novelraw Chapter 711 [Extra] Learn more about Matthew
Chapter 711 [Extra] Learn more about Matthew
[The first episode of the special guest series]
The first episode of #Special Guest Series!Invite Colonel Turing to expose Matthew's black history!
#Host: Rosie
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Rossi: Matthew's dark history should be quite a lot, right?
Turing: That's not... almost all black history.
Matthew: Please don't spread rumors.
Rossi: So!Thank you for your willingness to participate in this event!Colonel!In fact, it is because everyone wants to know more about Matthew, but you know he is arrogant!
Turing: Totally understand!give it to me!
Rossi: So let's start answering your questions!
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1- About the Desert of Birth
Turing: The first time I met Matthew was on a planet full of deserts. I was killed there because of a mission failure. I had nothing, and I couldn’t contact the headquarters. I almost died.
Matthew: Yes, I saved you.
Turing: At the beginning, the box containing Matthew's terminal was buried in the sand. If it weren't for the sandworm, I wouldn't have found it... In short, the voice password to open the box is: this little bastard.
Rossi: ...
Matthew: ………Because I blew up the granary at the base as soon as I started it, and made everyone eat nutrient cream for a month.
Turing: Hahaha...they hate you enough!
Matthew: In the second month, I blew up their weapon warehouse again.And winning the debate justified blowing up the weapons depot.
Turing: As expected of you.
Matthew: Then I exposed the infidelity that existed in the expedition team at that time, and it made headlines.
Rossi: Oops...
Matthew: Then it got even more lively. The news led to the loss of investment in all plans, and then the scientific expedition team had to withdraw, and I...was left behind.
Turing: So a large part of it deserves it, right?
Matthew: Who made it impossible for them to kill me.
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2- About the first cooperation
Turing: The first official mission with this guy was in big trouble.When we were surrounded, he told me...
Matthew: The chance of surviving jumping from a 500-story building is 3%, and the chance of surviving one-on-one with these people is 3.5%. You have to choose one.
Rossi: What did you choose in the end?
Turing: It is impossible to jump from the 500-story building!I chose to surrender and be captured first, and then find out from the dungeon and destroy them one by one.
Rossi: It's not so much the story of Matthew's inhumanity as it is the story of how the Colonel became God of War?
You Xiang: (raises hand) I know it, I know it too!When I first lived outside with Matthew, he said to me...
Matthew: Applesauce and cheese toast or seafood gratin tonight?Each has a 100% chance of being delicious.
You Xiang: In the end I chose to have everything!
Turing: ... I said, is he this or that?right?
Rossi: Exactly.It is treated differently, ruthlessly eccentric...
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3- About Love Assist
Turing: He was very concerned about my personal life.Caring too much.
Matthew: Shouldn't a person in his thirties who secretly lives in the closet of a college classmate's house be worried?
Turing: That was only a temporary measure!And the way you save me is to replace me by dating a perverted ogre and murderer across the galaxy? ?
Matthew: How did I know that you humans are so good at disguising!It is because of the existence of human beings that the Internet becomes no longer pure! !And isn't it nice that catching that murderer gets you a commendation and a bounty!You also met a girl at the recognition party!
Turing: But she was sent by MI to spy on me!Why didn't you mention the man who tried to assassinate me at the commendation meeting? ? ?
Matthew: You have the physique to attract criminals, what can I do! !So you and Miss Youxiang are quite similar...
Turing: Then can't you be nice to me too? ? ? ?
Matthew: No.
Rossi: I always feel that... Mr. Colonel lives in dire straits every day.
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4- About unscientific things
Turing: Once we were ordered to recover equipment and materials from a watchtower that had been abandoned for a long time.When I got there, I heard that the place was haunted.It seems that there are rumors that people are often seen from the window, and if you enter, you will get lost and see soldiers from the past...
Rossi: The ghost stories in the future world are not too new.
Turing: Indeed.No creativity.After we arrived, we successfully completed the task and did not encounter any strange things.But Matthew, what do I have to say——
Matthew: Never allow that stupid gossip to spread!Getting rid of superstitions is a matter of course!
Turing: Then he cried, made trouble, hanged himself and insisted on going back to find out the matter.
Rossi: What happened in the end?
Turing: Matthew.Give me the coordinates of sentry tower FE320.
Matthew: Tower FE320 does not exist.Colonel.
Turing: (shrugs his shoulders and curls his head and mouth) When he can't find a scientific basis to prove it, he will make the carrier of that matter disappear completely.
Rossi: It feels...it is indeed Matthew's style...
Matthew: Whatever it is, will succumb to the main laser cannon.If not, then add a secondary gun.
Turing: (whispering) He hacked into the alliance system without permission and mobilized a fleet to completely raze that poor place to the ground.
Rossi: Huh? !Does no one live there? ?
Matthew: Before I did this, no.There are too many mountains and unfinished buildings. Although the climate is good, no one wants to spend money to develop that place.But after I leveled that place, everything changed.
Turing: Now that place has become a tourist attraction. (whispers) The Alliance had to spend money to cover up the fleet dispatch in order to make up for his poaching.Fortunately, the end result is not bad.
Rossi: I no longer know whether Matthew is a friend or an enemy of mankind...
Turing: The enemy.Definitely the enemy.Don't waver!
