Chapter 405 [Fan Wai] The uncle who came from afar
Chapter 405 [Fan Wai] The uncle who came from afar
[Uncle helps you choose]
#远来来 The uncle with a lot of faces met Shurachang and said that he could help Xiangxiang make a choice.So Matthew held this special program, and let the uncle talk to everyone in person!
#Host: Matthew
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Shanks: Xiaoyouxiang~~~
Youxiang: Mr. Shanks~~~
(hug)
Matthew: When did you two get along so well?
Shanks: What a surprise, Matthew!Aren't we friends?
Whitebeard: Shanks! ! !Where do you put your hands? ! !
Shanks: Oh my god! (raises hands to show innocence) I didn't touch anywhere! !real! !
Matthew: So let's start our friendly talk segment!
Shanks: (Hiding Cong Yuncut) Where is the friendliness? ? ?
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1-Ace
Ace: (bows) Thank you for taking care of Luffy!
Shanks: Hahahahahaha~ It's all trivial!You're welcome!Come drink!
Ace: No need, why don't you let You Xiang go first?
Shanks: ... ... No!
Ace: Huh? ?
Shanks: Xiao Youxiang is my uncle today! (hold tight)
Ace: ……Youxiang, I’m a little lonely, okay?
Youxiang: (puffed face, leaves Shanks, goes to hug Ace)
Shanks: Uh... Uncle, I actually lost! !
Ace: (hugging tightly, giving Shanks a thumbs up) No more, uncle!
Shanks: Damn it! !Matthew!Is this kid driving me away! !
Matthew: You can't beat him, Uncle.There's basically no way to win.
Shanks: Uncle, I'm not convinced! !I'm going to complain to Whitebeard! !
Matthew: Unfriendly conversation?
Shanks: What are you talking about! !I absolutely don't allow this kind of brat uncle! !
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2 - Saab
Sabo: (bows) Thank you for taking care of Luffy before!
Shanks: Well...it's a trivial matter!You and Ace are too far apart!
Sabo: I still have to be grateful where I should be grateful.
Shanks: You are really reasonable... Speaking of which, you and Xiao Youxiang also knew each other a long time ago, right?
Sabo: Ah.Is it a childhood sweetheart?
Shanks: Also the Chief of Staff of the Rebel Army.
Sabo: This is a secret identity!Did Matthew tell you that?
Shanks: Hey~~ The people Xiao Youxiang knows are amazing...
Sabo: I think you are even worse than that, right?
Shanks: Where~yes~la~hahahahaha!Now as long as I get closer to Xiao Youxiang, I will be chopped off by Cong Yun!
Sabo: Hahahaha... what did you do?
Shanks: Woohoo!Your expression is too scary!Obviously smiling but with a murderous look!
Sabo: If you bully Youxiang, I won't be polite even if it's the Four Emperors, okay?
Shanks: Are you all too sensitive?Xiao Youxiang will also be troubled, right?
Szabo: Don't excuse your crimes.
Shanks: I really didn't do anything! !Hello!His eyes are so indifferent! !
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3-Ro
Shanks: Hello!
Luo: Why did the Four Emperors especially come to talk to me?
Shanks: My current identity is Xiao Youxiang's uncle!
Luo: Uncle...?
Shanks: Uncle, I want to help her check something, you——
Luo: Please give her to me.
Shanks: Huh?What?
Luo: Please let me marry her.I want to marry Youxiang and be with her forever.
Shanks: This, this confession came so suddenly!But uncle, I can't be the master of this kind of thing!
Luo: …… Tsk.never mind.Anyway, I don't need your approval.
Shanks: Attitude changes so fast! !
Luo: I have nothing to say to you, so I'm leaving.
Shanks: So indifferent... Matthew!He is so fierce!
Matthew: Every supernova is a problem child.
Shanks: The people around Xiao Youxiang are amazing...
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4 - Kidd
Kidd: ……………
Shanks: Hello!Ah, it's you!
Kidd: Why are you here!
Shanks: Hahahahaha~ This is also fate!I saw your hand was repaired by Matthew!
Kidd: You have the nerve to say... I wanted to have another fight with you, but forget it.
Shanks: Why?
Kidd: I made an appointment with someone not to fight until the injury is healed.
Shanks: With whom?
Kidd: What's up with you!
Shanks: Hehe...is it Xiao Youxiang?
Kidd: She's crying, what can I do? ! ……… (turns and walks away) I’m leaving.
Shanks: (Following up) Whoops!So you are this type!Kind of cute!
Kidd: You're sick of it! !So what does it have to do with you!
