[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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In the windy and sunny morning with birds chirping, on a certain bright avenue leading to the restaurant from the Faculty of Mythology, a very unpleasant scene is happening at this moment——

"Go away!" A certain crab that was dug up from the antique bed in the entrance of Yin's house by Master Crab roared angrily!

"No!" Master Crab replied angrily.

"Let's go!" If you don't understand Korean, you can't understand Chinese court language!

"Don't!" The words are almost full of meaning, but they can barely catch my ears.

"Get out of the way!" Then spray Chinese internet slang!

"Don't!" It's more enjoyable to speak the mother tongue.

"Die!" Then speak harshly!

"Don't!" It is the most effective and trouble-free to respond to all changes with the same.

So Jie Jie stopped, put his hips on his hips, and fired in a mixture of Chinese and Korean: "Oh, you are tall! Can you keep a low profile for the sisters in broad daylight under the eyes of everyone? Take your claws away from Smecta!"

"No! This young master is going to put the label 'Master Ben's exclusive' on you!"

"Huh...huh...huh..." A certain godman was so angry that he only knew how to exhale but forgot to inhale.

Su Huhu, one of the activity background boards, couldn't help but ask: "Excuse me, is there a barcode for this product for price inquiry?"

Jie Jie rolled her eyes and laughed at herself: "Discounted clearance products are on sale with tears!"

"No! It's a priceless treasure." Master Crab shook his hair proudly.

Su Huhu showed his multi-directional thinking a little bit, "Isn't it worth a penny? Oh, it's worth a steamed bun anyway."

Concise and tearful, this little fox is really an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf!Uh, there seems to be a problem with logic?

"Bastard! You stinky fox will die as far as this young master! Otherwise——"

"Sorry three, the restaurant is here." Yin Zhihou acted helplessly as the nanny Song interrupted the nonsense of his friends. With a wave of his sleeves, he flew to Jeju Island to be an intern assistant for a jackal hybrid with the blessing of his friends.

So the four of them straightened their faces, and walked downstairs like a dog, and chose the table in the center to sit down. The sumptuous breakfast that Su Yizheng had ordered was served immediately, and the four of them laughed and talked nonsense while eating.Jian Jian sighed occasionally, it always felt a little weird without the nagging of the chairman, and the three of them also agreed that they were not used to it for a while.

At this time, a white-eyed girl with a delicate appearance and gorgeous jewelry appeared on the stage. She put two boxes of fruits on the dining table, bowed and saluted: "Good morning, three young masters, Miss Jianjian, I am Zhang Xiuying, a special correspondent for the school magazine of Shinhwa. Excuse me." Can Miss Jie take the time to accept my interview?"

The four looked at each other, and a certain three just ignored it, but Su Yizheng asked with great interest: "Is this for Miss Jianjian?"

Zhang Xiuying covered her mouth gracefully and took a look at Jian Jian, then said with a coquettish smile, "Yes, this is a small gift from all the members of our Myth School Journal to Miss Jian, and I hope Miss Jian will accept it."

Jian Jie took a glance at her face and found a box of strawberries and a box of cherries, each with twelve pieces in total. She couldn't help but raised her eyebrows and smiled, and asked, "Student, what advice do you have?"

"Don't dare, I just have a few questions I want to ask you." Zhang Xiuying thoughtfully opened the carton and pushed it in front of Jian Jie, pointing to the text on the box cover and introducing, "This is the cherry imported from the United States that just arrived last night, isn't it Ordinary low-end products, Miss Jianjian can taste them with confidence."

"Huh? Sorry, I didn't hear clearly, can you introduce it again?" Jian Jianmei narrowed her eyes, yes, a small dish of proper seasonings for the meal.

When F3 heard the words, he immediately turned his head and looked at each other and snickered, just this kind of stuff... Humph!Do you think they can't see the contempt and jealousy hidden in her eyes because the smile is sincere and modest?cut!How dare you tease someone with a sharp eye and a vicious mouth with this amount?It's basically the rhythm of self-seeking and rectification.

Zhang Xiuying pretended to be surprised and asked: "This is a cherry imported from the United States. Have you never eaten it?" She looked up at the other students who were eating, and said clearly, "We have all eaten it, why haven't you eaten it?" Woolen cloth?"

The action of covering her mouth is more elegant and delicate than her, and she smiled shyly, "This box of fruit costs a lot of money, right? The packaging seems to be very expensive."

