Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 421 - 419: White Noise

Far away in his home country, Lu Heng was observing Tie Xiong’s situation through the Blood God Statue in his hand.

He didn’t expect the Religious Affairs Bureau to act so quickly and directly recruit Tie Xiong.

What surprised him even more was that the bureau chief had changed again, and it was someone he was familiar with, Director He.

For him, Tie Xiong’s recruitment affected the increase in Life Span points.

After all, when Tie Xiong was within Minma, he acted with little restraint, rough and simple, which could help him harvest more Life Span points.

But upon closer thought, it wasn’t without its benefits.

At the very least, Tie Xiong joining the Religious Affairs Bureau could provide him with some information from the official side.

And if his upcoming plan could involve Tie Xiong, it might become more interesting!

"Judging by the time, it seems I haven’t done a livestream in quite a while."

Lu Heng glanced at the time; it was already seven in the evening.

This time slot was when he often started streaming.

"Since I’m here right on time, let’s go live!"

He picked up his phone from the bedside, opened the Douhu APP, and then started the livestream.

When people received the push notification, they all rushed into the livestream room at the first opportunity.

"Wuwuwu... Master, I’ve finally seen you again!"

"A day without you feels like three years! Two days like six years! Three days like nine years!"

"Stop showing off; we know you can do addition and subtraction within ten!"

"Hiss... This guy actually mastered addition and subtraction within ten, terrifying indeed! Terrifying indeed!"

"The elder master’s livestream this time must’ve been in response to my prayers! He knows my sincerity!"

"I bet if the master could stream daily like other streamers, the Douhu annual event would have nothing to do with others."

"Haha! Even if the master doesn’t stream daily, he’s still the golden signboard of the Douhu platform now!"

"Master, how could you be so heartless and leave me for so long?"

"In the days without the master, I can’t eat well, can’t sleep well, even beauties have lost their allure."

"I’ve grown tired of those half-revealing flashy women; I just want to watch the master’s kind of mudslide in the livestream world!"

"Ahem... brother, I’m still young, can you give me the ID of those flashy women’s livestreams?"

"Help me up, I also want to see these flashy women!"

"Discussing others in the master’s livestream room, you’ve changed, scumbags!"

"Great, finally someone calls me a scumbag, I almost want to cry!"

"Although you’re a scumbag, you’re also a good person! Please accept this Good Person Card!"

Seeing the familiar goofy viewers, Lu Heng smiled and said, "Good evening, friends!"

"Tonight we’ll continue with fortune-telling livestream, as per the usual rules, drawing two lucky viewers!"

"There’s no need for unnecessary chitchat from this old Taoist."

"Now everyone can start sending gifts, the window is five minutes..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the viewers started sending gifts one after another.

Whatever was valuable, whatever was earned, the whole livestream room filled up instantly.

And after sending the gifts, the viewers habitually started bantering again.

"Brothers, what do you think, what’s the name a guy can’t stand being called by a girl?"

"Dad!"

"Here I am!"

"What’s up, eldest son?"

"Hey, good son!"

"You think you scored a free son or what? You old six!"

"You’re so bad! But I really love it!"

"Just with a couple of words, you gather a group of dads... brother, you’ve got skills!"

"If that old guy really pushed it and asked someone to call him grandpa, let’s see what this bunch of opportunists would do."

"Hurting eight hundred enemies, but losing a thousand yourself!"

"Damn, these old sixes beat me to it!"

"I feel like when my girlfriend calls me by my full name, that’s what I can’t stand! Because whenever she calls my full name, I shiver all over, just like when my mom did when I was a kid."

"Right, right, it’s just that usually she calls you by your nickname, and then suddenly uses your full name."

"At such moments, it’s usually not a good thing."

"You must have gotten beaten up by mom a lot as a kid!"

"He Qiang... laboring at the count number!"

"Everyone is just posing, but He Qiang is a real man!"

Lu Heng glanced at the bullet screen and shook his head helplessly.

This group of goofy viewers always comes up with new tricks!

"Ahem!"

He habitually cleared his throat and then said, "Alright, five minutes are up."

"No need to send any more gifts, now we’ll draw tonight’s two lucky viewers."

The viewers stopped their discussions upon hearing this, waiting for tonight’s two "victims."

Lu Heng casually pressed the draw button in the livestream room.

In the blink of an eye, two lucky viewers were drawn.

He glanced at these two viewers’ names, smiled, and said, "Let’s congratulate ’White Noise’ and ’Little Sea Star’ on becoming tonight’s lucky viewers!"

"Clap, clap, clap! A warm welcome to tonight’s two victims!"

"Too bad, I wasn’t drawn again."

"I wonder what great show the two of them will bring us tonight?"

"I’ve already prepared chips, rice crackers, chicken feet, cola, spicy sticks, and other snacks and am just waiting for the show!"

"Sister upstairs, share a bit with me!"

"My delivery arrived! Perfect timing!"

"Damn! Where’s my delivery?"

"The delivery guy is also watching the old master’s livestream, and he just happens to have a delivery on hand..."

"That’s my delivery! My delivery!"

"I hope among these two, there’s a cute girl, then my sweet dreams will have content tonight."

"Goodness! You can even have dreams on demand now?"

"That’s amazing! Sleeping every day, wouldn’t you see beauties from all over the world?"

After the two lucky viewers were announced, other viewers immediately responded with enthusiastic applause.

"Now let’s welcome our first lucky viewer tonight - ’White Noise’!"

Lu Heng recited the name of the first lucky viewer, then found this viewer in the livestream room and sent a connection request.

Soon, his request was accepted by the other person.

Immediately after, a young man about twenty-five or twenty-six years old appeared in the livestream.

His appearance not only slightly surprised Lu Heng but also made the viewers widen their eyes.

The reason was simple: this lucky viewer was wearing white mourning clothes!

In previous livestreams, although the lucky viewers were different each time and there were both men and women, young and old.

Everyone’s attire had been quite normal.

But now, this "White Noise" was dressed in pure white mourning clothes.

Plus, seeing his slightly red eyes and marks on his face, it was obvious he had just been crying heavily.

This young man in mourning clothes, what reason could he possibly have for seeking fortune-telling from the old master?