novelraw Chapter 269 [Extra] A small game where you ask me to answer
Chapter 269 [Extra] A small game where you ask me to answer
【Investigation game driven by curiosity】
#Although everyone is now a friend or is very familiar with each other, there are still some things that I don’t understand. In order to enhance the relationship (satisfy curiosity), I can ask anyone any question now!Let's see what everyone has to say!
#Host: Matthew
#Record: Matthew
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Q1. Question to the three brothers: Don’t you realize that you are too close to Youxiang?If you get too close to the girl, it will bother you!
Matthew: Although this does not seem to be a problem, let the three brothers have something to say.
Ace: I don't think so.No way.
Sabo: I don't mind if there is fragrance.
Luffy: Huh?is that so?
Matthew: Alright!It's three fools.Miss Youxiang said something.
You Xiang: I don't mind...because they have been like this since childhood.
Matthew: I can attest to that.They just don't care about it.
You Xiang: Yes.And it's not malicious, don't worry!
Matthew: Since they are all fools, you can rest assured.
Luo: You are all used to it! ! !
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Q2. Ask the demons: what is your favorite thing?human soul? !blood? !Or offal? ?Could it be...hair? !
Matthew: Losing your hair is just because you are going bald, it has nothing to do with the devil.So tell everyone what you like.
Frey: Yuzu tea.
Phoebe: Watermelon.
Chip: Oranges!
Lance: Pudding~
Fino: Cupcakes.
Rosie: Cabbage! ! !
Matthew: That's it.Demons are completely different from what we imagined.
Nami: They're just a bunch of foodies! !
Frey: The human soul is not tasty.
Fino: It's better not to eat at all.So they are generally sent away to die.Those who get lost accidentally will lead them to the right place.
Phoebe: After all, it's going to be very noisy in the dream world if they're all crowded together.If there are more people who have nightmares, we will lose face!
Matthew: In short, there are no fruits and desserts, right?
Frey: Exactly.So don't want to eat.And we don't like blood!It will stain clothes, and it will stink when piled up!
Usopp: Are they really demons? These guys...
Luffy: Hahahahahaha!Anyway, it's fun!
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Q3. Ask Youxiang: black hair, blond hair or red hair, which one do you like?
Youxiang: I like white!It is white if it is fragrant!
Matthew: That's right.Otherwise, the directivity is too strong.
You Xiang: If it is His Royal Highness, then any color is fine.
Iji: That's right.So all you flies, get the hell out of here!
Ace: Is Germa a country?
Sabo: Not really.
Iji: You guys are just jealous.
Matthew: Although you are still arguing, what I want to say is that Ms. Yuka is already showing her heart to Mr. Katakuri.
Iji: Damn...and that guy...
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Q4. Ask Ace: Obviously the voice is not like a kitten, why do you say that Youxiang looks like a kitten when it calls you?
Ace: Huh?Although the pronunciation of my name is different from that of a cat, Youxiang's expression and voice at that time were very similar to a kitten, ok?
Matthew: I don't understand it either, but that's the way it is.
Szabo: Actually, I can understand... Sometimes it's just that kitty sound that wants attention.
Luo: As long as you listen to it, you will never be able to refuse the voice!
Matthew: Let me feel it, Miss Youxiang!
Fragrant: Matthew~~
Matthew: Well~~~ Sure enough, I still don't think it has anything to do with cats.Just plain kidding, right?
Ace: It seems reasonable for Matthew not to understand.
Matthew: Exactly.You humans are so weird.
Ace: After all, you are indifferent to kittens.
Matthew: This is something Matthew is proud of.You humans are all controlled by Furry!wake up! !
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Q5. Ask Matthew: Tell me what you like to do!
Matthew: Laughing at humans, and then watching them become speechless and angry at me and hate me.
You Xiang: Matthew likes to take care of people!
Matthew: I didn't!
Ace: It's mom.
Matthew: I'm not your mother! !
Sabo: Although I say that every time, I can't help but start taking care of people every time.
Luffy: Matthew is super reliable!
Matthew: I don't deny that, but I'm not your mother! !
You Xiang: Mom! ! (hug)
Luffy: Hahahahaha (hugging)
Ace: (hug)
Sabo: Mom~~ (hug together)
Matthew: ………… Kill you guys?
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Q6. Ask Luo: Love at first sight is understandable, but what happened to the subsequent morbid obsession?
Luo: Huh? ?Who is morbidly obsessed? ?
Matthew: You.
Luo: This is normal for me, okay?Love at first sight is a chemical reaction, and the follow-up is just a continuous reaction!Because we can react from the very beginning! !
Matthew: The words become strange once you say them.
Rossi: It's just a pathological obsession.
Luo: I'm not sick! !
Ace: But it's not normal either.
Luo: You guys are so annoying!It doesn't matter if there is fragrance!
Youxiang: Mr. Luo sometimes becomes very interesting.
Luo: Yes, is that so...?You think so... just fine.
Rossi: My attitude changes when I see a cabbage.I'm stuttering... so you are such a child...