You Xiang: Ah!Captain, you are here!Mr. Kira said...Huh?Mr. Shanks?
Shanks: Xiaoyouxiang!I tell you oh!This guy he-
Kidd: I'm so annoying, don't say unnecessary words! ! ... Kira needs me, right?let's go.
Youxiang: Hmm...?Had a fight with Mr. Shanks?
Kidd: No.
You Xiang: Really?
Kidd: Ah. (touches the top of her head) Really.
Shanks: (looks from behind) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Matthew: You actually think it's not bad?
Shanks: In fact, if you want to talk about the heart, I agree with all of them!It's just... sometimes even if the other person doesn't need you to change, if you can't become better, you will get tired of it one day.
Matthew: So have they gotten better?
Shanks: Hahaha!We have to continue to observe!
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5- Rossi
Rosie: (lights a cigarette) ... ... Looking for cabbage?
Shanks: No, just strolling around.
Rossi: That's right.Do you smoke?
Shanks: Nope!Speaking of which... you are a navy, right?
Rosie: Oh yes.Now it's just a ghost.
Shanks: Is that so......
Rossi: ...
Shanks: You can live in peace with me!navy!
Rosie: You said I'm a ghost now!Ah, the cabbage is calling me.
Shanks: You can hear it that way!
Rosie: Well, because it's linked... She seems to be flustered!I'm leaving first!
Shanks: Oh, oh!
Matthew: What's the matter?Nervous to see the Navy?
Shanks: No way!It's just that...it's rare to meet someone who is really mature and serious.
Matthew: Mature, agree.serious?There are no decent people among us!
Shanks: Don't say that! !I'm serious!Pretty decent most of the time! !
Matthew: Do you mean ten percent of your life most of the time?
Shanks: You are too cruel! !
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6 - Kira
Shanks: Hello!We meet again!
Kira: ...it's you.We can't fight you now, please go back.
Shanks: What a stranger!I didn't come to fight!I'm here to help Xiao Youxiang choose!
Kira: Pick what...?Ah, I see.Then why did you come to me?
Shanks: Huh?Am I misunderstanding something?
Kira: ……………
Shanks: Is it bad to hide your feelings?
Kira: I don't need your counseling.
Shanks: Is it because of friends?
Kira: ………it has nothing to do with you.
Shanks: They are all important people to you, I understand and I understand.But if you don't say anything, you will suffer more and more because of it, right?
Kira: It's okay.
Shanks: Are you okay?
Kira: That's fine. (Looks at Youxiang not far away) She is laughing.
Shanks: Hmm...?
Kira: (looks back) and has a nice smile.That's it.
Shanks: Uncle, I am a little moved.
Kira: If it's okay, I'm leaving.
Shanks: Uh, uh...
Matthew: Surprised, Uncle.
Shanks: So there really is.An overgrown adult.
Matthew: You are older than him!
Shanks: That's what I say, but my heart is obviously younger! !
Matthew: What to be proud of! !
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7-Iji
Shanks: Yo!Red!
Iji: What the hell is the red one! !It is you.Is it really good to hang around here as the Four Emperors?
Shanks: Even the Four Emperors don't have a rule that they can't mess around!
Ichi: That's right.
Shanks: Yes.
Iji: ...
Shanks: ...
Iji: ...
Shanks: Matthew help! ! !The atmosphere is so embarrassing! !This man is totally off the hook!
Matthew: You'd better get straight to the point.
Shanks: I know about Germa, do you really like Xiao Youxiang, or do you have another purpose?Tell me the truth! !
Iji: I love her.I have no interest in other women besides her.In terms of purpose, there is indeed.is to marry her.
Shanks: (stunned)
Iji: It's true.There is no need to lie.
Shanks: No... I'm surprised that someone can say such a thing with a straight face and a heartbeat.
Iji: Huh?Why not?
Shanks: You actually asked me why... Anyway, I believe you.It's just that you're the heir to the throne, right?Is it okay to be so willful?
Iji: ......... I don't know.
Shanks: Don't you know?
Iji: I don't know if I should say such a thing, but now I feel that her happiness is more important than Germa's.
Shanks: Wow...
Iji: There are so many things that I can't understand.But it's only with her that I can... get closer to what I've lost.I think it's important.
Shanks: That's really important.You should cherish this feeling.
Ichi: I see.I'm going to propose right now.
Shanks: No.Uncle, I don't mean that.Wait!Did you leave without looking back? ? ?
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8-Nich
Shanks: Yo!blue!
Niji:? ? ? ?what?
Shanks: So indifferent!Uncle, I want to chat with you!