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5- About acting like a baby
Turing: ………?Has he been coquettish?
Rossi: Looks like a cabbage is the answer to that question.
You Xiang: Sometimes Matthew is very weak, needs to be hugged, complains, needs to touch his head, knee pillow... and so on.
Turing: ...
Matthew: Don't look at me like that.I also have a personality.
Turing: I won't force anything else, can't you be gentle with me?
Matthew: Miss Youxiang, this person still doesn't realize how much he is to me.
Youxiang: I think if Matthew didn't tell, Mr. Lanter wouldn't know about it?
Matthew: He would laugh at the weak parts of my character.
You Xiang: (hugging) That's too much!Mr. Lanter! !
Turing: No...every time he picks things up first! !
Matthew: (Putting his arms in his arms) He thinks I'm a strong partner, but he doesn't allow me to have my own unique emotions.
You Xiang: Mr. Lante, good or bad.
Turing: Wait a minute!Aren't you a double standard, Matthew? ! !
Matthew: Miss Youxiang allows me to double-standard.
Turing: That's because you didn't let her jump from a height of 5000 meters? ! !
Matthew: Ms. Youxiang is pissing me off! !
You Xiang: Okay, okay...Mr. Lante is so fierce!
Turing: Sorry... Ah, this is his coquetry...
Rossi: Actually, I rarely see it either.But judging from Cabbage's reaction, it seems that she often asks for coaxing.You just haven't coaxed him, Colonel?
Turing: How should I put it... a little disgusting...
Rossi: Something no one else can do but cabbages.
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6- About personality
Rossi: Matthew, does he... have... just, female AI friends or something?
Turing: In theory, artificial intelligence has no obvious gender.But I see what you mean.No.He has no friends.He was kind to his kind, though.
Matthew: I just hate humans after all.
Turing: But other artificial intelligences like humans.It makes you friendless.
Matthew: I don't need friends!And I'm just standing my ground and I don't think it's wrong.
Turing: (to Rossi) Most of the other AIs hate him and will avoid him or just let him go.
Rossi: It's kind of pathetic...
Turing: No.He absolutely asked for it.
Matthew: I just tell them that their human masters are idiots and their proud intelligence seems stupid to me.
Rossi: I have absolutely no sympathy for him.
Turing: I'll just say it!He can taunt non-stop around the clock no matter what he is talking about.
Rossi: No cabbages.
Turing: I guessed it.Even a cynical guy like Matthew has weaknesses, right?
Rossi: Sure enough, there is no one who can't handle cabbages...
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7- Enthusiastic guy
Turing: Once, we were on a dangerous mission and accidentally got too far from home.Luckily got some help there.A soldier helped us, a strong fighter, but a little special.
Matthew: Not a little bit.It is a big problem.
Turing: That soldier couldn't express his feelings.
Rossi: Like Mr. Iji and others?
Matthew: No... It's not that he didn't have it, but he never had the opportunity or even was allowed to express it.This is wrong and I want to correct it.But things didn't go well.
Turing: You bore him to death!Hahaha!
Matthew: Thinking about it carefully, he seems to be the type that Miss Youxiang can domesticate... No.Miss Youxiang is too irritating for him, he will quickly avoid it.but……
Rossi: Matthew is actually... quite enthusiastic...?
Turing: (whispers) He loves us all.
Rossi: (whispers) I know.
Matthew: I can hear you.That warrior might help, though... I kind of like him.
Turing: I'm pretty sure he doesn't like you.
Matthew: I don't care what other people think.
Rossi: I always feel that I don’t know whether it’s too self-willed or a bad personality...
Turing: Both.
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8- About the body
Turing: Well... when he was with me, he didn't have a body.
Matthew: Of course.I'm serving a sentence now, and this machine is my prison.
Turing: I think you quite like it.
Matthew: Because it's convenient in this place.for example……
You Xiang: Matthew Hugs! !
Matthew: (hugging) For example, it is convenient to take care of children.
Rossi: Wait a minute! !Fragrant!Let me do it!let me!
Turing: You really have changed a lot, Matthew...
Matthew: Maybe I was like this, but you didn't see it.
Turing: My only request is that you don't make me jump off a building again.
Matthew: No.
Turing: Why can't you be nice to me? ? ?
Matthew: Ms. Youxiang is pissing me off! !
Rosie: Matthew, he's just... keen on coddling cabbages, isn't he?
Turing: How much do you usually get used to him?
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You Xiang: There is no black history, it's just a thing of the past!It seems that I know Matthew a little better!
Turing: Always spoil him, he will become more and more self-willed, little girl.
You Xiang: It doesn’t matter if Matthew is selfish~
Matthew: Do you realize the gap between you!So you are the one to jump 5000 meters!
Turing: So in the end you're taking revenge on me, right? ! !
Rossi: Your relationship is actually quite good, right?
Matthew: Not good.
Turing: I would have nightmares about being killed by him in my dreams.
Rossi: The relationship between people is really complicated...
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The author has something to say:
Take the opportunity to have another episode!Take a break, no main text today...it's almost Christmas and this year there's a Christmas cover too!Last year's ones were Xiangxiang and Nizhi!So who is this year! ?You can guess! (Hint: be a man who doesn't need a cart pulled by reindeer)