Chapter 580 [Extra] Temporary opening of the divination shop
Chapter 580 [Extra] Temporary opening of the divination shop
【Counseling room for troubles in love】
#有香returned to her job and became a fortuneteller of love!Solve strange problems for troubled people today too!
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Ash: Please! !Miss Fortune Teller! !
You Xiang: Whoa!It's Mr. Ash!It's so dazzling! ! !
Ash: Sorry!When I get excited, it's easy to lose control of this reflective ability...Well, I actually have something to ask, Miss Youxiang!I heard that you are a powerful fortune-teller, so I came to you!
You Xiang: Hmph...Of course I'm very good!no problem!Mr. Ash!No matter what the problem is, I can help you!
Ash: Really reliable!Miss Youxiang!Then please!Actually...it's like this, I have a girl I like...
Youxiang: It's about love! !Uh-huh!I am listening!
Axiu: She is my childhood sweetheart, and I was able to join the director's troupe because of her recommendation...
Youxiang: (aunt laughs) Mmmm!
Axiu: She has been a very talented person since she was a child, and she is always very confident... I can be where I am today, it can be said that it is all because of her support.She has become more and more beautiful recently, but I, I dare not tell her my feelings...
Youxiang: Why, Mr. Axiu?
Axiu: She has had many suitors since before, and some of them are prominent people.Although she has never told me, maybe she has... heart, heart, maybe...
Youxiang: .........Mr. Axiu...it's really worrying...
Axiu: That's right, I also feel that this is going to make people anxious... So, can Miss Youxiang help me with divination?
You Xiang: (throws away the crystal ball and magic book on the table) These are all lies, Mr. Axiu.
Ash: Huh? !
You Xiang: (patting the table and standing up) If you want to win a girl's heart, you have to act on your own! !
Ash: Yes, yes? !But...that...she doesn't seem to like my type...
You Xiang: How is that possible! !Little Chanel is—hey!There is no way!Mr. Ash!Let me help you!
Axiu: Why does Miss Youxiang know that it is Chanel? !
You Xiang: Isn’t it? ?
Ash: That's right...
You Xiang: That’s right!In short, Mr. Axiu hopes to have a better relationship with Xiao Channa, right?Let's go to everyone for help!
Ash: That, can you?
Youxiang: Of course!Xiao Channai has helped us a lot, and Mr. Axiu and the team leader are also our friends, so there is absolutely no problem with this!good!Let's go! !
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1- Ways to please girls
Olu: I understand the general situation.But why come to me?
You Xiang: Because Xiao Channai is also tsundere.
Olu: I'm not Tsundere! !never mind!In short... If you want to ask, you should ask someone with experience, right?
Youxiang: Olu admits that he has never had a girlfriend!
Olu: I'm so bored!Are you here to make fun of me? ?
You Xiang: Help me~ Olu~~ Please~~
Olu: Hey... I can't help it... How would I know what that girl likes... But, women seem to like brave men.
Ash: Are you brave...
Olu: Ah, no one wants the other party to run away when they are in danger.Fragrant too, right?
You Xiang: That's what you said...but it's not enough to be brave, you also need—— (a thousand words omitted) That's about the same.
Olu: ……………
Axiu: ... ... I always feel that it is better to let nature take its course ...
Youxiang: Don't give up, Mr. Axiu!In short, let Xiao Channa see the handsome and brave side of Mr. Axiu!
Olu: How to do it specifically?
Youxiang: I don't know!So let's go find Matthew!Mr. Ash!
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2- In case of indecision, call Matthew
Matthew: Is it a way to impress Ms. Chanel...Although I don't know much about human beings, we can look at human works for reference.
You Xiang: Works of human beings?
Matthew: Romance movies and TV series should give us a little inspiration.Sit down, it's showtime today.
(Watched a love movie together)
You Xiang: (crying) How wonderful...the final ending!
Axiu: (tears) Yes, it's great that they can be together...
Matthew: Don't just admire, do you have any inspiration?
You Xiang: As long as Xiao Channai is entangled by bad guys, Mr. Axiu will come out to save her! !
Matthew: Although the method is very old-fashioned, the old-fashioned method is generally the most effective.
Ash: Really, really?But in case of danger...
You Xiang: It’s okay, we just need someone we know to act.
Matthew: Exactly.We know quite a few guys who look like bad guys.
You Xiang: But you have to find someone Xiao Xiang Nai doesn't know, or you'll be spotted!um... anyone...
Axiu: I always feel a little uneasy...
Matthew: But it will be fun.
Axiu: Don't read other people's love jokes!
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3- Please!Mr. Bad Guy!
Axiu: Miss Youxiang... this, this is...