Niji: I need to go to Yiji.I have nothing to say to you.
Shanks: It's better to ask me directly about this kind of thing.What I want to ask is... do you like Xiao Youxiang?
Nick: (without hesitation) I like it.What's wrong?
Shanks: It's really straightforward... Do you want to marry Xiao Youxiang too?
Nick: She said she didn't want to marry me.
Shanks: Huh? !Have you been rejected? ?
Nij: Just refusing to marry.I don't care.
Shanks: Doesn't it matter...
Nick: Ah.It's okay if she changes her mind one day.It's okay to marry someone else.Just as long as she is happy.
Shanks: This... Do you have a normal liking for Xiao Youxiang?
Nick: No.It's the deeper kind.I think.
Shanks: So sure... But your attitude just now...
Nick: Isn't that normal?Because there are many things I can't do, so there is no reason to stop her from pursuing those things.
Shanks: It makes sense, uncle, I was convinced.
Niji: If you think too much, it will be... painful.It hurts.So forget it.She just smiles when she looks at me.Then kill everyone who makes her laugh.
Shanks: ...
Niji: What's wrong?
Shanks: No, it's okay... When you're with Xiao Youxiang, won't it hurt?
Nij: Well... yes.But good pain.I don't know how to describe it, this should be something I can't understand.I just deal with it the way I can.
Shanks: I understand...Xiao Youxiang is very important to you.
Nick: Probably.I don't understand that much.
Shanks: Maybe that's enough for you.
Nick: Hmm.This is enough.
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9-Yuji
Shanks: Yo!green!
Yongji: Yo!Four emperors!
Shanks: Hahaha!You are so kind compared to your brother!
Yuuji: Really?But I have nothing to say to you!
Shanks: Don't say that~ Let's chat!look!We all like Xiao Youxiang, right?
Yuji: Are you a bit too old for Yuka?
Shanks: Katakuri is not the same! !
Yuji: You look bigger.
Shanks: Too bad! !Matthew is too much! !
Matthew: All right all right.Don't digress.
Shanks: You can help me! !
Matthew: Then, Mr. Yuji, leaving aside Mr. Shanks...what do you think of Ms. Yuka?
Yuji: What do you think... This question is too strange.
Matthew: Do you like it?
Yuuji: Yes.
Matthew: How much I like it.
Yuuji: I don't know.But, seeing her running towards me makes me happy.
Matthew: That's right.Then do you want to go with Miss Youxiang?
Yuuji: I don't want to.
Matthew: Huh?Don't want to?
Yuji: Because she won't be happy.Even if I knew it, she was an independent person.And emotionally rich and delicate.I definitely don't want to have someone like me... who doesn't even know what death is by my side.
Shanks: Like, if you put aside these...do you want to?
Yuji: This assumption makes no sense at all.I am already like this.What matters is that only she accepts it.Even my father thought we were 'something wrong', only Youxiang said: It's okay.
Shanks: ...
Yuji: Even you guys are on guard.Germa's androids are emotionless war machines.You cannot accept people who do not feel sorrow and compassion.But she can.She can do it right from the start.Trust us every time and accept our all.Good, bad... I like her.Liked her more than anyone and anything.
Shanks: Matthew, I'm going to cry.
Matthew: Hold on.
Yuuji: Are you done with me?You want to make sure I don't hurt her?Do not worry.I won't.
Shanks: I believe in you! !
Yuuji: Oh.
Shanks: I'm still so indifferent to me, but I trust you guys! !
Yuji: You are really a bit strange.
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10- Katakuri
Shanks: Katakuri!Is this our first time meeting?
Katakuri: Certainly not.But it should be the first time to speak informally like this.What's your business?
Shanks: Nothing special, just want to talk about Xiao Youxiang!Xiao Youxiang is so cute!
Katakuri: Don't think about my fiancée.
Shanks: No, I didn't think about it.Don't speak so harshly! !
Katakuri: So are you here to test me?All right.Even if it is a Sihuang like my mother, I will not back down.bring it on.
Shanks: No no no... I didn't come to fight!chat!Let's chat!
Katakuri: What are you talking about?
Shanks: I didn't expect you to like Xiao Youxiang so much.
Katakuri: There's a lot going on.Some very, very coincidences... so I think there is a little bit of God's will in it.
Shanks: That's right... But, Katakuri, a person like you must bear a lot of responsibility.I... just want to make sure that Xiao Youxiang will be happy, okay?
Katakuri: Yes.You're right... I thought the same thing and told her the truth.but she...
Shanks:?What's wrong?
