Chapter 108 The Adventures of Eggs
Chapter 108 The Adventures of Eggs
Qiong Lang sat in front of the desk with a cloudy expression. The demon waiter who cleaned the house keenly sensed that her emotions were not right. She looked gloomy.
She was sitting in front of the case, pursing her red lips and staring at the mountain of scrolls above, but her head was blank in a daze.
Unexpectedly, an egg came out out of nowhere.
Taking snake monsters as a reference, their pregnancy period is usually about three months before they lay eggs, that is to say, she was shot almost at the time of the dark day.
In the end, should we say that she is amazing, or that Ootengu is amazing...
Thinking of the stupid dog that he took the initiative to push before, Qiong Lang wanted to give himself a slap now, who said that monsters do not need to take protective measures?
The egg came so suddenly, she was not prepared for it at all, and she was in a complicated mood for a while, so she had to immerse herself in the affairs of the sea area, pretending that nothing happened to paralyze herself.
This was a pain for the big tengu who was ordered to hatch the egg. Seeing that Qiong Lang had directly entered the work mode since that day, completely ignoring himself and the egg, his heart suddenly "thumped".
Could it be that asking him to hatch eggs is serious?
Although he had never encountered such a thing before, Da Tengu finally accepted this fact. After all, Qiong Lang obviously couldn't hatch this egg, so he couldn't just sit idly by and ignore his own child, could he?
But the problem is...he really has no experience in hatching eggs!
He covered the white egg firmly with a soft quilt to ensure that it would not freeze, and he rested his chin in thought with a sad face.
But soon, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he secretly found Guhuo Niao who was conducting friendly exchanges between the two sides in the Raksha Sea.
Guhuo Bird is a kind of bird monster with very strong combat effectiveness, but also has a strong maternal instinct. It is born with overflowing maternal love for creatures like children.In addition to serving as instructors in the military camp, they also serve as foreign teachers of combat drills in kindergartens. They are very popular monsters among children.
Big Tengu thought for a while, and privately summoned the girl who had been in charge of taking care of Mu Mei.
"My lord, what are you calling your subordinates for?" The female monster with the umbrella sword in her hand straightened her body and asked.
Big Tengu glanced to the side, making sure that there was no one else around except the two of them, then approached Gu Huo Niao, coughed lightly and asked in a low voice: "Don't be nervous, I'm here for you for nothing, just to ask... ...I want to ask you how the Guhuobiao family hatched their eggs?"
Gu Huo Niao was stunned, and asked subconsciously: "Why do you care about such things?"
After reading Gu Huo Niao's eyes, Da Tengu looked a little awkward, and casually gave a reason: "Uh... I have an acquaintance who gave birth to an egg after she was pregnant, but I have no experience in hatching, so I will help her." Let me ask you, aren't you guys the best at this kind of thing?"
"Is there such a strange thing?" Guhuo Niao heard the words and said in surprise, "No matter what monster it is, once it lays an egg, it will follow its own instinct to hatch it. Do you still need to learn?"
"..."
"That adult must be laying eggs for the first time, right?" Guhuo Niao thought for a while, and then said with relief, "You can tell her to relax and let nature take its course. This is an instinct engraved in our bones."
The big tengu opened his mouth, and didn't know how to answer for a while, he had never laid eggs, he really didn't have that so-called instinct!
But he also didn't want others to know that he still needs to incubate his wife's child by himself, the majestic Lord of Zhishan. If it spreads out, what will others think of him?
No, it's too shameful!
Datengu originally wanted Guhuo Niao to help incubate the egg, but it is said that the child who hatches out of the shell will regard the monster at first sight as his closest family member, which is absolutely impossible.
After thinking about it, he found that as long as Qiong Lang refused to incubate the eggs, he had to rely on him to complete the matter.
"You... Forget it, anyway, don't worry about it so much, just tell me your experience in hatching eggs!"
Although Gu Huoniao was puzzled, she didn't dare to ask more about her master's personal affairs, so she had to tell in detail about her experience in hatching eggs and raising children.
The big tengu listened carefully, and kept her instructions in mind word by word. After calling the bird to retreat, he rushed back into the room as if his butt was on fire, and put the tightly covered heart on fire. The egg came out.