Youxiang: This is Mr. Shanks.
Ash: Shanks of the Four Emperors? ? ? ! ! !
Shanks: Hahahahahaha!You know me!
Axiu: Who would not know! !Ah sorry! !Accidentally complained! !
Shanks: (patting him on the back) Hahahahahaha, don't be nervous, boy!Since Xiao Youxiang came to ask me, I will help you!
Axiu: No...Thank you very much...cough cough...
Shanks: But how to do it specifically, Xiao Youxiang?
Youxiang: It is enough for Mr. Shanks to act in his true colors.Become a pestering drunk uncle to harass Xiao Channai!
Shanks: Am I actually that image in Xiao Youxiang's heart? !
Youxiang: Please!Mr. Shanks!
Shanks: You avoided my eyes! !Xiaoyouxiang!you look at me! !
You Xiang: Really... (looks away) It's too close, Mr. Shanks... You drink a lot... (Very softly) It stinks.
Shanks: Ahhhhhh! ! (knocked down)
Ash: Mr. Shanks? ! ! !Hold on! !do not die! ! !
Beckman: …………… Hey~ The captain is dead, let’s break up!
Shanks: (Suddenly resurrected) You can speak for me! !
Beckman: What Xiao Youxiang said is basically the truth, and I can't help you even if I want to help you.You might as well drink less and be more realistic.
Shanks: Damn it! !Xiaoyouxiang! !If you don't say "Uncle Shanks is so handsome~" I won't help you! !
You Xiang: (smiling) Uncle Shanks is so handsome~
Shanks: (Dazzled by the light) Ah...it seems to be a bit too much, I feel guilty...I will never drink again (limited to three days)...
Axiu: Too strong, Miss Youxiang!
You Xiang: Mr. Shanks is so foolish.
Beckman: Girl, are you interested in becoming the One Piece?
You Xiang: It’s so troublesome, please don’t.
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4 - One Piece Candidate
(Shanks went to "harass" Chanel as planned, and brought his subordinates in order to be more imposing. After successfully stopping Chanel on the street, Shanks didn't know what Chanel said, and they all fell to the ground)
Ash: Chanel? ? ?Are you OK? ?
Chanel: Huh?Ah Xiu and You Xiang... why are you two here?
Youxiang: Mr. Shanks! !Take heart! !Ah, the eyes are dead...
Shanks: Woohoo...Xiao Youxiang...Am I...really nasty? ?Like a middle-aged unemployed alcoholic uncle or something...
You Xiang: I always feel that this attribute is not a problem for Mr. Shanks...
Shanks: Phew...
You Xiang: Don't die! !Mr. Shanks! ! !
Chanel: Shanks?Four Emperor Shanks? ? ? ?
Ash: Yes, yes...Kana...you defeated the Four Emperors and his subordinates...
Chana: The Four Emperors have such a personal image...the world is really hopeless.
Ash: Is Chanel interested in becoming One Piece?
Chanel: So earthy, don't.
Beckman: Why are the little girls nowadays so strong...
Shanks: You're just watching, Beckman! ! !
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5- There are other ways
(Cana is too strong, so I can only think of other ways. Go ask Ace for their opinion first.)
Ace: I have absolutely no idea what a woman thinks.
Sabo: Me too.
You Xiang: That’s right, because both of you are stupid.
Axiu: Yes, Miss Youxiang...
You Xiang: But I can have some ideas.What do you think girls like?
Ace: ... ... ice cream?
Sabo: Bear?
You Xiang: That’s what I like!
Sabo: Basically, we only know one girl very well, Youxiang.
Youxiang: You don’t need to mature like us... Doesn’t Sabo still know Miss Kerla?What do the girls in the Resistance like?
Sabo: (Thinking hard) Hmm...Karate?
You Xiang: (with no expression on her face) It's hopeless, next one!Ace!You have met many girls too!What do they all like?
Ace: (also thinking hard)......Eating?
You Xiang: …… Although it’s very common, it might work.
Ash: Huh? !Is that okay too? ?
You Xiang: Exactly!Girls are not so complicated!Everyone loves delicious food!Mr. Axiu asks Xiao Channa to eat delicious food, and then take the opportunity to tell her what he wants?
Ash: Uh, uh!It sounds a lot more reliable than the last idea!
You Xiang: Alright! !Then go find something delicious! !
Sabo: ………Youxiang, are you hungry?
Youxiang: I hate it!Not at all! ...Give me that rice ball! !
Axiu: Hahaha... why don't we go eat something first.
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6- Donut Tea Party
You Xiang: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Katakuri: I see, I see.
Ash: Huh? !Do you understand? ? ?