"Miss Jian Jie, please don't take it to heart, this is really not expensive, only [-] won." Zhang Xiuying waved her hand very indifferently, but her smile was unavoidably tinged with disdain.

"What? It costs [-] won?!" Jian Jie immediately transformed into an ignorant and humble little sparrow character who flew on a branch and turned into a phoenix. The screams resounded throughout the restaurant, which shocked the students who were dining. .

F3, who has never seen a certain "scream skill" since he met, was suddenly frightened and shook his little hand, Gu Junbiao glared angrily and sprayed secretly: Pig head!What are you calling so loudly for?You treat yourself like a thunderbolt!

But in Zhang Xiuying's eyes, his gaze became a proper warning: don't lose face of this young master!I said in my heart that it's really pitiful, Master Junbiao, how can such a lowly commoner be worthy of the noble you!

The succinctness of drama addicts continued to play thunder, not only to ruin people, but pointed to the tip of Zhang Xiuying's nose with trembling fingers and asked in alarm: "Oh my god, my god, is it really so expensive?"

Zhang Xiuying proudly puffed out her chest, and pushed the strawberry with a single palm in a slightly rude way, "Miss Jian, then you can eat strawberries, this one is cheaper, only [-] won per box."

"Crazy, really crazy, the Korean people are crazy, stupid, stupefied and hopeless..." Jie Jie shook his head and sighed in pity, causing Gu Junpyo to spit out a sentence in Chinese, "Hey! You can play with anything , I just can’t pull Master Ben into the water! Understand?”

Yin Zhihou and Su Yizheng also yelled in unison: "Protest together!"

Jian Jie raised her front paws and lay down on the table as a confession, "OK! OK! Miss Ben accepts this protest and retracts the above remarks."

Zhang Xiuying can't understand Chinese, but she is self-righteous and thinks that Gu Junbiao is bluntly warning his girlfriend not to reveal his poor nature, and the two friends are still helping.So she smiled even more sweetly, hum!As long as this poor and lowly girl loses face a few more times, the wise and handsome young master will definitely wake up!

Gu Junbiao patted her head as if to appease a big brother, "Be good, be good..."

sweat!We accidentally hit the map, tsk, it seems that this is the first time I have said something wrong and forced to apologize, right?Jie Jie pretended to be depressed and made a Dalang face, then thought about it, well, there is no sense of accomplishment in winning a fight with this kind of thing, why bother?Then he said calmly: "Student, this kind of cherry is called cherries in China. It is sold in general fruit wholesale markets, street fruit stands and supermarkets. It costs about 70 yuan per kilogram. According to the foreign exchange price in recent days, 70 yuan Renminbi is about 1 won, which means that you can buy a kilogram of this box of high-end fruit worth [-] won in China. So, please bear with it yourself, because I am tired of eating this It's an inferior product."

"Are you tired of eating? Can you buy a kilogram of cherry for 70 yuan? Impossible! This is a fruit imported from the United States!" Zhang Xiuying's eyes and mouth suddenly became round, and she even forgot to say the honorific , Aren't the Chinese extremely poor and pitiful?

Succinctly waved his front paws impatiently, "Student, don't you have internet access at home? If you don't believe me, you can check it yourself. You can't understand Arabic numerals in Chinese, right?"

Su Yizheng sneered: "Please don't say that you are an alumnus of Su Shaowo if you want to lose face in the future!"

Gu Junbiao glanced at him dissatisfiedly, "What kind of school friendship are you talking about with this kind of brainless person? There is something wrong!"

But a certain love had trouble with Master Crab. She took out a crumpled hundred-yuan RMB from her bag and stuffed it into Zhang Xiuying's hand, her tone was as gentle as if she was admonishing her: "Classmate , please don’t fly to China carelessly! If you want to buy 100kg of cherries or [-]kg of strawberries with this [-] RMB, you will get change. If you are reluctant to eat fruit, then go to the Chinese cabbage producing area, I guess If you can buy fifty kilograms, I guarantee that you won’t have to worry about this season’s pickled cabbage. This is a fact, really, please look at my sincere eyes.”

A certain black-bellied ghost rushed ahead of Gu Junpyo and vigorously promoted the development of the plot, "What if I don't want to eat cherry and strawberries and don't want to buy cabbage?"