The aunt said that the eggs laid by monsters are different from ordinary birds. They also need to bask in the sun and breathe the air outside, so they cannot always be placed in a dark nest.
He was worried about the lack of temperature, so he stuffed the child under the quilt and covered him for a whole day. Could it be that he got sick from covering it?
Big Tengu checked his precious balls nervously, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with it, he breathed a sigh of relief.
He stared at the egg for a moment, then began to reluctantly pull out his own hair to make a nest for this egg...
Gu Huo Niao said that the egg should be hatched at a certain temperature, neither too cold nor too hot. The temperature of the mother's body is the most suitable temperature, as long as the egg is gently hidden under the belly feathers between the feet.
And the nest made of its own feathers can also allow the child to get acquainted with the mother's breath as soon as possible after hatching.
Big Tengu was concentrating on recalling, while carefully piling up the warm feathers, but he always felt that this sentence was a bit strange. After a long while, he saw this giant egg and suddenly came to his senses.
He has no belly feathers at all! ! !
Although he also has wings, he is different from the Bird Demon.
So what should I do...Sit on it directly?
After imagining that scene, Daitengu immediately shook his head, feeling that this was simply unacceptable.At this moment, he seemed to vaguely understand why Qiong Lang was unwilling to incubate the eggs.
Besides, the newborn balls are so fragile, if they accidentally sit down on their buttocks and crush the balls, what should they do?
Well, at least he still has hair...
He collected the feathers that he usually dropped and combined them with thin and breathable quilts to make a delicate and warm nest, which provided a temporary shelter for Eggs without maternal love.
After finishing all this, the big tengu let out a long sigh, caressing the giant egg in a daze.
How long will it take for the little one to hatch out of its shell?I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
Thinking of this, big tengu's eyes filled with anticipation, and he didn't feel that hatching eggs was a hard job for a while, after all, this was his child...
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After a few days, this egg took up almost all of Ootengu's time.
He doesn't deal with official business anymore, he just stays with this egg every day, in case it gets cold or hot, he has to take it out to bask in the sun and the sea breeze from time to time, and talk to the little guy through the eggshell.
Gu Huo Niao said, this is prenatal education...
As a qualified father, he must establish a relationship with the child before the egg hatches. At the same time, he also looks forward to the little guy in the egg breaking out of its shell as soon as possible.
"How long does it usually take to hatch?"
Listening to the big tengu's question, Gu Huo Niao seriously replied: "I don't know, different monsters are different, some only need a few days, and some need to hatch for two or three months. as long as."
Before leaving, Gu Huo Niao couldn't help but look back at Otengu a few times.
She always thinks that the big tengu is so weird these days, and always calls her to ask her for the education book. This is not a bad thing, but why does he sneak around as if he is shameless?
Big Tengu didn't pay attention to Gu Huo Niao's expression, and now all his thoughts are on Baby Dandan, and he has no time to take a look at others.
On this day, Datengu took his own balls to bask in the sun in a relatively remote and quiet courtyard in the palace in the afternoon sun as usual.Noticing a demon attendant approaching, he immediately hid the egg behind a stone, submerged in the soft silky green grass.
"What did you come in suddenly? Didn't you say that when I was in the courtyard, I couldn't approach here without an order?" Big Tengu asked with a straight face.
"Uh... Master Huang called you in a hurry, saying that Zhishan sent you a letter." The demon servant trembled three times, with a cautious look on his face.
"I see, I'll go right away." Hearing Nazhishan's letter, Datengu's expression turned serious, and he quickly walked to the study.
As soon as he left, a few little broom monsters hurried in and began to clean the courtyard diligently.
This is a kind of N-level little monster known as the "Broom God". They have low IQ and are somewhat mischievous but honest and serious in their work. Their task is to clean up the dust and debris in the palace.
"Brother, hurry up and clean up! We will be kicked out again as soon as the big tengu-sama comes back, and we must clean up this place before he comes back!"
The other two brooms were sweeping the ground, and they couldn't help complaining: "Why does Otengu-sama always like to stay here by himself recently? We are not allowed to get close, so we can't even do our work."
The housekeepers above will regularly check the cleanliness of the palace. If they find that the place has not been cleaned, their wages will be deducted later.
Sweeping and sweeping, a few brooms began to gossip.