Katakuri: I don't understand at all.But you can probably guess it.I want to eat ice cream.
Axiu: I didn’t guess right at all! !
You Xiang: (swallowing) Just eat this!Mr. Ash!
Axiu: Ah, this is what you just said!I see.Mr. Katakuri, which store are these donuts from?
Katakuri: ... ... I did it myself.
Ash: Ah...
Kataka: There's no other way, Mr. Katakuri.For Mr. Axiu's love, you open a shop! !
Katakuri: If you suddenly say that, I too... If you are the proprietress, then I-
Youxiang: I think the store at the crossroads is also good, Mr. Axiu.
Katakuri: —I see.I'll just open a store.
Ash: A bit of principle, Mr. Katakuri...
Katakuri: I've decided to listen to my fiancée in everything.
Axiu: Don't make such a sudden decision! ! !
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7- Watch the battle from a distance
(Youxiang is watching Ash and Chanel while eating donuts not far from the store)
Kidd: What are you doing here, girl?
You Xiang: Uh huh...
Kira: ...So that's it, Ash and Chanel are dating.
Kidd: Did you understand? ? ? !
Kira: No, I don't understand at all, I just guessed when I saw those two people over there.
You Xiang: (swallows the donut) Captain!Mister Kira! (Pounce over) Carry me on your back~~~
Kidd: You lost your legs when you saw me, didn't you? ! ! !
Fragrance: back~~back~~~
Kidd: Kira, tell me about her! !
Kira: Haven't you already memorized it...
Kidd: I'll charge you next time, girl! !
You Xiang: (Come around from behind and poke his cheek) Here's your fee!
Kidd: ……………
Youxiang: (tweeted again)
Kidd: Enough is enough, girl! !ate you? ? !
You Xiang: I thought the captain thought the fee was not enough.
Kira: Keke...I'm still here, huh?
You Xiang: Does Mr. Kira also charge?
Kira: I'll answer your question next time when it's just the two of us.
Kidd: ......... Hey, little girl, those two people are gone?
You Xiang: Hmm...it feels very smooth.Mr. Axiu is really slow!Obviously, there is no need to worry about Xiao Channa...
Kidd: When it comes to dullness, you have no right to say others, right?
Youxiang: Mr. Kira, he said I was stupid.
Kira: That's not what he meant...ah...forget it.I think You Xiang is cute too.
Kidd: Just get used to her! !
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8- New business
(last job done, so now new business)
Shanks: Miss Fortune Teller...my heart is broken...
You Xiang: I'll give you grapefruit tea, Mr. Shanks.
Shanks: Praise me! !Xiaoyouxiang! !
You Xiang: Really... I think Mr. Shanks is very handsome!Moreover, Mr. Shanks is a pirate, and his current appearance is also very suitable for his status!
Shanks: You...you think so?
You Xiang: Yes.But drink less alcohol.
Shanks: Xiao Youxiang tweeted me and I agreed~
You Xiang: Ah!Grandpa is coming!
Shanks: (shocked) Which grandpa? ! ! !No, neither is easy to handle!Beckman, let's withdraw! !
Beckman: Youxiang, do you really not want to be the One Piece?I think you have this strength.
You Xiang: No.I don't want to try so hard.
Shanks: I've been meaning to say this before, Beckman.This kid... is really real...
Grandpa's voice came from afar: "Red hair——!" ! ! !Where do you put your hands? ! ! !
Shanks: It's really time to retreat! ! !
(Shanks retreats)
Iji:?Just now I saw the redhead being chased and chopped by the white beard.
You Xiang: The struggle between the Four Emperors is really fierce.
Iji: Garp seems to be there too.Also with Whitebeard.
Youxiang: It's the task of the Navy.
Niji: Leave that kind of thing alone... (putting shoulders together) Come play with us?
You Xiang: No way!I want to work!Why don't Mr. Nidge be my guest!
Niji: It's not impossible... Do you want to tell my fortune?
Youxiang: No, Mr. Nizhi can talk about his troubles!I'll help you out!
Nick: That's right.My trouble is that you don't want to marry me or cheat on me.
You Xiang: ......... Okay, let's close the stall today.
Niji: You gave up too quickly! !
Youxiang: Mr. Yongzhi carried me on his back.
Yuuji: I'm obviously self-willed, but I think it's cute... Iji, I'm sick.
Iji: ……… (had the same disease)
Niji: Hey...don't ignore me! !So...you solve my troubles, you Xiang? ? !
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【Xiangxiang Divination Shop - Closing】
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The author has something to say:
No update today either! !Because... the game hasn't been cleared yet! !The game is really fun... In short, let's watch the extra episode first! !
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