"Oh...then let's buy other fruits to eat!" Concisely lifted his spirits, counted the treasures with his fingers, and motioned to his friends to help count, "For example, pomegranate, lychee, longan, pineapple, jackfruit, banana, plantain, fig , dragon fruit, plum, peach, apricot, date, persimmon, lotus mist, mulberry, loquat, melon, papaya, watermelon, etc. There are fresh fruits to eat day and night 360 days a year! Hey, there are also square watermelons Well, have you seen it?"

Gu Junbiao poked badly, "100 yuan can't buy that much, can it?"

Concisely and unconvincedly sprayed: "Can't I buy an assembled fruit basket?"

"Well, even if you can't buy so much, I guess you can eat enough." Yin Zhihou rounded up again kindly.

Su Yizheng's interest turned a corner, "Baby Jie, is there really a square watermelon?"

"What is this? Fruits with engraved letters, fruits with strange shapes, aren't they all a gimmick for the merchants?" Jian Jie lazily waved his front paws, squinting at the RMB and didn't know what to do. Zhang Xiuying hummed With a sinister smile, he directly exposed some of the essence of Koreans, "Yes, your per capita income in South Korea is seven or eight times higher than that in China, but what's the use of it? I don't know that your prices are [-] times higher than in China. Fifty times? Hehe, happiness? Superiority? That is a product of comparison under relative conditions, you, a rich lady, want to humiliate me, a poor Chinese, just because of this?"

Zhang Xiuying was humiliated instead of being humiliated, put the money on the table in shame, and said in a trembling voice: "Yes, I'm sorry, no, no, Miss Jian, you misunderstood me, I just don't understand China's national conditions. Reckless and rude, please believe that I really do not have any malicious intentions!"

Jie Jie smiled and asked his friends, "Hey, do you know why I don't like watching Korean dramas?"

Gu Junbiao let out a gasp in surprise, seeing the puzzled faces of his friends, he couldn't help asking curiously: "That's weird, don't you always think that Korean dramas lower your IQ and waste your time so you don't want to watch them?"

Shaking his head concisely and exaggeratedly, he said with compassion: "Oba, that's not the case! I really, really enjoy watching Korean dramas to make myself more stupid and cute, but the bad thing is that I'm too soft-hearted! Every time When I saw those beautiful girls in the play drooling over a bowl of beef noodles, I wanted to cry for them!"

"Pfft! You pig-headed girl, just pretend to be you." Gu Junbiao let out a laugh, touched her head happily and asked, "Hey, since you love acting so much, then Master Ben will contact you for acting. The director of the company?"

Jian Jie's face paled immediately, and he held his front paw very nervously and begged: "Oba don't, don't, I don't want 1! You don't know that in 2009, the popular idol drama "Boys Over Flowers" Did the leading female supporting trio named Zhang hang herself? Ah! Oba, don’t you like the rhythm of me going to accompany this and that? Don’t wow..."

Master Crab, who had a slightly lower rank, was immediately disgusted, and hurriedly shouted to stop: "Hey, hey! You've done it, you pig!"

Yin Zhihou put an empty plate in front of the God-man, "Cry, is this enough to hold your tears?"

So Jian Jie stretched out his palm and wiped his face, showing a cheap smile like a face changing in a Sichuan opera, then flicked the plate with his fingertips, turned the plate upside down on the table, tapped the bottom of the plate with his fingers and said with a smile: " I'm sorry, but my favorite light is thunder and no rain, so it might be difficult to fill it up to the limit."

"Pig head! Big pig head! You bastard nerd girl is really a big, pig, head!" Gu Junbiao sneered, but he moved to embrace the simple shoulder affectionately, and touched the delicate earlobe with his fingers, and was caught After pinching her waist to warn her, she withdrew her hand resentfully, looked at Zhang Xiuying who had no orders and dared not leave without permission, and asked, "Say, who ordered you to insult this young master's girlfriend? If you don't want to stay in Shinhwa I'm more than happy to help you, huh?"

"No, no, Mr. Junbiao, you misunderstood. I absolutely didn't mean that! I, I just want to learn about China through Ms. Jianjie, and provide some reference information for graduation travel." Zhang Xiuying panicked and said the reason she had thought about long ago. Even if she was killed, she would not dare to say that this was the idea of ​​all the members of the club—to ridicule this poor Chinese girl in the name of an interview, so as to express her grievances for the girls who admired Gu Junbiao in the whole school, but in the end she only managed to send out the first question and was punished This is the end of victory and defeat, miserable!

