivered.

"Cold?" A person behind her asked her with a puzzled face. "No, the charcoal basin is burning very well today."

"No, no, it's not because of the cold." Yan Xiaofu smiled shyly at him, then leaned back on the chair and listened to the voices outside.

"Winning Qin has no way to use military strategy, annexing the six countries and then separating them. Xiang Liu Honggou once ceded the land, and the lonely tyrant came to the Han to occupy the west!"

Holy crap, Xiang Yu is so handsome.

Yan Xiaofu covered her face when she heard Xiang Yu's voice, Nima, listen to a good man.

"Quick, quick! Don't dawdle here, it's your turn to play! Hurry up." The proprietress rushed in, grabbed Yan Xiaofu's hand, and pulled her behind the curtain.

"Oh!" Only then did Yan Xiaofu realize that it was almost time for her to play, so she hurriedly packed her clothes. The backstage was quite chaotic at the moment, and there were shouts everywhere, "Hurry up and check if the clothes are gone." Fix it?" and "Is there something missing on your head! Hurry up and find it?" The voices kept coming and going."

Yan Xiaofu sighed deeply, opened the curtain and walked in. The moment she entered, her ears were cleared up, and the messy voices behind her were all cut off when the curtain was lowered. Yes, she entered another world.

……

"Oh--!!!"

This is the sound made by the audience at this moment. The sound became louder and louder, spreading from the front to the back. Finally, those who couldn't see clearly even stood up from their chairs and looked forward. .

"The light of the toad is extinguished. In the golden wind, the drum horn is desolate." Yan Xiaofu seemed not to hear the voice from the audience, she turned around on the stage, and at this moment, the audience suddenly changed from exclamation to silence, and everyone Everyone looked at the stage.

"I remember how many frosts I have experienced since I entered the battlefield. In what year, I got the wish to return home, and the soldiers' anger disappeared into the sun and the moon." After singing this opening poem, Yan Xiaofu covered her face with her sleeves, and turned her eyes to the stage. With a sweep, the redness at the corners of the eyes was particularly obvious on the powdered face.

……

Yan Xiaofu was on fire, this time she was completely on fire.