"I don't know...My lord, he's been acting weird recently, and he rarely appears with Lord Qiong Lang, isn't he always inseparable from Lord Qiong Lang?"
"I heard Mr. Clam Jing say that Mr. Qiong Lang is not in a very happy mood recently. Did he quarrel with Mr. Big Tengu?"
"Hey! Brother, look here is a big egg!"
During the chat, a broom exclaimed, and the other brooms immediately came over and chattered at the egg.
"Where did you get the eggs? There weren't any here before, right?"
"Why did it appear in the palace for no reason? Did it fall from the sky?"
"Who is littering, don't you know that we will be punished if the manager sees us?"
The IQs of the monsters were not high, and they were only very angry that the egg had affected their work, and they strongly condemned those who littered.
"Okay, okay, before the manager comes to check, quickly throw away the things that shouldn't be here."
While talking, after sweeping the courtyard corridor, the brooms lifted the egg and prepared to go to the garbage dump.
At this time, it was lunch break, and the aroma of food came from the cafeteria, which made a few little monsters who had been working all morning couldn't help but salivate.
The garbage dump is far away from here, and there is still a long way to go there. When passing by the cafeteria, one of the brooms stopped and said hesitantly: "Otherwise... let's take this egg directly to the cafeteria."
"Master Qiong Lang said that wasting food is a shameful act. Although this is someone else's litter, it is still an egg!"
"Brother's words are very reasonable." The other broom stared at the egg, his eyes lit up, "Why don't we sell this egg to the cafeteria to make fried rice with eggs? We brothers will share the shells equally."
As soon as the words came out, the broomsticks looked at each other, and immediately carried the eggs and walked towards the back kitchen of the cafeteria.
Nazhishan sent a letter asking about the preparations for the wedding. Because the original plan was delayed due to the soil spider incident, the preparations were postponed, and Ootengu had not had time to issue an order to deal with the matter.
Seeing that it was an important event for the wedding, Datengu immediately wrote a letter with a serious expression, asking them to make preparations for the matter as soon as possible at the beginning of next month.
Thinking of the child who was temporarily placed in the courtyard to bask in the sun, he ordered his monsters to deliver the letter, and immediately returned to the corner of the courtyard like a gust of wind.
Thinking about the wedding in his heart, Datengu happily walked towards the rock that had just rested. After seeing the empty grass, he immediately petrified in place, and his smile gradually froze.
A moment later, the big tengu's body shook suddenly, and when he came back to his senses, he grabbed the demon servant who had just sent the message with cold sweat, grabbed his collar and shouted ferociously: "Who! Who came here just now!"
The demon waiter was spitting stars all over his face, and he was so frightened that he trembled all over.
"Just, just now, the sweepers numbered 72 to 74 came to clean the yard..."
"What about them?"
"I-I don't know!"
After getting the answer, the big tengu didn't care about anything else, and flew out of the courtyard in a hurry.
A moment later, a grand and solemn horn sounded from the Martial Arts Field, causing the monsters in the sea to look there frequently and whisper enthusiastically.
This unique horn sound is used to assemble special monster troops in the sea area, and it is almost never sounded at ordinary times, unless there is a major emergency.
"What the hell happened?"
"I just came out of the Martial Arts Field. I heard that I was looking for some monsters."
"Who is so big of face that he actually caused this horn to sound?"
"I don't know, I seem to be looking for a few sweepers in the palace..."
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The armed forces in the sea area were dispatched urgently, and everyone eating in the cafeteria hadn't realized what happened.
At this time, the cook in the back kitchen was worrying about a crystal clear and jade-white egg, "I can't crack it at all?"
"Bastards! Are you kidding us to cheat money?" Another cook slapped the table hard, looking very angry, "This is not an egg at all, it's made of stone, right?"
"Pull it down, how can there be a stone harder than iron?" Another cook snorted, and in his hand was a deformed shovel with many holes and holes.
The shovels knocked by several people were distorted and deformed, and there was no crack in this weird egg shell.
"We don't know... this egg was picked up by some of our brothers." The eldest brother in the broom said with a depressed expression, "It's fine if you can't knock it open. At worst, we will refund you the money, or give this thing away." Go to the dump."
Hearing this, several brooms were about to pick up the eggs and go out, when one of the cooks stopped them with his hand.
"Don't move, I don't believe you, sir, I can't help but be an egg!"