Katakuri: Nothing.Anyway, she said and did things that put my mind at ease.I don't want to tell you the specifics.That's between us.
Shanks: Damn...there is a little secret...
Katakuri: You don't have to worry about me.If you want to know how serious I am... I will only have her as a bride from now on.Are you satisfied with that?
Shanks: Wow...
Katakuri: Have I been approved by your guardian?
Shanks: Even if I agree, I can't make the decision...
Katakuri: I know.
Shanks: Maybe there will be better women in the future-
Katakuri: Impossible.No one is better than my fiancée.
Matthew: It's completely hopeless.
Shanks: I feel like I'll be beaten if I refute him.
Matthew: Come on!Four emperors!
Shanks: You don't think it's a big deal just to watch the excitement, do you?
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11- Kagawa
Kagawa: Is it finally my turn?
Shanks: (to Matthew) This man is no good, can I kill him now to avoid future troubles?
Kagawa: It's too cruel, so let me say a few more words!Is it that bad? ? ?
Shanks: It is because of perfection that it is extremely suspicious.
Kagawa: But this is what I was born with. Is this also a sin? ! !
Shanks: Still so annoying! !I'm going to kill someone! !
Matthew: Okay, okay...don't fight.Well, anyway, Mr. Shanks is here to verify your sincerity towards Miss Youxiang!
Kagawa: I see.Although I don't know how other people do it, there is no way to prove this kind of thing properly, right?
Shanks: I didn't expect to be quite self-aware.
Kagawa: No.I think that this sincerity is not half false, but I don't know how to prove this to others.Rather, I think there is no need to prove it.
Shanks: Is it the same for Xiao Youxiang?
Kagawa: Hmm... If you want to feel it, then my feelings must have been conveyed to Ms. Yuka.That's enough.No additional proof is required.
Shanks: Don't you want to use this reason to be courteous to Xiao Youxiang when you use it, and ignore it when you don't use it?kill you?
Kagawa: How is that possible.I will never do that kind of thing.
Shanks: So what special thing did you do?
Kagawa: ... (thinking) Nothing.
Shanks: (draws knife)
Matthew: Wait!Wait a minute!It's not like nothing, Mr. Kagawa.Don't you often send Miss Youxiang gifts and letters?It helps a lot every time!
Kagawa: But that's what I should do.It's not something special, is it?
Shanks: ...So you actually do quite a lot?
Kagawa: I just want to express the feeling of having nowhere to rest... I hope this feeling will never disappear.However, even if it disappears, there will definitely be new enthusiasm. After all, Miss Youxiang is such a person who catches people off guard.
Shanks: You are quite optimistic, but this kind of enthusiasm may also appear in other people, right?
Kagawa: That is to say...the number of people who are interested in me has increased now, but a large part of this is due to Ms. Yuxiang.If it wasn't for her, the next person would be still thinking about jumping into the sea in Heichuan's office right now.
Shanks: The topic suddenly turned dark! !
Kagawa: Because it's a little different... It doesn't make sense to explain it.It can only be said that the way I experience the world is somewhat different from yours, and these differences make me very... bothered.Troubled to the point of wanting to end his life—until Miss Yuka appeared.
Shanks: ......... Thinking about it this way, it's still a normal love story.
Kagawa: I see, it turned out to be normal, haha... a little happy.It turns out that I can fall in love with someone normally.
Shanks: (Secretly) Don't you give him psychological counseling?
Matthew: He doesn't need to do it now.
Kagawa: So, have you passed the exam?
Shanks: Well... I just want to see if anyone is harmful to Xiao Youxiang, after all we don't want to see her being cheated.Whether it is qualified or not, Xiao Youxiang has to decide for herself.
Kagawa: That's right... Maybe it's not a bad thing if it goes on like this.Miss Youxiang's wish is to make all of us happy, at least I am happier now than before.
Shanks: Well, that's fine.However, don't think about jumping into the sea.If you have any troubles, you can come to me.Although it may not be able to help you solve it, I will buy you a drink.
Kagawa: (laughs) Thank you very much.Mr Shanks.
Shanks: Hey... After talking, I found out that he is not a bad person either.
Matthew: Indeed.Not really perfect, but close?
Shanks: Such a person really exists...
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12-Olu
Olu: (lights a cigarette) Do you want to smoke too?
Shanks: No, I don't smoke.I'm here to chat with you!
Olu: Huh?I don't have much to talk about with a big guy like you... and you don't get much from me.Are you looking for the wrong person?
Shanks: Nope.Speaking of which, how did you and Xiao Youxiang meet?
Olu: ...I was hired to kill her in the first place.
