Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 468 - 466: Silly Stream Chat Members

Once the discussion in the livestream calmed down a bit, Lu Heng spoke again: "Tonight, we’ll continue livestreaming fortune-telling, following the usual rules, and select two lucky audience members!"

The next part didn’t need explaining, as the audience already knew what it was about.

Even though they knew the chances were slim, everyone still habitually sent in gifts.

Valuable, free, and everything in between, flying all over the place.

During this gift-sending interval, the audience began chatting about other things.

"Guys, if you walk into your boss’s office and see him being cozy with the secretary, what would you do?"

"I’d just say one thing: Can I join?"

"Man, you’re really something!"

"Just as you finish speaking, your boss nods and sends you out to get a bottle of Vaseline."

"You: I think I came at the wrong time! Boss: No, you came at the perfect time!"

"Damn, why do I have an image in my head now?"

"You guys are too low! If it were me, I’d just say: Boss, you don’t want the missus to find out, do you?"

"Calm down, Red Sun viewer!"

"I’m not here to break you up, but to join you!"

"It’s either yes or no! Take a break, what does that mean?"

"Boss: If you can do it, then do it!"

"Good one! I actually could do it!"

"Such a good opportunity? I’m in if I’m in!"

"I think, in this situation, it’s awkward for everyone, so it’s better to just stand still, don’t disturb, don’t watch, just wait quietly."

"You are so rude! You didn’t even think to take a photo for the boss as a memento."

"Boss, busy? I’ll come back in half a minute!"

Lu Heng glanced at the comments and couldn’t help but laugh.

This bunch of jokers always comes up with new tricks!

Soon, five minutes had already passed.

Lu Heng then spoke: "Alright, time’s up!"

"No need to send any more gifts!"

"Let’s start selecting tonight’s two lucky audience members..."

Upon hearing this, everyone stopped typing, waiting for tonight’s two victims to take the stage!

Lu Heng clicked the raffle button in the livestream.

In an instant, tonight’s two lucky audience members were chosen.

Lu Heng glanced at their names, smiling: "Let’s congratulate ’Red Sun’ and ’Windward Urine Three Zhangs’ for becoming tonight’s lucky viewers!"

When these two lucky viewers were drawn, the audience responded with enthusiastic applause.

"Clap clap clap! A warm welcome!"

"Even though I wasn’t selected, I’m still happy!"

"Watching others have fun is naturally more enjoyable than being watched!"

"Hope tonight’s lucky viewers can bring more joy to everyone!"

"Beer, duck intestines, duck feet, duck clavicles, duck tongue are ready, just waiting for the good show to start!"

"Jealous of the guy who can still afford duck dishes!"

"Same here, every time I go into a Black Duck shop, the prices stab my eyes."

"Many duck shops here are closed, mainly because they’re too expensive, and there’s no business."

"Damn, braised dishes aren’t a must-eat, you can raise the price, I just won’t eat it."

"Duck meat itself has become the least valuable part of the duck."

"Around here, a whole roast duck is 28, a duck head is 8, duck wings are 6."

"In the past, poor people couldn’t afford meat, so they ate innards, now the innards are more expensive than meat..."

"I remember at first, these meat scraps and innards were used for braising because they were cheap, right?"

"It used to be that way, not anymore."

"I’m just curious how these duck necks are sold at the price of beef, or even higher?"

"You think it’s expensive, I think it’s expensive too, these are greenhouse ducks I have!"

"Last time I bought 13 pieces of duck neck at a Black Duck place, it probably was just one whole neck and it cost me 55 bucks... really fucking black-hearted! Bought it once, never buying it again, even though it tasted good, but 55 bucks can buy half a duck, and at Black Duck it’s just a neck..."

"Don’t even start, I bought some duck tongue and a few slices of lotus root at Wei’s, and it cost me sixty-eight, I was shocked at the time!"

"Duck tongue, squid, shrimp balls, crab claws, the unit price is very expensive. Especially at Wei’s, you must check the price per unit, otherwise, 100 bucks will be gone and you haven’t bought much."

"Blindly raising prices is ridiculous, why do scraps and innards keep getting more expensive, did the cost of chickens and ducks increase significantly? But the prices of chickens and ducks are clearly low..."

"Cough cough!"

Lu Heng lightly coughed, temporarily pausing the audience’s discussion.

"Let’s welcome tonight’s first lucky audience member — ’Red Sun’!"

As he said this, he sent a video call invitation to tonight’s first lucky audience member.

Not long after, the invitation was accepted.

A middle-aged man in his forties appeared in the livestream.

The condition of this middle-aged man looked a bit disheveled.

His face was filled with exhaustion and worry, his eyes bloodshot.

His gaze was dull and lifeless.

His beard had grown over half an inch long.

His hair looked like a classic bird’s nest, seemingly unkempt for days.

"Good evening, young friend!"

"May I ask how should I address you?"

Lu Heng asked with a smile.

"Hello, Master!"

"My last name is Shen, and my name is Shen Yang!"

The middle-aged man promptly announced his name.

Despite the effort, he managed to squeeze out a faint smile.

But matching his current mental state, it looked worse than crying.

"Hello, Young Friend Shen!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly and then asked, "What would you like to have divined tonight?"

"Cough cough..."

Shen Yang was about to speak but suddenly coughed a few times.

After finishing coughing, he responded weakly: "Master, I want to ask you to divine about my daughter!"

"My daughter is seven years old this year, just started second grade in primary school."

"She’s very smart and adorable, our whole family loves her very much."

"But just a week ago, she suddenly went missing at her school."

"My wife and I heard the news and immediately reported it to the police, and with their help, we retrieved the school’s surveillance footage."

"It was around recess when my daughter, for some reason, squeezed through the fence near the school gate and got into a car without a license plate..."

As he spoke, Shen Yang coughed several more times.

He hurriedly opened a medicine bottle, took out a few pills, swallowed them, and finally eased his coughing.

He then continued: "The police pulled footage from many intersections."

"At first, there was still a trace of the car."

"But after it left a certain section, the surveillance at that area was under repair, so the car’s trail was lost..."