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Chapter 782 [Extra] Matthew Emergency Response Team
【Matthew Emergency Response Team】
#In the distant galaxy, there is a group of hard-working people who are troubled by Matthew.
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1- Normal Agent
Hello everyone, I am Agent K-347 of the Ultimate Council, I am sorry that I cannot tell you my real name, but you can call me 347.I was an ordinary civilian agent in Parliament.Although they are called secret agents, they are not much different from ordinary office workers.My job is to maintain a system called "Hell Sightseeing Boat", which exists for the purpose of long-term and long-term restraint and unrestricted out-of-control artificial intelligence "Matthew".
I can't say it's an easy job, but I can't say it's difficult either.I admit that the main reason I'm still here is that this department has better benefits than any other civilian department.I need money, but I also don't want to go on those dangerous missions, so I'm dealing with crazy artificial intelligence.Sometimes I don't know whether it's better to work here or to perform dangerous tasks.
My job is easy to say but hard to do.Matthew is very, very, very headstrong, and he hates everyone, whether it's humans or other intelligent races, even his own kind.Our job is to not piss him off as long as we can dominate.Because we all know what it takes to make him angry.However, it is certainly not okay to let him do whatever he wants, and it is our job to find the most suitable compromise.
It's not easy negotiating with Matthew, he's smart and more than happy to poke anyone's weaknesses and he has no sympathy.Although I can't say that he is definitely a bad guy, he is definitely not a good guy either.I hope nothing goes awry in this job during my tenure...otherwise we're all in big trouble.
In short, I am just an ordinary migrant worker, and I pray every day that the leaders above and Matthew will not make things difficult for me.I just want to mix a salary.
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2 - Communications between Agent K-347 and Matthew
# Agent K-347 is mainly responsible for approving the items and equipment applied by Matthew.And check to see if he's getting something he shouldn't be getting.
- Application: new airframe
approve.I hope you can cherish it and use it, I know it is as fragile as a human being, but you should be like a human being on that planet.
- Application: Sputnik
not approved.We all know why Matthew.Oh...you made one yourself?Well... using exactly the materials available on that planet.All right.All right……
-Application: New body with laser function
approve.Just so new, you'll love it.Eyes are important after all.
- Application: Laser Cannon
not approved.Matthew, do you mean this by the laser you said last time?Oh Matthew...why do you think I would agree?
-Application: New body with white hair
approve.I don't know why, but if you just want to change the color of the body, fine.Hope you like it!
-Application: Tell Colonel Turing to go back to the sanitarium
approve.We use "please".
-Application: Midsummer Night Fire Support
not approved.What happened to make you need fire support?
- Application: gun
not approved.You know I can't give you this.
-Application: change liaison
not approved.I'm not going to approve the application to transfer myself.
- Application: Pollutant Recovery Group
approve.Our people will take care of the things mentioned in your report properly.Don't worry, it "doesn't exist" now.
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3- Hell Sightseeing Boat
# This department mainly deals with various situations caused by Matthew, and has existed since Matthew was discovered.When the Ultimate Council decided to implement absolute surveillance on Matthew, they became even busier.This is a surveillance video record of the department office from a long time ago.
"He hacked into our system and changed all of our sirens to sheep bleating. We didn't find out until after an accidental fire in the next department!"
"Hahaha... Actually, I'm starting to like this guy..."
"He and his intrepid master blew seven and a half out of eight of the planet's moons."
"why????"
"The investigators have already gone, and they should know soon."
"They're still alive...found in another galaxy."
"How is it possible??? You mean they killed the entire Starfleet single-handedly???"
"...It is true."
"Gosh...how are you sure they won't find this place??"
"He exposed corruption at the top of the league ... and sent gifts."
"Really? What - hey! Whose sheep is this?? It's eating my files!! Why do we have sheep in our office??"
"I said he sent a present..."
"He blew up our signal tower."
"why????"
"Because he's Matthew?"
"He wrote a thank you letter and sent it over."
"Has it been sterilized? Scanned? Forget it, why don't you just destroy it!"
"He hacked into our system, and then gave everyone in our department a raise. And left a message: The person who handles my business must be at least better than other humans."
"Then just pretend you didn't find out and continue working."
"All agree."
"He shut down all the oxygen machines in the Noble Nursing Home."
"Matthew!!!!"
"He went to kindergarten."
"Hurry up and contact the mobile unit!! Don't let him approach the kindergarten!!"
"Someone claimed to have been threatened by Matthew..."
"Tell them that Matthew will only threaten you if he has acted."
"You mean that Matthew helped your wife fall in love on the website and successfully caught a rich man...and now you are divorced???"
"I sometimes wonder, is he really that much of a threat to us?"
"The sheep are eating the report I stayed up writing!!!"
"Yes, he has."
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Matthew: The Ultimate Council is independent of the Star Alliance.In simple terms, the Parliament is a civil society composed of various races, and the Federation is the government of humans.
You Xiang: Non-government organizations are so powerful...
Matthew: Although it says so on the surface, it is actually the guardian of the universe.I basically approve of their work.
Youxiang: It's not easy to be recognized by Matthew!
Matthew: After all, I admit that they are really hard.Ha ha……
You Xiang: Why do you laugh out loud...
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The author has something to say:
Recently, I really want to write about Matthew's story... I wrote the article about the jackal and let Matthew appear as soon as possible hahahaha... If you are interested in Matthew's previous adventures, you can go and have a look! !Here's a little extra!