novelraw Chapter 518 [Extra] Grandpa Contest
Chapter 518 [Extra] Grandpa Contest
【The First Grandpa Contest】
#Because it is necessary to select who is the best grandpa, so the grandpas said that a hegemony competition must be held.
#Host: Matthew
#Reviewer: Rosie
#Judges: Marko, Crane, Warring States, Rayleigh, Smoker
#audience: Others who have nothing to do.
#Special Note: This competition is a free and peaceful competition. No matter the audience, contestants or the judging committee, they should uphold the principle of equality and justice, as well as the peaceful and friendly competition rules, and put aside their positions and hatred for the time being.
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Matthew: So, here we go again, pointless activities,
Rossi: Don't be so discouraged at first, Matthew!
Matthew: Humans really like pointless activities.
Rossi: It's not meaningless...and those two have no intention of giving in at all...
Matthew: Hey...okay.In short, the content of this competition is based on the requirements of Ms. Youxiang. The grandpas come up with solutions that meet the requirements, and the judges give scores from multiple angles.For the sake of fairness, Ms. Youxiang didn't know about it, and she wasn't there. Our volunteers who signed up will induce her to make a request.
Rossi: What would Cabbage say if it knew.
Matthew: (imitating Youxiang's voice) Grandpa really is!Obviously they are all grandpas!Why do we have to divide the first and second!
Rossi: Just tell her and there will be no competition.
Matthew: Exactly.Everyone knows but no one says it, because humans just love such meaningless activities! !
Rossi: Can't argue with that! !Anyway, let's start the game! ! !
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0- Pre-match introduction
White Beard: That old man Rayleigh should also be in the grandpa group, right? ! !
Rayleigh: The little girl calls me uncle! ! !
Matthew: It's a standard perfunctory address like "Mr. Ridley".
Whitebeard: Oh.That's fine.
Cap: Wait!Why are the name tags of the judges so strange! !
Marco: (Nametag: Uncle) Huh?Have it?
Crane: (Brand name: Best friend) Old man Garp has a lot of things to do.
Warring States: (Famous Brand: Real Grandpa) Hahahahaha envy Karp!Are you envious? !
Raleigh: (name tag: Uncle passing by) Protest! !I protest! !Why do I look like a passerby? ?
White Beard: Pfft... the old man thinks it's pretty good!
Smoker: (name tag: Daddy) Trouble old men! !Hurry up and start, I will have to work overtime later! !
Rossi: (Then just don’t participate! And what’s going on with Dad!!)
Matthew: (name tag: Mom) You wait for me.Why is there something wrong with my name tag too? ! !Who is your mother? ! !Who is? ! !
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1 - "First round"
Matthew: The game is on.First, let's contact Mr. Iji, an outfield volunteer!Mr. Iji!Can you hear me?
Iji: Yes.heard it.
Matthew: Okay, then please tell us the requirements of Ms. Yuxiang to be met in the first round.
Iji: She just said "I want to date a handsome guy".
Matthew: That's right.I thought it was ice cream.
Rossi: That is to say, the first round will be...
Matthew: Bring "Handsome," grandpas.
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#【The Handsome Guy Brought by Grandpa Karp】
Matthew: He is a very handsome naval officer.
Rossi: Grandpa really knows handsome guys...
Matthew: Indeed.I thought Grandpa didn't know what a handsome guy was.In short, let our judges judge by the standards of handsome guys.The full score for each benchmark item is [-].
Marco: Face: 6, Body: 7, Clothing Taste: 1, Personality: 2, Male Power: 0, Comments: Negative points for the Navy or something.
Crane: Face: 8, Body: 7, Clothing Taste: 7, Personality: 8, Masculinity: 7, Comments: You are a young rising star, please work hard.
Raleigh: Probably all 5.Comments: Well... so ordinary, right?
Warring States: Comments: I don't want to make the old man Garp proud, so I refuse to comment.And isn't this the type that the little girl likes now?
Smoker: Failed.Next.
Matthew: Certain people, give me a good evaluation! !What?my rating?I told you I'm not your mother! !no! ! !
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#【The Handsome Guy Brought by Grandpa Newgate】
Matthew: Isn't this Mr. Yizang?
Rossi: It looks like being forced.
Matthew: Mr. Ace in the auditorium and Mr. Marco in the judges' seat have already turned over with laughter.
Rossi: Well... anyway, let's start grading!
Marco: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard today you can't do it anymore you are in a beauty pageant anyway you just have to laugh! !minus! !
Yizang: (raises hand) Can I beat up the judges?
Matthew: No.Next.
Crane: 100 points.But because it is a pirate, 10 points will be deducted.
Warring States: Do pirates deduct 10 points? !Did you-
Crane: Who doesn't like handsome guys?What does the smelly old man know!
Rayleigh: I think...Old Ray, I can run for it too!
White beard:? ? ?Can the old man beat up the judges?
Matthew: No.Next.
Smoker: No.Next.
Rossi: No one is grading properly! !So this activity was done from the very beginning because it was too boring! !