Su Yizheng sneered at this, "The devil will believe you! Do you think we are as mentally retarded as you?"

Yin Zhihou's voice was extremely cold and ruthless, "It's not your fault for being ignorant and common sense, but it's your fault if you come out to shame people and lower the IQ value of the whole people, get out!"

Zhang Xiuying, who was granted amnesty, bowed down repeatedly to apologize and walked backwards: "I'm sorry, Master Zhihou, this time we were not well prepared. Now I have deeply understood that the lives of ordinary Chinese people are very happy. Please believe that all members of our society will definitely make more Learn more about..."

ordinary?Hehe... Is this the rhythm of stepping on the ground before leaving?Jie Jie rolled her eyes, snuggled into Gu Junbiao's arms, and said weakly and abusively: "Oba, it seems that there are as many girls who have a crush on you as stars in the sky, I, I'm so scared."

Gu Junbiao twitched the corners of his mouth, suppressed his smile and replied solemnly: "Don't worry! The light pollution in Seoul is so serious, no matter how many stars there are, the young master will not be able to see it."

Su Yizheng immediately vomited from the side, and Yin Zhihou also commented in Chinese without hesitation: "It's funny, evil!"

"Oba, you can't see it but I can see it." But the succinct expression of playfulness meant that he would mess around to the end, and his small tone was so weak that he was not far from the KO.

So Ju Junbiao turned his face, slapped the table, stared and yelled viciously: "What? Do I need to repeat the order not to appear within ten meters of Miss Jianjie!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The students who were watching the free show also ran out quickly.

Unexpectedly, a certain god howled unwillingly: "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is it easy for me to taste the taste of jealousy in love! Do you think Master Crab should compensate me for my eighteen losses?!"

Su Yizheng immediately turned into an unscrupulous guy who only sees money and sees sex, and yelled louder than the master: "You must, Baby Jie! Young Master Su, I support your claim!"

Hearing that there was spoils to share, a certain nigger naturally had to get his foot in the door, and said bluntly: "Well, please count my loss, I really don't like it when I finally got a show to be messed up. "

Gu Junbiao threw his arms around his chest and leaned back, angrily said: "You three bastards are exhausted? All right, I'll see you in physical education class this afternoon."

Jian Jie's eyes lit up immediately, and he grabbed his tie and asked, "What is the competition? How much is the bet? Tell me!"

Gu Junbiao smiled and said: "What is the competition? You have the final say. As for what to bet on? Well, just bet—" He suddenly leaned forward and kissed her, "This is it. If you lose, let Ben Dear young master, if you win this young master, I will let you kiss, do you dare to bet?"

As soon as Master Crab made his ultimate move, a certain god-man's pretty face immediately turned pink and pink, and lowered its head coquettishly and shyly, muttering in a muffled voice: "Are you sick?! You are shameless and I want shame."

Su Yi was looking around the empty restaurant, and said seriously: "Please treat the two of us as human beings—"

"Okay! I think you guys are monsters!" Jie Jie grabbed Su Yizheng's sore foot and choked back hard.

Yin Zhihou pretended to be a flower of the motherland and approached Jian Jie, "Please don't continue to show your affection carelessly."

Conciseness is still choking to death, "A ticket of [-] US dollars is not discounted! Thank you!"

However, after the public performance at the family banquet, Gu Junbiao's thick-skinned skills have made a qualitative leap. He stroked his simple hair very calmly and said lazily: "How can I be sick? I think you have it." Sickness, shyness. Hey, why are you so fierce when you are all your own? It’s not something shameful, just get used to it sooner.”

"Even if your happiness index is off the charts, you don't have such an exciting woo woo woo..." Su Huhu started a new drama again.

Yin Zhihou nodded his head heavily, and said very sincerely: "Well, it is sick, both of you are sick, very serious lovesickness."

"Fuck you!" Gu Junbiao immediately responded, he was in his arms, so there was no need for bitter lovesickness.

Su Yi smiled cheaply and said, "Yes! Love is a disease that cannot be cured!"

Gu Junbiao opened his mouth, then closed it with a sweet smile.Concise but with two front paws brushing a certain beautiful blond hair, "Really! Which mental hospital did you sneak out of?"