Luo: It's only natural to be nervous when you see someone you like, Mr. Cora!
Rosie: That's what you say but you're too nervous...
Luo: Because I like it so much, what can I do! ! !
Matthew: Confession suddenly, it really is not normal, right?
Luo: You just want to say that I am not normal! !
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Q7. Ask Lieutenant General Kamiya: Have you ever lost to anyone in a simple fight?
Kamiya: If you don’t have a mentality, you don’t count as a loss.
Matthew: ...
Ace: Didn't you complain? Matthew!
Matthew: Don't dare.Fear.
Ace: It is the strongest in another sense.
Phoebe: It's really an aura that makes me bow down...I kind of want to be stepped on by her...
Frey: Isn't the devil's face disgraced enough?
Matthew: When you answer the second question, you already have no demonic deterrence.
Ace: So who is the devil, Kamiya or Frey?
Frey: It's her.
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Q8. Ask Olu: Tell us about ninjas.For example, ninjutsu, ninja, the sound of ninja, and other powerful things, I want to know!
Olu: Most visible ninjutsu are blindfolds and devil fruits.There are also a small number of killing skills.There is no magic.Voices like Renren are personal habits and prejudices, not everyone is the same.I don't know about other great things.I have been an official ninja for about two months.
Raizo: His Excellency Hayato's master is a very powerful ninja.It exists like a legend.
Kin'emon: When it comes to the story of the blood cuckoo, it is known to everyone in Wano country, and it is passed on by word of mouth.
Momanosuke: Yes!The next also know!A story loved by both samurai and commoners!
Olu: I suddenly have a bad feeling, so please shut up.
You Xiang: Huh~~ But I want to know too!
Luffy: Huh~~ But I want to know too!
Ace: (Hold Olu) I held him down, hurry up!Lei Zang!Kin'emon! !
Kin'emon: That...is the story of Blood Cuckoo Lord being entrusted by the villagers to assassinate bullies.At that time, His Excellency Blood Cuckoo was still very young, or rather it was because of this incident that he was called Blood Cuckoo.
Lei Zang: Exactly.Although there are some rumored drama, most of them should be true.For example, the reason why it was called Du Juan was because he was very young and beautiful at that time——
Olu: The bad feeling appeared again. (struggles) Let go of me!I don't want to listen! !
Ace: Pretty?Is he a man?
Kin'emon: Ah, that's right.But at that time, it was said that she had a beauty that surpassed that of men and women.Therefore, when assassinating bullies, she was not noticed by pretending to be a female geisha.
Ace: That's right...
Youxiang: That's why you deliberately find Olu as the heir?
Olu: ——that nasty old man! !That's why you fucking force me to wear women's clothes? ? ! !
Lei Zang: That is also a kind of ninjutsu that not everyone can learn...
You Xiang: So this is a secret technique that no one inherits? !
Olu: No! ! ! !
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Q9. Ask the white-bearded grandpa: Is there anything inconvenient now?
White Beard: Huh?Ah... the old man finds the young man's words difficult to understand.
Matthew: Like what?
White Beard: Male mother?
Matthew: It means Marco.
Marco: Huh? ? ? ?It must be you! !
Matthew: I'm not your mother! !Next!
White Beard: Comparing hearts?
Matthew: (gesturing) This looks like a little heart.means love you.
Whitebeard: That's right.What does Shura field mean?It seems to be different from what the old man understands.
Matthew: It refers to the scene where a group of people who are secretly in love with the same person gather together.
White Beard: Young people's thinking is really strange...
Matthew: That's right.But most of them don't understand, it's nothing, it's all meaningless things.
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Q10. Question to everyone: I already have demons and skeleton companions, will I still be afraid of ghosts?
Youxiang: (immediately) Yes.
Usopp: (without hesitation) Super scared.
Nami: (immediately) Of course! !
Chopper: (Hiding) Where is the ghost? ! ! !
Matthew: ......... Say something, ghosts.
Frey: Exactly.Broadly speaking, we are ghosts.
Brooke: Yohohoho...By the way, I'm afraid too!
Rosie: You're scarier than a ghost! !
Lance: If you see it suddenly, you will be shocked!
Usopp: You are demons, what are you afraid of! !
Lance: Demons will be afraid too! !For example!Like that! !
Fino: Lieutenant General Kamiya, super scary.
Frey: It will fly in fright.
Usopp: A bit of a devil's dignity! !
Ace: As for the lieutenant general... there is no other way.
Usopp: You're scared too! ?
Matthew: It's so scary, it can be called a singularity, right?
You Xiang: Avoid her and go.
Matthew: Otherwise, I'm afraid the whole army will be wiped out.
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Matthew: No meaningful questions yet.
You Xiang: You don't have too many secrets!After all, we are honest with each other!
Luo: Actually, I still have a lot...
Youxiang: (immediately) Then this show is over!
Luo: Wait a minute!Fragrant!I have another question for you—
You Xiang: See you next time everyone! !