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2 - "Second Round"
Matthew: In the first round, because some people did not do their job well as judges, it was impossible to tell the winner.We now open the expected second round.
Rossi: So, Mr. Iji, what's the second requirement for the cabbage?
Iji: She just said that she wants a luxurious gift package for manga.
Matthew: Great!Then ask the two grandpas to buy the big gift bag that Miss Youxiang will like.
Rossi: Cabbage preference is easy to understand...
Matthew: Who knows, Miss Youxiang can climb the wall very quickly.
Rossi: Makes sense.
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#【The big gift bag bought by Grandpa Karp】
Matthew: It is a limited-edition spree of the comic "Young Master of the Academy" series.It looks good!
Rossi: Cabbage really loves this series.
Matthew: So let the judges start scoring.This time the total score is 10 points.
Marko: While the little girl does love the series, it's not her favorite character!Miscalculated, Grandpa! !minus! !
Crane: Don't be so strict, I think this character is not bad.The limited edition is hard to find, so if you think about it... 5 points, right?
Rayleigh: I don't understand what the little girl reads, so how much is it?
Matthew: The price tag is 8000 Baileys.
Riley: That's it? ! !Just 8000 Baileys? ? ? ?
Smoker: So, being a pirate is really thankless, do you want to consider changing careers and selling this thing collectively?
Marko: We'll think about it if you resign.
Warring States: Even I am so excited that I want to change careers.
Rossi: Hey, digressing!But the price is really amazing!Are these things made of plastic so expensive...?
Matthew: The important thing is not the material, the price is reflected in the content and intention... I can't make it up!Next! !
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#【Grandpa Newgate's gift package】
Matthew: ………that one-person-high box contained…
Rossi: It's Mr. Nidge.
Matthew: Why did you kidnap Mr. Niji?
White Beard: Huh? ?Didn't you say you want the second prince? ? ?
Marco: It's the gift box of the second prince in the "Perfect Prince" comic, Dad! !Not really the second prince! !
Whitebeard: What is that? ?The old man doesn't understand those!In short, this is also the second prince!Rate me now!
Crane: Kidnapping is a crime. 0 marks.
Smoker: But the kidnappers are members of the evil legion, so it's black and white, right?
Crane: But I don't understand the trend, so subtract [-] points.
Warring States: Negative points! ! !
Riley: Hahahahahahaha!It's time for you to know about young people too, Newgate!
White Beard: Long-winded!I want you to take care of it! !
Nizhi: After all, let me go first, right? ? ? !
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3-【The third round】
Matthew: In the end, there was still no winner.
Rossi: Kidnapping people is bad, huh?
Matthew: Although Mr. Niji is not a good person, don't bully him.
Rosie: What are the third round grandpas bringing?
Iji: She said she misses Ace.
Ace in the auditorium:? ! (Suddenly cool)
Matthew: It seems that this time the judges need to judge who is the first to catch Mr. Ace's grandfather.
Ace: (starts to run) Wait... Wait why do I feel murderous? ! !
Garp: Come here! ! !Ace! ! ! !
Ace: No, old man! ! !
Whitebeard: Ace! ! ! !Come to the old man! !
Ace: Sorry Dad! ! ! (escape)
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#【Grandpa Garp’s way of trapping Ace】
Matthew: Under the net, there are photos of Ms. Youxiang before.It's all from the time Mr. Ace missed.
Rossi: But not only Mr. Ace, but also strange people...
Marko: Mansfield you pervert! ! !
Kagawa: I couldn't hold back for a while... I miscalculated! !
Crane: Ace deleted the net with fire and ran away with the photo.
Warring States: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the plan failed, Garp! !
Smoker: Seriously... it was for that kid...
Rayleigh: She really is the captain's daughter-in-law!
Cap: Nope! ! ! !
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#【Grandpa Newgate's trapping plan】
Youxiang:?grandfather?What are you doing here?Where's Ace?
Matthew: You actually brought Miss Youxiang herself! !
Karp: You're always fouling!Newgate!
White Beard: Because the old man is a pirate! !There is no way to restrain the old man with rules or something! !
Youxiang:? ? (look left and right) Ace~~~
Ace: I'm coming! !Ah, why are you here, You Xiang!What about Iji?
You Xiang: I was kicked away by my grandfather.
Ace: ...
White Beard: So the old man won this time, right?Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Matthew: Now that Miss Youxiang is here, the competition can only announce the result!
Rossi: The most popular person is Mr. Ace.
Matthew: Although he is not a grandfather, but... no matter which grandfather is fine, right?
Rosie: Hahaha...and it's all scary.every aspect.
Matthew: Maybe the winner will be determined in the next issue!
Rossi: Any more? ? ?Wait...is there really a second time? ?That's silly, no, Matthew! !Matthew? ! !
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The author has something to say:
I got vaccinated the day before yesterday, but I still haven't recovered from it today.Go to bed early, too late to write an update!Let's take a look at the Grandpa Contest first! !