The cook looked sullen, and he raised his hand and shouted domineeringly: "Come on, boil the water and set up the pot! We won't be scrambled eggs and fried rice today, let's make boiled eggs directly!"
As soon as the chef gave an order, the back kitchen immediately got busy.
At this time, a whole group of menacing demon soldiers poured into the hall outside, scaring the monsters who were having lunch here until they were terrified.
Huaniaojuan was sitting with Shuweng in a small corner to eat, when he saw the big tengu leading the troops in with a gloomy expression, he immediately frowned, stepped forward and asked in a low voice: "What happened?"
Datengu didn't have time to pay attention to them, but asked anxiously: "Didn't you say that the sweepers numbered 72 are in the cafeteria? Why didn't you see any shadows?"
"I did see them walking into the cafeteria just now..." the sea monster murmured in wonder.
Immediately, a voice among the monsters who were eating whispered, "Are those brooms numbered 72? They seem to be in the back kitchen, and they brought an egg."
Hearing this, Ootengu's expression changed, and he immediately left everyone behind, and was swept into the back kitchen like a gust of wind.
As soon as he stepped in, he saw boiling water boiling in the boiler in the back kitchen, and the short and fat cook was holding an egg and was about to put it into the pot with a grim expression.
Seeing this scene, the big tengu suddenly frightened the seven souls out of three souls, and shouted angrily, "Bold!!!"
The sound of the wind was mixed with furious shouts, and there was chaos in the back kitchen. After a few breaths, the monsters who were eating looked at the suddenly collapsed back kitchen with dazed expressions.
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Qiong Lang stared at the big tengu with gloomy eyes, without saying a word.
In normal times, the big tengu would definitely tremble three times with fright, but now he has no time to be afraid, but is busy looking after the egg in his arms, carefully checking whether there is any injury on its eggshell.
"Aren't you going to tell me something?"
"Huh?" Hearing Qiong Lang's voice, Big Tengu responded subconsciously, and then he came to his senses, and explained what happened at noon with a pale face and fear.
He patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Fortunately, nothing happened."
Otherwise, he would never be able to forgive himself in this life.
The back kitchen of the cafeteria was completely destroyed, and it will not be able to provide meals to the outside world for a while, but Qiong Lang's face is also very subtle when he thinks that the eggs he laid are almost turned into fried rice with eggs.
After three days of buffering, she has almost recovered, gradually accepted this fact, and regretted her dereliction of duty as a mother.
She pursed her lips and was about to say something when she saw the big tengu put the egg into a bamboo basket covered with feathers and soft cloth, then picked it up and walked towards the door.
"Wait, where are you going?"
Big Tengu turned his head back and said nervously, "It's time to take it to bask in the sun. From now on, I must carry it on my back all the time."
That kind of thing just now must never happen again, his heart can't bear it.
After he finished speaking, he left. Tuliu Qionglang twitched his lips when he saw his appearance like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
After going through this thrilling experience, Datengu didn’t dare to let the baby Eggy out of his sight for a moment, and he had to take it with him whether he was eating, sleeping, or taking a bath, and he was suspicious all day long, always worried that monsters would come to take his baby. steal.
"Oh... I don't know if it was injured or not. It's all my fault. It must have been terrified at the time."
"The air in the back kitchen is so bad and the temperature is so high, they actually left it there for so long, it must be very uncomfortable..."
"You said that when it breaks its shell in the future, will you blame me for not taking good care of it?"
"It's unreasonable! You actually want to turn my child into fried rice with eggs. Damn it! Absolutely unforgivable!"
"Qiong Lang, look at that monster's eyes, is he coveting our child?"
Seeing the appearance of the big tengu, Qiong Lang's eyes suddenly went dark. Not only did he suffer from postpartum depression, but he also suffered from persecution paranoia.
At the same time, the turmoil caused by this incident also stirred up thousands of waves in the sea area.
The author has something to say:
Big Tengu: Someone wants to kill my child!
Qiong Lang: ...
Big Tengu: I'm an incompetent father...
Qiong Lang: ...
Big Tengu: Will the child blame me in the future?
Qiong Lang: ...
Eggy: What did I do wrong qaq
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Collect the names of Dandan, the first child is a boy, and the younger sister will give birth later...
It's almost time to break the shell
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