Yin Zhihou blinked his confused eyes, "...I forgot, beautiful sister, how about we go back to the hospital for treatment?"

Su Yizheng couldn't help laughing, "You three are crazy! I'm the most normal person!"

Gu Junbiao poked his finger angrily, "You have to be counted in! The four of us can play mahjong at a table."

Unexpectedly, this whimsical idea made the friends applaud in unison, and a certain black man even suggested: "Then we must let the nanny come back to serve us tea and water and also serve as a back-up mammy friend!"

So the four of them laughed all over their heads, and all the fancies that noble children should have were thrown to Java, which made the students who were eavesdropping upstairs dumbfounded, oh... so happy, so envious.But in the physical education class in the afternoon, not only did they lose their envy, they almost cried and told their mother to run home.

Cough cough...the thing is like this.It is said that one of the animals that was forced to be escorted to classroom F4 after lunch couldn't bear the chattering of foreigners, so it took advantage of the time when F3 was seriously taking notes and ran away through the window.Unexpectedly, just as she jumped out of the window and hung on the tree pole with a kick from her hind paws, Miss Li, her homeroom tutor and English teacher, screamed from below: "Ah! Don't get overwhelmed!"

Jian Jie was so frightened that his front paws shook, and he almost made a move to land vertically. He couldn't help but curse back: "Ah fart! Your son's grandpa's son's wife can't think about it!" Huh... Anyway, this guy who doesn't understand Chinese, scolded Just scold.

So a certain three became violent, "Oh... beauty, you really look like a beast! Well, the family relationship is so complicated, I have to figure it out..."

"This is the third floor, Baby Jie! Huh? This height should be no problem, hey! Let go of the tree, you beast!"

"You pig-headed girl, if you dare to touch this young master, I will kill you! Su Yizheng, please don't make trouble! Telling her to let go now is not making her court death! What a bastard..."

In the end, the sad one who couldn't sneak out was scolded by F3 who didn't want to go to class, and was taken to the playground for PE class. The reason was: If you want to break into a meatloaf so much, then go play volleyball and basketball Soccer shot put badminton do enough reference first!

what rice?It takes so many projects!So a certain one was outraged!So all kinds of sports equipment... cups.

play soccer?OK, let's kick!Whoosh...flying and flying over the top of the goal, flying and flying happily, so the ball disappeared...

Play volleyball?OK, let's cut!And it is aimed at the inflation hole to cut!Hiss... So this ball lost weight quickly and successfully, and couldn't get fat anymore...

play basketball?Yes, let's fight!With his right paw propped on the head of an unknown beast, he leaped vigorously—a slam dunk!But it's not the ground, but the backboard is directly peeled off for a while...

Shot put?cut!quit!reason?Don't you see that those who play this kind of ball are all strong-backed masters?So, never do it!threaten?Then aim at you and smash your brains!or?

badminton?Well, I can barely play twice, but unfortunately, a certain hand is as strong as a sharp scissors. If you hit two back and forth, you have to break a ball. It almost didn't hurt the sports committee to death!

The above items are so clever that F3 is so shameless that he only cares about changing angles to shoot someone's heroic appearance and doesn't participate in any of them. Instead, he lets the unlucky guys from the two classes who are unfortunate enough to take the physical education class play as companions. The result after playing is: a certain Wherever you go, people will shine brightly, and you won't come back no matter how you call!The reason she was rejected was: You said you wanted us to stay ten meters away from you!

A certain lion roared angrily: "But you all jumped 100 meters away! Don't bring such disgusting people!" But, it's completely useless.

So F3 had no choice but to go into battle in person, and Gu Junbiao suggested playing tennis with a higher degree of confidence.

playing tennis?Well, you can have this one, let's see Miss Ben make you into paper figures and stick them on the ground to play with!Make you delusional to change my work and rest time!Let you shout that I shouldn't climb trees!Let you build your happiness on the pain of passers-by!

This wheel battle can be said to have caused the world to change color and chaos, and finally pointed at them with a smirk: "One, two, three, you are just three beasts, are you sure?"

This damned bastard girl who uses tennis as a hidden weapon to specialize in people's faces! F3 yelled back with all his strength: "You are the king of beast kings! Pig head! Poor monkey!"

The succinct genius turned his head and couldn't help embarrassingly, and asked nervously: "Uh, then I'm the Monkey King and you are little monkeys?"

"……roll!!!"