Shanks: It turned out to be the story of a killer and a girl! !Like a comic!
Olu: It's not that romantic, we also fought to the death.
Shanks: Who won?
Olu: Please.She is a person with a devil as a helper, how do you think I can win?
Shanks: Don't say that, I think you are strong.
Olu: It must be your illusion.I'm just a mercenary... Now I'm someone else's bodyguard, that kind of cannon fodder role, passer-by npc, it's not that great!
Shanks: Self-evaluation is really low... But, now that you are a companion, what do you think of Xiao Youxiang?
Olu: (smoking)......
Shanks: Don't want to tell me?
Olu: As I said, I'm just a cannon fodder, and it doesn't matter what I think.Isn't there the son of One Piece, the second in command of the rebel army and the princes over there?You'd be better off asking them.
Shanks: I've already asked them, and now I want to hear what the less powerful people think.
Olu: Hey... I can't help it... I don't have much idea.Just hope those great people don't push her too hard, she's just a little girl, wouldn't it be irresponsible to expect too much from her?
Shanks: Wow...I didn't expect you to be like this...
Olu: What do you think of me?
Shanks: Is it the other way around?However, if you find something is wrong...
Olu: I will take her away.You can rest assured.Whether it's a fire in the backyard or whatever, I'll take her away if there's any danger.Nothing else, I am very strong in escaping.
Shanks: How reassuring!I leave it to you!
Olu: Yes... let me finish smoking quickly...
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13 - Zed
Shanks: That...
Zed: ? (look over, wagging tail)
Shanks: ... Can I pet your head?
Zed: Hmm. (ears flatten)
Shanks: (touch)
Zed: ...
Shanks: (returning to himself) Ah! ! !
Matthew: Are you awake?
Shanks: Be addicted to it by accident! !
Matthew: It's furry after all.
Shanks: Zed, actually I have something to say...
Zed: Huh? (wagging tail)
Shanks: He's innocent Matthew! !He's just a dog hook! !
Matthew: In theory, he is human.If you take another ten thousand steps back, you are still a gray wolf.
Shanks: It's the dog hook! ! !
Zed: Wang.
Shanks: (shocked, then pats his head again) Matthew, he's innocent! !
Matthew: I see.knew.
Zed: ?
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14-dak
Duck: ………
Shanks: That...
Duck: What's wrong?
Shanks: Ah...it's nothing special, I want to talk to you...
Duck: With me?I'm just a weapon, I can't give you any useful advice.
Shanks: No no... what I want to say is about Xiao Youxiang...
Duck: What's the matter, Master?
Shanks: She's fine, I want to ask you what you think of her!
Dark: I am the master's weapon, so I will be absolutely loyal and obedient to her.
Shanks: That's not it!What kind of person do you think she is?
Dark: I don't know the type among humans, but master... (silent)...
Shanks:?
Duck: Sorry.I have no idea.Things on the human side are too difficult.
Shanks: I seem to be too hard on you... I'm just a little worried about Xiao Youxiang!
Duck: That's right.Sometimes I'm a little worried too, but what exactly to do... I'm not sure.
Shanks: Well... stay by her side.This should be important to her.
Dak: I see.This is what I should have done.
Shanks: Really reliable, Duck.
Dark: After all, I am a good weapon.
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You Xiang: What is Mr. Shanks doing?
Shanks: Uncle is helping you investigate the Shura field! !Didn't fall down?
Youxiang: What about the Asura field... Uncle will help me solve it!
Shanks: Hahaha!Uncle, I can't help it!
Drake: Hey, what are you doing here?Kaido's people are coming, hide quickly—huh? !Why is the redhead here? ?
Shanks: Ah, found the missing person!
Drake:! ! !The big thing is not good, why did the four emperors get together!Gotta report to headquarters! !
Shanks: Headquarters... are you a navy? ? ? !
Drake: Back off! !
Shanks: He escaped! !
Youxiang: Matthew, what is Mr. Shanks doing?
Matthew: Nothing, as long as there is a program effect, it will be fine!He's pretty good at it!
You Xiang: I don’t understand at all!
Matthew: If Miss Xiang had to choose, who would Miss Xiang choose?
You Xiang: (without hesitation) Zed.
Matthew: It really is a dog!Exactly as I predicted!
You Xiang: Hey... Really, what is Matthew doing...
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The author has something to say:
Cang Cang has been addicted to the game these days, and has not saved any manuscripts, and then the aunt came, so I touched it today, and use this episode I wrote before to top it!
If I still touch it tomorrow, I must still be playing games!The game is really fun! !
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